Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

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Finger Pistols said:
....You don't have a sink in the kitchen or bathroom? Or a bowl or tuperware? Why would you thaw the shrimp in the bathtub of all places young lady?

A kettle or bioling watet in a metal bowl will always be hotter than the tap water regukated my themaain heater in the buokding.
I am at my limit.
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Do not try to out misspell her, she has the high ground.
 
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Axiom. said:
Tiffany being reached out by her old big pissister? Aw, she misses her friend.
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You know, just ten years ago, I would have called someone out on their crazy bullshit if they'd suggested that the world would be so much worse in a decade that a message telling an Autsitic teenage Borderline  not to post in their own lolcow thread could raise red flags.

Yet, here we are, going right back to what I said earlier about Zoey, unrestricted Internet access, and extortionists. Elaine might not actually be a part of any 764 Telegram groups, but she's definitely an attention-seeking, clout-hungry orbiter who seems to love influencing and manipulating the few people she can actually manage to fuck with. I'm sure she knows about what happened with Wise and Boyd back in 2018, though, and doesn't want KF to find out about any Idea Gal antics she might be contemplating.
 
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Bothriolepis said:
You know, just ten years ago, I would have called someone out on their crazy bullshit if they'd suggested that the world would be so much worse in a decade that a message telling an Autsitic teenage Borderline  not to post in their own lolcow thread could raise red flags.

Yet, here we are, going right back to what I said earlier about Zoey, unrestricted Internet access, and extortionists. Elaine might not actually be a part of any 764 Telegram groups, but she's definitely an attention-seeking, clout-hungry orbiter who seems to love influencing and manipulating the few people she can actually manage to fuck with. I'm sure she knows about what happened with Wise and Boyd back in 2018, though, and doesn't want KF to find out about any Idea Gal antics she might be contemplating.
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Elaine's most devious gayop yet... trolling the other retarded failed kiwifarms a-log with exceptionally poor hygiene.

Truly the most formidable darkweb com-queen hacker goddess.

Zoobles told her to hit the bricks before, I'm sure she'll do it again. I think even with her borderline pathological desire for attention she knows nothing good can come from interacting with the piss-princess.
 
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Hoi Polloi said:
interacting with the piss-princess.
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You are describing two different people.
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It's funny how Tiffany's alias is "emoboyfucker69" because I remembered Elaine describing her taste in men being edgy alt-right e-boys, BPDs do have the same taste in men.
 
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Hoi Polloi said:
Zoobles told her to hit the bricks before, I'm sure she'll do it again. I think even with her borderline pathological desire for attention she knows nothing good can come from interacting with the piss-princess.
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There's one faintly positive thing that I'll say about Zobbles: I'm not very hopeful about her future, but I do think that as of right now she understands that following a link from Elaine to a Telegram group called "FUKKK1N M1L1T4NT5 0V TH3 1NF1N1T3 PUN1SHM3NT" would probably be a bad idea. That could change at any time, but her telling the fish-smell monger to fuck off is probably a good sign.
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
You are describing two different people.
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Idk. The duality of having an accident in a store like a fucking animal juxtaposed with being a "beautiful genius" is probably one of the things most fun about Zoey.
She's not a feral savage with limited social skills in her mind. Her body is just so cruel, you see.
 
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Brap God said:
How fucked up does your bladder have to be for this to happen unintentionally?
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Incontinence is fairly common with people who are higher than Level I on the Spectrum, I think. I've met a few who are pretty close to Zoey in terms of symptom severity (based on what I've seen here), and almost all of them have had at least occasional episodes. They usually don't grasp that they shouldn't talk about it to randos or that they should wear protective underwear, either, even if they find it embarrassing (not without prompting, anyway; some of them are too ashamed to wear Depends, regardless, and will attempt to flush them as soon as no one's looking).
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
Something to keep in mind is that she also showers incredibly rarely, as even when she lived with her mom she only showered once a month.

You also can't forget her infamous "PANTS ARE AN ABOMINATION" quote.
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Regardless, she's gonna smell like seafood considering she uses her bathtub to thaw shrimp.
 
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