Opinion The Average College Student Is Illiterate - Spelling is atrocious, grammar is random, and the correct use of apostrophes is cause for celebration. Worse is the resistance to original thought.

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Oxford undergraduates on a late night drinking spree, 1824. By Robert Cruikshank. (Photo by Hulton Archive.)

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I’m Gen X. I was pretty young when I earned my PhD, so I’ve been a professor for a long time—over 30 years. If you’re not in academia, or it’s been a while since you were in college, you might not know this: the students are not what they used to be. The problem with even talking about this topic at all is the knee-jerk response of, “yeah, just another old man complaining about the kids today, the same way everyone has since Gilgamesh. Shake your fist at the clouds, dude.” So yes, I’m ready to hear that. Go right ahead. Because people need to know.

First, some context. I teach at a regional public university in the United States. Our students are average on just about any dimension you care to name—aspirations, intellect, socio-economic status, physical fitness. They wear hoodies and yoga pants and like Buffalo wings. They listen to Zach Bryan and Taylor Swift. That’s in no way a put-down: I firmly believe that the average citizen deserves a shot at a good education and even more importantly a shot at a good life. All I mean is that our students are representative; they’re neither the bottom of the academic barrel nor the cream off the top.

As with every college we get a range of students, and our best philosophy majors have gone on to earn PhDs or go to law school. We’re also an NCAA Division 2 school and I watched one of our graduates become an All-Pro lineman for the NFL. These are exceptions, and what I say here does not apply to every single student. But what I’m about to describe are the average students at Average State U.

Reading

Most of our students are functionally illiterate. This is not a joke. By “functionally illiterate” I mean “unable to read and comprehend adult novels by people like Barbara Kingsolver, Colson Whitehead, and Richard Powers.” I picked those three authors because they are all recent Pulitzer Prize winners, an objective standard of “serious adult novel.” Furthermore, I’ve read them all and can testify that they are brilliant, captivating writers; we’re not talking about Finnegans Wake here. But at the same time they aren’t YA, romantasy, or Harry Potter either.

I’m not saying our students just prefer genre books or graphic novels or whatever. No, our average graduate literally could not read a serious adult novel cover-to-cover and understand what they read. They just couldn’t do it. They don’t have the desire to try, the vocabulary to grasp what they read, and most certainly not the attention span to finish. For them to sit down and try to read a book like The Overstory might as well be me attempting an Iron Man triathlon: much suffering with zero chance of success.

Students are not absolutely illiterate in the sense of being unable to sound out any words whatsoever. Reading bores them, though. They are impatient to get through whatever burden of reading they have to, and move their eyes over the words just to get it done. They’re like me clicking through a mandatory online HR training. Students get exam questions wrong simply because they didn’t even take the time to read the question properly. Reading anything more than a menu is a chore and to be avoided.

They also lie about it. I wrote the textbook for a course I regularly teach. It’s a fairly popular textbook, so I’m assuming it is not terribly written. I did everything I could to make the writing lively and packed with my most engaging examples. The majority of students don’t read it. Oh, they will come to my office hours (occasionally) because they are bombing the course and tell me that they have been doing the reading, but it’s obvious they are lying. The most charitable interpretation is that they looked at some of the words, didn’t understand anything, pretended that counted as reading, and returned to looking at TikTok.

This study says that 65% of college students reported that they skipped buying or renting a textbook because of cost. I believe they didn’t buy the books, but I’m skeptical that cost is the true reason, as opposed to just the excuse they offer. Yes, I know some texts, especially in the sciences, are expensive. However, the books I assign are low-priced. All texts combined for one of my courses is between $35-$100 and they still don’t buy them. Why buy what you aren’t going to read anyway? Just google it.

Even in upper-division courses that students supposedly take out of genuine interest they won’t read. I’m teaching Existentialism this semester. It is entirely primary texts—Dostoevsky, Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, Camus, Sartre. The reading ranges from accessible but challenging to extremely difficult but we’re making a go of it anyway (looking at you, Being and Nothingness). This is a close textual analysis course. My students come to class without the books, which they probably do not own and definitely did not read.

Writing

Their writing skills are at the 8th-grade level. Spelling is atrocious, grammar is random, and the correct use of apostrophes is cause for celebration. Worse is the resistance to original thought. What I mean is the reflexive submission of the cheapest cliché as novel insight.

Exam question: Describe the attitude of Dostoevsky’s Underground Man towards acting in one’s own self-interest, and how this is connected to his concerns about free will. Are his views self-contradictory?
Student: With the UGM its all about our journey in life, not the destination. He beleives we need to take time to enjoy the little things becuase life is short and you never gonna know what happens. Sometimes he contradicts himself cause sometimes you say one thing but then you think something else later. It’s all relative.
Either that, or it looks like this:

Exam question: Describe the attitude of Dostoevsky’s Underground Man towards acting in one’s own self-interest, and how this is connected to his concerns about free will. Are his views self-contradictory?
Student: Dostoevsky’s Underground Man paradoxically rejects the idea that people always act in their own self-interest, arguing instead that humans often behave irrationally to assert their free will. He criticizes rationalist philosophies like utilitarianism, which he sees as reducing individuals to predictable mechanisms, and insists that people may choose suffering just to prove their autonomy. However, his stance is self-contradictory—while he champions free will, he is paralyzed by inaction and self-loathing, trapped in a cycle of bitterness. Through this, Dostoevsky explores the tension between reason, free will, and self-interest, exposing the complexities of human motivation.
That’s right, ChatGPT. The students cheat. I’ve written about cheating in “Why AI is Destroying Academic Integrity,” so I won’t repeat it here, but the cheating tsunami has definitely changed what assignments I give. I can’t assign papers any more because I’ll just get AI back, and there’s nothing I can do to make it stop. Sadly, not writing exacerbates their illiteracy; writing is a muscle and dedicated writing is a workout for the mind as well as the pen.

What’s changed?

The average student has seen college as basically transactional for as long as I’ve been doing this. They go through the motions and maybe learn something along the way, but it is all in service to the only conception of the good life they can imagine: a job with middle-class wages. I’ve mostly made my peace with that, do my best to give them a taste of the life of the mind, and celebrate the successes.

Things have changed. Ted Gioia describes modern students as checked-out, phone-addicted zombies. Troy Jollimore writes, “I once believed my students and I were in this together, engaged in a shared intellectual pursuit. That faith has been obliterated over the past few semesters.” Faculty have seen a stunning level of disconnection.

What has changed exactly?

  • Chronic absenteeism. As a friend in Sociology put it, “Attendance is a HUGE problem—many just treat class as optional.” Last semester across all sections, my average student missed two weeks of class. Actually it was more than that, since I’m not counting excused absences or students who eventually withdrew. A friend in Mathematics told me, “Students are less respectful of the university experience —attendance, lateness, e-mails to me about nonsense, less sense of responsibility.”
  • Disappearing students. Students routinely just vanish at some point during the semester. They don’t officially drop out or withdraw from the course, they simply quit coming. No email, no notification to anyone in authority about some problem. They just pull an Amelia Earhart. It’s gotten to the point that on the first day of class, especially in lower-division, I tell the students, “Look to your right. Now look to your left. One of you will be gone by the end of the semester. Don’t let it be you.”
  • They can’t sit in a seat for 50 minutes. Students routinely get up during a 50 minute class, sometimes just 15 minutes in, and leave the classroom. I’m supposed to believe that they suddenly, urgently need the toilet, but the reality is that they are going to look at their phones. They know I’ll call them out on it in class, so instead they walk out. I’ve even told them to plan ahead and pee before class, like you tell a small child before a road trip, but it has no effect. They can’t make it an hour without getting their phone fix.
  • It’s the phones, stupid. They are absolutely addicted to their phones. When I go work out at the Campus Rec Center, easily half of the students there are just sitting on the machines scrolling on their phones. I was talking with a retired faculty member at the Rec this morning who works out all the time. He said he has done six sets waiting for a student to put down their phone and get off the machine he wanted. The students can’t get off their phones for an hour to do a voluntary activity they chose for fun. Sometimes I’m amazed they ever leave their goon caves at all.
I don’t blame K-12 teachers. This is not an educational system problem, this is a societal problem. What am I supposed to do? Keep standards high and fail them all? That’s not an option for untenured faculty who would like to keep their jobs. I’m a tenured full professor. I could probably get away with that for a while, but sooner or later the Dean’s going to bring me in for a sit-down. Plus, if we flunk out half the student body and drive the university into bankruptcy, all we’re doing is depriving the good students of an education.

We’re told to meet the students where they are, flip the classroom, use multimedia, just be more entertaining, get better. As if rearranging the deck chairs just the right way will stop the Titanic from going down. As if it is somehow the fault of the faculty. It’s not our fault. We’re doing the best we can with what we’ve been given.

All this might sound like an angry rant. I’m not angry, though, not at all. I’m just sad. One thing all faculty have to learn is that the students are not us. We can’t expect them all to burn with the sacred fire we have for our disciplines, to see philosophy, psychology, math, physics, sociology, or economics as the divine light of reason in a world of shadow. Our job is to kindle that flame, and we’re trying to get that spark to catch, but it is getting harder and harder and we don’t know what to do.

Hilarius Bookbinder is the pseudonym for a tenured professor with an Ivy League PhD who writes Scriptorium Philosophia.

A version of this essay originally appeared in Scriptorium Philosophia.
 
I agree that absenteeism should be discouraged. But if people can get good grades while not even attending the classes, there is another big problem that needs to be fixed.
I see it less as needed to pass the class and more as a way to train you to be socially responsible as an adult - you said you'd be here? So you're gonna be here or face penalty. Especially when the spot you occupy is limited and prevents another person who may WANT to be there from being there.

The root of the "can't adult today" epidemic stems from people who have learned at all levels of life that if something is just really really inconvenient to them? They don't have to do it. Someone else can just pick up the slack.

I was taught that you show up where you're expected to. Be it a class, a job or a promised meeting. You don't like it? You give two weeks and find another way to get it done. But you honor ALL obligations until you have given fair effort. (which also would cure a lot of the ghosting mentioned here too).

If you want to stay home and do nothing? Fine, I'm not going to drag you out of Mom's basement, but, don't sign up for places you have no intention of fulfilling and then blame "society, Man".

People aren't shamed enough for malingering these days, and thus it becomes the accepted level of effort.

Not doing this has caused a class of people who'd rather wait for true Communism to arrive than answer any of those bills coming in the mail because they just don't like dealing with them, and have been allowed to use that as a crutch for 20 or 30 years. It worked on their parents, their teachers, their professors, so why won't it work on the boss? Or the IRS?
 
I disagree with a lot of what this guy says, buying textbooks has always been a high-margin grift for professors, nine times out of ten the book isn't used in any substantial way (if at all), and the average undergrad has always been borderline retarded. But the real blame lies with the intentional dumbing-down of college admission tests and the associated standards in the name of "equity" and "inclusion".

For example, the SAT was criticized for using the following analogy RUNNER:MARATHON:

A) ENVOY:EMBASSY
B) MARTYR:MASSACRE
C) OARSMAN:REGATTA
D) HORSE:STABLE

This question was deemed "culturally biased" because the average negro has never been exposed to a regatta, and thus can't be expected to know what a regatta is... Never mind that rednecks from Appalachia also have never been exposed to a regatta and seem to do just fine with the same question.

Continually lowering admission standards doesn't provide "equity", it just allows retards who never should have gone to college into academic programs for which they are woefully unprepared. Instead of learning the obvious lesson to maybe not do that, the prescription from the race grifters is to lower standards even further.

Does everyone remember how the requirement to take the SAT / ACT was eliminated during the pandemic by the "most prestigious" institutions? What ever happened with that? Oh, right, universities quickly realized that without that absurdly low barrier to entry the students they were admitting were even more retarded than usual, and failed out in record numbers.

We, as a society have overvalued a college degree, in literally anything, for generations. When I was young, I was told by every adult in my life (all of whom were Boomers, incidentally) that if you didn't go to college, you'd end up pumping gas or flipping burgers for the rest of your life. This false binary choice not only totally ignored the existence of the trades, where it was and still is possible to make a good living, but also pushed people to take on crippling amounts of debt for useless degrees when they never should have been admitted to college in the first place.

All that being said, the author is right about one thing, the smart phone and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race, and not just for young people, but for all of us.
 
It’s the phones, stupid. They are absolutely addicted to their phones. When I go work out at the Campus Rec Center, easily half of the students there are just sitting on the machines scrolling on their phones. I was talking with a retired faculty member at the Rec this morning who works out all the time. He said he has done six sets waiting for a student to put down their phone and get off the machine he wanted. The students can’t get off their phones for an hour to do a voluntary activity they chose for fun. Sometimes I’m amazed they ever leave their goon caves at all.
Phone use right now is what smoking used to be. Smoking is the only thing I can think of that was equally pervasive, permitted, unexamined, pushed by huge corporations, and normalized across society for far too long. I still do it but eight year olds shouldn't and you shouldn't be having 20 of them over a single work day.
 
This is one of the reasons why I don't have a smartphone.
You get used to the thing correcting everything for you and being able to look things up at any time that you don't learn anything yourself anymore.
Smartphones create dumb people.
Gen Z and Alpha are being demolished by smartphones.
At this rate, AI will replace everyone because what the fuck can young people actually do anymore?
Can't ever read or write properly, anybody will choose ChatGPT over them.
And sure there is a portion of society who is exceptionally gifted and hard working but they are a minority.

I'm glad I was the last generation who grew up without the internet, social media and smartphones.
 
i had to spend like $1000 a semester on textbooks that were identical to the previous year's textbooks
I had one class (communications such bs) where it was a couple hundred for a binder textbook written by the teacher. On the first day the teacher made us rip out the first page, sign it and turn it on for a grade.

It's such a fucking racket
 
The problem with that is that all of the professors have to do it or word just gets around and people stop taking his class, causing him to be out of a job eventually when the University gets around to letting him go because of it
professors generally aren't there to educate anymore. professors are there to do research for the university first and foremost. teaching classes is just something they do in between research grants or if they want to. no tenured professor is getting fired over low sign ups.
 
What am I supposed to do? Keep standards high and fail them all?
>Illiterate kids pushed through degree mills.
>Employers keep hiring illiterate retards with degrees, stop taking degrees at face value and expect years of work experience as well to filter them out.
>Why is my degree not good enough when I was pushed through to make quota worked so hard for it?

It really is fascinating to watch the consistent narrative of our modern society to be "We had a thing that provided good outcomes for some people, but then we tried making everyone participate in it without consideration, and ruined it for everyone in turn".

Schools never taught them self-paced learning, organizing notes, or scheduling.
Used to be that you were expected to develop those skills on your own if you wanted to graduate, and if you didn't, you failed. Now you can graduate without them, so no shit they don't develop them. But at the same time, trying to force everyone into the same bucket of 'patterns' and habits for learning and scheduling is going to give just as poor of a result as anything else. And we both know the current state of the education system is incapable of achieving any sort of flexible "teach them to teach themselves" result, they only know rote memorization and repetition, anything contextual becomes unmeasurable by them and therefor unenforceable.
 
?????????????????????

Teachers are dumber than rocks, man. "What am I supposed to do, my job?"
I mean, yes, fail them all.

The basis of grades is to meet a minimum and objective standard. If they can't, then there should be a way of informing the student and their parents about it.

That's how this system is supposed to work.
 
professors generally aren't there to educate anymore. professors are there to do research for the university first and foremost. teaching classes is just something they do in between research grants or if they want to. no tenured professor is getting fired over low sign ups.

The problem is that 90%+ of professors are not capable of doing useful research. We made a mistake as a culture in trying to "scale out" the research university model to an industrial scale after World War II. The number of people who can actually do useful research is always going to be rather small.
 
He's also wrong. Being illiterate doesn't mean "doesn't read certain books". It's about your foundational learning. HOW do you read? Whole word "reading" is what is actually meant when people say someone is (functionally) illiterate.

There's been a lot of pushing since a while back that teaching and (even *gasp*) enforcing even a semblance of proper grammar is ist and phobe. So that's also a big part of things.
 
That said? Their cost is a complete scam indeed. And I wouldn't be surprised to see students rationalizing not even buying them in the first place now because they assume (or even know) that they can just get an AI to tell them whatever was in that $325 book, and write the paper too.
You can pirate books or find the questions (and answers) on certain sites now. Usually there's at least one student per class that has an illicit digital copy and shares it with people who share it with people. Anyone who still buys these books is a retard.

For any kiwis that have to contend with this racket, the library should have books reserved for library use only where you can check it out just to scan the questions for homework if the edition is hard to pirate or you don't know where to look. The contents between editions are largely the same.
 
Perhaps I wasn't clear, they amount of money you receive is lowered. I wasn't implying you could lower your debt. It's an important consideration when you're factoring that loan into lodging or any other amenities since trying to maintain a full course load and work part time is impossible.

Anyway, the majority of your response was moronic negroid level babble so this was the only portion I'll be addressing.

they amount of money you receive is lowered.

Moronic negroid babble with another side of not knowing what the entire fuck you are talking about.

NO. The money allotted via FASA to you for the semester is NOT LOWERED. You get what FAFSA awards.

If FASA awards 10,000$ that semester, and Clown College charges you only $7,000 for classes. You receive the remaining $3,000. The college receives the money from FASA. The debt holder gets a check for the excess. They can send it back. But many use it for other expenses. Or hookers and blow. It's on them either way.

If the student drops a class that was valued by Clown College at $4,000 for three credit hours, THEY. OWE. $4,000 IMMEDIATELY. FAFSA does NOT get a refund. That student MUST issue funds to the tune of the full $4,000 within 30 days (reasonable payment period), or there is a hold on their account.

The hold means: NO signing up for more classes. No using campus services. No graduation. No walking at graduation until that hold is resolved.

So they MUST write the Clown College a check, suck dick to earn back the 4 thou, use a credit card, or bank of Dad. Either way, the amount the student gets/got from FAFSA at the time of the "rewarding" of funds for the semester IS. NOT. LOWERED.

They got what FASA issued. The college got what FASA issued. The student MUST refund the college who will then refund the Dept. of Education once they receive the FULL amount of the value of the class that was dropped.
 
I mean, yes, fail them all.

The basis of grades is to meet a minimum and objective standard. If they can't, then there should be a way of informing the student and their parents about it.

That's how this system is supposed to work.
Supposed to, but it doesn't, reason being college administration (as discussed earlier in the thread). If the Professor properly evaluated his students he'd run into trouble with the administration very quickly.
 
I think the problem of not reading books affects entire society, not just kids and college students.
The good news is that the brainrot caused by smartphones, can supposedly be remedied by reading. One obviously needs to want to improve, but it's always the case no matter what the problem is.

I have a question: why the hate for Harry Potter? These are not bad books for kids. It's not a high-brow literature, but I am curious why do you think they are disastrous?
 
I'm not a recent graduate, and I'll back up that the absenteeism thing has been going on for a while and is fucking baffling.

I missed a class on occasion (everyone did), but I observed many people that habitually did not go to class except for exams. Granted, many of these classes were low level or general requirements, and my guess is that many people in these classes did not finish university (or finished with a C+ GPA in some worthless lib art degree). But why the fuck would you sign up for college and not go to class? (NOTE: I saw someone posted about having to take a required "fuck whitey" class. They didn't have these when I was in school. I'd consider skipping that.)

You're CHOOSING to continue with school. If you don't like school, go learn to weld or be an auto mechanic or whatever trade you enjoy the most. Paying tens of thousands of dollars to not learn and either not get a degree or get a low GPA degree in a trash tier major is probably going to be an anchor on the rest of your life.
 
It’s not that I disagree with his main points, students are not what they were, but he comes across as insufferable.
I picked those three authors because they are all recent Pulitzer Prize winners, an objective standard of “serious adult novel.” Furthermore, I’ve read them all
DID I TELL YOU HOW SNART I AM? Is how this sounds.
However, the books I assign are low-priced. All texts combined for one of my courses is between $35-$100 and they still don’t buy them.
100 bucks a course. How many courses in a year? Even when I was a student we knew they got rich off the textbooks, and they were expensive. Thankfully there were just five huge tomes for my degree (hullo Gilbert’s genetics aNd alberts biochemistry!)
I can’t assign papers any more because I’ll just get AI back, and there’s nothing I can do to make it stop
Oh come on. You do what we had to do and write an essay under controlled conditions then
They can’t make it an hour without getting their phone fix.
This is genuinely an issue
had to spend like $1000 a semester on textbooks that were identical to the previous year's textbooks
A grand a semester on books is unaffordable. I lived off a couple of thousand pounds a year at university and I was skint, like Young Ones level skint. I don’t see how thousands a year on books is affordable
 
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