DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[dent_whisperer]

Phil is getting jealous of our man PWR. Sad! Pathetic!

Seriously?

 

[Squatty Potty]

Seriously?

I heard that Phil was banning people mentioning PWR in his chat and snubbed him as a guest host on Smark Guys. PWR even emailed Phil about being a host. Optically for DSP, it would look a lot better to host a show with one of his few real fans, versus America First rejects doing it to get back at the Casino.

 

[Niggernerd]

Seriously?

Ninja'd
But yeah I heard phil was banning people talking about him in chyat
Edit: he really is scared of competition of people doing the same things as him but better lmao

 

[Africanweebfighter]

I can't believe some of you guys actually fell for neger's shtick. At first i thought you were all just playing along but now i genuinely can't tell.

What if you actually fell for it, and he's actually Emil?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

The 'positivity' yesterday was totally organic and because people wanted to see Phil have a good day after all he's been through these past few weeks with Kino Casino. That's how he's presenting it today.

 

[neger psykolog]

What if you actually fell for it, and he's actually Emil?

The truth is that I am actually DSP and I've been playing the long game on this one boys - that's right, I spent the last 8 years just to snake you.

 

[Comma]

The dusty room usually referred to as an "office" has now been upgraded to... a "studio".

EDIT:

Completely unrelated, but to avoid double posting: DSP doesn't know how to zoom in a picture in a browser.

 

[neger psykolog]

The dusty room usually referred to as an "office" has now been upgraded to... a "studio".

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DSP: "it's all confined to my studio, that way it doesn't seep into my private life..."
Bird: CAW CAW!!!!!!!

 

[PieceofShet]

The dusty room usually referred to as an "office" has now been upgraded to... a "studio".

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Its been called by that for a while.
Especially funny that NOT TOO LONG AGO he made fun of RTU for having this setup where he pretends he is in a studio, with a mic hanging in and sucking on it.

The hypocracy of this guy holy shit.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

His rants about Nintendo being over prices always annoys me. This is the same guy who buys the highest possible option of anything, but paying 70 bucks for cyberpunk is “MENTALLY STUNTED” . Phil is the target demographic for Nintendo. People who will buy anything at the highest price.

The dusty room usually referred to as an "office" has now been upgraded to... a "studio".

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Don’t get a point of hiding anything anymore. His place been doxxed like hell, so who cares? C’mon, phil, show us the birds already.

 

[Niggernerd]

His rants about Nintendo being over prices always annoys me. This is the same guy who buys the highest possible option of anything, but paying 70 bucks for cyberpunk is “MENTALLY STUNTED” . Phil is the target demographic for Nintendo. People who will buy anything at the highest price.

Don’t get a point of hiding anything anymore. His place been doxxed like hell, so who cares? C’mon, phil, show us the birds already.

It's funny that anything that isn't a Nintendo IP always ends up on sale. most people just wait for the sale because it's usually 30-40% off. You can get 15 games for the price of 1 bing bing wahoo game. But ofc Phil will just get new slop or day 1 releases of ports

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

His whole Nintendo rant is just pure stupidity. He can't wrap his head around people wanting to play the switch as a portable console and it shows.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It's funny that anything that isn't a Nintendo IP always ends up on sale. most people just wait for the sale because it's usually 30-40% off. You can get 15 games for the price of 1 bing bing wahoo game. But ofc Phil will just get new slop or day 1 releases of ports

or he could just, you know, pirate the games, but that's "bad" for some reason. even the games that are out of print, he refuses to pirate. he doesn't understand anything about money or business. nintendo has always been a company that sells low-tier shit to 'tards. look at nintendo labo; it's just fuckin' cardboard. however, they are good at selling this stuff. there's a reason why their company is fuckin' worth over billions of dollars. if phil can't understand this, he should just burn his finance degree

 

[GibMoneyPls]

The 'positivity' yesterday was totally organic and because people wanted to see Phil have a good day after all he's been through these past few weeks with Kino Casino. That's how he's presenting it today.

I mean, that could easily be something one of the 2 retards that gave him money would say too. You hear some of the messages he gets from his main man wallet?

Wouldn't doubt the "studio" talk is because Kat doesn't come up stairs anymore, he calls the bedroom an "office" now, and claims half his square footage (Phil math) is business space for tax purposes. Sounds like some weird shit he'd logic out.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

He's hiding the identity of today's co-host on Smark Guys. Not at all suspicious.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

His rants about Nintendo being over prices always annoys me. This is the same guy who buys the highest possible option of anything, but paying 70 bucks for cyberpunk is “MENTALLY STUNTED” .

Out of curiosity, I looked up what Cyberpunk and Phantom Liberty cost bundled together on steam, as that's the version coming out on Switch 2:

His whole Nintendo rant is just pure stupidity. He can't wrap his head around people wanting to play the switch as a portable console and it shows.

Truly astounding how there are legit issues with the Switch 2, yet this mongoloid is missing them near completely.

 

[Comma]

I'm getting Jayde vibes from this "John M" dent.

EDIT: Errr.... this the account's Youtube avatar:

https://yt4.ggpht.com/ytc/AIdro_kCW5y9-v6HsTCkL47dr74wyDfJ8yxlujP7bQXfGtQIC-cv=s512-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj

You can enhance the avatar by changing the "s512" part in the URL to a higher quality in a bit-like fashion: "s128" > "s256" > "s512" > "s1024" etc. If you size it up, you can read what's on the bag:

The fuck...

If the guy's an actual cancer patient, that's horrible and I feel for him, because cancer obviously sucks balls.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

His rants about Nintendo being over prices always annoys me. This is the same guy who buys the highest possible option of anything

This pretty much sums up why Phil's opinions are trash and why "it's bad when DSP says it".
Yes, the Switch 2 prices are outrageous, that's the most lukewarm take here, but someone like Phil is the last person with any right to complain about it because he will get the Switch 2 on Day 1 with all the bells and whistles, the camera he will only use once, the pro controller and whatever else they have avaialble, and of course, he will claim that "a fan donated it" only for him to slip in a week that he bought it just like he did with the PCs and the PS5 Pro.

And of course, he will want to milk Day 1 views by doing Mario Kart World. He complains about AC Shadows and he bought it at full price. He complains about CoD and he's still playing it and buying it every year. He complained about the early access on certain games and he still got them because he was desperate to get the extra views.

 

[Love Is Blue]

What if you actually fell for it, and he's actually Emil?

maybe negger is jayde desu

 

[Mysterious Figure]

This pretty much sums up why Phil's opinions are trash and why "it's bad when DSP says it".
Yes, the Switch 2 prices are outrageous, that's the most lukewarm take here, but someone like Phil is the last person with any right to complain about it because he will get the Switch 2 on Day 1 with all the bells and whistles, the camera he will only use once, the pro controller and whatever else they have avaialble, and of course, he will claim that "a fan donated it" only for him to slip in a week that he bought it just like he did with the PCs and the PS5 Pro.

And of course, he will want to milk Day 1 views by doing Mario Kart World. He complains about AC Shadows and he bought it at full price. He complains about CoD and he's still playing it and buying it every year. He complained about the early access on certain games and he still got them because he was desperate to get the extra views.

$80 is too much for a game, but hundreds of thousands of dollars on WWE is just excellent. Fuck Phil logic.

In a weird way, I kind of don't want Phil to fail and disappear though. To quote Silence Of The Lambs, the world is more interesting with him in it. He's a sitcom character brought to life. PPP definitely recognised that, and tried to get him to at least play to his strengths. But Phil will always find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. There are lolcows a lot more disgusting and obviously flawed than Phil, but he's kind of a disasterpiece. It looks like sadly we're probably going to see a slightly more boring period after the Casino saga as he becomes more insular, but that has potential in of itself.

I stopped keeping up on Phil as much because he's so depressing. He lost all his friends over the years and stays cooped up in his shithole house. He won't even go to Florida to get friends. He just stays in his falling apart house harassing people over the internet. Every single time I check up on Phil I get depressed. Every year goes by and he gets less interesting because he strives to do less and less, just to avoid trolls owning him. His life sucks because he lives for nothing.