Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 14.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 110 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 80 18.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 182 41.2%

  • Total voters
    442
While taking a shit, I came across a news article that made me think of Nick.
How Laughing Gas Revives Stressed Brain Circuits to Relieve Depression Fast [archive]
See guys? He's just trying to fix his super stressed out brain. He's gotta huff that shit due to driving the kids 1000 miles every day.


“Early clinical trials suggested that laughing gas could quickly relieve symptoms in patients with TRD

TRD indeed.

(Total Rekieta Depression, obviously. Not what you thought)
 
But by that point is was too late. The cops were literally bashing down his door less than 48 hours later.
The first step in the 12 Steps speaks of a person becoming able to admit that their lives have become unmanageable. The fact that Nick can talk about his young child testing positive for cocaine, his multiple drug habits, his kids being taken away, criminal and civil court cases, six-figure legal bills, losing his only old friend, etc. and cannot see that his life is unmanageable says a lot about how brain damaged he is.
 
“Early clinical trials suggested that laughing gas could quickly relieve symptoms in patients with TRD

TRD indeed.

(Total Rekieta Depression, obviously. Not what you thought)
Utter rubbish, it's only given attention since Clinical Depression (at the severe end of the scale) is basically a terminal illness. Pampered idiots like Rekieta will take this article and start huffing whippets, while in reality, there is little medicine can do to treat someone with severe Clinical Depression and allow them to live a normal life. A part of the process of Nitrogen Narcosis is denying organs of oxygen; the body responds by dumping emergency response hormones, which gives the experience of a High. It's like the High Cutters get, but arguably more dangerous.
 
As for the speculation on Drexel referring to Nick as degenerate, I'm not convinced the degeneracy Drexel believed he was referring to was literal cuckoldry. The simplest explanation is usually the best. It was probably something that Nick has confirmed privately that was later revealed publicly, like him being into exhibitionism, or the fact he has to have a "field kit" of sex toys he brings on trips with Kayla to "make sex hilarious". Imagine Nick treating sex as something that needs to be "hilarious" like his godawful standup. Holy fuck that is depressing. I can see why Aaron made Kayla make noises Nick couldn't. another win for the toe

Let's not forget Nick and Drexel both have encyclopedic knowledge of porn actresses, enough to have "favorites", and how coincidentally Nick's "favorites" are the ones that look like teen boys. If you know he knows enough porn actresses to have an encyclopedic knowledge of them to reference the films they've been in by name, I can see why you'd call him a degenerate.
I don't disagree with your post but I wanted to point out that Nick was just fuckin lying about leaving breadcrumbs and "wanting people to know". He's just coping for getting found out.
Well to be fair, the alternative to "Nick was just being a fucking lying liar who lies", which is the simplest and most obvious answer, is that (according to Nick, the lying liar who lies, or LLWL) he wanted to leave breadcrumbs so people could figure it out, but he "refused to confirm anything" (even though he literally denied claims, once again being a LLWL) because didn't want people to actually say what they figured out out loud, because then people who he didn't want to know would see it and find out.

"I wanted you to know, but I'm mad because I invited you to know but I didn't want you to SAY it" is exactly as fucking stupid as it sounds, so it sounds about right for it to be something Nick said.
What turned Drex away is being treated like a dumbass Nick could sell any story he wanted at the spot, which proved without doubt that he's no longer a friend, but a poker chip to be cashed in later.
This ties into what Nick doing being an attack on Drexel's intelligence (and to people overall), which is of course how someone as narcissistic as Nick would treat anyone he believes is "below him", which is literally everyone. He's so smart he could come up with a ridiculous lie, and he's such a marvelous wordsmith on account of being a creative writing major faggot he'd expect you to believe it completely with no questions and bow down to his superior intelligence (lmao).

What Hraf said on a previous page about Drexel now probably going back through his history with Nick and re-examining the incident that torched their friendship for a period of time when they were younger that they eventually fixed (something I had considered, because of course you should when you deal with a pathological liar) is probably true.

"Was I fooled before?"

I don't see why you would consider even interacting with someone who you believe treats you like a mouth breathing retard who can lie to to your face and not also decide someone that disrespectful shouldn't be in your life. Whatever "misunderstanding" (weird how that word keeps coming up) it was that messed with their friendship in the past (and the "explanation" that "fixed everything") could be really interesting. Or knowing the subject matter, it's probably gay and retarded.
 
the fact he has to have a "field kit" of sex toys he brings on trips with Kayla to "make sex hilarious". Imagine Nick treating sex as something that needs to be "hilarious" like his godawful standup. Holy fuck that is depressing. I can see why Aaron made Kayla make noises Nick couldn't. another win for the toe
Nick fancies himself an expert in relationships and communication, yet still can’t see what a transparent cope his “sex is hilarious” talk is. He uses his “funny and weird” cope crutch more than Aaron used Kayla’s cervix for target practice.
 
Imagine Nick treating sex as something that needs to be "hilarious" like his godawful standup. Holy fuck that is depressing
Nick's a coward and a slimy snake and uses "because it's funny" whenever he doesn't want to give the real answer.

The real answer is he's a porn addict that gooned his dick until it broke, and now the only way he can cum is through degenerate BDSM sex.
 
Nick fancies himself an expert in relationships and communication, yet still can’t see what a transparent cope his “sex is hilarious” talk is. He uses his “funny and weird” cope crutch more than Aaron used Kayla’s cervix for target practice.
I'm pretty sure Nick's "field kit of sex toys" is really a kit that makes Kayla look like a man. Lots of strap ons and pegging accessories. The only thing Nick wants from Kayla is to suck her dick and then take it from behind. "happy is to gay, as hillarious is to ??" He likes the balldo so much because it's a device where a straight man can have sex with a gay man w/o any sexual attraction and a gay man can have sex with a woman. Nick the Narcissist is only interested in what these devices do for the gay man.
 
Rekieta's boring us so I checked in on new IG comments from this post:
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Whatever "misunderstanding" (weird how that word keeps coming up) it was that messed with their friendship in the past (and the "explanation" that "fixed everything") could be really interesting.

Speaking of which, guess who just blew a golden opportunity for the tell-all stream on that enduring mystery this very week:

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Just imagine Nick's seething at his last remaining IRL friend not only ghosting him without even so much as an explanation, but moreover now hobnobbing around with such a sandwich-adjacent detractor, and even tweeting about it out in the open no less, as if to rub it in. It sure doesn't sound like Nick's tired old "Drex is just being retarded but he'll come around" cope got much traction, eh? It's very sad, Nick, very sad.

Hey Meme, since you definitely read the thread: what gives? Such an easy shot at this exclusive scoop and no crossover stream? Did you at least try or would it have been rude? (Since there's no "official" sock to reply with like @Potentially Criminal has, obviously these can be taken as rhetorical questions.)

(according to Nick, the lying liar who lies, or LLWL) he wanted to leave breadcrumbs so people could figure it out, but he "refused to confirm anything" (even though he literally denied claims, once again being a LLWL)

Is it too late for Nick's team working day and night on the 5K Locals gift to take requests? If they run with this variant it just might be a keeper:

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Speaking of which, guess who just blew a golden opportunity for the tell-all stream on that enduring mystery this very week:

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Just imagine Nick's seething at his last remaining IRL friend not only ghosting him without even so much as an explanation, but moreover now hobnobbing around with such a sandwich-adjacent detractor, and even tweeting about it out in the open no less, as if to rub it in. It sure doesn't sound like Nick's tired old "Drex is just being retarded but he'll come around" cope got much traction, eh? It's very sad, Nick, very sad.

Hey Meme, since you definitely read the thread: what gives? Such an easy shot at this exclusive scoop and no crossover stream? Did you at least try or would it have been rude? (Since there's no "official" sock to reply with like @Potentially Criminal has, obviously these can be taken as rhetorical questions.)



Is it too late for Nick's team working day and night on the 5K Locals gift to take requests? If they run with this variant it just might be a keeper:

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Still kinda eyebrow raising tbh, considering I think meme copium also covered drexel's grooming story...
 
Just imagine Nick's seething at his last remaining IRL friend not only ghosting him without even so much as an explanation, but moreover now hobnobbing around with such a sandwich-adjacent detractor, and even tweeting about it out in the open no less, as if to rub it in.
Do you really think that Drex did not give him an explanation behind closed doors?

I find it more likely he did, but Nick does not want to specifically say what it is. Think about it.

BTW, Soter lives in MN, and he's complete ride or die with Nick. So I think he still has one IRL friend left.
 
Do you really think that Drex did not give him an explanation behind closed doors?

I find it more likely he did, but Nick does not want to specifically say what it is. Think about it.

BTW, Soter lives in MN, and he's complete ride or die with Nick. So I think he still has one IRL friend left.
This is what I think. According to Nick it was, "Something he doesn't understand" or some shit. I don't know what that is exactly but I'm sure Drex pointed out one of Nick's many retarded antics and told him to fuck off. It was probably something reasonable too like not talking to the drug addict who's kid tested positive for cocaine.

Thing about addicts and narcissists is that they'll purposely warp any situation so the other party is evil or dumb, in Drex's case he's just being dumb and doesn't understand whatever the lie Nick has cooked up. That doesn't really amount to much when the other party just disappears though.
 
BTW, Soter lives in MN, and he's complete ride or die with Nick. So I think he still has one IRL friend left.
Soter is still around? That guy was Nick Rekieta’s personal whipping boy. Everyone fucking hated that guy and his Discord kakistocracy, and it seemed like Nick constantly took out his frustration from the complaints generated by it out on him.

Speaking of sycophants - whatever happened to Lord Balldo’s squire CGoody, or Law Nerd Clips? Did they abandon the lost cause?
 
Do you really think that Drex did not give him an explanation behind closed doors?

Not really, but even supposing hypothetically that Drex didn't put Nick's flailing walls of text on read like a bad Tinder date, whatever pithy response Drex might have thrown back must have been so curt as to explain why Nick's few descriptions of the exchange leave Nick's impression from it sound... baffled to say the least, or left rudderless upon the realization that there was no opening in Drex's response for theretofore reliable manipulative tactics to latch onto. It's been too long to remember where to dig for each clip on that in particular, so call it a hunch, but IIRC there was just something about his flabbergasted take on Drex's abrupt exit that seemed considerably more vulnerable and hurt than usual, the likes of which I've never seen other than that one time when a superchat about CPS' original source on May 15th (as distinguished from KCSO's possibly identical, possibly overlapping, or possibly separate sourcing on May 16th) made his voice quaver and brought him to the verge of tears:



(That's not to suggest that Drex had anything whatsoever to do with those mid-May goings-on behind the scenes over a week before he reached out to Coomalot post-Cokestream about an intervention later on. Banish the thought.)
 
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