minecraft the movie - aka autism the movie; aka stuck in development hell

[Maxwell Carter]

It's hip to be square.

 

[Quijibo69]

It's hip to be square.

No wait this is the movie:

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

So, whats the plot of this movie? I mean with serise like Mario and Sonic, the plot is simple

Mario: save the princess
Sonic: got to defeat robotnik

What's Minecraft even about?

 

[User names must be unique]

How do marketing deals like this work? Who is paying who for this or is it a mutual/reciprocal thing?

 

[PandaChai]

How do marketing deals like this work? Who is paying who for this or is it a mutual/reciprocal thing?
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Good gravy. Genuinely thought that "sheep" was some kind of chimeric chicken-monkey.

 

[Bâtard Consanguine]

So, whats the plot of this movie? I mean with serise like Mario and Sonic, the plot is simple

Mario: save the princess
Sonic: got to defeat robotnik

What's Minecraft even about?

The trailer makes it look like a rehash of Jumanji, where normal people get trapped in the game.

 

[TenMilesWide]

So, whats the plot of this movie? I mean with serise like Mario and Sonic, the plot is simple

Mario: save the princess
Sonic: got to defeat robotnik

What's Minecraft even about?

The trailer makes it look like a rehash of Jumanji, where normal people get trapped in the game.

The game's end credits after you kill the dragon include some fart huffing poetry about how the game world was really an alternate jumanji dimension the whole time, so that tracks.

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

is it? This dude is a retard and I couldn’t take him serious because everything he explains immediately dies afterwards because he explains and kills the funny but like is it? Or is it just a steamy heap?

 

[Starman John]

I am gonna take the AVGN's word for it. Also a bit of an interesting insight on the target audience's reaction to the movie.

 

[Day of the Cope]

It genuinely feels like every line was written and performed to be used as a meme.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

literally Jingling Keys: the Movie.

I am gonna take the AVGN's word for it. Also a bit of an interesting insight on the target audience's reaction to the movie.

I see what you did there…

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

https://files.catbox.moe/s9ebsy.webm

@Null some content for the stream/ your therapy session. Work Blockland into it somehow and the former owner who now just makes softcore porn.

 

[Coolio55]

https://files.catbox.moe/s9ebsy.webm

@Null some content for the stream/ your therapy session. Work Blockland into it somehow and the former owner who now just makes softcore porn.

Spoiler

Alex showing up at the end is like that 3 seconds of Mike and Kyle in the AVGN movie.
On the other hand, I don't want a shitty girlboss Alex. Fuck.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

all of the webms of this movie are fucking baffling, this thing has been in the works for close to a decade now, and this was the best they could do.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

all of the webms of this movie are fucking baffling, this thing has been in the works for close to a decade now, and this was the best they could do.
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You ever seen Mel Brook’s The Producers?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You ever seen Mel Brook’s The Producers?

yeah, there's really no other way to look at it, its like they just had to do something with the license or theyll lose it, like the sony spiderman movies.

 

[mlanguishi]

I know it's critikal, but he says he was the ONLY one on the opening?!

 

[TenMilesWide]

all of the webms of this movie are fucking baffling, this thing has been in the works for close to a decade now, and this was the best they could do.
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Jack deleted the real movie so the studio would have no choice but to accept his no-budget half-remembered fan recreation. This is a known strategy of his.

 

[Danann]

all of the webms of this movie are fucking baffling, this thing has been in the works for close to a decade now, and this was the best they could do.
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I think the regular movie in theatres is obviously more complete than this...but if this is shown in theatres then good god how the fuck did this get past post-production.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I think the regular movie in theatres is obviously more complete than this...but if this is shown in theatres then good god how the fuck did this get past post-production.

thats what i thought when i saw the fake baby in American Sniper on a screener, but it would not surprise me if its not much better in theaters, I mean even the official trailers look like ass lol