Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

stupid frog said:
View attachment 7171018 >Elon gets boosted
>Kevie gets carried

Yeah, you're both super cool at video games.
Click to expand...
Isn't Kevin in like, one of the lowest tiers possible in OW? Something even literal children can easily get out of, and you have to TRY to be bad to stay in that tier?
 
  • Like
Reactions: Aunt Carol, Mimitchi, Kiwifarmsname and 3 others
S.C.U.D. said:
Isn't Kevin in like, one of the lowest tiers possible in OW? Something even literal children can easily get out of, and you have to TRY to be bad to stay in that tier?
Click to expand...
Yes. He's in Bronze tier, OW has 5 tier each apparently.
He's "comfy" in Bronze 3, meaning he only got past 4 and 5 tiers. His "higher rank friends" are .... Bronze 2, and it's too hard for him.

1743680996096.png
Godchu said:
Been too sad so he's been playing a lot of overwatch 2 lately
View attachment 6923455
Incidentally, he's not very good at it despite putting over 500 hours into the game:
View attachment 6923459View attachment 6923464
Click to expand...
 
  • Lunacy
  • Informative
Reactions: Aliénor, Coo Coo Bird, Crispy Pancake and 11 others
A quick Kevin update, tariffs edition.
a (1).png
a (2).png
The tariffs will increase the price of action figures. The horror! And everyone is to blame.
a (4).png
Political thoughts.
a (5).png
a (6).png
UK trip.
b (1).png
Electronics.
b (2).png
b (3).png
JFC.
b (4).png
Cat.
c (1).png
c (2).jpg
d (1).png
d (2).png
Switch 2.
d (3).png
PS5 should be $250 new.
d (4).png
MAGA hats.
e (1).png
e (2).png
f (1).png
f (2).png
Kevin's been having real problems.
g (1).png
g (2).png
g (3).png
g (4).png
g (5).png
Kevin, if you still talked to your mother you could find out.
h.png
 
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: Aliénor, Nanashi no kiwi, Coo Coo Bird and 8 others
As an action figure collector manchild, I don't care that they're going to get more expensive because of these stupid tariffs. They were already ridiculously expensive before the tariffs and with quality from a lot of companies that I don't think justifies the price. The prices were going to go up regardless of who won the election, because inflation was already out of control. There are plenty of older ones to collect for a fifth of the price.

As for the Switch 2's price, that thing was always going to be stupidly expensive just because it's Nintendo and they're still selling Switch 1 launch titles (8 years ago) for $60. This thing never stood a chance at launching under $400.

It's a shame Kevin doesn't need to worry about how these tariffs will affect buying things that actually matter.
 
  • Agree
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: grimacefetishist, Nanashi no kiwi, Coo Coo Bird and 13 others
Chris Konon said:
Also what kind of anarchist is he?
Click to expand...
The kind who thinks the "state withering away" was literal and not a metaphor for when the state eliminates all disagreement through force.

Marx (and Engels) on how the revolution goes:
1. The state seizes control of everything and has absolute power.
2. The state eliminates all opposition.
3. The state becomes unnecessary because everyone completely agrees on everything, since it's unnecessary society no longer tasks anyone with those functions.

The Leninist divergence is that Lenin said "that sounds implausible" and edited 3 to:
3. The state forever polices for wreckers and saboteurs.
Which Mao tweaked to "permanent revolution" which basically just meant Mao would order people to do random chaos when he got bored.

Online anarcho-communists like Kevin and the Tranch "read" (not really) Marx as saying:
1. The state seizes control of everything and has absolute power.
2. ?
3. Utopia.

In reality, Kevin like most of these people is "anarchist" because he thinks that means nobody can tell you what to do (aka parents) and is "communist" because he thinks that means everyone else is required to be his slave (aka parents). About the only actual communist thing he does is bitterly seethe about everyone, write a bunch of drivel, parrot what "elites" tell him to and apologize for falling out of step with the Party.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: On a Journey, Rat Baby, Aliénor and 19 others
Oxyjen said:
If Chinese and Vietnamese made plastic crap is heavily tariffed, and the dollar gets heavily devalued against the pound, Kevin is going to have to tighten his belt.
Click to expand...
In what world that the dollar get devalued, but the pound doesn't though? Seems strange when the UK is probably worse off than the US right now. I agree that Kevie gonna have to tighten his belt either way, and the moaning should be exquisite.

The real question if it would inevitably lead to mxstress asking KevKev to start pulling his weight or get dumped.
 
  • Like
Reactions: grimacefetishist, Flaming Insignias and Aunt Carol
Kane Lives said:
In what world that the dollar get devalued, but the pound doesn't though? Seems strange when the UK is probably worse off than the US right now.
Click to expand...
Not really the thread for it, but the dollar gets devalued as a necessary step to avoid the pain of consumer goods and autos suddenly doubling in price as a result of the tariffs. People will fucking riot if they can’t afford to buy anything all of a sudden.

The UK still has strong trade with the rest of the world, its economy isn’t actually doing too badly, inflation is lowish.

If the economy does slow down then fuel will get cheaper and so might air travel though, so perhaps that makes up for it.

Either way Kevin will probably be GFMing again, is my point.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Informative
Reactions: Flaming Insignias, Coo Coo Bird, cigarchild and 5 others
AMHOLIO said:
His ideal utopia is a post scarcity society where no one works and people have time and money to snatch pre-orders for toys at 12am. I shit you not, this happened earlier in the thread. He is the most anti-consumer consumer.
Click to expand...
Reminds me of when Contrapoints made the hilarious one-off comment where he was like (and I'm paraphrasing here but) "I don't get why champagne socialist is such an insult; I think it's great, we should seize the means of production of champagne".
 
  • Like
  • Lunacy
  • Agree
Reactions: Dick Johnson, Nanashi no kiwi, Flaming Insignias and 12 others
AMHOLIO said:
His ideal utopia is a post scarcity society where no one works and people have time and money to snatch pre-orders for toys at 12am. I shit you not, this happened earlier in the thread. He is the most anti-consumer consumer.
Click to expand...
That's why I made those stupid "memes" with the communist quotes:
kevinmao.pngkevinlenin.png

Actual communists were obsessed with work. This was pretty much Marx's definition of a human, an animal that labors. I don't know how much of his writing is about how the problem is that not everyone is physically laboring. I could probably make hundreds of these. Kevin pretty literally wants everyone to be a capitalist in the Marxist sense. To abolish the proletariat as a class.

I would love to give his fantasies about sitting unmoving forever in a pleasure pod to some real communists from the 20th Century. Gotta ease them in before hitting them with the AmHole.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Agree
Reactions: On a Journey, Dick Johnson, Nanashi no kiwi and 16 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back