Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[stupid frog]

This is further proof a pooner can never be a man no matter how hard they try a man would just come to the logical conclusion of "Get Cremated".

That won't even save them.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

That won't even save them.
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No. The modern funeral industry understands that chunks are bad for business. These days, cremains are straight up powder due to any bone remnants being industrially pulvarized. There is nothing in ashes to be measured except the size of the pile. Rare trans W.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

“Waaah, damn you all! The government is about to murder me because you didn’t vote for Kamala!”





Boo hoo. Aside from that a lot of trannies were screaming in their hugboxes that it was pointless to vote for Harris (or at all) last November because of her views of Palestine or because she didn’t suck girldick hard enough for their liking, and they were screaming about imminent trans concentration camps during the Biden administration, this is more cope than anything. Their rights weren’t taken away, the privileges they squandered or never deserved like government insured elective cosmetic surgery are merely being altered or revoked.

(I do think that these changes would’ve happened under Harris regardless because more people are starting to learn what something like puberty blockers or trans women in women’s sports actually entail. Just would’ve been far more drawn out than the current Trump chaos.)

Cry me a river. Or go back to the trench from hence thy came





From the river to the sea, America shall be free from the tranny’s tyranny

 

[Syikeblade]

Pooner and her girlfriend are breaking up because she wants kids.
And those in the comments are suggesting ways they could have biological children as lesbians.

I could be wrong but I get the feeling this pooner's girlfriend wasn't actually a lesbian or bi, it just doesn't like pooner's.

Also noticed how so many of the always have to clarify that the person their with is straight to continue the illusion of being a man and not a lesbian.

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[Sean Andalou]

It’s probably not so much the breasts, but the fact that a dude in his forties with bolt-one is wearing a tube top.

Either that or they’re purposely giving him a look of disapproval.
Most men have mastered the art of discreetly checking out a hot chick showing cleavage. A tranny dressed as a truck stop hooker though? Yeah, that’ll get some stares.

I did check the profiles of the OP and the featured comment and found no selfies.
I guess they don't want to show the world their tits, even discreetly clothed.

Their rights weren’t taken away, the privileges they squandered or never deserved like government insured elective cosmetic surgery are merely being altered or revoked.

Also there is a reaction brewing against ...

• Troons in sports competing against women.
• Troon access to children.

GENOCIDE!!!!!1!!!!!

 

[Fapcop]

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Pooner and her girlfriend are breaking up because she wants kids.
And those in the comments are suggesting ways they could have biological children as lesbians.

Nothing makes me MATI as much as the concept of a woman getting knocked up with another man’s sperm, and her and the pooner husband pretending he’s a father.

Like, it’s just so retarded and disrespectful to the whole concept of procreation. Literally spitting Mother Nature in the face.

(Ok, there are a few things that makes me more MATI, but this is definitely in the top ten!)

I could be wrong but I get the feeling this pooner's girlfriend wasn't actually a lesbian or bi, it just doesn't like pooner's.

Also noticed how so many of the always have to clarify that the person their with is straight to continue the illusion of being a man and not a lesbian.

Reddit Post

Probably mildly bisexual. And able to delude herself into pretending that she isn’t in a lesbian relationship.


LOL! Oh lil pooner… You’re a woman! You should know womanly lies that come from good intentions when you see them.

“Of course I still find you attractive!”

Threadtax: Confused (barely) teen girl gets groomed by school therapist.



Hope mom holds the line. And that the groomer “therapist” (undoubtedly either a faggot or pooner) gets raped to death by feral pajeets.




Congrats lil dood! You’re a rapist!




Pooner with multiple mental issues goes off psychmeds.
Anxiety and nightmares stay gone.
Starts Testosterone.
Anxiety and nightmares return.
Pooner: “What’s going on?!?”

What do you think girl? You’re taking powerful cross sex hormones, and on top have to deal with lying to yourself and pretending you’re not what you are.

And of course the other pooner crabs try to pull her down:



“NOOOOO, don’t stop taking the thing that gives you anxiety and nightmares! Just get pumped full of psych drugs! You’ll be happy, promise!”

 

[deermeat]

I could be wrong but I get the feeling this pooner's girlfriend wasn't actually a lesbian or bi, it just doesn't like pooner's.

I hate troons due to how they stole everything from women, but I hate pooners solely due to how absurdly stupid they are. At least with troons, they don't care about "finding love"- their brain is so rotted that they'll fuck anything and everything, and think their poly partners truly luvs them.
But pooners, man. They talk about wanting love, wanting community, to "grill with da boys" and all that shit.. It's so frustrating. You can easily do all those things if you just stopped being a pooner??? Do you know how many women poon out due to all the other women similar to them pooning out?

We could all hang out together, have our little tomboy spaces, learn to love being a girl, especially when it comes to being a lesbian. But no, you wanna be a manlet instead. And as a result, every girl in your life is gonna act equally fake as hell.

 

[Cemetery Support]

Pooner and her girlfriend are breaking up because she wants kids.

"I'm in a relationship with a straight cis woman for three years,"

First of all, no you're not lmao. Second of all, the fact that she speaks like this is such an immediate clue to the fact she's a pooner. It might just be that this is how she's talking because she's on r/ftm, but I'm willing to bet she has introduced her girlfriend irl as a "straight cis woman" before. Its such an immediate tell because it reeks of desperation for validation. "See, see? I bagged a straight girl, am I real boy yet?"

I'm gonna start introducing my girlfriend to my friends by saying "This is my gf, she is a straight cis woman," lmao

My-eyes-are-up-here department.
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Talk about not quite getting it.
It's impolite to stare at freaks in horrified fascination, so point taken.

These people are literally just skinwalking female characters in shows or whatnot saying "my eyes are up here." Besides their female family members, the media they've consumed (mostly porn) is the basis of their definition of femininity. Hahahahaha.

 

[Niggolash]

She passes… For a 12 year old.

A twelve year-old Turkey Tom with duck lips.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

He thought that he was going to be able to immediately turn the GM gay just because they had so many good convos together or some shit

Poor guy didn't know about rule 30: There are no girls on the internet.

 

[Otterly]

No. The modern funeral industry understands that chunks are bad for business. These days, cremains are straight up powder due to any bone remnants being industrially pulvarized. There is nothing in ashes to be measured except the size of the pile. Rare trans W.

I think they mean historical and archeological age cremated remains BUT it’s an interesting point you raise. I would not be surprised if the sex could be well guessed from that - I’ll bet male skeletons are denser and have different quantities and ratios of raw materials in them. Just like you can see from isotopes what things people have been eating I wonder if you could determine sex from that as well…? Interesting thought

 

[Nick Obre]

No. The modern funeral industry understands that chunks are bad for business. These days, cremains are straight up powder due to any bone remnants being industrially pulvarized. There is nothing in ashes to be measured except the size of the pile. Rare trans W.

Getting fucking atomized is life-saving gender-affirming care

 

[Neko GF]

Average MTF "journey"-

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[S.C Malthus]

The guild ended up disbanding shortly after because the GM was so embarrassed he got catfished by a tranny.

The GM commited seppuku to cleanse his guildmembers of his dishonour

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Hey, you leave Wobbuffet out of this, it's not its fault it's a gross disgusting genderless blob. It's doing its best.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Well ...

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so i’m a tall t girlie and on my 4th year of HRT. i finally pretty much pass to the point now that new doctors ask when my last period was and it’s made my life a lot less stressful! there’s one aspect i find funny and was wondering if other tall girls have also experienced: being asked if you’re into sports, played basketball, or that you should go into modeling. i am flattered usually that people think i would be good at these things but also wonder if anyone else has mixed feelings about it? i get gendered as a woman but sort of feel like i’m an oddity or still stick out—almost a different form of being clocked. does that make sense????

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When I went to vote the lady asked me how tall I was while looking at my male I'd so I guess I passed good enough for her to for go that and assume I was just a tall girl. My mom was around the same height as me and was a big woman big shoulders and everything so at the end of the day people just assume.

Found no selfies.
Hypothesis: Not only he does not pass (of course), he REALLY does not pass.

User id is bougiecommie . Maybe something along the lines of ...



Just an aside -- Do young (real) women anywhere in the English speaking world refer to themselves as "girlie"? I have never heard it used that way, though I'm prepared to be told I'm out of touch. In my experience "girlie" is rather dismissive if not misogynistic.

 

[Hannibal Lecter]

Just an aside -- Do young (real) women anywhere in the English speaking world refer to themselves as "girlie"? I have never heard it used that way, though I'm prepared to be told I'm out of touch. In my experience "girlie" is rather dismissive if not misogynistic.

I've only ever heard old people say it to younger people. I think it's a bit archaic.

 

[frippery]

Well ...
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Found no selfies.
Hypothesis: Not only he does not pass (of course), he REALLY does not pass.

User id is bougiecommie . Maybe something along the lines of ...

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Just an aside -- Do young (real) women anywhere in the English speaking world refer to themselves as "girlie"? I have never heard it used that way, though I'm prepared to be told I'm out of touch. In my experience "girlie" is rather dismissive if not misogynistic.

These fucking retards getting hard-ons by being asked when their last period was... Don't they know that if you say you're a woman on the intake form, the nurse MUST ask you when your last period was? Like, it's part of the script even if they can see the stubble, broad shoulders, huge hands etc? It's not because you pass, you cretin. It's because they don't want to lose their fucking job in this stupid world.

 

[Statix_Shark]

What the fuck man, spoiler this shit I was eating

 

[Hannibal Lecter]

These fucking retards getting hard-ons by being asked when their last period was... Don't they know that if you say you're a woman on the intake form, the nurse MUST ask you when your last period was? Like, it's part of the script even if they can see the stubble, broad shoulders, huge hands etc? It's not because you pass, you cretin. It's because they don't want to lose their fucking job in this stupid world.

Trannies have no idea how coddled they are.

 

[Durkadurkadurka]

Just an aside -- Do young (real) women anywhere in the English speaking world refer to themselves as "girlie"?

No. Infantilizing is weird. I also never greet groups of women with a collective word. Girls, ladies, etc.