Dear Goobus
Did you really ever wanna break new ground?
Must not considering the shit you did on Newgrounds
shit you spammed didn’t get blammed
few mean comments got you up in hands
Doobus Goobus, always miss
Drinking Glass, full of piss
Drawing’s Ghastly, make me hiss
Damn God, why you give us this
Fat and annoying Nintendo fan
This really a part of your cosmic plan?
He had to be born in the U.S. and given everything he could ever want instead of getting blown to bits in Pakistan?
And is he grateful? Hell no.
There’s no girlcock he won’t blow
Talk to an actual girl though?
He can’t even talk to a street hoe!
Made a video about it said it was cause he’s white but I think the truth was misconstrued
I think he’d have an easier time picking up a hooker if it turned out she was really a dude.
Come on Doobson, why the bad mood?
Mad cause your views dropped 41%?
Landlord askin’ for higher rent?
Haven’t hurt this bad since Goobee’s Lament?
Probably liked drawing Sophie cause you wished you were Brent
Maybe you could actually get a girl if your dick wasn’t bent
Nah jk, who the fuck I kiddin’?
Doobus having his way with women?
He won’t even be happy if it happens soon
Cause her tits won’t be the size of balloons
200 plus vids all the fucking same
Not one of them’s better than fuckin lame
Call it animation with 2 fuckin frames
Can’t offend no one gotta be fuckin tame
refreshed X over and over till you fucking came
how’s that apartment, is the rent due?
can you still afford to buy kitty food?
Think your daddy still evil or are you cool with a MAGA hat long as the one wearing it’s feeding you?
Speakin’ of food, There’s only two reasons you ever open your mouth
To shove more take out in it or let some bullshit political take out
Start fights with the south, wow this don't seem like a fair bout
Entire army vs a tired autist who’s underwears full of skids?
Fuck, I’d rather be a Confederate than a Con
Plugging buttplugs on videos made for kids!
Got paid by Adam & Eve but they didn’t give you knowledge
Severe Dooblusions of Goob-randuer leaving me stunned
How you gonna be on Smiling Friends when you got none?
Why don’t you just draw another girl that’ll never let you fuck her?
Don’t break a finger though, or you’ll have to call the doctor!
Gonna commission more porn vee-ays?
Gonna make a vid that ain’t super gay?
Gonna go to another shit nerd con and get a room so you can try and fuck a NB?
Tell me now how you could bag one when you out and about lookin like GLUTTONY!
Andrew Dobson liked inflation too
What would Andrew Dobson say to you?
Bet you make fun of him even though we all know
Only difference between him and you is that one’s blue
So you’re an animator, had me fooled!
Too bad you can’t afford fuckin’ school!
You’re greener and fatter than King K. Rool
Bet you see Candy and can’t stop the drool
She’s a monkey that means she throws around her stool
Just like you except when she does it it doesn’t get a million views!
From The Farms.