Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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More pictures of Jack's brain? This guy can barely even talk anymore, it was so painful to watch him struggle through the most recent episode of Food News.

 

[Nord15$]

Never herd of this guy but wow. Just wow I don't know what's worse his cooking or the man himself.

 

[Adamska]

GARNIVORE!

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This is the best pro-vegetarian advertisement I've ever seen.

Seriously, it's a testament to Jack for finding not only one of the shittiest steaks I've ever seen, but also manage to film it in a way that makes it look even worse than it already does.

That top one with the buddur is particularly rancid looking.

Also those quesadillas/tacos from hell are what happens when you both over stuff them and use what is certainly some horrific substitute for tortillas; way too much shreddy cheese alongside other issues. Absolutely revolting.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Actually, that reminds me. People here mention often that he watches Blue's Clues. Where did that originate?

Jack has mentioned watching it on social media before and complained about the show going "wolk". He's a literal man-toddler and with his stroke brain Blue's Clues stories are simple enough that he can understand them.

 

[p1138]

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Looks like someone shat onto some tortillas.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Actually, that reminds me. People here mention often that he watches Blue's Clues. Where did that originate?

Jack mentioned watching it several times, complains about it being woke, and even compared Steve's temporary return to that of a star quarterback returning to the NFL

He also watches Clifford and took Tammy on a movie date to see the live action movie

 

[p1138]

Jack mentioned watching it several times, complains about it being woke, and even compared Steve's temporary return to that of a star quarterback returning to the NFL

He also watches Clifford and took Tammy on a movie date to see the live action movie

It's also worth pointing out that his youngest son is in his mid 20s, and his grandkid isn't born yet. He hasn't had a reason to have this shit on the TV in his home in 20 fucking years other than clapping like a retard while stuffing badly cooked chuck roast and cheese(or whatever other snacks mommy-wife bought for him) into his face because he doesn't do anything all day.

 

[Marc]

with his stroke brain Blue's Clues stories are simple enough that he can understand them.

Hard disagree: Jack loves being held in suspense by the show.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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>yfw you see Jim Traynor's juicy meat

When it's in:

 

[souschef]

There was also a video where he tried to get a dog with some kind of area-activated shock collar to cross over the electric fence.

Laughed while at it too. You can tell much about a man by the way he treats animals. He deserves his stroky comeuppance.

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Came out great? Came out great?! Looks like those edited images where they make it so you can't really identify what's in it.

 

[Zeftax]

those edited images where they make it so you can't really identify what's in it.

Wasn't it used to demonstrate what its like to experience a stroke too? Maybe this is just what Jack is seeing all the time.
Edit: I tried to find a source for that claim but the best I could find was a random reddit post without any link to the actual author, so idk.
Edit 2: Some of the people in the comments say they had strokes and it felt similiar though, so I personally think it is legit.
Edit 3: lol, so it was made up, souschef is right. But by the feedback of the stroke survivors it is probably at least somewhat like the real thing.

 

[souschef]

Wasn't it used to demonstrate what its like to experience a stroke too?

I think that's not true, but yeah, Jack's food is so bad that can induce strokey vision on you just by seeing it. His cookery could be a SCP entry.

 

[LifeAlert]

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You should've included the other image too
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Jack backhandedly complimenting Garrett:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/gv8p7

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jack backhandedly complimenting Garrett:

Book the paternity tests.

 

[ILikeYou]

Jack's new video is horrible, cooking a ham. He's giving tips on cooking one-handed, like it's a problem people often encounter, and he's teaching them some techniques. He could lean into cooking as a disabled person--that'd be a good angle for his show to take, but no one coming to his show is there to learn how to get mustard out of a measuring cup w/ one hand. How would they find his channel, if they were? He just advertises cooking.

He gives me the impression that he was badly mistreated as a kid. Has he ever spoken about his childhood much? The way he apologizes out loud for no reason, when he does something like drops something that bothers no one but him, is one reason I think that. And I'm not sure actually why else, but I really think he was mistreated/abused as a child, with things like harsh, humiliating punishments for small things. I can feel pity for the child Jack, but not the person in front of us today, though, bc of what a trash heap of a person he is.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

wtf are those even supposed to be? They look wretched

 

[LifeAlert]

New Cooking with Jack:

LAZY MAN'S HONEY BAKED HAM​

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=HkwIfMXYzus

Published on 2025-04-04 | Archived on 2025-04-04

Spoiler: Description

In this mouthwatering video, we’ll guide you through the simple steps to create your own delicious honeybaked ham right in your kitchen! Starting with a high-quality, bone-in ham, we'll whip up a sweet and savory glaze featuring honey and brown sugar and more. we bake it to juicy, golden perfection. Perfect for holidays, family gatherings, or just a cozy Sunday dinner, this homemade version rivals any store-bought ham with its irresistible aroma and tender, flavorful bite. Follow along and impress your loved ones with a showstopping centerpiece that’s easier to make than you think!


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[John Andrews Stan]

He gives me the impression that he was badly mistreated as a kid. Has he ever spoken about his childhood much? The way he apologizes out loud for no reason, when he does something like drops something that bothers no one but him, is one reason I think that. And I'm not sure actually why else, but I really think he was mistreated/abused as a child, with things like harsh, humiliating punishments for small things. I can feel pity for the child Jack, but not the person in front of us today, though, bc of what a trash heap of a person he is.

His hypersensitivity and inability to admit fault or humble himself suggests to me that in his house no mistake was overlooked and it was not an option to say “I don’t know.” Inability to show basic human vulnerability never comes from a happy childhood.

 

[souschef]

wtf are those even supposed to be? They look wretched

I think they're baked tacos (?)

I really have no idea what the fuck is that, but i can see burnt herb

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I really have no idea what the fuck is that, but i can see burnt herb

It wouldn’t surprise me if he sprinkled chopped cilantro on before cooking.

Makes me think so much of Jack’s shit can be attributed to his low IQ.