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mitsuba :3 said:
i dont have that and i dont do that and gross
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You poor, sick, dumb animal. If I pulled out my DSM and looked up oppositional defiant I would find your ugly Jew faced picture with the caption See also:
 
clara said:
Because it's full of dirty dishes, right?
On account of how small the kitchen is.
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It's full of dirty clothes, old food she didn't like, a couple stacks of papers, some electronics. Basically anything but dishes. She doesn't have time to explain why she doesn't have time to explain.
 
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Dizzyuntildeath said:
It's full of dirty clothes, old food she didn't like, a couple stacks of papers, some electronics. Basically anything but dishes. She doesn't have time to explain why she doesn't have time to explain.
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She's hiding the evidence!
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Hyde Park Arbors Urban Apartments:
Studio sq. footage is 505
1 bedroom units are 550 sq ft
According to the internet, apt 16, listed in the OP as Zoey's unit, is a one bedroom unit (but google might be wrong?). Regardless, it should take a whooping 30 minutes tops to clean 550 sq feet of space unless you absolutely abuse that space.
 
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I just realized that Zo-Zo works on a Sims game logic and now everything makes sense: she does random shit because someone activated the free will checkbox while giving her bad personally traits.

Some things that makes me think that:
  • She receives money just by existing.
  • Leaves the unit when she has to.
  • She has peed herself multiple times.
  • Has an irregular sleep schedule.
  • She probably uses the sink to bathe herself instead of the bathtub.
  • Has a kitchen to make food, still picks the leftovers most of the time.
  • Her writing is like a Sim talking.
  • Complaints that she has to do chores.
I'm just waiting for an update where she says that she was woken up by the noise of a dancing bear rummaging her trash can.

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Pepe Cortisona said:
I just realized that Zo-Zo works on a Sims game logic and now everything makes sense: she does random shit because someone activated the free will checkbox while giving her bad personally traits.

Some things that makes me think that:
  • She receives money just by existing.
  • Leaves the unit when she has to.
  • She has peed herself multiple times.
  • Has an irregular sleep schedule.
  • She probably uses the sink to bathe herself instead of the bathtub.
  • Has a kitchen to make food, still picks the leftovers most of the time.
  • Her writing is like a Sim talking.
  • Complaints that she has to do chores.
I'm just waiting for an update where she says that she was woken up by the noise of a dancing bear rummaging her trash can.

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Following this logic, there's gotta be some NEET-oriented game that rewards you with cute anime women for showering and cleaning your living space (IRL).

If there isn't, there should be. Would solve a lot of problems.
 
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