Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[HamFan]

Leave it to a redditor to jump to the most ridiculous conclusion.

Anna said she wanted to go to a "health and wellness spa" to "restart training," not to lose weight. We all know- she can't lose weight.

Here's that place's website. I took a couple screenshots of a sample day included in the regular package:

Spoiler

It's very much an adult summer camp.

I like how one of the fitness choices is sitting for a lecture.

This is the most weight-lossy part:


But you know Anna loves to pretend to eat healthy anyway. You know she won't learn a damn thing. Except, maybe, how to better pretend that she eats healthy.

 

[PotatoFace]

Pricing:


She's going to be absolutely miserable. Anna spending 1+ weeks in the company of other women, in an environment not suited for making air-humping TikTok dance videos? Anna having to socialize with others when she has a tendency to imagine perceived slights or criticism against her bawdy?

On the plus side for her:

• Captive (literally) audience to listen to her endlessly recount her health struggles and her journey to healing herself through numerous surgeries
• Can scout for unsuspecting victims to go on her podcast
• Can refer unsuspecting victims to Shamron and maybe get a kickback
• Can create content about the retreat, whether positive or negative; I anticipate at least one crying IG story
• Can use this as a platform to jump off into her next fitness story arc

Edit: A snippet of a review

 

[GenociderSyo]

Anna mentioned the movement program not the losesmart one. They run multiple programs. Itinerary attached.

Confirmation from Anna that the surgeries fucked the lymph system in her right leg.

Anna doing the worm may be the most traumatic thing I've seen on this site.

She specifically said she was going for a movement program so here is skyterra's movement program info. Also, they are from a haes perspective. No restriction in their 3 meals a day program.

 

[Poopfart]

I wonder how long until her tearful post where she talks about her new LYMPHedema. What a dumbass she is only going to make her issues worse…I wonder if she will ever acknowledge that (she won’t).

 

[head lamb]

When is her front-butt surgery, and when is this wellness retreat? She is ditching Utah because of the heat and opting for... North Carolina?

Does she know what the humidity is like here? Imagine the pissy, sour swamp smell from her compression garments.

 

[Poopfart]

When is her front-butt surgery, and when is this wellness retreat? She is ditching Utah because of the heat and opting for... North Carolina?

Does she know what the humidity is like here? Imagine the pissy, sour swamp smell from her compression garments.

Considering it takes her 3-4 months to ~heal her changing bohday~ it should be soon otherwise she won’t be ~healed~ enough to do light exercise.

 

[xivnuhranx]

Edit: A snippet of a review
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Skyterra responded to this review if you scroll down. And from their reply, it's obvious why Anna chose this place. They'll buy her bullshit because it's yet another business that enables peoples' delusions if you have money.

We must also express our concern about the nature of the comments made regarding our staff's bodies. Skyterra Wellness fosters a supportive atmosphere that promotes body positivity and acceptance for all shapes, sizes and appearances. Every individual is blessed with a unique body, and we each follow our own distinctive paths in life.

At Skyterra, we actively promote self-acceptance and body positivity as integral parts of our program. Our mission is to help individuals appreciate the bodies they have, recognizing them as essential partners on our wellness journeys. We openly welcome all, regardless of shape or size, and encourage everyone to partake in our program.

 

[thejackal2]

When is her front-butt surgery, and when is this wellness retreat? She is ditching Utah because of the heat and opting for... North Carolina?

Does she know what the humidity is like here? Imagine the pissy, sour swamp smell from her compression garments.

Between the autists on reddit and in this own thread we've already spent an order of magnitude more thought on it than Anna. I'm pretty sure Anna just threw it out there on a whim while high off a couple percs. If she goes, she'll make sure it's not a clinical setting and that she can do whatever she wants so it will basically just be a very expensive shitty vacation.

I'm enjoying that she gave herself a lymph disorder much more than any fat camp talk personally. Turns out if you suck material out of a super morbidly obese middle aged woman with a litany of metabolic disorders and make her basically bed bound for months the body will get worse, go figure.

 

[brooky]

Also, they are from a haes perspective. No restriction in their 3 meals a day program.

What. A. Scam.

Just go to a regular resort, its probably cheaper.

 

[Poopfart]

Skyterra responded to this review if you scroll down. And from their reply, it's obvious why Anna chose this place. They'll buy her bullshit because it's yet another business that enables peoples' delusions if you have money.

Great news for the fatties on Reddit using Anna as thinspo because Anna won’t actually lose any weight since she will be in a hug box affirming that she is 600 lbs of lipedema (and lymphedema!) and can’t lose weight. But that is fucking ridiculous to own a fat camp but hire a bunch of fatties. Like how the fuck can anyone trust a fat ass to tell them how to lose weight? Rosalba is right.

And I agree, her new lymphedema arc will be great schadenfreude and is way funnier to me than her going to fat acceptance camp.

 

[Potatis Salad]

Confirmation from Anna that the surgeries fucked the lymph system in her right leg.

Anna says in the video:

"I have had the right side of my body just have a really difficult time draining because I have some fibrosis on my-- cystic?-- whatever that valve is on the top of your stomach...[Doing] the worm mimicked that pumping and had enough pressure to break through that fibrosis and finally drained my right leg."

Draining the fluid in her right leg is:

"Something we have been trying to achieve for, like, months."

This all seems extremely legit. Everyone knows that the leg juice sluice is connected to the top-of-the stomach valve. When the sump pump is clogged with fibrosis, you gotta mimick that pumping pressure by doing the worm.

Ironically my own valve slammed shut when I watched this assault on theology and geometry.

 

[Peripatetic Nomad]

Anna says in the video:

"I have had the right side of my body just have a really difficult time draining because I have some fibrosis on my-- cystic?-- whatever that valve is on the top of your stomach...[Doing] the worm mimicked that pumping and had enough pressure to break through that fibrosis and finally drained my right leg."

Gee, it's almost as if doing physical exercise (as disgusting a display as it was), is actually beneficial for the body. Who knew.

 

[Plus Size Polka]

Skyterra responded to this review if you scroll down. And from their reply, it's obvious why Anna chose this place. They'll buy her bullshit because it's yet another business that enables peoples' delusions if you have money.

They post recipes on their website. Some look good (healthy), but waaaay too many are fried, drenched in glaze or grease, or are sugar bombs. Overglorified goopy/sugary restaurant food.

I’d be curious to see how the menu for the regular retreat side compares to the fat camp side. I’d hope the fat campers aren’t getting the syrup-drenched “protein pancakes,” cheesy fried lasagna, french fries, and chocolate mochas. Poor Rosalba was lucky to lose any weight at all.

A fat manager and complete turnover of the staff from the previous year. Not a good sign.

 

[Programmer Socks]

At Skyterra, we actively promote self-acceptance and body positivity as integral parts of our program. Our mission is to help individuals appreciate the bodies they have, recognizing them as essential partners on our wellness journeys. We openly welcome all, regardless of shape or size, and encourage everyone to partake in our program.

Ah *barf* that's so eye-gougingly current year, coddling, patronising and insincere. Basically come and stay with us, give us a ton of money and we'll give you ass pats. Great business model if you have the stomach (no pun intended) for it but I couldn't straight-up con people like that, even the Annas of this world.

Anna needs strict in-patient care, eating only fresh steamed greens with grilled fish or chicken until she's a reasonable size and has retrained her palate to avoid her sugar addiction impulses. All of this other woolly, fluffy bullshit can get in the bin. Anna is an exceptionally fat cunt who needs to drop the equivalent of an entire adult human in weight, otherwise she will die this year.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Can't believe I even thought for a fraction of a second that Anna would actually go to an inpatient care level fat camp with actual counseling and all that. Like many of you I figured she would leave in 2 days or less. But of COURSE it isn't even a real program. It's a ~wellness type resort pretending to be about health while just pandering and affirming. Of course.

Still, it will be a break from her alcohol, meltdowns, and starbies schedule. If Anna can make it through this kinda-structured environment then I give her 4-5 more years to live. If she drops out of even this? 3 max

 

[Constellationzero]

I wonder how long until her tearful post where she talks about her new LYMPHedema. What a dumbass she is only going to make her issues worse…I wonder if she will ever acknowledge that (she won’t).

Thank you for correctly calling Sally Shine's condition by its true name.

And she'll never post/talk about it because LYMPHedema is not sexy. And the ONLY cure for it is: Lose weight.

No doctor with a legitimate license will operate on LYMPHedema until Sally loses weight first. Otherwise it comes back in spades.

 

[Poopfart]

Thank you for correctly calling Sally Shine's condition by its true name.

And she'll never post/talk about it because LYMPHedema is not sexy. And the ONLY cure for it is: Lose weight.

No doctor with a legitimate license will operate on LYMPHedema until Sally loses weight first. Otherwise it comes back in spades.

She needs to see a real doctor and not a quack, but she won’t. I bet $10 scamron and herbst say it’s totally normal.

 

[Billable Hours]

This is the most weight-lossy part:
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Imagine being seated at the table with Anna for family style dining. I wonder if it's assigned seating in the fat camp dining hall, or if we're going to get more Finland type "no one wants to sit with me uwu" meltdowns from Anna.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Imagine being seated at the table with Anna for family style dining. I wonder if it's assigned seating in the fat camp dining hall, or if we're going to get more Finland type "no one wants to sit with me uwu" meltdowns from Anna.

Family style dining seems like an incredibly poor choice for a weight loss center.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

What. A. Scam.

Just go to a regular resort, its probably cheaper.

She might as well sign up for another Disney cruise. Buffet all day!

ETA: Although at her size, on three meals a day, with no Starbucks, no snacks, and no alcohol, she’d lose 20 pounds a week, easy.