Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

Anyone else ever wonder what kind of fake tits Kayla has?

You know, if they went for the pornstar look and gave her two, unnaturally perky and firm silicone tits, or whether they spent a little more, a went for one of the better surgeons who firms things up and makes them look so natural you can only tell the difference by feel so to speak.

Personally, I hope for the latter but fear they went for the former.

 

[Lian Xing]

Anyone else ever wonder what kind of fake tits Kayla has?

You know, if they went for the pornstar look and gave her two, unnaturally perky and firm silicone tits, or whether they spent a little more, a went for one of the better surgeons who firms things up and makes them look so natural you can only tell the difference by feel so to speak.

Personally, I hope for the latter but fear they went for the former.

You may luck out since in that space you get what you pay, and Nick knows more expensive is always better. She had the whole mommy makeover, including some form of labiaplasty or other vaginal work done because that nigga was thirsty for a period complaining about how they couldn't have sex. I bet sans tattoos, we'd all be in "not bad" territory at minimum.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

We got topless pics of Kayla yet?

Email Geno, he might be dumb enough to share.

 

[dont step on snack]

Anyone else ever wonder what kind of fake tits Kayla has?

You know, if they went for the pornstar look and gave her two, unnaturally perky and firm silicone tits, or whether they spent a little more, a went for one of the better surgeons who firms things up and makes them look so natural you can only tell the difference by feel so to speak.

Sadly, I think it's the former. Nick has an encyclopedic knowledge of pornstars and obviously likes their look, fake as fuck, botox-lips and twin peaks.
It's also probably much easier to snort coke off the tits if you have the cheap ones.

You may luck out since in that space you get what you pay, and Nick knows more expensive is always better. She had the whole mommy makeover, including some form of labiaplasty or other vaginal work done because that nigga was thirsty for a period complaining about how they couldn't have sex. I bet sans tattoos, we'd all be in "not bad" territory at minimum.

Maybe. But the faggot and our wife also voluntarily got their tattoos. Their taste is twisted.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

We got topless pics of Kayla yet?

You could try your luck with the Minnesota government. Offer them 50 bucks to cover the fine and ask if they'll show it. Maybe you can kickstart a chain of events that will see the MN economy go through a huge boom thanks to Kayla Nude Units. (or was it Nude Kayla Units? I can never remember)

 

[Vibralldo]

Email Geno, he might be dumb enough to share.

Just ask Aaron, pay him the $50 and then maybe a $25 to show you appreciate it

 

[Melty Butter]

Does anyone know the background on Kayla's parents?

@Not Who You Think is your person.

Kayla was born in AK but raised until age 7 in CO (oddly). The original Dan Woltjer/Sharilyn Woltjer family appears to have broken up before this picture because Shari is not there. Kayla appears to be about 8-9 years old in this pic, give or take.


Credit to this post, which will always and forever break my heart. It was a plea for Kayla to leave Nick.

The Woltjer family has deep roots in the larger Willmar area of MN. I assume that the family returned home after the divorce (?). After the divorce, both spouses appear to have maintained good relations with one another, liking each other's posts, and remarried.

I assume Shari later met Dan Sletta at church, and their rather focused mission on foster children was related. This is pure speculation. The Slettas also have deep roots in the area.

I have casually looked for the working history for both Dans - bio dad and step-dad - but cannot find much.

Edit to Add: Random website but it seems relevant, "2001- present" via LinkedIn:


LinkedIn:

LinkIn link. @Dixieland Buckaroo for the edit.

 

[Stiffy]

I'm pretty confident if Nick foolishly decides to attend the fat pedo's Hackamania in Vegas in May that there WILL be a significant happening to further his death spiral into oblivion.

 

[Sloppa]

I'm pretty confident if Nick foolishly decides to attend the fat pedo's Hackamania in Vegas in May that there WILL be a significant happening to further his death spiral into oblivion.

• He will get black out drunk and do cocaine (100% chance)
• He will get black out drunk and do cocaine and talk about the Balldo in a public setting (75% chance)
• He will get black out drunk and do cocaine and talk about the Balldo in a public setting and it will be recorded 45% chance)

 

[Fapcop]

So, any recent updates about Nick that isn’t just him coping on Twitter? Has he done any shows?

Because WHAT IN THE FUCK DOES HE DO with all that time?

Man doesn’t have a job.
The trial took over a lot of his time because reasons that only makes sense to Nick, fine… Trial is over.

What the fuck does he do all day long? He can’t even fuck April, since she apparently moved out.

The man is like one of those tranny NEETs from the stinkditch sub forum, who just stay at home and play vidya all day long.

Except Nick doesn’t even do that!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Because WHAT IN THE FUCK DOES HE DO with all that time?

Cope, seethe, and make expensive but revolting concoctions.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

We got topless pics of Kayla yet?

Got the KNU?

 

[Strix454]

What the fuck does he do all day long?

Well. The last major report had him drinking during Karoke night at the local VFW and having debit card payments for it get rejected.

But honestly I would expect that he is drunk all day long and/or using ketamine to disassociate himself. I would expect him to be full binge mode right now given his upcoming probation. Otherwise he would still be doing the constant twitter thing.

 

[Sinbad the Sailor]

We got topless pics of Kayla yet?

If you've got fifty bucks and Aaron's email address you've got a fighting chance.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Had a bad fever and listened to Josh's old 4-hour reaction stream last night while trying to sleep. It was a really bad idea because Nick's incoherent drug-induced rambling will give you nightmares. A walking corpse incoherently slurring about Elizabeth Warren, Helman's Mayo and child rape is not good ASMR.

 

[Fapcop]

Well. The last major report had him drinking during Karoke night at the local VFW and having debit card payments for it get rejected.

But honestly I would expect that he is drunk all day long and/or using ketamine to disassociate himself. I would expect him to be full binge mode right now given his upcoming probation. Otherwise he would still be doing the constant twitter thing.

VFW?!

Veterans from Foreign Wars?! Isn’t Nick more of a veteran of the retard wars? Why doesn’t he go to the local lolcow legion instead?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick is in chat for Melton’s This Little Piggy:

 

[Captain Manning]

This is what I think. According to Nick it was, "Something he doesn't understand" or some shit. I don't know what that is exactly but I'm sure Drex pointed out one of Nick's many retarded antics and told him to fuck off. It was probably something reasonable too like not talking to the drug addict who's kid tested positive for cocaine.

Oh, I'm sure Drex was pretty curt. My point is that I don't believe for a second Nick is oblivious to the reason why Drex walked.

You don't exactly need to write a novella to explain to Nick why he is a PoS. You just say "eat a bullet you child abusing piece of shit," and then hang up the phone.

Soter is still around? That guy was Nick Rekieta’s personal whipping boy.

In a manner of speaking. He runs the ghost town of a Discord that only a few people are still active in, despite the fact that Nick has divested from it completely. He's still ride or die despite how Nick treats his "friends."

Somebody in there sends me stuff on occasion, and some of it is pretty funny (and delusional).

Not really, but even supposing hypothetically that Drex didn't put Nick's flailing walls of text on read like a bad Tinder date, whatever pithy response Drex might have thrown back must have been so curt as to explain why Nick's few descriptions of the exchange leave Nick's impression from it sound... baffled to say the least, or left rudderless upon the realization that there was no opening in Drex's response for theretofore reliable manipulative tactics to latch onto.

He's playing dumb because he knows the manipulation isn't working. He's going with "silly Drex is mad about some silly thing," because otherwise he'd have to explain why his former best friend is sick of his shit and that would reopen the wounds of last year again.

 

[dustnight]

But Drex likes chicks with dicks, thinks they're superior to natal women.

Clearly he's never met Nick.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Lowtax did that and his kids were sad they were left without a father, no matter how much of a piece of shit he was.

That is because kids have no reference.

As Gobermental puts it, Lowtax wasn't doing drugs next to his kids or giving them drugs while engaging in orgies with weird strangers in the next room over all hours of the night.
He wasn't putting them actively in dangerous situations every day while neglecting their basic needs.
Lowtax looked like father of the year compared to Rekieta