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Plagued Onion Farms and other KF Splinter Sites - Watch Kiwi Farms members slapfighting in this thread
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@bear hammer wrote an essay on us over the Alex thread lol.
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>Muh hard work!
Congrats for catering to the ramblings of a pedophilic madman.
Reader Discretion Is Advised.
For those of you who don’t know me, I was once a very active participant in the Alex Hogendorp thread on Kiwi Farms, until I got banned, and some people there are really not big fans of me. Some of that was my fault. Some of it wasn’t. Either way, that's the shit I am in right now.
This thread isn’t a vent post. It’s a recounting of what happened, what led to my reputation nosediving, my talent for making people mad at me, and why some people in that thread still don't like me. If you’re expecting me to go on some kind of self-pity tour, i'm not. I’ll own up to my mistakes, but I’ll also be talking about the sheer pettiness of some of my critics.
Consider this a case study in how, on a website dedicated to cataloging the bad behavior of others, you can suddenly find yourself on the other side over a handful of posts. And, of course, how a 19-year-old retard with BPD somehow played a role in all of this.
Now, let’s start with...
One of the biggest reasons why people don't like me is for a incident I’ll call The OP Debacle, where I let my frustration get the better of me and publicly called out the people responsible for finishing the Alex thread’s opening post (OP). Looking back, I can admit I should have definitely not have done this, or I should have just DM'd them talking about it. But at the time, it felt like things were just dragging on for no good reason.
It started when someone declared the thread “complete” when the thread was moved out of Prospering Grounds, despite multiple unfinished sections and placeholders. This didn't sit right with me, and I didn't want his article to remain like that forever because they were told by others who didn't seem to know better. From my perspective, it seemed that the writing team was spending more time in the Zoey thread, than actually finishing the thread that they were making. So, I just spoke my mind:
At the time, I doubled down. I pointed out that adding new usernames and filling in missing sections would take two minutes, not days or weeks. I pushed back against the idea that real life was stopping them when they had all the time in the world to post in other threads all day long. And, yeah, I got snarky about it.
But in hindsight, I should have handled it differently. I was right that the OP needed work, but I was too aggressive in how I approached it. If I had just been a little more patient, or worded things more diplomatically, I probably wouldn’t have alienated people the way I did.
Instead, my reputation took a hit. People started seeing me as “that guy who sperged about the OP,” and it became one of the first things brought up anytime my name was mentioned. Never mind that I contributed a ton of actual info to the thread, none of that mattered anymore.
This was only the first of several incidents that led to my reputation taking a hit in that community. And believe me, it only got messier from here.
This one was a doozy, and the worst thing about this is it happened only a few days after the previous incident. At the time, the Zoey thread was taking a strange turn. Suddenly, a lot of regulars in the thread began posting more positively about Zoey, with some even changing their profile pictures to match hers for a week after she cleaned her bathtub. It seemed like people were actively supporting her, even making fun of anyone who tried to criticize or "simp" for her.
At first, I thought it was just some weird phase, but it started to feel like whiteknighting, a big no-no on the site. There was an actual rule that stated:
So, I responded:
Clearly, that didn't go over well with the regulars in the thread. Immediately, I got hit with another barrage of replies, likr “You’re just mad because you’re a newfag trying to tell us how to run our thread,” and “You’re being autistic about this, calm down.”
At that point, I felt like I had to stand my ground. I posted the rule about whiteknighting to point that they were technically breaking the rules, and replied to another aggressively. It was all very abrasive, which led to a lot of people getting defensive.
Now, as I look back, I realize that there was no reason I should have cared about this, I could have maintained a better reputation if I just ignored it.
On the same day, I got hit with a completely unrelated ban from Josh Moon himself, and at the time, it felt like the final nail in the coffin. The ban was for a totally different issue, a matter I didn’t even realize was an issue at the time.
After I was banned, I didn’t just sit back and take it. I couldn’t, especially when I still had things I wanted to contribute to the threads I had been so active in. Alex's thread was still going strong, and I knew there were points that needed to be made. So, I tried to sneak back in:
I created a sock account, thinking I could quietly contribute. I wasn’t trying to hide everything, but rather to sneak past the ban and still participate in the conversation. I wanted to keep helping with the thread, to add value. But of course, it didn’t work. As much I didn't really care enough to mask myself that much, I still made it too obvious who I was. I didn’t exactly go to extreme lengths to mask who I was, honestly, I didn’t care enough to be super careful. I wasn’t trying to be deceptive or malicious, I just wanted to continue contributing where I thought I could.
And then a person by the name of @Bay Kemal, who was extremely salty that I called him dumb for thinking I was trying too hard to hide, decided to fail-dox book me (sorry, forgot this is about reddit farms), while attempting to derail the WHOLE THREAD just to make it about me.
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He posted a link to my DeviantArt account that I used to watch Alex with, which I had openly said was mine multiple times. He "outed" my other sock which I also said was explicitly mine, he was so desperate to get anything over me that the only thing he had was "H-he made a sock!" as if that even mattered. It didn't even fit the original point of the thread of pointing out kiwi's who ignored the warning when they registered of having a unique username.
I got more aggressive and more vocal in defending my stance on Zoey and the way things had happened. I just labeled the whole thing as “stupid” and even called it a fail-dox.
Looking back, I can see how my reaction was over the top.
I went from someone trying to contribute to a thread to someone who was actively clashing with the regulars. The more I tried to force my voice into the conversation, the more it seemed like I was making things worse for myself. And yet, I couldn’t stop myself from continuing down that path.
There’s not much to say here, I was determined to get back in, so I resorted to making more sock accounts. One was just to respond to people who had commented on my profile offering advice. That account didn’t last long before it was banned. The other was more successful, I contributed to the Alex thread again for a little bit.
That effort lasted longer than usual, but I couldn’t resist stirring the pot. I ended up pissing off the Zoey thread regulars again by shitposting in a Q&A thread, pretending to simp for her just to get a reaction. It didn’t take long for that one to get banned also.
At the end of the day, I get why some people in that thread don’t like me. I was impatient, I called people out in obnoxious ways, and I didn’t exactly go out of my way to smooth things over. But what annoys me is how a few incidents completely overshadow everything else I did. I wasn’t just some random shitposter stirring up shit for no reason, I actually contributed, put in effort, and cared about keeping the thread good.
Yet, instead of being recognized for any of that, I’m treated like the anti christ. It’s not like I expect everyone to like me, but the selective memory some of these people have is ridiculous. If they want to keep holding a grudge over some petty forum drama, that’s fine. I'll still contribute to the Hogenverse anyway I can still.
Someone on the same thread suggested that he socks more just to annoy the jannies.
PS: I don't want to give this whore too much attention because that's what he craves. He desperately wants to be part of Alexstory, so keep the discussion here.
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>Muh hard work!
Congrats for catering to the ramblings of a pedophilic madman.
Holding Grudges: A Case Study Of The KF Alex Hogendorp Thread And Why Some People Would Rather Die Than Give Me Credit For Anything
"I curse those who harassed me on KiwiFarms to have eternal conflict with eachother. It's going to happen." - Alex Hogendorp
WARNING: The following thread contains: Spergouts, Impatience, Grudges, Slapfights, Petty drama, Sock accounts, & 19 year old BPD women.
Reader Discretion Is Advised.
This thread isn’t a vent post. It’s a recounting of what happened, what led to my reputation nosediving, my talent for making people mad at me, and why some people in that thread still don't like me. If you’re expecting me to go on some kind of self-pity tour, i'm not. I’ll own up to my mistakes, but I’ll also be talking about the sheer pettiness of some of my critics.
Consider this a case study in how, on a website dedicated to cataloging the bad behavior of others, you can suddenly find yourself on the other side over a handful of posts. And, of course, how a 19-year-old retard with BPD somehow played a role in all of this.
Now, let’s start with...
Incident #1: The OP Debacle.
One of the biggest reasons why people don't like me is for a incident I’ll call The OP Debacle, where I let my frustration get the better of me and publicly called out the people responsible for finishing the Alex thread’s opening post (OP). Looking back, I can admit I should have definitely not have done this, or I should have just DM'd them talking about it. But at the time, it felt like things were just dragging on for no good reason.
It started when someone declared the thread “complete” when the thread was moved out of Prospering Grounds, despite multiple unfinished sections and placeholders. This didn't sit right with me, and I didn't want his article to remain like that forever because they were told by others who didn't seem to know better. From my perspective, it seemed that the writing team was spending more time in the Zoey thread, than actually finishing the thread that they were making. So, I just spoke my mind:
That, unsurprisingly, didn’t go over well. The responses were immediate:
At the time, I doubled down. I pointed out that adding new usernames and filling in missing sections would take two minutes, not days or weeks. I pushed back against the idea that real life was stopping them when they had all the time in the world to post in other threads all day long. And, yeah, I got snarky about it.
But in hindsight, I should have handled it differently. I was right that the OP needed work, but I was too aggressive in how I approached it. If I had just been a little more patient, or worded things more diplomatically, I probably wouldn’t have alienated people the way I did.
Instead, my reputation took a hit. People started seeing me as “that guy who sperged about the OP,” and it became one of the first things brought up anytime my name was mentioned. Never mind that I contributed a ton of actual info to the thread, none of that mattered anymore.
This was only the first of several incidents that led to my reputation taking a hit in that community. And believe me, it only got messier from here.
Incident #2: The Zoey Incident
This one was a doozy, and the worst thing about this is it happened only a few days after the previous incident. At the time, the Zoey thread was taking a strange turn. Suddenly, a lot of regulars in the thread began posting more positively about Zoey, with some even changing their profile pictures to match hers for a week after she cleaned her bathtub. It seemed like people were actively supporting her, even making fun of anyone who tried to criticize or "simp" for her.
At first, I thought it was just some weird phase, but it started to feel like whiteknighting, a big no-no on the site. There was an actual rule that stated:
So, I responded:
Clearly, that didn't go over well with the regulars in the thread. Immediately, I got hit with another barrage of replies, likr “You’re just mad because you’re a newfag trying to tell us how to run our thread,” and “You’re being autistic about this, calm down.”
At that point, I felt like I had to stand my ground. I posted the rule about whiteknighting to point that they were technically breaking the rules, and replied to another aggressively. It was all very abrasive, which led to a lot of people getting defensive.
Now, as I look back, I realize that there was no reason I should have cared about this, I could have maintained a better reputation if I just ignored it.
Incident #3: The Ban Hammer
On the same day, I got hit with a completely unrelated ban from Josh Moon himself, and at the time, it felt like the final nail in the coffin. The ban was for a totally different issue, a matter I didn’t even realize was an issue at the time.
After I was banned, I didn’t just sit back and take it. I couldn’t, especially when I still had things I wanted to contribute to the threads I had been so active in. Alex's thread was still going strong, and I knew there were points that needed to be made. So, I tried to sneak back in:
I created a sock account, thinking I could quietly contribute. I wasn’t trying to hide everything, but rather to sneak past the ban and still participate in the conversation. I wanted to keep helping with the thread, to add value. But of course, it didn’t work. As much I didn't really care enough to mask myself that much, I still made it too obvious who I was. I didn’t exactly go to extreme lengths to mask who I was, honestly, I didn’t care enough to be super careful. I wasn’t trying to be deceptive or malicious, I just wanted to continue contributing where I thought I could.
And then a person by the name of @Bay Kemal, who was extremely salty that I called him dumb for thinking I was trying too hard to hide, decided to fail-
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He posted a link to my DeviantArt account that I used to watch Alex with, which I had openly said was mine multiple times. He "outed" my other sock which I also said was explicitly mine, he was so desperate to get anything over me that the only thing he had was "H-he made a sock!" as if that even mattered. It didn't even fit the original point of the thread of pointing out kiwi's who ignored the warning when they registered of having a unique username.
I got more aggressive and more vocal in defending my stance on Zoey and the way things had happened. I just labeled the whole thing as “stupid” and even called it a fail-dox.
Looking back, I can see how my reaction was over the top.
I went from someone trying to contribute to a thread to someone who was actively clashing with the regulars. The more I tried to force my voice into the conversation, the more it seemed like I was making things worse for myself. And yet, I couldn’t stop myself from continuing down that path.
Incident #4 - Death By A 1000 Socks
There’s not much to say here, I was determined to get back in, so I resorted to making more sock accounts. One was just to respond to people who had commented on my profile offering advice. That account didn’t last long before it was banned. The other was more successful, I contributed to the Alex thread again for a little bit.
That effort lasted longer than usual, but I couldn’t resist stirring the pot. I ended up pissing off the Zoey thread regulars again by shitposting in a Q&A thread, pretending to simp for her just to get a reaction. It didn’t take long for that one to get banned also.
At the end of the day, I get why some people in that thread don’t like me. I was impatient, I called people out in obnoxious ways, and I didn’t exactly go out of my way to smooth things over. But what annoys me is how a few incidents completely overshadow everything else I did. I wasn’t just some random shitposter stirring up shit for no reason, I actually contributed, put in effort, and cared about keeping the thread good.
Yet, instead of being recognized for any of that, I’m treated like the anti christ. It’s not like I expect everyone to like me, but the selective memory some of these people have is ridiculous. If they want to keep holding a grudge over some petty forum drama, that’s fine. I'll still contribute to the Hogenverse anyway I can still.
I'm at a lost for words on how rent free I live in these nigger's minds and how they can't help themselves but bring up my name unprompted when I haven't posted in that thread in forever.
PS: I don't want to give this whore too much attention because that's what he craves. He desperately wants to be part of Alexstory, so keep the discussion here.
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I love how he phrases it, like the thread is ancient. It's like five weeks old, and he was still posting in it mid March.
Too bad he didn't take this advice to heart.
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Dropping some fresh new content!
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>"I'm at a lost for words on how rent free I live in these nigger's minds and how they can't help themselves but bring up my name unprompted when I haven't posted in that thread in forever."
>Stalks the farms with his onionfarms zoopedo buddies.
I know this is going to turn into a game of ping-pong, so after this comment I'll let you have the last word.
When you gave me that react I was mildly perturbed because I didn't understand why you gave it to me, it seemed like you gave it to me because I suggested the creation of a Dan Sobel thread which already existed, while ignoring 90% of my comment. So no, that's not my problem with you, stop obsessing over stickers it's gay.
I don't like you because of your attitude: you're narcissistic as fuck and act like you're the center of the universe and the reason why the Alex thread exists when everything you attribute yourself of achieving in this comment is either false or a nothingburger, either that was already known information or the information is so readily available that it could have been found sooner by anyone else. Where were you when I dropped a site that literally finds all his accounts on a whim and for free? I saw you literally fucking nowhere for claiming to be the guy that allegedly did most of the work. You also did none of the work that mattered, you didn't phonebook him, you didn't find out he was weird and you didn't make his clitty leak in the hall of shame. I tried to figure out where his place of residence was in Australia and although I didn't manage to do it, that's more I can say than you can. Even someone else has tried to figure out where he lived in Japan something you never tried, you never tried to do anything other than finding alt accounts. Your contributions to the thread are minuscule.
The reason people still talk about you is due to your incessant socking. If you stopped being a nuisance people would forget you, but they can't because just like Alex you are an attention whore who tries constantly to draw attention to yourself. On the other hand, your obsession with kiwifarms is a telltale sign you let us live rent free in your head. You can deny it all you want, your own behaviour speaks louder than anything you could ever say.
You actually legit no joke remind me of @Wirlaburla. He has the same egotism, the same severe autism that prevents him from understanding social cues in the moment and makes a fool out of himself repeatedly, the same pattern of socking on the farms and even acts exactly like you down to the "I'm better than everyone" schtick. The only difference being he is actually decent at socking unlike you.
Hell, you even got banned the same way he did by heckling Null and then acted surprised like you were thinking you didn't do nuffin'. You admitted to most of the things above on the same thread you've posted that comment.
I can't wait to read your response, it's going to be full of cope and seethe.
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>"I'm at a lost for words on how rent free I live in these nigger's minds and how they can't help themselves but bring up my name unprompted when I haven't posted in that thread in forever."
>Stalks the farms with his onionfarms zoopedo buddies.
I know this is going to turn into a game of ping-pong, so after this comment I'll let you have the last word.
When you gave me that react I was mildly perturbed because I didn't understand why you gave it to me, it seemed like you gave it to me because I suggested the creation of a Dan Sobel thread which already existed, while ignoring 90% of my comment. So no, that's not my problem with you, stop obsessing over stickers it's gay.
I don't like you because of your attitude: you're narcissistic as fuck and act like you're the center of the universe and the reason why the Alex thread exists when everything you attribute yourself of achieving in this comment is either false or a nothingburger, either that was already known information or the information is so readily available that it could have been found sooner by anyone else. Where were you when I dropped a site that literally finds all his accounts on a whim and for free? I saw you literally fucking nowhere for claiming to be the guy that allegedly did most of the work. You also did none of the work that mattered, you didn't phonebook him, you didn't find out he was weird and you didn't make his clitty leak in the hall of shame. I tried to figure out where his place of residence was in Australia and although I didn't manage to do it, that's more I can say than you can. Even someone else has tried to figure out where he lived in Japan something you never tried, you never tried to do anything other than finding alt accounts. Your contributions to the thread are minuscule.
The reason people still talk about you is due to your incessant socking. If you stopped being a nuisance people would forget you, but they can't because just like Alex you are an attention whore who tries constantly to draw attention to yourself. On the other hand, your obsession with kiwifarms is a telltale sign you let us live rent free in your head. You can deny it all you want, your own behaviour speaks louder than anything you could ever say.
You actually legit no joke remind me of @Wirlaburla. He has the same egotism, the same severe autism that prevents him from understanding social cues in the moment and makes a fool out of himself repeatedly, the same pattern of socking on the farms and even acts exactly like you down to the "I'm better than everyone" schtick. The only difference being he is actually decent at socking unlike you.
Hell, you even got banned the same way he did by heckling Null and then acted surprised like you were thinking you didn't do nuffin'. You admitted to most of the things above on the same thread you've posted that comment.
I can't wait to read your response, it's going to be full of cope and seethe.
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Looks like those faggots on the soyon farms are using shitposts from soyteens as some own against Null
Of course, when teens found out, they immediately started shitting on their garbage website
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'Dis is the cherry on the cake.
Time 4 Guillotines must feel vindicated. He was right all along!
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There is only one lolcow website and it's this one. Josh is the only true king of the internet.
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My Onion Farms experience,
I was Slidey_Boi, active on Onion Farms for about a year, was a mod for a while. Got on their Discord, etc.
It was fun, being a smaller forum, reminded me of the early 2000s forums when you had about 10 active users, with random users coming and going.
Nobody that I saw took it seriously. Emp, VOID, the admins, all saw it as a big joke. They'd play along with Kengle a little, but mostly they just memed and shitposted. No one besides Kengle talked about competing with Kiwi Farms.
VOID was the primary moderator when I joined. He embodied the playful trolling spirit of those days. He liked to feature dank videos on the front page, and make obviously fake moderator accounts like 'Herman Munster.' Kengle, in all seriousness and bewilderment, looked at the Herman Munster account and claimed to not remember promoting this individual. VOID retired when he got bored and appointed me in his place.
Naught, a notorious troll banned from KF, was briefly a moderator on OF. Naught is the most despicable human being I've ever interacted with online. I held this opinion even before we learned about his pedophilia and banned him. Death can't find that miserable little troglodyte fast enough.
Empressa (Emp) was a prominent moderator throughout my time. Emp pumped a lot of life and activity into OF. I fondly remember his 'Thot Appreciation Thread' where we made posts that walked the fine line between ironically appreciating the ladies and actual appreciation. Emp later became almost exclusively active on Discord. I realized how much he contributed by the empty, dead feeling of the forum afterwards.
'Neko Rights Activist' was another refugee, banned from KF. I always thought his ban was unjustified, he always just seemed like harmless fun. I had lots of fun dragging him into increasingly frivolous anime related debates.
Ashley Jankowski was amusing. She was definitely our most active lolcow. I've never seen someone with so much free time, patience, and perseverance to argue online with people she hates. She made thousands of posts, mostly arguing with the same few trolls. She hated her real name being on the site, so she made socks by the dozen. The admins were kept busy merging her accounts each time, always leaving her rants attributed to her real full name.
Karl was her main antagonist. A recurring meme on OF was a diagram of Ashley's brain, with each region labeled as 'hating Karl.' Her singular focus on him was evident in how often she said his name, bringing him up even when talking to others. 'Karl" is probably the most recurring proper noun across OF because of her. I have no idea what started their feud and their posts implied a long history that I had no context for. He eventually 'retired' to spend more time with his family. I hope he did.
A woman going by 'Marx Is Burning in Hell,' also a KF user under other names, seemingly made this account just to provoke Ashley. She picked up where Karl left off. She was actually pretty witty and genuinely made me chuckle. Ashley would froth at the mouth with hared for this woman, while she playfully made jokes about her behavior. She never stooped to Ashley's level of actual hatred.
I tried to actually engage with her and listen to what she was saying. But she was hopelessly attached to Marxist and progressive gender ideologies, and got very hostile when questioned. I got attacked rather viciously by her for politely disagreeing with her. Every few months I'd give her another chance at a polite, civilized discussion, and every time she'd spit venom at me the same as the trolls did to her. I could never bring myself to retaliate with that attitude.
In my final message to her I did tell her she was one of the most unpleasant people I've ever interacted with online, second only to Naught. I hope she found peace eventually.
I dont think she'd ever quit on her own. We mods debated on banning her for her belligerence and endless sockpuppet accounts. I always advocated for keeping her as the most entertaining attraction on the site. I found out after I left that they banned her.
Kengle was completely delusional about his forum. He truly acted like it would surpass Kiwi Farms, and even compared it to Twitter. He kept trying to rebrand, change his image, find the right play to break into the mainstream. Kengle would direct Onion Farms based on trends and news in major social media.
His autism was on full display every day, not seeing the forest for the trees. He'd make well-researched, logical justifications for moves that a major social media site might make. But he could never see that his little site had zero chance of being anything other than a novelty within a niche.
One example of this behavior was his repeated attempts to create sister sites, like OnionFarms.net, a political news discussion site. These never went anywhere and usually closed after a short run. I warned these only served to divide our small community.
I tried to help him. I told him that OF's best attribute is it's small-mid size forum, early 2000s charm. That he should lean into that and keep the site open, uncensored, and just focused on fun. I told him pursuing being a news site, focusing on politics, etc was a detraction. But he could never see it.
CSO was another admin, #2 to Kengle and our technical expert. He wasn't very active on the forums but did a lot of work behind the scenes to keep OF going, and to curtail some of Kengle's misguided plans. It seemed CSO was the only person Kengle would listen to. He's the unsung hero of OF from those days. I think he tried to subtly protect Kengle, a very lonely man, from the worst of his own failures. CSO didn't se to care to post in the forum, so that's the only explanation I can figure for his dedication.
There were some other cool people, I forget some of their names now. Sailor Moon avi, Robotnik avi, etc. We would play around, like I remember us making a 'commie' reaction sticker of Stalin just for Ashley. We adorned all of her posts with it.
There were some other lolcows and weirdos who appeared from time to time. Mylar was probably the strangest. He was friendly enough and could have a decent conversation about most things. He just really likes humping balloons. I don't think he deserved the relentless trolling he received. He never bothered anyone.
Cowboy was another character. Banned from KF and OF. He was also delusional like Kengle and thought his micro splinter forum would be the next big thing. He gave up after a couple months. Nice guy, just seems slightly autistic and doesn't know when spamming isn't funny anymore.
This one female lolcow who OF had a page on, exposing all of her embarrassing online antics, joined the forum and contacted me as a mod. She was threatening me with lawsuits if we didn't remove her info. I told her she had no right to demand publicly available info that she shared be removed. We held our ground.
Some Indian guy with a humiliation fetish used his real name and posted very degrading naked pictures of himself on OF of all places. Sailor Moon, being as sweet as she is, actually responded trying to help him see the value of himself. It didn't work.
That's about all I remember. I left because it seemed like a waste of time eventually and a lot of people I liked had left too. It seemed to be turning into a darker, meaner place over time. More threads taking things too seriously. I hated watching Kengle set himself up for failure and disappointment every day with his delusions. I couldn't help but feel bad for him because he was ruining what he loved.
I was Slidey_Boi, active on Onion Farms for about a year, was a mod for a while. Got on their Discord, etc.
It was fun, being a smaller forum, reminded me of the early 2000s forums when you had about 10 active users, with random users coming and going.
Nobody that I saw took it seriously. Emp, VOID, the admins, all saw it as a big joke. They'd play along with Kengle a little, but mostly they just memed and shitposted. No one besides Kengle talked about competing with Kiwi Farms.
VOID was the primary moderator when I joined. He embodied the playful trolling spirit of those days. He liked to feature dank videos on the front page, and make obviously fake moderator accounts like 'Herman Munster.' Kengle, in all seriousness and bewilderment, looked at the Herman Munster account and claimed to not remember promoting this individual. VOID retired when he got bored and appointed me in his place.
Naught, a notorious troll banned from KF, was briefly a moderator on OF. Naught is the most despicable human being I've ever interacted with online. I held this opinion even before we learned about his pedophilia and banned him. Death can't find that miserable little troglodyte fast enough.
Empressa (Emp) was a prominent moderator throughout my time. Emp pumped a lot of life and activity into OF. I fondly remember his 'Thot Appreciation Thread' where we made posts that walked the fine line between ironically appreciating the ladies and actual appreciation. Emp later became almost exclusively active on Discord. I realized how much he contributed by the empty, dead feeling of the forum afterwards.
'Neko Rights Activist' was another refugee, banned from KF. I always thought his ban was unjustified, he always just seemed like harmless fun. I had lots of fun dragging him into increasingly frivolous anime related debates.
Ashley Jankowski was amusing. She was definitely our most active lolcow. I've never seen someone with so much free time, patience, and perseverance to argue online with people she hates. She made thousands of posts, mostly arguing with the same few trolls. She hated her real name being on the site, so she made socks by the dozen. The admins were kept busy merging her accounts each time, always leaving her rants attributed to her real full name.
Karl was her main antagonist. A recurring meme on OF was a diagram of Ashley's brain, with each region labeled as 'hating Karl.' Her singular focus on him was evident in how often she said his name, bringing him up even when talking to others. 'Karl" is probably the most recurring proper noun across OF because of her. I have no idea what started their feud and their posts implied a long history that I had no context for. He eventually 'retired' to spend more time with his family. I hope he did.
A woman going by 'Marx Is Burning in Hell,' also a KF user under other names, seemingly made this account just to provoke Ashley. She picked up where Karl left off. She was actually pretty witty and genuinely made me chuckle. Ashley would froth at the mouth with hared for this woman, while she playfully made jokes about her behavior. She never stooped to Ashley's level of actual hatred.
I tried to actually engage with her and listen to what she was saying. But she was hopelessly attached to Marxist and progressive gender ideologies, and got very hostile when questioned. I got attacked rather viciously by her for politely disagreeing with her. Every few months I'd give her another chance at a polite, civilized discussion, and every time she'd spit venom at me the same as the trolls did to her. I could never bring myself to retaliate with that attitude.
In my final message to her I did tell her she was one of the most unpleasant people I've ever interacted with online, second only to Naught. I hope she found peace eventually.
I dont think she'd ever quit on her own. We mods debated on banning her for her belligerence and endless sockpuppet accounts. I always advocated for keeping her as the most entertaining attraction on the site. I found out after I left that they banned her.
Kengle was completely delusional about his forum. He truly acted like it would surpass Kiwi Farms, and even compared it to Twitter. He kept trying to rebrand, change his image, find the right play to break into the mainstream. Kengle would direct Onion Farms based on trends and news in major social media.
His autism was on full display every day, not seeing the forest for the trees. He'd make well-researched, logical justifications for moves that a major social media site might make. But he could never see that his little site had zero chance of being anything other than a novelty within a niche.
One example of this behavior was his repeated attempts to create sister sites, like OnionFarms.net, a political news discussion site. These never went anywhere and usually closed after a short run. I warned these only served to divide our small community.
I tried to help him. I told him that OF's best attribute is it's small-mid size forum, early 2000s charm. That he should lean into that and keep the site open, uncensored, and just focused on fun. I told him pursuing being a news site, focusing on politics, etc was a detraction. But he could never see it.
CSO was another admin, #2 to Kengle and our technical expert. He wasn't very active on the forums but did a lot of work behind the scenes to keep OF going, and to curtail some of Kengle's misguided plans. It seemed CSO was the only person Kengle would listen to. He's the unsung hero of OF from those days. I think he tried to subtly protect Kengle, a very lonely man, from the worst of his own failures. CSO didn't se to care to post in the forum, so that's the only explanation I can figure for his dedication.
There were some other cool people, I forget some of their names now. Sailor Moon avi, Robotnik avi, etc. We would play around, like I remember us making a 'commie' reaction sticker of Stalin just for Ashley. We adorned all of her posts with it.
There were some other lolcows and weirdos who appeared from time to time. Mylar was probably the strangest. He was friendly enough and could have a decent conversation about most things. He just really likes humping balloons. I don't think he deserved the relentless trolling he received. He never bothered anyone.
Cowboy was another character. Banned from KF and OF. He was also delusional like Kengle and thought his micro splinter forum would be the next big thing. He gave up after a couple months. Nice guy, just seems slightly autistic and doesn't know when spamming isn't funny anymore.
This one female lolcow who OF had a page on, exposing all of her embarrassing online antics, joined the forum and contacted me as a mod. She was threatening me with lawsuits if we didn't remove her info. I told her she had no right to demand publicly available info that she shared be removed. We held our ground.
Some Indian guy with a humiliation fetish used his real name and posted very degrading naked pictures of himself on OF of all places. Sailor Moon, being as sweet as she is, actually responded trying to help him see the value of himself. It didn't work.
That's about all I remember. I left because it seemed like a waste of time eventually and a lot of people I liked had left too. It seemed to be turning into a darker, meaner place over time. More threads taking things too seriously. I hated watching Kengle set himself up for failure and disappointment every day with his delusions. I couldn't help but feel bad for him because he was ruining what he loved.
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That's getting owned on an industrial scale.
I have noticed both OF/lounge96
Seem to have the same revolving cast of characters.
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I think the only people left on the website are just those acting out of spite. There's a few users who openly seethe whenever a stupid thread gets featured, which are definitely my favorite. Beyond that, users are constantly infighting with each other. I wish it was more popular, because it'll be entire weeks between when I take a gander at it and they have maybe 12 new posts.
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I don’t really get how Ken expects his site to actually compete with the Kiwi Farms if they’re not going to allow doxxing (Phonebooking for you reddit farmers). Like it or not, that’s half the reason people even use KF in the first place, it’s not just about laughing at lolcows, it’s about cataloging them, archiving everything, and going full forensic autist. If you neuter that side of things, all you’re left with is a glorified gossip forum that’ll get stale fast.
You can’t out-Kiwi the Kiwis by playing it safe. If you’re building a rival site but cutting out the very tools that made Kiwi infamous and “useful” to its users, what’s the point? No one’s logging in just to trade snarky takes, they want receipts, timelines, real life connections.
You can’t out-Kiwi the Kiwis by playing it safe. If you’re building a rival site but cutting out the very tools that made Kiwi infamous and “useful” to its users, what’s the point? No one’s logging in just to trade snarky takes, they want receipts, timelines, real life connections.
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Onion Farms now has a podcast hosted by an ex-troop moderator who sounds like he has rotten teeth from meth use. Topics include Kenneth and the boys talking about how they've paid for the services of prostitutes, the moderator talking about how he knocked up a girl at 16 and hates his baby momma, and of course lots of racism. It's on Kick, the Twitch alternative for streamers who got banned for being sex pests that has significantly less traffic.
This is the thing that's going to make Ken rich and famous before he dies, I can just feel it.
This is the thing that's going to make Ken rich and famous before he dies, I can just feel it.
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Are you going to, I dunno, share a link/archive? Thanks, sweaty
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Sure thing. https://kick.com/onionfarmspodcast/videos/be78e5f7-a9b7-42c5-b9b3-dc150b18a44b
Ken has a thread here and comes in around an hour in. The sound is fucking horrible and they all start talking about how paying for sex is normal. Unrelated, Ken apparently works with disabled senior citizens and non-verbal autistic people.
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I tried watching the OnionFarmsPodcast, but it was just a "starting soon" screen for half an hour. Maybe it started at some point after that, I wouldn't know.
Kengle is advertising the podcast by posting a "flyer" everywhere.
The flyer is a jpeg that doesn't link to anything. You have to enter the podcast's address manually.
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The font for the link is also so bad the "K"s look more like a fucked up "R".Kengle is advertising the podcast by posting a "flyer" everywhere.
The flyer is a jpeg that doesn't link to anything. You have to enter the podcast's address manually.
