What’s your fancast for the kiwi farms movie?

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

John Goodman as AnOminous obviously
Russel brand would make a killer bargain bin Laden

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Ryan Gosling plays me obviously

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Null played by Debra Wilson
Keffals played by Gary busey
Fuck you played by timothee chalamet
Ralph played by babe the pig
Jim played by tf2 scout
Useful mistake voiced by Grey DeLisle
And I, cat tit bingo will be played by Hiroshi fujioka

 

[clara red bottoms]

Dane Cook, but he gets shot and killed by Alec Baldwin. 2 for 2 bby

 

[Lou Bega]

Michael Keaton as BBL

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

It was already filmed.

 

[Jason Wynn]

@Alex Hogendorp played by Harry Knowles
Null played by Sean Astin
@Bargain Bin Laden played by Adam Sandler
@Hollywood Hulk Hogan played by Mick Foley
@SSj_Ness (Yiffed) played by Jack Black
@SandyCat played by Timothée Chalamet
@Jason Wynn played by Warwick Davis

 

[Lou Bega]

@Alex Hogendorp played by Harry Knowles
Null played by Sean Astin
@Bargain Bin Laden played by Adam Sandler
@Hollywood Hulk Hogan played by Mick Foley
@SSj_Ness (Yiffed) played by Jack Black
@SandyCat played by Timothée Chalamet
@Jason Wynn played by Warwick Davis

Wouldn't you rather be trumpet guy?

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

reddit is malding, old pal of null, played by jeremy suarez

 

[Marc]

I can't imagine anyone beating out this guy's audition tape to portray Josh:

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

@Alex Hogendorp played by Harry Knowles
Null played by Sean Astin
@Bargain Bin Laden played by Adam Sandler
@Hollywood Hulk Hogan played by Mick Foley
@SSj_Ness (Yiffed) played by Jack Black
@SandyCat played by Timothée Chalamet
@Jason Wynn played by Warwick Davis

Those feel crazy accurate

@Illuminati Order Official played by Helmut Bakaitis
@Sundae played by Rob Schneider
@Axiom. played by the corpse of Heath Ledger in his Brokeback Mountain clothes

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

I'd be played as Johnny Depp in blackface.

 

[clara red bottoms]

I can't imagine anyone beating out this guy's audition tape to portray Josh:

Nice try. This is clearly a video of null.

 

[Meat Target]

Kiwis:

• Mel Gibson as myself
• Danny DeVito as @Badungus Kabungus
• John Cleese as @Beautiful Border
• Jeff Bridges (specifically, The Dude) as @JosephStalin
• Patrick Stewart as @make_it_so
• Pierce Brosnan as @FierceBrosnan and @Humble Architect
• Gary Busey as @Jet Fuel Johnny
• James Gandolfini as @Justice Tony
• Aaron Staton as @Local Fed

 

[We Are The Witches]

Everyone is played by SammyClassicSonicFan.

 

[dick brain]

Maisie Williams as Joshua Moon / Null
Bill Skarsgard as Christian Chandler
@The Last Stand's latest fixation as Barb
Zendaya as Isabella Jenkem
Carel Struycken as Dong Long Gone
Daron Malakian as Keffals
Jesse Plemons as Ethan Ralph
Pedro Pascal as Dax Herrera
Steve Blum as Jim Metokur
Daniel Radcliffe as Nick Rekieta
Frankie Muniz as BossManJack
Elliot Page as Nick Fuentes
Hunter Schafer as Ian Jomha
Takeshi 69 as Anisa Jomha
WingsofRedemption as Boogie1488
Boogie1488 as WingsofRedemption
Peter Dinklage as Keemstar
Bill Hader as @Stan
Lavell Crawford as @afounder
Rachel Zegler as android raptor
Jamie Brewer as @Lidl Drip
Hollywood Hulk Hogan as @Hollywood Hulk Hogan
cats as @Cats
Aubrey Plaza as Bargain Bin Laden
Zach Hadel as Donald Trump
Paul Walter Hauser as JD Vance
Josh's mom as Chantel
Christina Hendricks as Josh's mom
dick brain as Josh's mom's boyfriend
Ernest Khalimov as dick brain
Keanu Reeves as Sonichu (voice)

 

[Star Classic]

Maisie Williams as Joshua Moon / Null
Bill Skarsgard as Christian Chandler
@The Last Stand's latest fixation as Barb
Zendaya as Isabella Jenkem
Carel Struycken as Dong Long Gone
Daron Malakian as Keffals
Jesse Plemons as Ethan Ralph
Pedro Pascal as Dax Herrera
Steve Blum as Jim Metokur
Daniel Radcliffe as Nick Rekieta
Frankie Muniz as BossManJack
Elliot Page as Nick Fuentes
Hunter Schafer as Ian Jomha
Takeshi 69 as Anisa Jomha
WingsofRedemption as Boogie1488
Boogie1488 as WingsofRedemption
Peter Dinklage as Keemstar
Bill Hader as @Stan
Lavell Crawford as @afounder
Rachel Zegler as android raptor
Jamie Brewer as @Lidl Drip
Hollywood Hulk Hogan as @Hollywood Hulk Hogan
cats as @Cats
Aubrey Plaza as Bargain Bin Laden
Zach Hadel as Donald Trump
Paul Walter Hauser as JD Vance
Josh's mom as Chantel
Christina Hendricks as Josh's mom
dick brain as Josh's mom's boyfriend
Ernest Khalimov as dick brain
Keanu Reeves as Sonichu (voice)

adding onto this:
I nominate Trumpet Guy to play myself
also, Hideo Kojima as Hideo Kojima

 

[Super Malario]

Chris Pratt as myself

 

[Slav Power]

Ryan Gosling as Literally Me

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Null > Tom Hardy (in a fatsuit)
Chris > Brendan Frasier
Ralph > Peter Dinklage
Keffals > Daniel Brühl
Liz Fong Jones > Daniel Dae Kim
Nick Rekeita > Ewan McGregor
BossmanJack > Aaron Paul
YellowIsACoolColor > Henry Cavill