Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Smithfield Ham]

Shit I always assumed Drex was a black bull in their open relationship. It never occurred to me that he might have been the normal friend watching Nick spiral into drug-induced degeneracy.

I'm still like 50/50 on whether he fucked Nick's wife or not, but the fact that saw all the child neglect and cocaine and said "oh fuck no" says a lot.

 

[AnOminous]

I just hope they make him get a job. A job that has random drug testing. Maybe the person that holds the sign during road construction.

Could this wimp even hold up a sign with his noodly manorexia skelly arms?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Shit I always assumed Drex was a black bull in their open relationship. It never occurred to me that he might have been the normal friend watching Nick spiral into drug-induced degeneracy.

I'm still like 50/50 on whether he fucked Nick's wife or not, but the fact that saw all the child neglect and cocaine and said "oh fuck no" says a lot.

Normal friend to nick is someone who fucks his wife but doesnt partake in drugs.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Could this wimp even hold up a sign with his noodly manorexia skelly arms?

Someone invented this great sign that holds your arms for you.

 

[Folgers Can]

Nick is in chat for Melton’s This Little Piggy:

Boring jilted ex says boring jilted ex shit. Film at 11.



Who exactly did he just accuse of sexual assault? One of Aaron's actual IRL friends or a new iInternet "friend"? It's kinda hard to build a defamation case when there is no identifiable plaintiff.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Who exactly did he just accuse of sexual assault? One of Aaron's actual IRL friends or a new iInternet "friend"?

Vague posting faggot strikes again. Of course if he were to actually spell out a name, this would be defamation per se, since accusing someone of a crime is always harming that person's reputation and the damage is assumed.

Please Nick, keep seething and talk yourself into more defamation lawsuits.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Boring jilted ex says boring jilted ex shit. Film at 11.

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Who exactly did he just accuse of sexual assault? One of Aaron's actual IRL friends, of which Nick is jealous since he has none, or just some new iInternet "friend"? It's kinda hard to build a defamation case when there is no identifiable plaintiff.

Jesus Fucking Christ the gall of this junkie faggot. Trying to play rape cards while he is the FAGGOT THAT DRUGGED HIS OWN KID WITH COCAINE. FUCKING DIE!

 

[Pentamidine]

Boring jilted ex says boring jilted ex shit. Film at 11.

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Who exactly did he just accuse of sexual assault? One of Aaron's actual IRL friends or a new iInternet "friend"? It's kinda hard to build a defamation case when there is no identifiable plaintiff.

"Adam hit me up...I'm the one who lived it". Oh look, another attempt to control the narrative. Someone believes a passage of events that is not the Balldo Approved version so now they have to pretend to be convinced by an alcohol child doser that noooooooooo, stalker, it was AARON who gave my child cocaine which caused the false positive!

Someone asked what Nick does all day now that he's unemployed - literally this. He spends his day DMing people and trying to convince them of his version of events. And to his credit - sometimes it works. Wil Herren seems to have been taken in by it, unless he's pretending to believe Nick to keep his access or something.

This dude spends his whole day following Google Alerts for his name and searching YouTube for streams about himself or Imholte because he CANNOT STAND not having control over the narrative.

I have never known a man that acts like this, btw. This is BPD woman shit.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

unless he's pretending to believe Nick to keep his access or something.

Or is getting paid to report positively about the Rekieta family name in the local news.
Remember, Nick also approached the woman who showed up for court several times and chatted her up with his coping in the court house.

He is trying to micromanage every single person's opinion.

 

[Swole McPole]

Drex has twisted codes of conduct, but they are standards nonetheless. (Fwiw, the two people whom I know who have been involved with BDSM have almost militant rules of conduct, privacy, and behavior.)

Code 1. Don't fuck your girlfriend's children until they reach the age of consent.

 

[Stiffy]

Nick thinks pedophilia jokes are funny and weird. "jokes are hard"?
Apropos reply to that should have been "Yeah jokes are hard, but your impotent limp dick isn't"

 

[Vibralldo]

So, any recent updates about Nick that isn’t just him coping on Twitter? Has he done any shows?

Because WHAT IN THE FUCK DOES HE DO with all that time?

Man doesn’t have a job.
The trial took over a lot of his time because reasons that only makes sense to Nick, fine… Trial is over.

What the fuck does he do all day long? He can’t even fuck April, since she apparently moved out.

The man is like one of those tranny NEETs from the stinkditch sub forum, who just stay at home and play vidya all day long.

Except Nick doesn’t even do that!

Obviously driving his kids back and forth constantly to appointments all day

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Don't hold your breath. It is likely to be 18 months to 2 years and because Minnesota is so progressive, if he stays clean 6 months they likely won't even test him after, or if they do, much more relaxed.

Counterpoint, he is White and an asshole so you never know.
Nick's the kind of guy who will try every loophole imaginable before getting rooted anyways because those loopholes don't work.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick thinks pedophilia jokes are funny and weird. "jokes are hard"?
Apropos reply to that should have been "Yeah jokes are hard, but your impotent limp dick isn't"

His brain is so drug-tarded that he doesn’t realize there is no scenario in which he has the upper hand over his critics ever again. If he could fathom it he’d want to neck, but he’s a bitch and doesn’t have the guts. What a miserable existence.

LOL.

 

[Melty Butter]

Or is getting paid to report positively about the Rekieta family name in the local news.

Speaking of Wil Herren (broadly), Aaron had a mini-rant about him earlier in the week. I didn't see it clipped. (I can find the show and timestamp if anyone is keen to know.) Aaron told the story of texting with Wil on March 19 (Aaron looked at this phone and cited the date) to congratulate him for pulling back from the Rekieta/Imholte saga. Wil replied with something to the effect of, "Oh, I'm just reloading."

 

[thebigdream]

Boring jilted ex says boring jilted ex shit. Film at 11.

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Who exactly did he just accuse of sexual assault? One of Aaron's actual IRL friends or a new iInternet "friend"? It's kinda hard to build a defamation case when there is no identifiable plaintiff.

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Jesus Christ he's becoming more unintelligible by the day. If he's typing like this I can only imagine his mental state.

 

[LiquidKid]

You may luck out since in that space you get what you pay, and Nick knows more expensive is always better. She had the whole mommy makeover, including some form of labiaplasty or other vaginal work done because that nigga was thirsty for a period complaining about how they couldn't have sex. I bet sans tattoos, we'd all be in "not bad" territory at minimum.

Nick may think “expensive = better” but Nick also has zero concept of quality. If he did the full plastic surgery treatment for Kayla, she’d end up looking like Joan Rivers because of his stupidity. Don’t believe me? Consider just how shitty his taste in paintings and tattoos is

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nick thinks pedophilia jokes are funny and weird. "jokes are hard"?
Apropos reply to that should have been "Yeah jokes are hard, but your impotent limp dick isn't"

Remember “against the wall”? I ‘member. I believe Vito was one of the ones that was supposed to go up on the proverbial wall. Now Nick gobbles crumbs off attention from those same pedos who are making his own kids the butt of their jokes.

Nick may think “expensive = better” but Nick also has zero concept of quality. If he did the full plastic surgery treatment for Kayla, she’d end up looking like Joan Rivers because of his stupidity. Don’t believe me? Consider just how shitty his taste in paintings and tattoos is

Don’t you insult Lawyer Cat! That’s a masterpiece!

 

[daffodils]

Nicksucker

SEAN!

Legal opinion

Trying to attach himself to washed-up actor



Nah!

Soon!

 

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

Just stopping by after a month or two, outside of the fat and bald pedophiles' show, has Nick streamed yet?