Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Dr Bathroom]

I hate that the thing between my legs instead of a pussy is a deal breaker for most lesbians, especially since I can't afford bottom surgery.

They will never understand that lesbians like real pussy and only real pussy. They don’t want your frankentwat.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Never encountered a troon in a bathroom but I think that would be my first reaction, too.


Prison gay, of course. His heckin’ wiferino isn’t taking care of him after his brain surgery, but his mom is? Interesting.


Had kids and trooned out despite his BITCH WIFE HOLDING HIM BACK.




Not acknowledging it at all is one of my favorite reactions to troonery. Troons want screaming and fighting and begging. Nope!

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[Frankoid]

how do you even have time for transition shit with high-need neurodivergent kids. kids are everything and i can't imagine spending an ounce of effort on anything but your kids, should you have them

what am i saying, he 100% left the kids with their 'pyschopath' mother and probably sees them twice a year

 

[Paper Machete]

That dude is a really good case in favor of eugenics TBH.

 

[Drive-by Farts]

Rivera later ACK'D himself by hanging. He also ended up with a groomer chaser husband who was decades older. That's the best a HSTS can hope for, apparently. Grim.

Per Daily Fail.


He didn't pass all that well though, although far better than average. But in a staged show where there are lights and make-up and you're never really alone together for long periods of time, you don't notice the massive shoulders and thick neck and torpedo-tits on a male frame. And it was a more innocent time so no one was looking for troons.

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My thought too was that he didn’t pass, but keep in mind - we are used to troon-spotting here, and males have a tendency to be worse at interpreting faces than women. They have a harder time spotting trannies! Also White people who aren’t used to East/SE Asians or Hispanics (with more native in them than Spanish) are
sometimes tricked easier by MtFs. The men of those races do not have heavy brow ridges and have lower nose bridges, plus are smaller in stature. Also Asian/Hispanic (again meaning more Indian) sometimes have narrow hips. You all know Mexican women with this rectangle shape, saw it a lot in Asia too.



I do think these races pass better, both FtMs and MtFs but especially the MtFs. They’re generally a little more androgynous than White people. White people actually pass the worst. By a lot. White MtFs are pretty much non passing as a rule, when they on makeup they just look like they belong in a hair metal band.

 

[crab hole]

 

[Pattern Noticer]

I would not want to be one of these pro LGBT pastors on judgement day

James 3:1

Not many of you should be teachers my brothers, knowing that we will receive greater judgment.

 

[There She Glows]

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The madman really went and pulled a real life m'lady fedora tip in drag

 

[Law]

M'ma'ams. . .
A gay campground has decided that they want to keep the tuna out of their sausage buffet.

https://archive.ph/5xB97#selection-1063.10-1063.106

Grizzly Pines, a private gay campground in Texas, is facing mounting backlash from across the LGBTQ+ community—particularly from the bear community—after reaffirming and then deleting a post about a policy banning transgender men from its property.
The Navasota-based, clothing-optional campground sparked condemnation after it publicly stated on Monday that it only allows cisgender men and would not allow trans men to attend upcoming events.

That statement, posted on Trans Day of Visibility,

Careful ladies, these bears got claws

 

[Magic Pickle]

This post made me think "Mister Elizabeth" would be a funny covert way to describe someone as a tranny. Imagine: "Oh my God, did you see that Mister Elizabeth over there at the bar? Check the bathroom for cameras!"
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Deliberate Misgendering At Work​

Bit of context, I work in Healthcare, but customer service. All week has been rough, but I've managed. Today, though, things are unbearable. I'm out of my Abilify, so my mood is shot, and my coworkers keep deliberately introducing me as "Mister Elizabeth." You don't do that by accident. I know my voice doesn't pass all the time, but when you also say my name, which is CLEARLY A WOMAN'S NAME, it's deliberate. I'm so done. I want to cry.

Ain't no winnin' with these ladies: a pooner is upset because the propaganda around the bone-eroding, brain-melting medications used to obliterate a natural puberty implies that she herself is screwed up for having had an "estrogen puberty."
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Sometimes advocacy for puberty blockers makes me kinda dysphoric​

I will preface this by saying that I think this advocacy has to happen and these conversations need to be had. Getting kids the care they need is obviously more important than any feelings it may bring up for me and I’ll continue to say these things when advocating for trans kids.
That all said, like the title says, sometimes I get dysphoric hearing people talk about why they need puberty blockers. People saying if they had to go though the wrong puberty they would have killed themselves or never been happy with their bodies. And that specifically makes me feel a bit icky about my own body. I’ve been told I’ll never pass because my body is just set this way because I went through estrogen puberty. And some things will be set because of that, like I’m gonna need top surgery and my shape probably would be so pear like if I’d had puberty blockers. But even if puberty blockers were readily available I wasn’t ready to accept myself until I was an adult and my parents wouldn’t have let me take them. Idk sometime it feels like people talk about post-puberty trans bodies as permanently deformed or “marked” and yah it makes me feel kinda gross. I’m wondering if anyone else ever feels this way.

A man in a dress who wants to be called a woman while being fucked in the ass thinks he's in a position to throw stones at the man who invited him over to engage in watersports.
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I am so done with men.​

I hate my fucking network for men and dating. I went on a date with a guy a few weeks ago, he was alright, but he said he wanted to talk about something tonight. He came over to my apartment, and asked what I knew about in his own words "the kink community." I told him I know a lot of kinks, but am not a very kinky person myself. He asked how I felt about watersports. I told him it was not my thing, and he said
"Unfortunately I don't think this will work then, because I am a kinky person, and my ex wife treated me like I was disgusting for liking watersports."
In my head I said "Because it is disgusting." I didn't say it out loud. I'm just so fucking tired of men like this being in my dating pool. Goddammit.
Sorry I'm just really angry right now and need to scream into the void as it were.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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This one transitioned from German to British.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Trannies have no idea how coddled they are.

If they're truly told "no" their mind malfunctions (that can be the form of someone refusing to have language policed etc.). If the person is physically weaker than them, they get violent. If the person is physically stronger, they either get weirdly submissive and sexual or get loud to fill the space (rape accusations, autistic meltdowns, death threats etc.)

 

[Dolly Brooks]

M'ma'ams. . .
A gay campground has decided that they want to keep the tuna out of their sausage buffet.

https://archive.ph/5xB97#selection-1063.10-1063.106

Careful ladies, these bears got claws

This was posted on AskGayBros (the only gay subreddit where everyone can speak freely.) Here are a bunch of their responses. Some TRAs tried to push back but it didn’t go so well.

Spoilered because I accidentally collected too many because I thought it was funny.

Spoiler: MAKE GAY GAY AGAIN

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

If they're truly told "no" their mind malfunctions (that can be the form of someone refusing to have language policed etc.). If the person is physically weaker than them, they get violent. If the person is physically stronger, they either get weirdly submissive and sexual or get loud to fill the space (rape accusations, autistic meltdowns, death threats etc.)

>Wrong pronouns
>"Mister"
>See someone else slightly better passing than them
>Be reminded that they can just.. detrans
All of which immediately causes an ADULT "who is not sick in the head" to want to fortnite themselves

 

[Neko GF]

That dude is a really good case in favor of eugenics TBH.

Troons and Redditors in general are amazing arguments in favour of abortion, euthanasia, and many other topics. They're utterly repulsive.

 

[Xev]

how do you even have time for transition shit with high-need neurodivergent kids. kids are everything and i can't imagine spending an ounce of effort on anything but your kids, should you have them

what am i saying, he 100% left the kids with their 'pyschopath' mother and probably sees them twice a year

The wife is probably a lovely person who is only a 'psychopath' because she didn't want her children around their perverted father.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

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Happy 41% Visibility Day, KiwiFrens. Let’s celebrate by bringing visibility to our troon xothers and xisters and ask: are they feeling seen enough?
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I swear each month there's a transgender day of visibility or is it paranoia?

 

[biggacracka]

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Never encountered a troon in a bathroom but I think that would be my first reaction, too.

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Prison gay, of course. His heckin’ wiferino isn’t taking care of him after his brain surgery, but his mom is? Interesting.

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Had kids and trooned out despite his BITCH WIFE HOLDING HIM BACK.

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Not acknowledging it at all is one of my favorite reactions to troonery. Troons want screaming and fighting and begging. Nope!

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He's 41 and his mom is 81, so she had him at 40.
Yeah, no wonder that thing is full of neurological and mental issues

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I swear each month there's a transgender day of visibility or is it paranoia?

No, it's always troon day of visibility, troon day of remembrance, troon day of coming out, troon history month, troon pride day (not to be confused with regular pride day, which is also hijacked by troons)

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

how do you even have time for transition shit with high-need neurodivergent kids. kids are everything and i can't imagine spending an ounce of effort on anything but your kids, should you have them

what am i saying, he 100% left the kids with their 'pyschopath' mother and probably sees them twice a year

1: There's no proof mom's a Psychopath Troons have a habit of badmouthing exes if they don't accept their lunacy.

2: The number 1 personality trait of all troons both male and female even before AGP is Narcissism they're all narcissist how else do explain a person who puts their own feelings ahead of family, friends, and society.

 

[FinnSven]

They probably have all manner of explanations for this, but the fact that they need regular to constant “validation” over how “feminine” they now look really demonstrates that it is a fetish rather than some kind of inherent need or feature.