Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

I'll upload my responses as well.

View attachment 7175897 - Alex in his normal (normal?) voice
View attachment 7175898 - I got a decency to chimpunk the fuck out of him.

Mind you it was done in a bit of a hurry, I haven't got to make this shit sound even. Sorry.
Screaming the last word in every sentence at the top of his lungs reminds me of Chris-Chan's speech patterns.
 
I'm here. And i just made this account to talk on here.


I already went to page 329 and i just found this. This looks like a underage girl with no arms.

Lunar Eclipse Paradox mind explaining this? Explain this to me? What in the actual fuck did you draw?​

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I also found this on his VNDB account. Those look like underage anime school Girls. I have no words on what to say about this....

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You should really distance yourself from here, Alex and this all situation.

There is no scenario where you being part of this is ends better than it started.
 
His account's been banned temporarily (It's been changed to @Alex Hogendorp by moderators), but yeah, it's fucked up. I'm sorry that someone who you've been friends with for a decade turned out to be this way.
I've been friends with Betterksatez since 2015. We started out as trolls making funny troll videos.

Mylo, bud, this will go one of two ways. Much like the Highlander, there can be only one. Please have better opsec than your former friend Alex. Also, please be normal. If you aren't, well then thanks for the impending funny. Welcome to the farms either way.
I would never be friends with someone who would admit to being a pedophile.

Respect to Mylo (Comment was left under Kermisvoyager's latest Youtube Vid)

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Thank You. Thanks for informing me who Betterskatez truly is.

@MyloTheCat385 My heart goes out to you. It never feels good to find out someone you considered a friend for so long is like Alex. Try to feel better, be well.
Thank You.

Hi Mylo, I'm glad of having you here, and sorry not only for the fact of what your friend Alex truly turned out to be, but also that you had to found that out in such a manner. My heart goes out to you.

Another thing, Mylo. I would recommend you to, if you so wish, talk to staff and get a Person of Interest tag so that they can verify that it's indeed you. It's not very important, just a formality to ensure that this account is not the work of somebody else impersonating you and the like.
Ok and Thank you for informing me. I hope my other friends can stop associating with Betterskatez.

Well, "Alex is a degen pedophile" for starters. Just for future reference, if you're planning to expose anything on him you think might be remotely pornographic in nature make sure to encapsulate it in spoiler tags.
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And another thing you'll want to be mindful of is thumbnailing your images. If you don't know, copy/paste your image into the post, click it and delete it, then at the bottom of your post preview click "insert" and "thumbnail
Ok thank you.

You should really distance yourself from here, Alex and this all situation.

There is no scenario where you being part of this is ends better than it started.
I won’t even use this site. I only made this account and came just to talk to you and find evidences of my former friend Alex being a pedophile. Thank You all for informing me about Alex and have a nice day all of you. And Thank You. ❤️
 
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"I don't want to be cyberbullied!"
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Mylo's final message.

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I only used Kiwi Farms this once today and looked for proof that my former friend ‪@KermisVoyager1997‬ is indeed a pedophile. I won't even make a video about Betterskatez because people on Kiwi Farms told me to stay from Kiwi Farms and Betterskatez and that's what I'm gonna do. give me a rant request for my next video. But I won't get involved with the Betterskatez and Kiwi Farms situation anymore.
 
Mylo's final message.

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I only used Kiwi Farms this once today and looked for proof that my former friend ‪@KermisVoyager1997‬ is indeed a pedophile. I won't even make a video about Betterskatez because people on Kiwi Farms told me to stay from Kiwi Farms and Betterskatez and that's what I'm gonna do. give me a rant request for my next video. But I won't get involved with the Betterskatez and Kiwi Farms situation anymore.
Hope he can take his own advice. The subjects of the threads here thrive on drama, and they'll go out of their way to drag you into it and take you down with them. Flying a little too close to the sun with an account tied to his identity like that, but glad he made the smart choice to just bail.
 
This nigga has posted three separate times back to back on Bargain Bin Laden's old profile page :story:
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The weebshit is 天花 (tenka), or 'snow' lol.
Its a pretty weird way to say snow. The kanji means like heavenly flowers, this is 天 heaven, and 花 is flowers, pretty sure that combo usually has a Buddhist connotation, referring to the paper flowers sometimes scattered in front of images of Buddha. Normally, snow is 雪 which is Yuki.
 
Its a pretty weird way to say snow. The kanji means like heavenly flowers, this is 天 heaven, and 花 is flowers, pretty sure that combo usually has a Buddhist connotation, referring to the paper flowers sometimes scattered in front of images of Buddha. Normally, snow is 雪 which is Yuki.
I was gonna say the same. I mean the word itself makes sense, I just never hear it being used. Yuki is the one you hear, yeah, which leads me to believe even with weebshit Alex is just larping.
 
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Perplexity doesn’t want to spit out a transcript for whatever reason.
00:00:01 I can't believe it. Milo the Cat literally got sucked into believing the lies Kiwi Farms have perpetuated about me. I can't believe it. These haters really have gotten to me. I can't believe this. A friend I had for over 10 years believes this false bullshit that Kiwi Farms have perpetuated on me, okay?

00:00:31 I kept reporting my haters on YouTube, but YouTube still does nothing about it. And now we just lost a friend because of it. I am so fucking pissed off. This is fucking horseshit. You think this is the end of me? Think again. Here's the thing.

00:00:54 My father himself is very angry at Kiwi Farms over Spurg Spectating using pictures of my sister, which is of course his daughter. He told me, and he is serious about it, don't ever go on Kiwi Farms ever again. And it's because of Kiwi Farms I lost a friend, and I am not happy whatsoever. Mildacat, if you're watching this,

00:01:20 shame on you shame on you for believing these trolls shame on you for betraying me I hope the worst happens to you in the future

Mylo the cat, if you're watching this, shame on you shame on you for believing these trolls shame on you for betraying me I hope the worst happens to you in the future.
what a great friend.

@Sperg Spectating

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I am going to kill Sperg Spectating for making Mylo the Cat betray me.

Lmao. (Comment was under the post where Mylo found out that Alex admitted to being a pedophile.)

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That is a lie, they blackmailed me into saying this.
 
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Perplexity doesn’t want to spit out a transcript for whatever reason.

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Two things: first of all he’s of course angry at milo, nothing unexpected there. But apparently @Sperg Spectating has angered papa Hogendrop for using pictures of Alex’s sister.

“My daddy is REAL SUPER SERIOUS angry at you guys! Better sleep with one eye open!”

Mylo won’t be the only friend you lose after all this, Alex. Enjoy your future. You’re going to be very lonely
 
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