Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[ChromaQuack]

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In case you're wondering that was response to my VM below. Also @Flaming_Barghast fuck you I tried to impersonate da hood nigga and this what happened:
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Goddamnit remind me to never again.

>"I am coming to your house I am going to bomb you, seriously I am going to bomb the shit out of you"

The best one is going to be the "I tried to stab my dad in the face over my armless drawings and now I'm homeless" arc. Can't wait for the video of Alex screaming "BOMB YOU BOMB YOU BOMB YOU" while the cold Canadian winter winds make him shake like a bitch.

We are so close, come on Alex!

 

[PaperRoads]

I stole Alex's art style lol

 

[Dead Lion]

I stole Alex's art style lol

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Still somehow better because the hair doesn’t look like it was made with crayola fuckin’ model magic.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I stole Alex's art style lol

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The face kills me every single time.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Liquid Alex be like:
"I enjoy consensual relationships with normal adult women who have all their limbs."

"I don't want to be cyberbullied!"


"Ha! You lie! So why are you still here then? Why do you continue to post while your friends betray you? Why did you come back here? Well... I'll tell you then. You enjoy all the cyberbullying, that's why."

 

[The Cunting Death]

Hey Alex, sweetie, remember you're responsible for at least two lolcow threads. That's two more than me!

Don't act like you're the victim. Reddit isn't going to like the fact you were also a KF user for 4 years.

 

[DickMain]

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"I don't want to be cyberbullied!"

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"Ha! You lie! So why are you still here then? Why do you continue to post while your friends betray you? Why did you come back here? Well... I'll tell you then. You enjoy all the cyberbullying, that's why."

"...what..!"

"Are you denying it? Haven't you already bullied most of my comrades?"
"That was..!"

Spoiler: Haha... I watched your face while you did it.

"It was filled with the joy of cyberbullying. There's a faggot inside you, brother."

 

[Xev]

Exactly. This retard was here for years laughing at other retards. He doesn't get to invoke the sympathy card just because his opsec is dog shit. Also, not every person who gets phone booked gets made fun of, only the problematic ones.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

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"I don't want to be cyberbullied!"

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"Ha! You lie! So why are you still here then? Why do you continue to post while your friends betray you? Why did you come back here? Well... I'll tell you then. You enjoy all the cyberbullying, that's why."

"My sword is a tool for amputating the limbs of children!"

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

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"I don't want to be cyberbullied!"

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"Ha! You lie! So why are you still here then? Why do you continue to post while your friends betray you? Why did you come back here? Well... I'll tell you then. You enjoy all the cyberbullying, that's why."

This whole post took me out lmao. Let's not give the dingus an inflated ego here; He's nowhere near any of the snakes.

 

[PaperRoads]

Hello @MyloTheCat385, if you want proof of Betterskatez's pedophilia, go to these posts 1 & 2.

 

[MyloTheCat385]

I'm here. And i just made this account to talk on here.

Hello @MyloTheCat385, if you want proof of Alex's pedophila, go to these posts 1 & 2

I already went to page 329 and i just found this. This looks like a underage girl with no arms.

Lunar Eclipse Paradox mind explaining this? Explain this to me? What in the actual fuck did you draw?​

Spoiler: possibly NSFW

I also found this on his VNDB account. Those look like underage anime school Girls. I have no words on what to say about this....

Spoiler: definitely NSFW

 

[PaperRoads]

I'm here. And i just made this account to talk on here.


I already went to page 329 and i just found this. This looks like a underage girl with no arms.

Lunar Eclipse Paradox mind explaining this? Explain this to me? What in the actual fuck did you draw?​

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I also found this on his VNDB account. Those like underage anime school Girls. I have no words on what to say about this....

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His account's been banned temporarily (It's been changed to @Alex Hogendorp by moderators), but yeah, it's fucked up. I'm sorry that someone who you've been friends with for a decade turned out to be this way.

 

[Xev]

Mylo, bud, this will go one of two ways. Much like the Highlander, there can be only one. Please have better opsec than your former friend Alex. Also, please be normal. If you aren't, well then thanks for the impending funny. Welcome to the farms either way.

 

[Sheikh]

Mylo, bud, this will go one of two ways. Much like the Highlander, there can be only one. Please have better opsec than your former friend Alex. Also, please be normal. If you aren't, well then thanks for the impending funny. Welcome to the farms either way.

Two halals for the price of one is a great deal for any God-fearing man

 

[PaperRoads]

Respect to Mylo (Comment was left under Kermisvoyager's latest Youtube Vid)

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[Xev]

Two halals for the price of one is a great deal for any God-fearing man

Yeah I'm giving him the benefit of a doubt because newfag but dude shows up here announcing who he is and apparently reusing his username. That rarely turns out well. Why not just read the OP and lurk then fuck off? Or, maybe make an account but be anonymous as suggested when making an account here. We shall see. Love me a BOGO as well.

 

[CallmeCicada]

@MyloTheCat385 My heart goes out to you. It never feels good to find out someone you considered a friend for so long is like Alex. Try to feel better, be well.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I would never be friends with someone who would admit to being a pedophile.

Hi Mylo, I'm glad of having you here, and sorry not only for the fact of what your friend Alex truly turned out to be, but also that you had to found that out in such a manner. My heart goes out to you.

Another thing, Mylo. I would recommend you to, if you so wish, talk to staff and get a Person of Interest tag so that they can verify that it's indeed you. It's not very important, just a formality to ensure that this account is not the work of somebody else impersonating you and the like.

 

[DickMain]

I also found this on his VNDB account. Those look like underage anime school Girls. I have no words on what to say about this....

Well, "Alex is a degen pedophile" for starters. Just for future reference, if you're planning to expose anything on him you think might be remotely pornographic in nature make sure to encapsulate it in spoiler tags. The entire site is considered safe-for-work, so just keep it in mind if you're browsing around.

And another thing you'll want to be mindful of is thumbnailing your images. If you don't know, copy/paste your image into the post, click it and delete it, then at the bottom of your post preview click "insert" and "thumbnail

Spoiler: A spoiler'd image

And most importantly have fun. Just mind your manners, don't start slapfights with people, don't post about porn (unless it's strictly related to a person or event of interest that you feel needs documented and discussed), and you probably won't end up like Alex.