Want some fucking disgusting islamic shit? You want to see the things I've fucking seen? I will take a shot of gin every new kink, mostly to fucking deal with the images I have seen. Be fucking thankful I cannot be bothered to find these things again, this is a threat.
Yes. Slapping your balls with a big black dildo is a thing that a decent amount of trannies do online, seemingly almost exclusive to that community. 'plapping' is what you get when your porn addicted brain no longer feels any satisfaction from that giant cock, your asshole is so loose and thoroughly ruined that not even the biggest of anatomically correct horse cock dildos can even touch the side again. Once your asshole has been gaped to the point that 'hallways and hotdogs' is more akin to 'hotdogs and the fucking grand canyon' then of course you're going to turn to something more normal. Most of these people are already deep in the 'bnwo' (black new world order (nigger supremacy fetishism)) kink. Think the average hardcore coalchasing snowbunny, but fat balding and male. The true civil rights activists of this century, make sure that no matter how fucked up they are, no black man will ever be an incel. The bnwo shit is already retarded enough and would be funny if it wasn't as sad as it is. But no. This is one step further. Lock your cock up in a tiny chastity cage, very specifically one where your balls stick out your body further than your cock. Pretty easy if you're trans, hrt helps with that a lot. Now imaging you're a carpenter, maybe one of those council workers that go and rip out the old shit from a fucked up council house just tear everything out with a sledgehammer. Now imagine your balls are the nail and the massive dildo is your hammer. Go buck fucking wild mate. You aint having kids anyway. Mirror'd tell you that anyway. You don't need them things. So go buck fucking wild. Slap your balls until you're a quivering mess and your body just about confuses that slapping as being against whatever the fuck a woman's gooch is called and just about let's you dribble the thin watery shit that, while technically cum, looks like you've just fucking pissed yourself. Then because that isn't humiliating enough make sure you record that and post that shit online for everyone else to see and call you a pathetic faggot because your sex life is so fucked up that you can no longer even imagine having anything close to what any normal person might consider 'normal' sex. When your cock's an inch hard from the hrt and your asshole's looser than even the cheapest whore's pussy how else are you meant to cum?
Bottoms up lads. What's next. What in the depths of gooner twitter have I seen? What image should I plant in your brain next? You want to know something that has genuinely stayed in my brain? I was there in the same websites as you guys probably were. I've seen 2g1c, goatsy, jarman, 4kids1screwdriver (I think it was called at least). I've seen police bodycam and the generic gore shit. There's one specific image that's stayed in my fucking mind though. Not quite as transcentric as plapping and bnwo shit is. But sounding. Niche kink already. But as with most fetishes eventually the base kink isn't good enough anymore. So what do you do? You take another shot obviosly. Sounding too boring? Simple. Certain chastity cages come with catheters built in. Someone decided that they would take one of those cages and put the key in a timed lockbox for several days. Yea so do you know what happens if you don't change a catheter in a medical setting? You get fucking fired and potentially prosectued for it. So when you unlock your chastity cage and remove the catheter it doesn't come out nice and clean like all the pornos show. Instead it comes out first with a thin runny squirt of blood diluted in precum. And then it's followed by what I can only describe as the closest thing to witnessing a nurgle daemon's orgasm. A putrid pale green-yellow thick puss that leaks out of your infected urethra. Ever have a woman in your life get a uti? Has she ever said it was pleasant? The answer is no, unless you're dating botfly girl. Now imagine signing up for that yourself. Imagine leaving something inside your cock for so long that when you remove it the fluid that spews out makes even the most disgusting unwashed smegma cock look like a fucking delicious treat in comparison. Because I can fucking imagine it. I can see it. I can see that guy wiping the bloody puss that leaked out of his cock.
Want something more normal? Something less disgusting? Something that is less disgusting and more just fucking baffling. Milk. Nose. Yea. That's a fetish. That's somehow a fetish. Imagine cia waterboarding but they found out you were lactose intolerant and you somehow really enjoyed it. How the fuck these things are invented god only knows. But I have seen many a Japanese woman injecting fucking milk into her nose. Just shoot a syringe worth of milk straight up your nostril until it starts leaking out your mouth. There's three ways I can take this, three fetishes this can segue into. Want to go on a little choose your own path adventure? Pick one, then the other two because bombay sure as shit aren't sponsoring this.
Congrats, the most confusing and disgusting one. I'm lactose intolerant. Still drink milk because I'm not a pussy. Ever wanted to skip the part where you get a nice refreshing glass of milk, maybe a nice pizza or hot chocolate? Ever wanted to skip right to the part where you violently shit yourself? The internet is a wonderful invention that can solve all your problems. See the problem with these lactose faggots is they put the milk in the wrong way. See you're going to be shitting that right out, so why even bother trying to put it through your digestive tract. Fast track that cunt and just boof a gallon of good ol Betty's finest udder juices. There is a grand total of one person who does this online that I have seen. Everyone thinks they're a cute woman. I have one word, begins with a T, 6 letters though. Taiwan. Someone who once a month or so will fill their ass with litres of only the finest blue cap and walk out in public. And just lets it out. Just goes in to some bus shelter, maybe an old run down train station or sport ball court. And just larps as if they are god delivering the great flood to a civilisation of lactose intolerant ants. Most people say that america defends Taiwan so ardently because it's the right thing to do. People with a brain will say it's because they have a financial incentive to protect one of the few major semiconductor factories outside of China, guess which other I country has the other major factory 
. But real men. The real men amongst us, the proper free fucking thinkers the men who don't need no fucking paper or newsanchor cunt to tell us what to do, we know that we must protect the Taiwanese transgender milk enema industry from the country that banned femboys. The entirety of the american milk industry is proped up by my very fucking confused boner. I just want you to imagine for a second. Taiwan is pretty warm and humid, perfect for rot. I want you to imagine the smell of rotting bad milk combined with the smell of someone's ass left out for days. I want you to imagine you have an outdoor cat (and it doesn't get eaten by the locals) or maybe you walk your dog on a long leash. You notice your dog licking something from the floor or milk dripping from your cat's snout when he gets home. Ehh someone probably just dropped a bottle of milk and it broke, maybe someone left some out for your cat. Then you open twitter only to recognise the location of that video and that that milk that's now inside your pet's stomach and dripped all over your flooring came from a random transgender's asshole. Don't worry though, it's relatively clean. It's only slightly discoloured. Just give me a few paragraphs ok?
Now for the most disturbing one, the only fetish thing that I have ever seen and thought 'this should just be fucking illegal if it isn't already'. Nose fetishists. Remember when you were a kid you'd push your thumb into your nose, stick your tongue out and wave your fingers around. Yea well some people are waving their fingers around somewhere else while doing that. You know how some porn artists draw armpits like vaginas? Imagine that but for your nose. Push the tip up and inwards as much as possible and leave that sweet little nussy all cute and exposed ready for daddies cummies uwu. The thing that I always see from these fucking accounts is not exactly that the fetish itself but the fact that it seems to be always fucking random unconsenting people. There are accounts out there right now scouring tv shows to find random women getting their noses fucked with and coalescing those images into fetish accounts. Yea so I said 'remember doing something similar as a kid' for a reason. For whatever fucking reason, maybe because asian women can be 6 and look 30 and visa versa, but so many of these fucking accounts seem genuinely paedophilic. I assume they're probably not, just because I doubt a tv show would put a child in any of these positions. But that doesn't make them look any less like real life children.
Now for one account that gets passed around a lot in tranny circles, open the comments on any of their stuff and I'd say 50% of the people have that beautiful tranny flag in their bio somewhere. Something so hilariously delusional it's hard to fathom people can believe it. What's the most you've ever came? Maybe couple tablespoons at most? Remember the pony jar? Months and months of cumming into a jar and even then it's not a single pony figure deep (about a toe deep for all you foot fucker americans that dont understand real scientific measurements). Porn's easy. Any average joe can go shove a dildo up their ass nowadays. No skill needed. Just a high fiber diet . That's what we call foreshadowing. Czechov's diarrhea if you will. How do you stand out? Shove a big cock up your ass? Well we're not on the abdl shit yet so no. Maybe professional quality and lighting. Well your phone right now probably has a better camera than what most of the best films ever made were shot on. Instead you do the third fucking milk injection based fetish. You have 4 proper holes. Already talked about boofing and snorting milk. Milk in the mouth isn't a fetish unless you have the strangest relationship with big lass maggie. You've got one hole left. Sometimes I feel like my cock becomes a powerwasher or firehose. Ever worked in retail? You know those suckers that go wrrrrrrrrr like circular and shit and they can spray water or suck it? That's your cock. Start sucking. But not in the normal dick sucking way. Don't suck the dick, make the dick suck. Piss as much as you can and fill your bladder with milk. I do not know what it is with asians and milk. I assume it's some deep seated political message about how they can overcome lactose intolerance by coming over it. But those fuckers they love milk. Now you just sit back and relax as one of those dildo machines go to town on your ass. Just piss a bit of milk every once in a while and if your audience is dumb enough it'll look like you're cumming. Do that several times until you've got maybe a pint glass full. And yea. You stand out. What stands out more is all the comments from mostly transgenders that would probably love to lecture you about biology and how actually -1^0.5=i is true and therefore let me inject your kids with drugs. So many people begging for the 'secret' on how to 'cum' a pint. I do not know how porn rotted your brain has to be to see someone cum a total fluid volume several times the volume of your balls and prostate and dick all combined and think that you're just sticking the cock in the wrong way.
Ever seen those hardcore weeb rooms with 50 piss bottles all stacked up and ever thought that those rooms looked like they smelled lovely? No. You haven't. Imagine if you smoked some meth and walked into one of those rooms holding a gas mask and one of those water bongs and got to work. I do not know how the fuck they work. But there's a fetish for putting the breathing tube of a gas mask into a bottle of piss. Essentially people have a fetish for being forced to inhale the smell of a retirement home. Somehow less respectable than just chugging the piss like a real man.
There was a feature a few days ago about grummz and his lesbian wrestling shit. Kinda degenerate but hard for me to really give a shit about. Real men know that actually lesbians wresting is child's play. Real men make sure they're wresting in fields of manure. Ever walk through a farmer's field in late winter or so, when there's that nice ripe pile of steaming cow shit that fucks up the entire village's noses and makes it impossible to open your windows for a week? Ever walked by there and thought actually I'm going to start the next wwe? Because several people have.
Maybe that's too vanilla for you. I get that feeling. I can hardly cum if the woman hasn't shoved at least 4 clementines or 3 oranges up her snatch. Sometimes simply wrestling in shit isn't good enough for you. Diaper fetishism. Because hey we're all getting old some day and you might as well get used to it and condition your brain to enjoy it while it still works. But that's surface level, even on the wider internet most people know about abdl shit. It's relevant and on topic because most of them are trannies anyway. Shitting yourself is already gross enough. But why keep it to yourself. Why just shit yourself when you can shit someone else instead. There are people who are shitting themselves in a diaper and instead of throwing it away they give it to their loving friend who puts it on. Because sharing really is caring and I care about you guys so much :3. There's a key detail I didn't mention. Want to take a guess first?
I never said it was going on their waist. Yep. Because putting on someone elses diaper on normally isnt gross enough. I don't think even whatever sand nigger group is the current big bad terrorist group would put a fucking soiled diaper on someone's face. Yet here we are. People doing it and getting off to it. Apparently the german autoerotic asphyxiation guy wasn't just aspirational but something to one up. I'm not a parent, god knows I'd rather be reading my kid a bed time story than reading my favourite nz ornithologists one. But I would rather scrape off my child's brain from the walls with nothing but my hands than scrape the fetid shit from the face of his corpse. Admittedly no one has died from it. But somehow worse than just normal scat fetishists.
Speaking of which. One video sticks in my brain pretty heavily. Ever walked into a public toilet and thought that it looked like someone just stood on the toilet and didn't even try to shit in the toilet and just sprayed it everywhere instead? Yea. There's a non 0 chance that's what happened. One video. Let me try to describe it. There's a pub special urinal, the trough type, there's a ledge above it about chest height. There's a guy squatting on that ledge, assistant comes in from the side with a large syringe of water and injects it into this guys ass. As the camera pans from being centered on the guys asshole to being a wider shot the guy's filters completely fuck up. Sorry should mention, trans. And his filters fuck up, gains about 20kg and face becomes much less soft and rounded and more masculine lol. And then you forget about it because he starts spraying a brown liquid over everything. Over the urinal and the walls and floor. Coats everything in brown water from his ass.
Maybe spraying liquid shit out your ass is too straight forward for you though. I forget exactly why. But there's one guy on twitter that has ibs or some shit like that. It's a serious medical condition that makes producing scat porn almost impossible. But it's ok. Nothing will hold my nigga down. He's resilient. He's found the work around. What you need to do is shit in a tupperware container, stick that in the freezer until it's solid, chop up your frozen shit into little fingers. Then when you're ready you slide those shitcubes back into your ass, you shit back into your own ass, and then you wait for it to defrost and now you've got a scat porno ready to record. Why wait to shit yourself or whatever when you can just put the shit in there yourself? Truly innovative if you ask me.
Something I refuse to believe was real. So many fucking people retweeted this earlier this year. Someone decided that it would be a good idea to mummify themselves. That's a pretty common bondage kink. But that's too normal for this far down in the post. When I say mummify I mean they fucking committed to it. So much so they make those buddhists look like pussies. Instead of simply wrapping yourself in tape for an hour and cumming or whatever. This person decided that actually they would spend
21 FUCKING DAYS completely immobilised. I mean full on breathing tubes down the nose, catheter and pissbag, and daily enemas. They apparently quit after 7 days. I refuse to believe that that's real. Being that completely immobilised for even a few hours would become searingly painful, doing so for days is even further than what torturers would do. I refuse that you could do that without fucking dying from some sort of blood clot or some shit like that. But hey. There's your gooner fetish. Being unable to move at all for an entire fucking week. All the time pissing through a catheter and having to do enemas to shit. How that's enjoyable god only fucking knows.
And the worst thing I've ever seen conceptually. Eating shit is obviously gross. But there's one niche that brings us almost fully back to the start. Why eat shit with your mouth? Once again you've got more holes than just your mouth
. And yea. They do. This video is also a transgender. However very firmly post twink death, though would probably not have been a twink in the first place. A 40 year old asian salaryman in a wig and dress. He's standing above a man laying on the ground and begins to shit on his face. He then proceeds to basically kick the shit into this guys nose until its completely stuffed inside. If covid was just a bad cold then this guy was probably immune to that years before it was ever a problem. The rest of the shit is then forced into this guy's mouth and considering he has no way to breathe through his nose is forced to eat. Just the visual image of someone with their nose plugged up with shit and the mental image of what that would both smell and feel like are certainly things you don't forget.
So to recap. Beating your balls with a bbc dildo because you fetishise being beaten by black people and becoming infertile. Leaving a catheter in for a week without changing it to the point your cock leaks disgusting yellow puss. Fetishised waterboarding but with milk. Spraying out a milk enema in public. An exposed nostril fetish that is seemingly normally unaware/unconsentual. Filling your bladder with milk and fooling retarded twitter gooners into thinking you can ejaculate a pint of cum. Inhaling the stench of piss for hours on end. Lesbians wrestling in fields of manure. Putting on an already shitted diaper, sometimes on your face. Spraying out an enema all over a public bathroom. Freezing, storing, then later inserting shit into your own ass to be able to make scat porn on command. Mummifying yourself for an entire week straight. And stuffing shit in your nose to the point you can't even breathe from it.
Trust me. The goonhole goes deeper than you could imagine.
And if you're wondering. A mixture between certain latex fetishists/cosplayers retweeting the more vanilla shit and me and a friend sending each other shit for shock value. Seriously just go on thisvid and I promise you you will see someone's hairy asshole taking a shit without even scrolling.
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