Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"Nick Rekieta
R.I.P.
You can cum here. He said it was ok"

Nick Rekieta "It's okay if Vito Urinates here"

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Well. The last major report had him drinking during Karoke night at the local VFW and having debit card payments for it get rejected.

There is no particular reason to be credulous about any of these "reports", though. I assume he's simply drinking at home

Wil Herren seems to have been taken in by it, unless he's pretending to believe Nick to keep his access or something.

Or is getting paid to report positively about the Rekieta family name in the local news.

Wil is a weatherman for a station in Louisiana.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Someone invented this great sign that holds your arms for you.
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He already thought this problem through:

Just stopping by after a month or two, outside of the fat and bald pedophiles' show, has Nick streamed yet?

I was just thinking "how can Kiwi Farms summarize Rekieta for Walda who hasn't been by for a month or two." I think someone might be working on a thread about Nicholas Robert Rekieta where this information could be summarized and relayed to others.

 

[Captain Manning]

SEAN!

What has @Potentially Criminal been wrong about during the whole thing? I struggle to think of a certain thing. He's been pretty bang on about everything.

Also, Sean, did you collect that £20 you were owed for being right that Nick wouldn't get jail time?

 

[AltisticRight]

Boring jilted ex says boring jilted ex shit. Film at 11.

He's off the rails again.
Or back on, depending on the type of rail.

Just stopping by after a month or two, outside of the fat and bald pedophiles' show, has Nick streamed yet?

No.

 

[DickMain]

He's off the rails again.
Or back on, depending on the type of rail.

I didn't think he'd be able to bust out the Mastercard after putting the house up, but he sure showed me I guess.

 

[Melty Butter]

I didn't think he'd be able to bust out the Mastercard after putting the house up, but he sure showed me I guess.

I found it interesting that despite all his chats on Melton's show, this was the only one featured on screen, and it's for free:

Nick might be a little cash-poor after visiting Great Wolf Lodge, then to Los Angeles, and going to the VFA for karaoke (when a card was, apparently, declined).

 

[DickMain]

Nick might be a little cash-poor after visiting Great Wolf Lodge, then to Los Angeles, and going to the VFA for karaoke (when a card was, apparently, declined).

DECLINED
COPING
SEETHING

 

[3MMA]

Boring jilted ex says boring jilted ex shit. Film at 11.

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Boxing coach, eh? Lmfao that Noodle Arms Nick actually entertained the idea of devoting his life to boxing, getting good enough to coach a little, all because he D E S P E R A T E L Y misses The Pugilist. His pugilist, Aaron will always be the pugilist in Cuck’s mind. He ‘s so obsessed with Toe that he’s become a bore about it.

He already thought this problem through:
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Someone invented this great sign that holds your arms for you.
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I’m on a kick where I add a set of bugged out Drex eyes, looking down on Cuck from elsewhere, as if those buggy eyes were screaming “WTF ya doing you stupid fuckin white bread ass niggah. Man.” Not sure if it works because the bugginess can look like he’s judging Nick, (which is what I’m going for) but Drex has them hungry eyes, so it may give off a mixed message.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Is there any receipt for him being at such bar or it's just "trust me bro it happened" a blurry pic of Nick at bar or something?

 

[thebigdream]

Is there any receipt for him being at such bar or it's just "trust me bro it happened" a blurry pic of Nick at bar or something?

Given that Nick thinks we should trust him by his word alone that he wasn't neglecting his kids, I choose to believe any and all unsubstantiated rumours from others too because apparently whatever a person believes about a situation is fact.

I heard that after Nick's card was declined, he shit his pants, then scooped the shit out and ate it in front of horrified onlookers. You might find it hard to believe, but it's my head-canon now and only I know the truth of things.

 

[demicolon]

As Gobermental puts it, Lowtax wasn't doing drugs next to his kids or giving them drugs while engaging in orgies with weird strangers in the next room over all hours of the night.
He wasn't putting them actively in dangerous situations every day while neglecting their basic needs.
Lowtax looked like father of the year compared to Rekieta

Uhh... as far as we know. He left his wife with keedz alone for a month while he drove out to Utah to fuck a crazy BPD groupie he later brought into his home. He left them with no money, no documents, no food, no nothing, so baby momma did the logical step of running away to a battered wife shelter.
He was constantly high on a mix of painkillers, booze, benzos and probably Adderall.
He went nuclear on his kids when they questioned his association with Bogan Lay.
He let a tranny pornstar shit on his dinner table.
He left 2 of his daughters alone with Uncle Schmorky, repeatedly. One of them iirc was wetting the bed and having nightmares.
He manhandled all 3 of his wives, probably with children present.
He could never take anything seriously and would turn everything into a joke with his faggy squeaky helium voice and Eraserhead makeup, imagine how goddamn annoying having someone like that be your father. Kinda like Nick.
He left his kids zip nada inheritance, purposefully spend it all to piss off the divorce court but left them his mommy who'd make their lives hell if she didn't croak soon after.
LowT did not drug up his kids but I'm struggling to find more positives over Rekieta, despite that his 3 daughters missed him after he shot himself.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Is there any receipt for him being at such bar or it's just "trust me bro it happened" a blurry pic of Nick at bar or something?

I choose to believe it because his debit card being declined is so weirdly specific. Like, his credit cards are all maxed out, and now his checking account is down to zero. It’s just… so Nick.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

I choose to believe it because his debit card being declined is so weirdly specific. Like, his credit cards are all maxed out, and now his checking account is down to zero. It’s just… so Nick.

On one hand, it's Aaron. Someone could easily be trolling the doofus.

On the other hand, it's Nick. It's all on the table. We wonder what he does with his time (when not giving his kids' college money to CP advocates and the like), we can speculate he spent all the money trying to build an Aarondroid or got taken in by an MLM because anything is possible with Lord Rackets. It's always worse than what we can see, with surprises everywhere - note the "brown substance" found in the bedroom by police has yet to be identified. With Rickity Rackets, it could be anything from low grade heroin to a failed attempt as synthesizing Molly to even jenkem. It's all on the fucking table with him.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

I found it interesting that despite all his chats on Melton's show, this was the only one featured on screen, and it's for free:
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Nick might be a little cash-poor after visiting Great Wolf Lodge, then to Los Angeles, and going to the VFA for karaoke (when a card was, apparently, declined).

how often does he chat without donating? are the purse strings really tightening? how EMBARRASSING

 

[LiquidKid]

LowT did not drug up his kids but I'm struggling to find more positives over Rekieta, despite that his 3 daughters missed him after he shot himself.

Pretty sure his kids were never left starving and wearing dirty clothes to the point that their first question to police raiding their home was “could I get clean clothes.”
Prior to the positive Coke test, that was the most fucked up moment in all of this

 

[AltisticRight]

I found it interesting that despite all his chats on Melton's show, this was the only one featured on screen, and it's for free:
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Nick might be a little cash-poor after visiting Great Wolf Lodge, then to Los Angeles, and going to the VFA for karaoke (when a card was, apparently, declined).

His month of March gibs to the fat nonce also dropped sharply too, laying more credence to that "Dan" person's claim of his debit cards being declined.

Debit card.
He has $0 in savings?

The only man in the sektur without a KNU. No topless Kayla images for you, skelly.

 

[demicolon]

Pretty sure his kids were never left starving and wearing dirty clothes to the point that their first question to police raiding their home was “could I get clean clothes.”

Function of having a wife that actually does something around the house instead of watching Star Trek all day in bed zonked out on Xanax? According to Mandy all Richard did was laying around watching some stupid VHS tapes from the 90s. Nick also didn't left his kids alone with a diaperfur pedophile (yeah, Drex, I know).

 

[Red Frida]

Function of having a wife that actually does something around the house instead of watching Star Trek all day in bed zonked out on Xanax? According to Mandy all Richard did was laying around watching some stupid VHS tapes from the 90s. Nick also didn't left his kids alone with a diaperfur pedophile (yeah, Drex, I know).

Isn't Shmorky 4 ft 11?

 

[demicolon]

What has @Potentially Criminal been wrong about during the whole thing? I struggle to think of a certain thing. He's been pretty bang on about everything.

He was wrong about how many sandwitches in one sitting he could eat