Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[A. G. Peak]

A few clips from today's stream.

"No one called me a slur, no one called me a pedophile, no one called me a groomer. No one said 41%... But when they heard the name Clara Sorrenti, they called me a hero, and that happened multiple times."

Spoiler: Transcript

Like, I was unplugged for almost an entire year, and I forgot what it was like to just hang out with normal people who are not terminally online. 'Cause here was the thing, right? Um, you know, I would go out to events in Dublin and, uh, Belfast and like, all over Ireland, and-No one called me a slur, no one called me a pedophile, no one called me a groomer. No one said 41%. There was none of that. No one did that.

But when they heard the name Clara Sorrenti, they called me a hero, and that happened multiple times. Because for most normal people, when they heard about what I went through, they thought it was fucking harrowing.

Keffals warns that he'll ban anyone who reveals his viewer count for a week. His only goal with the stream is to make enough money to pay for therapy.

Spoiler: Transcript

But yeah, no, uh, just to go back to what I was saying, like, I'm doing things completely differently than how I used to. Like, for instance, and I'm saying this with complete sincerity, so if you actually tell me, I am going to ban you from the chat for an entire week.

I do not know what my viewer count is, and I don't care. I have not had viewer count turned on since I came back to streaming. I got s- My metric now for how good a stream is, is how active the chat is, and how many donations I get. I am not chasing viewership. I want to build community. I don't care how big or small it is. If people find something of value here, I'm happy.

But I am not going to go out of my way to chase numbers. I don't give a shit. My goal of coming back is to have enough money to pay for therapy. That is my only goal. To be honest, to be real, that's it. That's my goal.

I love this community. I loved the content I did before things got miserable. I'm here so I can work on my mental health. That is what the donations and the gifts to this stream pay for. So I've appreciated every dollar since I came back.

Keffals wants it known that he's a haver of sex.

Spoiler: Transcript

"Four partners, though?" Yeah, it's kinda weird, 'cause people used to call me an incel, but actually, like, uh, I have a lot of sex, uh, actually. I'm pretty good. I'm doing good for myself. (laughs) I'm- yeah, I'm an outcel. (laughs)

 

[Neil]

Keffals reflects on the traumatic events of 2022, explaining that discussing them in detail can trigger emotional distress. He shares that he is actively working on his mental health with a therapist and is focused on moving forward rather than dwelling on the past. He reveals that he has begun writing a book to share his side of the story and clarify public misunderstandings, highlighting how chaotic and surreal the situation was, including an anecdote involving Chelsea Manning. Overall, he hopes to begin a new, healthier chapter in life and reconnect meaningfully with his audience.

Lucas is still trying to be internet famous? Gee, I thought after the 16th declaration that he's leaving the internet for good to "touch grass" and settle down with whatever troon he's banging in Ireland that he'd finally fuck off for once.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

>tranny makes fake fart videos, scams people for drug money and fails to kill his mortal enemy
>gets owned so hard that he flees the internet (again) and has PTSD LOL
>comes back (again) because he needs that dopamine hit
>"I would like to move on... from the past."

well no fuckin shit you would Lucas, maybe think about your promising future colonizing the Sun

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

he's balding

 

[Something Awful]

Thinking about some North Korean serfs funding da resistance with bitcoin and nodding sagely.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Keffals reflects on the traumatic events of 2022, explaining that discussing them in detail can trigger emotional distress

And yet, curiously, all he ever does is bring these events up.

"This is probably the first stream where someone had their tits out troubleshooting linux."
Pretty sure landwhale Randi Harper was doing that over a decade ago but yeah, pat yourself on the back for doing something boring.

Also pretty sure the gooners who frequent Twitch don't really care what the titty streamer they're watching is actually doing, but of course our boy has to continue his 'not like the other girls' LARP.

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Thinking about some North Korean serfs funding da resistance with bitcoin and nodding sagely.

I image [sic] if I lived under a real totalitarian government then I wouldn't have the unrestricted Internet access I'd need to run a crypto underground in the first place.

I'd also like a citation on Lucas's claim that the majority of crypto activity is scams. I have no idea either way, but I think the majority of people use it as intended and it's the media sensationalising rugpulls that makes it seem like it's mostly retards losing their life savings on DogeCoin.

 

[NoReturn]

AI summary: Keffals reflects on the traumatic events of 2022, explaining that discussing them in detail can trigger emotional distress. He shares that he is actively working on his mental health with a therapist and is focused on moving forward rather than dwelling on the past. He reveals that he has begun writing a book to share his side of the story and clarify public misunderstandings, highlighting how chaotic and surreal the situation was, including an anecdote involving Chelsea Manning. Overall, he hopes to begin a new, healthier chapter in life and reconnect meaningfully with his audience.

This may sound random, but I promise it's not.
If this were the pre-Chanology era, I GUARANTEE YOU Keffals would be targeted for recruitment by Scientology. Guarantee it. Everything in this clip is a giant "Recruit me for dianetics!" flag. It's almost scary. It's like every key concept they are told to look for, listed one after another.

 

[Oliver Onions]

If this were the pre-Chanology era, I GUARANTEE YOU Keffals would be targeted for recruitment by Scientology. Guarantee it.

Troons are a cult in their own right so I don't doubt it, although maybe Heaven's Gate would be the better comparison given the high mortality rate.

 

[Captain Retard]

And yet, curiously, all he ever does is bring these events up.

How else would our dear cow trigger pity donations? The streams are BORING.

 

[Captain Retard]

Huh. So Keffals admits that she returned in order to milk the community for therapy bills.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Keffals explains why he changed the name of his Discord from Catboy Ranch to Wigglercord.

“I deliberately gave it a pedo-sounding name, but unfortunately some people took that to mean it was a pedo thing. This is everyone’s fault but mine.”

 

[Punished Neco]

Keffals has nightmares about how they lost the ability to ratio people, Keffals has never quite been the same since February 2023

Sucks to suck!

 

[Something Awful]

Haha yeah, dating severely retarded people is so funny.



Hilarious. I have to note that the -oid suffix is traditionally used to signify something superficially resembling a thing while not actually being the thing (e.g. humanoid, planetoid), so I suppose Lucas is in fact a passoid.



Yeah. We know. The Kiwi Farms remembers Lucy (the chihuahua Lucas "allegedly" tried to rape after being groomed online by furries).

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Hilarious. I have to note that the -oid suffix is traditionally used to signify something superficially resembling a thing while not actually being the thing (e.g. humanoid, planetoid), so I suppose Lucas is in fact a passoid.

If he tells conservatives his pronouns are he/him, they won’t know, because it took him nearly 20 minutes to say the sentence and they got bored and left.

 

[Captain Retard]

If he tells conservatives his pronouns are he/him, they won’t know, because it took him nearly 20 minutes to say the sentence and they got bored and left.

Ι am fairly certain that it is a low effort bait from our dear cow. I don't care if the cow passes or not (though the cow and any other trans person should disclose their trans status before sex). All I care about is the refusal to take accountability and the GFM scam. The cow can identify as a tiger. Just stop milking pariahs, you lazy cow.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Ι am fairly certain that it is a low effort bait from our dear cow.

So much for steering clear of drama.

 

[Oliver Onions]

How else would our dear cow trigger pity donations?

How are his donations doing since the comeback, any way? I never actually watch the streams so I just assumed he was making no money.

Haha yeah, dating severely retarded people is so funny.

Hasn't he told this story before, except about someone in Canada? I guess I can believe all chasers are this stupid.

so I suppose Lucas is in fact a passoid.

The only thing he passes as is Kyle's dad after the dolphin surgery.

 

[FinnSven]

Haha yeah, dating severely retarded people is so funny.

When he said “here” did he mean NI?

I hope he is not trying to say all northern Irish men are stupid?
I thought we were past dumb paddy jokes!

Do better, Keffals.

 

[Captain Retard]

Our traumatized cow is sorry.

 

[clipartfan92]

How's those plans for moving to Italy going faggot?

Italy tightened its citizenship laws. The country’s diaspora feels betrayed.

But on March 28, Italy dramatically curtailed who could obtain citizenship through jure sanguinis, citing concerns that people with tenuous ties to the country have been taking advantage of the process to reap the benefits of an Italian passport.
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Previously, the law permitted those who could prove they had ancestors born in Italy after March 17, 1861 — when the Kingdom of Italy was founded — to apply for citizenship. Now, eligibility is restricted to individuals who have at least one parent or grandparent born in Italy — a hit to applicants who apply through their great-grandparents, such as Lombardo.