Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Len Kagamine]

Was at a convention the other day and there was a large troon in a bikini top and jean shorts.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I just saw what I think might be the ugliest tranny I've seen outside of the internet so far. He was massive, BALD, and was wearing a long black skirt and baggy black t-shirt.

There's an infamous picture of what I think is a 4chan tranny meetup. Unfortunately, I can't find the picture right now to show what I mean, but he looked exactly like the bald guy in the bottom left corner of that image.

 

[aquietta]

I see a transgender identified man at church on the reg. He speaks exclusively in this awful falsetto. When seated he primarily stares at his own, very large, fake breasts. His wife (because of course) is an unfailingly lovely individual who continues to use he/him. Because of my job and being very non-threatening I appear to have been identified as someone "safe" to pose transition related medical questions. I have a very small hope that this represents some peaking. I try to answer questions in the most neutral, palatable way. Oh well. At least he doesn't sit in my pew.

 

[Greedy Fly]

My work involves a lot of communication with government agencies, sometimes as frens, often as adversaries. A few years ago I noticed people at one of the State agencies started putting pronouns in their signatures; eyeroll-worthy but I assumed most of them were just following HR's instructions. Anyway they were 100% normal people, John Doe the man was he/him and Jane Roe the woman was she/her.

A few weeks back I finally came across the one and only she/they at the agency (only been in touch via email but I'm guessing pooner). Definitely a new-ish hire because I had to waste a good four hours today responding to absolutely retarded questions of hers. She keeps trying to apply regulations and standards that simply don't, and explaining why is really tedious. To cut her some slack, every newbie over there goes through a phase where they're obviously just running down a checklist and asking all sorts of shit that doesn't make sense, but I'm still pissed she's wasting my time when her boss just recently rubberstamped a similar project without all the dumb questions.

 

[CheesyBoy]

I live in a small redneck town and there's this tall, lanky fucker who works at the grocery store. His makeup and clothes make him look like a crackhead hooker from an 80's movie.

He actually lived in my neighborhood in middle/high school and would crossdress. The day after Obama got elected he gave a cringe "fuck yes!" speech at the bus stop. His dad was also apparently offered women massages during HoA meetings, so I guess being a perv runs in the family.

 

[Xenu Warrior Princess]

Came across some local giga hons at the Hollywood Farmer's market

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Good size, not bad

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Enjoyed a relaxing day in the city. Enjoyed the local wild life including anorexia hon with silver bag and weird little friend in tow. As usual Im carefull not getting to close to the beasts.


ETA yes that weird shadow on his face is stubble. Much feminin.

 

[Fapcop]

Came across some local giga hons at the Hollywood Farmer's market
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One of my pet peeves/icks are women who don’t know how to dress appropriate for their age.

But ffs man, no suburban, late fourties, “My daughter is my bestie!” Chick going through a midlife crisis would be caught dead like that.

This combo of late fourties and dressed like a teenager is a troon classic. The fridge shaped body only makes it more unreal.

 

[Bloo]

Went to the supermarket yesterday and needed to use the toilets. Some guy walked in the women’s toilet in front of me. He looked like a regular guy, short hair, no makeup and was wearing basic clothes (t shirt and jeans) At first I thought he made a mistake but he didn’t leave. He went into the cubicle to pee and then left without washing his hands. Odd. The first time anything like that happened to me.

 

[a hapless toad]

Clocked a gigahon AGP through the window at Starbucks before I even opened the door. When I got inside I looked over at him to determine if I was right and when I saw the false eyelashes, caked-on brown foundation, and cheap wig I audibly sniggered.

He was with a fat woman like 20 years younger than him and they were still waiting for their order when I left (you don't have to wait if all you get is black coffee). The place was packed but there were no people standing within 6 feet of him.

I made sure to make eye contact and snigger again as I left.

Sadly I was not wearing one of my terfy t-shirts, because that would have been amazing.

 

[Treatlerite]

Had the displeasure of being seated next to a tranny on the train back home today. Was a real world jumpscare too because I went to the dining car for lunch and came back to him occupying the seat next to mine.

He dressed in all pink and had long hair but I clocked him immediately. I've been noticing a weird trend of these weirdos having the ugliest, tooth gappiest angloid peasant teeth. When they have the donkey teeth it's always some sickly looking lanky type too. You're telling me you can't put that titty skittle insurance coverage into fixing your fucking mouth first?

 

[GoldenSnake]

i am on a holiday with my husband and we saw an older man with gray, receding long hair wearing a strawberry-shortcake-esque pink dress with bows and ribbons. he was also using a pink cane. i gave my husband a little squeeze on the arm so he would notice, and we both started laughing once he noticed.

 

[Frankly my dear]

One came to my place of work a while ago from another department for a few days and was introduced with a male name. Even standing pretty far from me this person was instantly clockable as female. Short hair, croaky testosterone voice, baggy clothes. She was tall for a woman but that did not help her pass, at all. I felt bad because she looked young (early 20s?) to be destroying her health and for what... To maybe pass as a teenage boy at some point?

 

[RAPIST_DUMBO]

Enjoyed a relaxing day in the city. Enjoyed the local wild life including anorexia hon with silver bag and weird little friend in tow. As usual Im carefull not getting to close to the beasts.

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ETA yes that weird shadow on his face is stubble. Much feminin.

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Nigga those are just fashion kids the guy on the left has like $7k worth of clothes on. Those guys were probably posting their fits on the /fa/ waywt as you typed this

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Nigga those are just fashion kids the guy on the left has like $7k worth of clothes on. Those guys were probably posting their fits on the /fa/ waywt as you typed this

Nahhh fren. He combined this fit with a high pitched voice and a very floral perfume. I wish you were right but alas.

 

[The Grimace]

strawberry-shortcake-esque pink dress with bows and ribbons

Japanese lolita fashion?

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I saw the second tranny in a week while visiting a bookstore. At first, I thought he was just a dude with purple long hair because he had a five o'clock shadow and I only saw the upper half of his body at first, but then I noticed the skirt and the badges (including one tranny badge) on his jacket. He looked like he smelled, and he probably did.

 

[Pizza Time]

I'm pretty sure the server I had at Texas Roadhouse this weekend was a pooner. Their name was Lucas and he/she looked passable for a boy in late teens with a bunch of tattoos, but had the unmistakable pooner frog voice. My husband must have clocked them without even paying attention, because he defaulted to female pronouns when we were talking about them.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

At a hobby/craft/fabric joint I was rung up by a short, fat, and still big tittied Latino gal with a septum ring and a long and scraggly pube beard. Early 20s, maybe. A blonde dye job was being chased off her feminine haircut by black roots. Her name tag read: Chance. She was really sweet and pleasant, well socialized and properly chatty, which was unusual and kinda depressing. The pooners I usually bump into are sullen or withdrawn and never engage in a chatty exchange if they can help it.
Later at the big box pet food joint I was rung up by what was probably a "post op" NB nitwit. A really noticably pretty gal, early 20s again, with a trim physique and perfect white skin, a lovely smile and a buzzed close head of jet black hair that made me think "What's this? A punk-y Snow White?" But then I saw the utterly flat chest. Her teets were yeeted. She was figety and a bit overbearing. I got a strong "Have you heard the good news?" vibe from her so I kept the exchange to a minimum.