Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

I think Alex's sister likes being on Kiwifarms.
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Duke Nukem said:
Oh I was just making a joking reference to the time Chris Chan attempted to "dox" his trolls so that all the other trolls would go after them instead, not understanding why the trolls were going after him instead.

Let's be honest, if my real name and picture of myself or whatever were to be leaked and posted here in an attempt to create a "halal" thread of me, I'd probably not really care.

The problem is, Alex cares too much about what people around here think of him, and that's why this thread is still going.

I've never had any problems with him before but if he doesn't cut out his behavior and get some help fixing certain aspects of his life he's not going to have a good time down the road.
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Well he already has several alogs within the first month.
 
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Daddy's Angry Juice said:
oh come on now. no need to be so pessimistic, im sure he can send his portfolio out to some major animation studios, and im sure he'll have a job at nickelodeon within the week.
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I can't wait for the new Nickelodeon show produced by Alex, Toby the Chicken Nugget! It will be about about Toby, an armless chicken child as he plays with other children from his preschool, such as Mary the Blind Sheep, and Zack, a turtle in a wheelchair. A cartoon for preschoolers that teaches that everyone can be your friend, no matter how many limbs they may (or may not) possess!
 
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Alex has uploaded another video.
It's really the last one this time guys, he's not going to upload ANYMORE after this. He's also trying to hardcore manipulate Mylo here, acting like he's the one cutting off their friendship. Mylo was the one who cut things off Alex, not you. He also can't ever actually explain why what we're saying is slander or lies, he just says it is. What convinced Mylo that you were a pedophile was your own actions Alex, nothing that we have done.


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New post from Mylo on his community page.
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@GravityKills you're a faggot. It also seems like KingWarriorATP is trying to start up a war again with Mylo. Us making this thread has lead to a series of events that has caused to completely unrelated spergs to start slapfighting. :story:

Mylo has gone full based. #IStandWithMylo #RapeAlexHogendorp
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Alex has also started to post on his community page.
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The 2nd post links to Pickle Rick, let's see how he's doing.
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Oh sweet, schizoposts. Both the videos about Alex are reuploads of memes, not worth archiving.

Mylo has left a comment on the McDonald one though.
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Sperg Spectating said:
Alex has uploaded another video.
It's really the last one this time guys, he's not going to upload ANYMORE after this. He's also trying to hardcore manipulate Mylo here, acting like he's the one cutting off their friendship. Mylo was the one who cut things off Alex, not you. He also can't ever actually explain why what we're saying is slander or lies, he just says it is. What convinced Mylo that you were a pedophile was your own actions Alex, nothing that we have done.
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Oh no! Alex's life is in shambles!
 
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Sperg Spectating said:
Alex has uploaded another video.
It's really the last one this time guys, he's not going to upload ANYMORE after this. He's also trying to hardcore manipulate Mylo here, acting like he's the one cutting off their friendship. Mylo was the one who cut things off Alex, not you. He also can't ever actually explain why what we're saying is slander or lies, he just says it is. What convinced Mylo that you were a pedophile was your own actions Alex, nothing that we have done.
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Imagine thinking someone will take you seriously using a voice changer let alone one that sounds like it's from one of those 90's toys with the 3 different modes.
 
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I still feel like there is a 50/50 chance that Mylo guy ends up doing something retarded and getting his own thread here. These people are terminally online retards who slap fight with other terminally online retards. Also, content creators. It's always just a matter of time with these types.
 
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I look shitposting hiatus and Redditors lurking this thread are a logging Alex, at least there hasn't been any vindictive gayops against our beloved retard.

It's only a matter of time Alex gets his own Blue Spike or Idea guys.

Alex, you should moving to BlueSky, DeviantArt has been on warpath against no no words, self harm and suicide. Left leaning crowd will love you there, besides no-one on kiwifarms uses BlueSky.
 
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Glowie said:
I look shitposting hiatus and Redditors lurking this thread are a logging Alex, at least there hasn't been any vindictive gayops against our beloved retard.
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Any links or screenshots?
 
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I look shitposting hiatus and Redditors lurking this thread are a logging Alex, at least there hasn't been any vindictive gayops against our beloved retard.
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Yeah except his own chimping on KiwiTG and me having to enjoy his insane mumblings. Also, did you know I'm Black? Or at least Alex seem to think so. Except I'm not, but Black Russian is a thing, and I'm not talking about Chechens there.
 
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Xev said:
I still feel like there is a 50/50 chance that Mylo guy ends up doing something retarded and getting his own thread here. These people are terminally online retards who slap fight with other terminally online retards. Also, content creators. It's always just a matter of time with these types.
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Mylo isn't special, there's tons of retards exactly like him. If anyone from the Hogenverse is truly deserving of a thread it's either Sheldon Donner (who I'm personally not writing a thread on because it's something Alex really wants) or Joshua Harris, who doesn't post frequently enough to really deserve a thread.
 
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IKOL said:
Yeah except his own chimping on KiwiTG and me having to enjoy his insane mumblings. Also, did you know I'm Black? Or at least Alex seem to think so. Except I'm not, but Black Russian is a thing, and I'm not talking about Chechens there.
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НАШ чернорус WW
 
So, if you're wondering, how does Alex's beliefs and perspective of his own life works? @Sperg Spectating gave us some of his powerleveling about himself, EPI introductory, religious/political beliefs. Most importantly, how he "tries" to secure the No Nut November streaks consistently without one day jerking off to amputated loli and shota.
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I was 13 years old when I first came at the time already abandoned my religion almost 2 years prior in 2011, I was indoctrinated into believing pornography was a normal way of life. I was completely oblivious to the effects of porn because I was never told nor wanted to hear about the effects of porn and would be considering anti porn pieces laughable. Living a more liberal lifestyle at the time disconnecting myself from reality, I was uncomfortable with being with my parents and disconnect away from them. I used to think porn was cool because I had a terrible perspective of what cool really is because I was that of a fucking loser. I had this stupid mindset for another half a decade as I constantly relapse almost every day. But as I shift away from the liberal mindset I further realized its true nature and that I was being lied to. It also didn't help looking at these maps finding most western countries allowing porn. I became Christian again in Mid 2018 at 18 years old but it wasn't until mid November 2019 did I realize how bad pornography really is. At first I didn't know what to make of No Nut November already failed that year but after watching that video from Paul Joseph Watson, although it was hard to swallow at first, it all made sense. I realized the effects porn had on our world as they ruined relationships killing peoples self esteem and thus the fertility rate. I also realized how ugly pornography really is and I used to be into shocking things. Since I watched that video, I didn't relapse until the end of December that year which is currently my longest streak at around 45 days. I realized the addictive nature and the urge to go at it again. Unfortunately I kept going at it myself again relapsing almost every day like until November approached, at this point I was often dreaming about masturbating which in return disturbed me fearing I might fail No Nut November. I last came on October 27 just in time for No Nut November. I took the pledge and actually did very well to avoid masturbation but I keep having the urge. After November was done, I finally completed No Nut November but I failed to break my streak as I went at it myself again December 6 clocking in a 40 days, a mere week short, I ended up doing it because I was depressed and anxious over my health conditions. I do plan to avoid masturbating for the entirety of 2021 but I has massive fears over what the future would bring to me that leaves me uninspired to live long due to health conditions and waves of censorship and abuse. However, I have a much better relationship with my family again and would even approach and talk to them and have lengthy discussions. I realized when I stay loyal to my morals, I help resolve problems much better.
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Tl;dr, Alex got into porn addiction when he is 13 and abandoned his religion in the same year as his first sign of goonery. Parental issues galore, and two-faced solutions to abolish his pornsick braincells. Yet he didn't stop gooning and realized that without gooning, he wouldn't have been inspired from jerking off to little kids, even if his narcissistic and arrogance told him that hentai and porn is detrimental to his brain development.
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Dental problems and body health problems, and how he deals with COVID.
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So starting around November 2019 I noticed an unusual clicking sound when I was eating chips and later really got infuriated by it. What comes after are several other random days where this keeps happening. My father has been telling me that it's not normal and a dental appointment was gonna be soon but I had it set for April because I went to Puerto Vallarta for 3 months where it happened to me twice. A few days ago I started getting them again and I keep getting them again which really infuriates me. I can't stand them. Dental Appointments were cancelled due to COVID and I am really desperate for something to fix it but I can't get the answers now and it's really getting on my nerves.
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Tl;dr, Alex got his jaw clicks and pops because he can't keep his teeth clean. Body sanitary included.
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Shitty GIMP edit submission for Übermensch Aryan Felix's video. This is an incredibly foolproof record of his first armless fetish, and is the earliest instance of Alex openly boast about his amputee fetish; and begs attention to PewDiePie.
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