DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

Some of it is because Phil had that one "I'm an ally" slide and people took it seriously rather than pandering. even though Phil made 1000 other pro-conservative statements and is literally a Puritan.

Some of it is because they support Trump and don't like to think someone as clueless and backward as Phil agrees with them, since Phil is wrong about everything.

Some of it is because political sperging here is usually unbearable (not you, you are 100% right) because it brings out the worst in the Farms autists.

how many times do you people need to be told that phil has no beliefs or principles other than what gets him the most money? i can easily say people on the left dont want to think someone as clueless and backward as phil agrees with them too. hes not left and hes not right. hes just a narcissistic retard that only cares about what benefits him

 

[Chiefbingoball]

Dsp getting mogged by diamonds is so funny because it shows he only got his Honda there through cheap ass moves. Same with his blanka.

I bought sf6 for two reasons because i wanted to get into fighting games and to see if what DSP says is true.

I'm only an iron 3 or 4 and I'm really enjoying it but I can tell you for sure, DSP is a shit player. Like how he always gets thrown into the corner and never counters the throw which are day 1 shit you need to learn.

He fucking sucks, won't adapt and constantly waits to fire off combos because hes a pattern player then throws in technical terms of very small nuanced stuff pros would probably learn but never really say out loud like he does to seem knowledgeable or even like he knows what hes seeing.

 

[neger psykolog]

Should PWR get his own thread? Might be worth spinning him out of the orbiter and general threads considering how much he's mogging DSP. I haven't been watching him like some other people here though so worth a temp check

I'm against it simply because the updates from him are funny and make me less MATI when reading the DSP megathread. Like I don't mind there being a thread for general updates for PWR and so people can understand who he is but I like seeing the view count comparisons.
Sort of like how Snort Burnell's videos always have clown music and silly edits.

If we don't have PWR its just a balding 40-something guy circling the drain at a rapidly increasing pace and continuously saying deranged shit that makes people get super MATI every day.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The situation with Phil gobbling Trump's cock is ridiculous still. Phil defended the tarrifs saying it's other countries fault and then he proceeded to fail to see how it will hurt his living long-term...

IT really shows how much into politics he is, when he's defending probably the most retarded political decision ever done.

You know how people who suffer some extremely traumatic event sometimes get mentally "stuck" at the age and moment of time where it happened? Now what does that have to do with him defending Trump? Well first of all, him backing Trump only started once he thought that AssTonne and Tardski were his internet fwiends, before that he was stuck in the Fedora Atheist™ "erryun dumb but me" mindset. After he got invited to their show, he immediately started skinwalking ППП and tried to poach their audience and to do that he would have to politically pander to their dents, who are mostly pro-Trump.

Even after Fat Fuck Triple P mindraped him with the snaking (or are we still going with the King Snake narrative? I forget) he still tries to skinwalk him, using his terms like "felted" and trying to do his high energy "LET'S GET SOME SUBS" type of begging, among other things. Being pro-Trump is one of them, he's still mentally stuck in the week before he got well and truly snaked because PPP's betrayal rattled him as hard as the REEanna breakup did.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He expected the whales come out and dono for his rage and the guaranteed $25 from Jaxx. It did not go as planned.

You just know he expected far more than $25 from jaxx

Philip is as political as he is religious. He is closer to “Catholicism”, but I would never call him a religious person.

He is a religious poster using it to act superior to everyone else. Nothing more

 

[brother_number_one]

Has Trump even considered the tariffs might delay the Switch 2 and hinder DSP business?

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

He was on the left when one of his paypigs was left leaning.

I’d honestly be super interested in seeing one piece of evidence that Phil was ever left leaning.

 

[demicolon]

Early nominee for Dent of the Year, Brandon Harris, mistakenly drops a $100 superchat on Raw Phil, realises his error, and then drops another $100 in Phil's chat.

The Financhurian Candidate

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I’d honestly be super interested in seeing one piece of evidence that Phil was ever left leaning.

The "a message from the king" slide but you're correct it's not really a proof.

His whole blue collar worker LARP and his stance against big corpos but once again it's not motivated by left tendencies.

I take it back he never was really left leaning, just was posing as a leftist

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

The "a message from the king" slide but you're correct it's not really a proof.

Didn’t some literal fag dent make that and Phil eventually pulled it anyway? Lol

 

[GameratePTSD]

Has Trump even considered the tariffs might delay the Switch 2 and hinder DSP business?

Trump is booksmart, not streetsmart.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

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That horse is too lean and healthy.

Allow me to correct the record.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I got myself mad watching his SF6 gameplay from the other day. The fact that he got so mad about not hitting the goal after a week of huge donations.. I can't get over how greedy he is.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Discussing DSP's political leaning has become a monthly event, eh?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

how many times do you people need to be told that phil has no beliefs or principles other than what gets him the most money? i can easily say people on the left dont want to think someone as clueless and backward as phil agrees with them too. hes not left and hes not right. hes just a narcissistic retard that only cares about what benefits him

Their newbies. They don’t yet understand the void that is Phil

 

[A Piece of Coal]

The "a message from the king" slide but you're correct it's not really a proof.

His whole blue collar worker LARP and his stance against big corpos but once again it's not motivated by left tendencies.

I take it back he never was really left leaning, just was posing as a leftist

He’s not against corporations because of corruption or taking advantage of the consumer, like some leftists are.

He’s against corpos because they make more money than him. That’s literally it.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Discussing DSP's political leaning has become a monthly event, eh?

Since Phil is obviously trying to branch out into that easy grift but is too much of a fence sitting pussy to commit himself, yes.

 

[neger psykolog]

Discussing DSP's political leaning has become a monthly event, eh?

I heard through the grapevine that he's getting a divorce!

 

[Lord_Point]

Some of it is because Phil had that one "I'm an ally" slide and people took it seriously rather than pandering. even though Phil made 1000 other pro-conservative statements and is literally a Puritan.

Some of it is because they support Trump and don't like to think someone as clueless and backward as Phil agrees with them, since Phil is wrong about everything.

When phils beliefs align with mine its clear that hes just pandering and he doesn't really believe it.

When phils beliefs align with my political opponents is obvious those are genuinely held beliefs and no chance its pandering.

Can you political spergs fuck off with these phil level takes on politics?

He advocated that his local government spend a bunch of money on snowplows because renton gets one or two snow days a year. He also said the governments of the world should have had a secondary back up global supply chain in response to covid bottlenecking a bunch of choke points in logistics.

Now which political view advocates more extreme government spending on absolutely retarded ideas that would benefit no one? Oh right, none of them, because phil is a fucking hedonistic moron who was mad he couldn't get door dash during the one snow day a year in renton and couldn't get a PS5 because of a once in a generation pandemic.

The guy took an anti charity stance for years, then publicly demonstrated he donates to charity for god knows what reason. He doesnt even keep the same political views from stream to stream, how the fuck is he going to adhere to any ideology outside of whatever serves him best in the moment?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Just remember: Phil treats his political leanings just like every other thing he reports on: by metaphorically reading the back of the book and blabbing as if he read the whole thing.