🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

That Switch tweet is fucking unhinged man.
“I did X and I’m fine” is not an argument Ethan fucking Ralph is capable of making.

This is true. More like “AH PLAYED GAMES MAH MAMMA TAUGHT ME AN’ AH’M SO FUCKED UP AH DENIED THE NAME MAH DADDEH GIB ME AN’ AH LET HER DAH ALONE IN THAT FACILEETY!”

What makes it extra funny is that the vitriol is solely because OP is a woman. I love that he bullies women because he gets his shit rocked when he mouths off to dudes lol

And some women.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggertits has developed a new fetish, live streaming himself stuffing cheap beaner slop into his fat melon. First it was a torta, now tamales. Quite bizarre and very disgusting.

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1907973251554488558?t=gm-0C8EsMAGtMaB7JTu64A&s=19

 

[Homer Simpson]

Piggertits has developed a new fetish, live streaming himself stuffing cheap beaner slop into his fat melon. First it was a torta, now tamales. Quite bizarre and very disgusting.
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https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1907973251554488558?t=gm-0C8EsMAGtMaB7JTu64A&s=19

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He is eating bottom of the barrel acting like it is some sort of delicacy no others can get. I've had tamale, and they are kinda mediocre. Birria is pretty damn good though.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Piggertits has developed a new fetish, live streaming himself stuffing cheap beaner slop into his fat melon.

Maybe this is his new 4D chess move to stop Null mocking him on the podcast, because he knows how much Null hates people eating on stream.

 

[AltisticRight]

He needs to just become a piggy mukbang channel so the subforum that merge with the deathfats board.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He needs to just become a piggy mukbang channel so the subforum that merge with the deathfats board.

He can only afford like one torta though, maybe fries if it's been a good week.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

He can only afford like one torta though, maybe fries if it's been a good week.

I wonder what the all you can eat buffet scene is like in Merida

 

[FiveStarAce]

Becoming a mukbanger would be the first step to reconsiliation with dear feeder

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

EOR Tries It

Get an HIV test.

EOR Tries Antivirals.

 

[porkWellington]

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WAAAAAAAAHHHHH BABY NEED BA BA WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SOOOOOUEEEEEEEE

 

[AltisticRight]

I wonder what the all you can eat buffet scene is like in Merida

Dead after this piggy with triple titties visits them.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

This goes doubly so if he ever did anything for you, as evidenced in his many 'AH MAYD YEW, BISH' hollerings when people like Null and Jim cut him loose.

Genuine question, when has Ralph ever done anything for someone else that wasn't performative and self serving?

 

[FiveStarAce]

Genuine question, when has Ralph ever done anything for someone else that wasn't performative and self serving?

There was that one charity stream where even Sam Hyde said hello. I think at that point Ralph was genuinly streaming for the fun of it.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Genuine question, when has Ralph ever done anything for someone else that wasn't performative and self serving?

Well, he made Jim, Null and possibly Nick Rekieta's streaming careers by having them on the Keelstreem a couple times¹.

¹ - Ethan Ralph, every time he is slighted.

 

[KillaSmoke]

Well, he made Jim, Null and possibly Nick Rekieta's streaming careers by having them on the Keelstreem a couple times¹.

¹ - Ethan Ralph, every time he is slighted.

Truly, a Sektur kingmaker. There's a reason that to this day, he has dozens of high profile guests on any given night, desperate for a chance to go on the illustrious killstream, to get their shot at fame and fortune.

 

[lester]

There was the time also when Ralph raised that money for KingPainBoo, one of the Jan.6ers and just kept the money instead of sending it for his commissary like he'd promised. Classic

 

[Scorpion From MK]

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1907973251554488558?t=gm-0C8EsMAGtMaB7JTu64A&s=19

https://archive.fo/WJknw

 

[Sicko Hunter]

There was the time also when Ralph raised that money for KingPainBoo, one of the Jan.6ers and just kept the money instead of sending it for his commissary like he'd promised. Classic

This is some DSP type shit right here lol

 

[Blue Gunty]

Ralph has now made nice with Alex Stein and is backstabbing Milo because Milo fed PodAwful emails from Mersh about suing Rumble.


For context, Milo has been posting about his missing cat on Twitter.

 

[Some Fucking Retard]

Ralph has now made nice with Alex Stein and is backstabbing Milo because Milo fed PodAwful emails from Mersh about suing Rumble.
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For context, Milo has been posting about his missing cat on Twitter.

What the actual fuck is the faggot that can't even afford cat food gonna sue rumble over? I don't follow anything mersh does so I'm clueless here. Did rumble ban him or something?