Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Cataloons said:
If that were true why would the washcloths be a thing?
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Because she’s too fat to use it properly.

I would imagine who ever designed that had item intended to help physically incapable people like the old or handicapped. Not fucking land cows like Amber.

God I can only imagine what it is like for Amber to actually shit on a toilet. First off, unless it’s one fat people toilets you see at the hospital, she’s fucking screwed.

When she shits, is there direct line between her asshole and the toilet or does the feces have slide through a layer of fat?

Does her ass shelf play any role here? Does she literally spread her cheeks before sitting?

Sorry for the mental thoughts people.
 
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According to dispekful molments her community tab disappeared , that could mean a community guidelines strike, what do we think Abt this
 
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Those are they eyes of someone who hasn't slept and is just running on caffeine and hubris.
Is Amber staying up 24/7 scanning social media for a mention of her name?
Is she working extra hard at luring in a new "girlfriend"/caretaker instead of being responsible and hiring a home health nurse to come check on her once in a while?
 
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Smiling with air said:
Noom doesn’t “want you to eat” it’s a guideline of the calories you numpty fuckwit. It’s up to you to regulate your own food intake and take responsibility of what you shove in your pie hole.

The amount of crap she eats with salt content.

Why didn’t she take the choker off in the shower?
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Your British is showing.
 
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So Amber was just talking shit about Becky’s fiance/gf calling her obsessed and whatever else, but now with the revelation that Dakota is a groomer/pedo holy shit is she going to be so fucking smug about it

She’ll find a way to make it about her, bring up muh CSA and how triggering it is, and say every bad thing she’s ever said about Becky is true because she chooses to be with her
 
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The Ghost of Rarity said:
She’ll find a way to make it about her, bring up muh CSA and how triggering it is, and say every bad thing she’s ever said about Becky is true because she chooses to be with her
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Yea Becky chooses to be with someone who asks 13-year-olds about their kinks.

I don’t understand how many times it can be pointed out that everyone in this orbit is as bad or worse than ALR before it sticks
 
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FarmVille said:
I don’t understand how many times it can be pointed out that everyone in this orbit is as bad or worse than ALR before it sticks
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I’m trying to figure out what the point in saying this was lol I didn’t say Becky was better than Amber, I was pointing out that this drama is going to inflate her massive narc ego and she’s going to be insufferable about it

No one that dates or acts like they’re friends with a deathfat like her is a good person
 
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