Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[GenociderSyo]

She showed a picture with her foot up once and you could see the edema was under her foot as well. Like a blown up hospital glove.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Like a blown up hospital glove.

Has anyone ever had that swelling in late pregnancy where the top of your foot swells? It feels tight and hot, and it's miserable. You also can't wear normal shoes anymore until after the baby.

Anna already has trouble fitting in regular shoes, and can't fit in boots unless she leaves them unzipped. If she gets swelling on the top of her feet, she's going to be Starbucks Influencing in socks and sandals. She really ought to have custom fitted supportive shoes as it is.

 

[duckling]

She showed a picture with her foot up once and you could see the edema was under her foot as well. Like a blown up hospital glove.

I think this was discussed way, way back but I wonder if this is a complication of Charcot foot, which is caused by nerve and bone damage (from fat/beetus).

 

[GenociderSyo]

I think this was discussed way, way back but I wonder if this is a complication of Charcot foot, which is caused by nerve and bone damage (from fat/beetus).

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We have questioned in past if she had that since she has had signs of neuropathy in her hands and feet for years now.

 

[OttoWest]

Anna always dresses ghastly to attract attention. She chose something that would show off her compressions, hoping someone would ask about it and she could rant about her surgeries and super special conditions.

Imagine being at this event and hearing this 600 lb women explain that she’s wearing full body compression because she just got liposuction.

 

[Palmer Bangs]

She's so dumb. Her chair was missing a piece to stabilize the bottom so she stuffed it full of paper towels. Now it's all lopsided and totally won't collapse at some point damaging the floor.

(lol pocket)

 

[Potato Burrito]

Maybe it's just the hair care snob in me, but her hair looks oddly flat for someone using a supposedly volumizing shampoo and conditioner. It honestly looks like she didn’t rinse out the conditioner properly- clean at the roots, then suddenly limp and greasy halfway down. That weird not-quite-clean look

Despite her producing that cringe clip of shampooing her hair to prove she does in fact shower, she's barely shampooing. As a hair snob you know this, you can't just push shampoo around on your head, especially if you're limp and filthy like her. A proper lather is likely beyond her abilities. She should be getting in there with her fingernails—iirc she gnaws hers off, so a rubber brush built specifically for this purpose then—and doing a double shampoo.

Note to any non-hair snobs in the audience: lather, rinse, repeat isn't a conspiracy to make you buy more shampoo. Using a dime sized amount as directed x2 allows the soap to do what it's supposed to do. A grease goblin with fine hair like Anna would benefit greatly from a proper shampoo.

Hell, this bitch could afford to get a weekly salon shampoo. She's managed to eat, booze, and scam surgery her way into being unable to perform a basic task like shampooing her hair but is privileged enough to pay some poor soul to do it for her the right way.

Whichever PR Tard from the haircare company that sent her that package is a fucking idiot.

 

[flay_fat_e]

A blurry blurry filter. I almost didn't notice the scar.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Really wish the reddit would source their stuff. That Anna bathroom video is no where to be found, might be an older or deleted one.

Tracked down the candid video:
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They took great pains to only have her in a shot for a moment and only part of her body, not her face, not a full length view, no "deathfats are attending in ugly pajamas while open-mouth laughing and horse-kicking" shots

 

[maybe a pigeon]

According to Reddit she is hawking Living Proof shampoo.

She looks sickly as fuck and god damn at her 5 o’clock shadow.

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This is no shade to Alan Tudyk, who is adorable, but add a tie and lose the shampoo and you get

They took great pains to only have her in a shot for a moment and only part of her body, not her face, not a full length view, no "deathfats are attending in ugly pajamas while open-mouth laughing and horse-kicking" shots

This is Angelica Nyqvist’s instagram post. She’s a beauty Youtuber originally from Sweden, now living in Texas. Her niche is super-colorful indy makeup, hence the eyeshadow overload. I’m pretty sure Anna was included by accident or to prove that Angelica isn’t fat-phobic.

 

[gampboonerisms]

A blurry blurry filter. I almost didn't notice the scar.

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Amazing how that scar looks so much better than the little girls in the srs thread.

 

[#Ripley #]

Really wish the reddit would source their stuff. That Anna bathroom video is no where to be found, might be an older or deleted one.

Tracked down the candid video:
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[brooky]

I can see why Anna rejected the fat camp in Utah.

It’s an actual fitness camp where people are expected to exercise all day and eat healthy food in small portions. Even the dishes and bowls are small and the few decadent food items they have are tiny. Calories are counted and I doubt they have an all-you-can-eat buffet with unlimited trips.

Instead of a place that could actually help her, she chose Camp Asspat.

This place would actually be perfect, and work.

Sample Schedule
6:30 AM – Stretch
7:00 AM – Breakfast
8:00 - 11:00 AM – Hike
11:30 AM – Core work / pool or lecture
12:30 PM – Lunch
1:15 PM – Endurance training, pickle-ball or one-on-one training
2:30 PM – Strength training, boxing or pilates
3:30 PM – Cardio, intervals or dance class
4:30 PM – Stretch or pool class
5:30 PM – Dinner
(OPTIONAL) 6:30 PM – Spa treatments, sound bath or movie

I still think Anna would benefit a lot from also being involved in meal prep and chores, but I get that this is a luxury fat camp and the women going probably don't do shit like that.

I bet they'd accommodate her limited mobility for workouts and her daily lymph massages or whatever, too.

There is ZERO chance Anna would NOT lose a butt ton of weight following this schedule for a week. She wouldn't even have to restrict that much. I bet just cutting out alcohol and Starbucks would do it.

But then she'd have cold, hard proof that eating a calorie deficit causes weight loss, and she will do anything to avoid that.

In addition to this ~~PUNISHING~~ sample schedule, she probably saw there was nobody her size in the photos. This looks like it's for rich ladies who want to lose like, baby weight, or get back into fitness after getting soft.



These people were the biggest and they seem like pretty normal middle aged and older folks who could stand to lose a bit of weight, nor lumbering behemoths like Anna. And to be fair, the people who run this place are probably used to smallfats coming with the intention to make a good faith effort. They wouldn't be able to force Anna to be compliant. They probably don't have the training to deal with an actual self-destructive delusional person.



People like Anna need rehab and treatment, not fat camp.

 

[Poopfart]

We have questioned in past if she had that since she has had signs of neuropathy in her hands and feet for years now.

Speaking of…her thumb looks PAINFUL.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Amazing how that scar looks so much better than the little girls in the srs thread.

Give her time to gain more weight and that scarring will be gnarly AF.

 

[head lamb]

Has anyone ever had that swelling in late pregnancy where the top of your foot swells? It feels tight and hot, and it's miserable. You also can't wear normal shoes anymore until after the baby.

Anna already has trouble fitting in regular shoes, and can't fit in boots unless she leaves them unzipped. If she gets swelling on the top of her feet, she's going to be Starbucks Influencing in socks and sandals. She really ought to have custom fitted supportive shoes as it is.

Yes. You can feel the tops of your feet jiggle when you walk, and if you press down on it, it will leave a dent that quickly fills back in with fluid. Very uncomfortable. I couldn't imagine living with that 24/7.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Her ends are so fried and ratty, not helped by the bizarre way she washes her hair. How do you get to 40 and not know how to wash your hair.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

As well as the torn cuticle, the top part of her thumb nail looks weird; as if the flesh under the nail is bruised.

 

[often puzzled]

She also really needs to get the dye job touched up (and to get that nasty headband off a food prep surface).

This might be a dumb question, but: I'm familiar with compression stockings that you'd wear to help with edema, circulation issues, or after a DVT (generally speaking, like these)-- the kind where compression is measured in mmHg. How do the post-surgical garments Anna wears compare to these? I know that the post-surgical ones are to help with post-surgical swelling, but do they also help with standard edema? Could they theoretically prevent DVT, or do you need the actual graduated compression for that?

This question was inspired by the recent pictures of Anna's swollen feet.

 

[Clotso Coof]

As well as the torn cuticle, the top part of her thumb nail looks weird; as if the flesh under the nail is bruised

Maybe she smashed her thumb somehow when she was drunk.