Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

She might as well sign up for another Disney cruise. Buffet all day!

ETA: Although at her size, on three meals a day, with no Starbucks, no snacks, and no alcohol, she’d lose 20 pounds a week, easy.
Yeah but the resort has “family style dining” which means you serve yourself.

Maybe it’s secretly to get the fatties fighting over the food since you know some of them (aka Anna) regularly eat a family size dinner as a serving.
 
Imagine being seated at the table with Anna for family style dining. I wonder if it's assigned seating in the fat camp dining hall, or if we're going to get more Finland type "no one wants to sit with me uwu" meltdowns from Anna.
This is exactly what's going to happen, and I am totally here for it. She's never been to one of these places, but she's going for a full four weeks? Good luck with that, Anna. The kinds of women who can afford a retreat like this are not going to take kindly to her. Some of them coordinate stays at health resorts like this with 1-3 other affluent friends, as a "girls' trip," or are repeat customers who know each other from previous visits, so if any groups like that are present, she's in for a rough time—it's going to trigger all of her issues with acceptance and belonging even harder.

And yeah, I suspect she's getting paid, comped, or at least heavily discounted for this, and got a better deal in (warm, humid) North Carolina than (hot, dry) Utah. If she produces a significant amount of content while she's there that shows the facilities, classes, and other guests (instead of just crying alone in her room), that will confirm it.
 
Now that I’ve read through some of the spa’s blurb, yeah; it’s not coming across as a place serious about conveying proper nutritional information or fitness advice.

I get it, some people prefer that sort of spa and that’s fine. It can be a convivial social experience and I’m sure at least some of the staff would be quite happy to properly teach people what they need to know.

But for reasons, most of which are listed upthread; it’s not the place for Anna if she’s looking for serious nutritional or fitness information. And she is decidedly not. She wants a place that will pamper her and indulge her delusions that she’s a special case.

Nothing special about her except that in spite of herself, she’s managed to attract and hold a reasonably sized audience.

It’s a bit odd to me that most of our death fats are cursed with lymphedema and lipodema. Why, it’s a positive epidemic! Nursing, I never saw a single case of lipodema. Lymphedema wasn’t common either and most often was seen as an unwelcome post-op complication.

Granted, the western world has never been so collectively fat. I dread what the next 20 years will bring us.
 
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Congrats Anna, you are 3X the woman your good friend is (who we’ve totally seen before and heard you talk about endlessly).

Canceling plans last minute for no reason isn’t a bragging point, it’s a trait of the hopelessly self-involved. I know Anna is just playing with those instagram memes of “cancelled plans, yay! Night in with my cat/dog/junk food” but usually it’s part of introvert humor of which Anna, the big galumphing goof, is not a part.

Tracey is likely a masochist and doesn’t mind Anna flaking but I can guess that anyone tossing Anna a pity invite— and let’s face it, those are born of business opportunity, not camaraderie— isn’t actually expecting her to turn up.

The unreliable nightmare I can believe.
 
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This is the deathfat version of that infamous troon vs woman meme.

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Her "friend" is so effortlessly jovial, even if she's putting it on for the camera (surely she is) it's believable. Meanwhile Anna is a giant hulking beast taking up too much space and putting on her usual cringe-inducing I'm Having a Great Time I Swear face. Anna, we know you're not having a great time, you can close your mouth now.
 
What the ever loving fuck is that outfit? Even ghetto queens going to Walmart wouldn’t wear that outfit. It looks like the bottom of a teenager‘s junk drawer.
Looking at the social of the other gorl it was a bunch of skinny 30 somethings and 20 somethings doing Barbie homage in sexy rompers and dresses and other spring clothes and then the clearly no longer a 20 or 30 something Anna dressed like her usual retarded self. She most feel incredibly out of place at these things.
 
Looking at the social of the other gorl it was a bunch of skinny 30 somethings and 20 somethings doing Barbie homage in sexy rompers and dresses and other spring clothes and then the clearly no longer a 20 or 30 something Anna dressed like her usual retarded self. She most feel incredibly out of place at these things.

Yes, it seems to be a pop-up café in Houston.

Influencer's Instagram post:

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Instagram for the café:

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Really mostly looks like one of those influencer hell things that Anna frequents, the places that are more about photo ops than anything else.
 
I am a real cancel queen due to a real medical condition that flares its ugly head at the most inopportune times. I’ve still shown up to events half dead. Don’t insult me with your fucking bullshit, Anna. Old life pre surgery my ass. You‘re randomly chopping off body parts because you’re a fat pig who doesn’t want to do the work. You have no friends, so how convenient that these imaginary buddies are being described as being so “patient” with you. As in remembering you exist when you show up months later to a soiree? You have to pay people to help you with tasks that most friends will gladly do for free. Their patience is actual forgetfulness. They forgot that you even exist until they see you come rambling in like a linebacker high on cocaine. The outfit is perfect; it denotes what a fake douche bag you really are. An obese, loud and whiney bitch who thinks she knows what an actual chronic illness is. You can fuck right off.
 
I can see why Anna rejected the fat camp in Utah.

It’s an actual fitness camp where people are expected to exercise all day and eat healthy food in small portions. Even the dishes and bowls are small and the few decadent food items they have are tiny. Calories are counted and I doubt they have an all-you-can-eat buffet with unlimited trips.

Instead of a place that could actually help her, she chose Camp Asspat.
 
What the ever loving fuck is that outfit? Even ghetto queens going to Walmart wouldn’t wear that outfit.
...Anna dressed like her usual retarded self.

Look at what her "good friend" was wearing. Also the young woman in the background with the long brown hair. Anna showed up with dank stringy hair in a cartoonish ugly-ass onesie. Even a self-respecting toddler wouldn't wear that in public.

I know everybody's taste is different, but she has other pink outfits that look better than this. I don't know why she chose to waddle out of the house wearing this shit.

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She's a disproportionate mess

Look at the size of her right hand. Looks like she's wearing a catcher's mitt or inflated rubber glove. Maybe the doctors will liposuction her hands, too.
 
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So is she yet another deathfat who is using hair powder up front? That matte ashy color on her grown-out roots is either the usual dry shampoo, or its the hair powder/spray stuff. (Usually I wouldn't shade someone for using that kind of product, but these women are so heavy-handed with the stuff. Yet another layer of reverse dysphoria and not realizing how awful and sickly they look, and that everyone can notice.)
 

These are the 'cross-legged' chairs that they push on TikTok for people to be able to fit their whole body onto the seat of. It's just barely wide enough that we don't see her already chopped down thighs hanging off the edge.

Not to mention the nervous moment as she blindly feels her way into the seat because she certainly can't rotate enough to look behind her or even see the seat over her own massive body even if she could rotate. Do the wheels lock? How many times has she flung her entire self into a rolling chair just for it to push away and drop her ass?
 
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