Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Knyttet]

wife.

A 133 word run-on sentence!

THAT’S A NEW RECORD!!

The previous record was 94 words. Meaning he smashed his previous record by about 41%!

I think this record will be tough to beat, honestly.

 

[TowinKarz]

I just want to share some of my favorite parts, specifically the idea that there are Care Bears that are apparently running around doing their equivalent of wetwork.

Also, so fedora tipping that his Care Bear film ends with them killing God. Holy shit.

Any pitch with "Rainbow blast" in it should be immediately round filed.

Oh, and Bob?

It was called "The Care Bear Stare" - geeze, I barely were aware of them as a kid and even I know that was their "ultimate power".

 

[Smithfield Ham]

A 133 word run-on sentence!

THAT’S A NEW RECORD!!

The previous record was 94 words. Meaning he smashed his previous record by about 41%!

I think this record will be tough to beat, honestly.

Commas and periods are for unenlighted "believers" while I am an enlighted" thinker" child

 

[Mola Ram]

Commas and periods are for unenlighted "believers" while I am an enlighted" thinker" child

Who needs commas and periods when you can just pepper every other word with unnecessary hyphens?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Congratulations to Bob on another 900 pages, may you sperg on twitter long enough to hit 5k again and spawn a third thread.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Who needs commas and periods when you can just pepper every other word with unnecessary hyphens?

You mean the chaining-together-an-entire-sentence-worth-of-words-with-hyphens-to-fit-it-into-another-sentence thing he does?

 

[Mola Ram]

You mean the chaining-together-an-entire-sentence-worth-of-words-with-hyphens-to-fit-it-into-another-sentence thing he does?

That's one element of it, yeah. But he'll also do things like link together common phrases that absolutely do not need hyphens. There actually aren't too many in his latest run on sentence, but some good examples from the recent repost of his Paradise Lost Meets the Care Bears lunacy:

So, after deep-diving into the CARE BEARS mythology (and yes, apparently there is such a thing) I decided that this experiment was going to work best with a narrow focus on the earliest incarnations of the property. For fans: For fans, that means the points-of-reference here are the original ten bears, the first wave of merchandising, the TV specials, the two movies and the DiC version of the TV series.

blue-ish clouds and light-beams.

Ultimately, their “battle” settles over the newly-born planet Earth; whereupon Order gains an upper-hand with Chaos held (relatively) at bay for eons.

base-of-operations

...

That's just from the first 10 paragraphs or so. He does it so often that it all starts to look wrong; I almost used "self-appointed" as an example but that's actually correct. It's one of his odder writing quirks, and the only explanation I've ever come up with is it's a manifestation of his autism.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

That's just from the first 10 paragraphs or so. He does it so often that it all starts to look wrong; I almost used "self-appointed" as an example but that's actually correct. It's one of his odder writing quirks, and the only explanation I've ever come up with is it's a manifestation of his autism.

This is another reason I want him to write a novel. I wonder if he could push the run on sentences even further without the character limits of twitter/bluesky?

You know those YT videos where professionals judge works and grade them based on how they would be regarded in a pro setting? I'm surprised no one who writes/edits novels has ever done one for Brick by Brick. There's a shit ton of errors in there, and the bad metaphors can provide a lot of content. Bob is lucky he's so small and insignificant that no one would ever bother with him.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

This Fucking Thing.

I just want to share some of my favorite parts, specifically the idea that there are Care Bears that are apparently running around doing their equivalent of wetwork.

Also, so fedora tipping that his Care Bear film ends with them killing God. Holy shit.

 

[Mac Monster]

05Apr#01

So what has Bob done to protest the 'grave injustice' besides sit on his ass and impotently complain on Bluesky? Retard always tries to LARP as a freedom fighter when he can't even be bothered to leave moma chipman's basement.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I just have to marvel at the sheer retardation it takes to sit down and attempt to write "Paradise Lost with Care Bears and at the end they kill God!" and somehow end up turning it into an MCU ripoff.

 

[Positron]

06Apr#01
Trump is a traitor.


06Apr#02


06Apr#03


06Apr#04
Needless to say Bobby retwats a lot about the "Hands Off" protests.

Good question. Bobby does not answer because he fears the truth is too much to handle.

06Apr#05
Tony Reed's boyfriend.


06Apr#06
Whorris is out of rehab.


06Apr#07

But the (((world's most oppressed people))) can keep their golems, right?

06Apr#08
Speaking of, guess who are paying the crowd?

More about Soros and "The end of woke" later.

06Apr#09


06Apr#10


06Apr#11


06Apr#12

Dave Portnoy owns Barstool Sports.

06Apr#13

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06Apr#14

The question is, can America be an even better moneymaking engine if we get rid of wokeness? The answer should be easy for anyone with an IQ higher than Bobby. And may I ask what concept isn't "weaponized" according to these people?

06Apr#15

OK troon.

06Apr#16


06Apr#17a
Fanatics of Communist China tell Will Stancil to kill himself and call him "the dumbest person who ever lived".


06Apr#17b
Indeed it is hard to tell who are more retarded.


06Apr#17c

While the traditional definition of knowledge -- "justified true belief" -- is constantly under fire, the contention is almost always on the "justified" part and occasionally on the "true" part. No one ever doubt that knowledge is belief.

06Apr#18
Trump took Switch 2!!!
Gamergate took Switch 2!!!!


06Apr#19a
Some young man fetishizes factory work.

You can be a maker without being locked in the assembly line 12 hours a day. Pick up a craft, even if it is painting Warhammer figures.

06Apr#19b

Bobby yearns for said "primal physical exertions" because he never did it and will never have the chance to do it.

06Apr#20

I can't speak for anyone else, but to me assembly line is a much better work environment than customer service.

06Apr#21

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06Apr#22
Cinephiles, prepare to suffer.


06Apr#23

 

[WelperHelper99]

06Apr#01
Trump is a traitor.

Iran contra was such a cluster fuck Bob that literally Congress gave Reagan a pass, among other reasons. Not a traitor. Hilarious reading though.

06Apr#13

A omnious take about liberals having guns. Fits Bob's MO, since we all know that he wants to be the one with the gun while Republicans get none.

06Apr#18
Trump took Switch 2!!!
Gamergate took Switch 2!!!!

Bob seething over the Switch 2 will never not be funny.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

06Apr#20

I can't speak for anyone else, but to me assembly line is a much better work environment than customer service.

But, Blob, those things are obsolete and failed to evolve. According to your own philosophy it's a good thing that they are gone. But I forget, it's only good if it's some Blob doesn't like.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

Whats the deal with the switch 2. The shitta faggot Is totally going to buy it for the speds. If Robert Chipman can't pony up 80 bucks for the games he has bigger problems than some video game console

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

These tens of thousands of posts in this 900 page thread wouldn't even be 1/100000 of the tweets blobert has tweeted over the years.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Whats the deal with the switch 2. The shitta faggot Is totally going to buy it for the speds. If Robert Chipman can't pony up 80 bucks for the games he has bigger problems than some video game console

Blobby mad because orange man bad's tarrifs have affected the Switch 2 and as such his CONSOOM. Remember Bob is the posterboy for this meme:

He really is mad that a tablet with Nvidia chips at roughly a 3060/3070~ level, with detachable joysticks that is physically larger than the OG switch, in current year costs MORE.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

Bobbo can't even fix his busted desktop pc or buy decent mics. The switch 2 is totally out of his price Target. Find a real job Robert. It's time

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I love how Blobbo is retweeting memes about liberals owning guns too when he‘s probably tweeted about using the military and cops to mass confiscate guns from the chuds after every mass shooting. The Superior Future is self contradictory.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Bobbo can't even fix his busted desktop pc or buy decent mics. The switch 2 is totally out of his price Target. Find a real job Robert. It's time

To be fair, he DID get his ancient PC fixed when it's HDD broke that one time. He did not upgrade though, so it cancles out.

I love how Blobbo is retweeting memes about liberals owning guns too when he‘s probably tweeted about using the military and cops to mass confiscate guns from the chuds after every mass shooting. The Superior Future is self contradictory.

He's done it before. Bob believes HE should have the guns. The chuds shouldn't. That's the difference.