Trump's tariffs target Heard Island and McDonald Islands, Australian territory inhabited by penguins - Those darn penguiniggers stealing American jobs!


With his announcement of widespread new tariffs on Wednesday, President Trump spared very few places in the world from his effort to upend global trade — not even the remote Heard Island and McDonald Islands, a sub-Antarctic Australian territory inhabited by penguins, but no people.

The islands were listed among the nations and territories hit by the Trump administration's universal 10% tariff, along with mainland Australia.

Managed by the Australian government's Antarctic Division, "the islands are unoccupied by humans and remain one of the world's least anthropogenically disturbed areas," according to an official website.

"Due to the extreme isolation of Heard Island and McDonald Islands, together with the persistently severe weather and sea conditions, human activities in the region have been, and remain, limited," the Australian government website explains. "Terrestrial and marine research, undertaken as part of the Australian Antarctic science program, is currently the main human use of the Marine Reserve, while commercial fishing in the adjacent HIMI fishery is the most frequent activity in the region."

"Since the first landing on Heard Island in 1855, there have been only approximately 240 shore-based visits to the island, and only two landings on McDonald Island (in 1971 and 1980)," the website says.

Norfolk Island, another remote Australian territory with a population of just over 2,000, was hit with an even greater tariff of 29%, nearly three times higher than the Australian mainland.

Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese expressed puzzlement Thursday over that decision.

"I'm not sure what Norfolk Island's major exports are to the United States and why it's been singled out, but it has," Albanese told reporters. "I'm not quite sure that Norfolk Island, with respect to it, is a trade competitor with the giant economy of the United States."

Norfolk Island lies 1,000 miles northeast of Sydney, and its main industry is tourism. The island's chamber of commerce says it ranked as the world's number 223 exporter in 2019, shipping goods worth about $1.7 million, led by soybean meal and sowing seeds.

The tariff on Norfolk Island "exemplifies the fact that nowhere on Earth is exempt from this," Albanese said, noting that it was unclear to him why the island would face a steeper tariff than the rest of Australia.

"Last time I looked, Norfolk Island was a part of Australia," he later told public radio network ABC, describing it as "somewhat unexpected and a bit strange."

Data compiled by the Observatory of Economic Complexity indicates that, in 2023, Norfolk's exports to the U.S. amounted to $655,000 worth of goods, the vast majority of which was leather footwear.

The Guardian quoted the island's administrator, George Plant, as disputing those figures on Thursday, however.

"There are no known exports from Norfolk Island to the United States and no tariffs or known non-tariff trade barriers on goods coming to Norfolk Island," he told the British newspaper.
 
nigga they will literally just make a new tariff list

It's like synthetic weed. They just make new laws to cover new varieties of it.

Anyway this whole line of argument is fucking retarded. China isn't going to do that because you can't just set up a warehouse, you need a whole fucking ton of infrastructure as well as transportation. It'd take a long time to get operational and people would figure it out before it even started shipping Chinesium anywhere.

It'd be faster and cheaper to just use some country in Africa where China already has soft power to do the same thing that has lower tariffs.
China isn’t like America. There isn’t twenty years of studies, environmental impact research, permits, and safety signoffs to go through. China builds infrastructure really fast.
 
China isn’t like America. There isn’t twenty years of studies, environmental impact research, permits, and safety signoffs to go through. China builds infrastructure really fast.
It's still a moot point because it is way faster and cheaper to just build up a manufacturing base in another country that has lower tariffs and already has infrastructure as well as access to shipping routes.
It would take literally zero effort by the US government overnight to just say "yeah this island is China"

China does build artificial islands for military bases but the requirements for those are very different to building an artificial island as a manufacturing base.

edit: I think some people don't understand economies of scale. To make an artificial island economically viable when shipping Chinesium you need like 1000 warehouse and 500 employees in each (at minimum) plus all the shit that goes with that. The cost of building all that shit isn't insignificant.
 
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Or maybe, just maybe, the man who has spent his entire adult life pulling the press along on a leash, like the little yappy dog they are, understand how to manipulate the retarded subhumans that make up the journalist class and this is him dangling car keys in front of them. Some of you fuckers haven't read Art of the Deal and it shows.
 
Isn't there like 1 million dollars worth of machinery exported from there each year to the USA?
 
Or maybe, just maybe, the man who has spent his entire adult life pulling the press along on a leash, like the little yappy dog they are, understand how to manipulate the retarded subhumans that make up the journalist class and this is him dangling car keys in front of them. Some of you fuckers haven't read Art of the Deal and it shows.
As much as calling everything he does mega Fascism 2.0 is retarded, I feel turning every weird thing into some master class in business acumen is kinda on the same level. It’s not that deep bro.
 
So no one was hurt, no trade is impacted, no economies were destroyed, and the island tariffs will never be activated? It's just another meaningless line on the books of government regulations?

I can see why this is the headline story topping every single news outlet for the last week. Very important stuff.
 
As much as calling everything he does mega Fascism 2.0 is retarded, I feel turning every weird thing into some master class in business acumen is kinda on the same level. It’s not that deep bro.
Yeah, it's probably just him fucking with the press and the left because he knows it's a shiny thing they'll chase like single minded retards. Why do you think he left covfefe in the tweet? Shit, people an do this themselves, go on Reddit and use their/there/they're wrong and every circle jerking retarded midwit will fall all over themselves to correct you.
 
They never cared about those islands until they can use on-the-surface info to dunk on trump.
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How come the article left out how the US received over a million dollars in goods from those two islands by some country trying to avoid tariffs? Or has that been DEBOONKED since I went to bed?
 
It would take literally zero effort by the US government overnight to just say "yeah this island is China"
This isn’t how sovereignty fucking works retard. The US doesn’t decide what is China and what isn’t China. If Australia says some island is Australia, it’s Australia, period. It doesn’t matter if there is a Chinese warehouse there or whatever. It’s Australia. Or do you think the Square Enix office in Los Angeles is Japan?
 
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese expressed puzzlement Thursday over that decision.

"I'm not sure what Norfolk Island's major exports are to the United States and why it's been singled out, but it has,"
"I have no idea what we export but I'm angry cuz I was told to be"

"How could America not care about the retard autistic burds that aren't native to their country?"

Imagine going to school to be able to write something this retarded.
 
Trump: Shakes up globalism.
Retards: Nooo, not my heckin' penguinos!

Really? That's the fucking hill guano pile you're dying on?
 
Trump: Shakes up globalism.
Retards: Nooo, not my heckin' penguinos!

Really? That's the fucking hill guano pile you're dying on?
As people have said, everyone's talking about the penguins and not the rest of the tariffs he's slapped on.
 
The true purpose of this article is to trick "people" like Denims or Hasan into sperging about Trump and penguins for a half hour, which means more content for us. I hope this investment pays dividends.
 
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