Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

No pic but between @Folgers Can 's efforts and mine, we know the following:

• Aaron has a few fans in the Willmar area (he had a show there at one point). After the arrest, several fans sent him info of Nick and April/Kayla sightings. At least 1-2 were verified, I believe. (I'd have to go back and check but it would be a slog.)
• "Doorman" who DMed Aaron while he was streaming his evening show on Monday the 31st told him: 1) Nick was at the VFW and then 2) later said that Nick's card was declined.
• This "Doorman" person has been a STMS fan/chatter for some time and does not seem particularly problematic.
• A "Nick" (no last name) has won the VFW raffle on two Mondays in March, the 31st and the 3rd. It's karaoke night.
• We know Nick loves karaoke,

That's enough for me. Depends on your standard of evidence, I suppose.

That's a lot of words about fan fiction that almost certainly never happened.

 

[Captain Manning]

Are you sure it was Sean that made a bet? I could've sworn the bet you're referring to was between Meme Copium and Pepsi Man666, who Nick has singled out by name on at least one occasion.

100% sure. It was Sean who accepted (not made) such a bet. Though I forget who with, and it might have been Pepsiman with both Sean and Meme. Both can be true.

It was either $20 or £20.

Point is Sean correctly predicted Nick would get no jail time. Obviously, it ain't over till the judge approves the plea, but it's highly unlikely Nick will see the inside of a cell. Sean has been pretty much consistently correct about everything. Nick and Balldoguards just can't accept that.

The difference between Sean and Nick is like night and day when it comes to having a good grasp of the law. I guess that is what happens when you actually practice law on a regular basis.

But he like... uhhh... eats sandwiches and is fat. Or something. Also, according to Barnes he likes anime and is "constitutionally illiterate."

 

[Strix454]

5am: collapse into bed after setting an alarm for 8:30am.

The additional detail here is that he probably falls asleep through blackout via either mixing provigil and alcohol (his old method) or snorting ketamine (probably his new method).

In the past during his streaming he admitted to taking provigil before he went to sleep.

There would also be eating a bowl of raman at 3:30am.

 

[AnOminous]

Addicts sleep, every natural routine has been burnt out, they sulk and sleep and spend their mornings and early afternoons in bed, until hunger or a need to use the toilet forces them to start their day.

Hey I know we don't like April here but isn't calling her a toilet a little too far?

 

[Sloppa]

The additional detail here is that he probably falls asleep through blackout via either mixing provigil and alcohol (his old method) or snorting ketamine (probably his new method).

In the past during his streaming he admitted to taking provigil before he went to sleep.

There would also be eating a bowl of raman at 3:30am.

I'm a new Alog, I didn't know about the Provigil. This might explain his excess sweating or "heat allergy" as he puts it. He has or had hypertension grade II from his alcohol and stimulant addiction, he lost weight to cut the excess sweating and hot flashes, so he could paint-over this obvious sign of his poor health.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Hey I know we don't like April here but isn't calling her a toilet a little too far?

A toilet has a purpose, what is April's?

 

[Folgers Can]

That's a lot of words about fan fiction that almost certainly never happened.

The main reason never to venture beyond mere "I want to believe" territory is that even though Doorman said upon his shift being "done" that he would "stay after" in the customer area for more observation, and even though he (or possibly someone else in the unarchived Rumble chat that Aaron was reading aloud) then said "get some video on the Toe Boys page," nevertheless he somehow never managed to whip out his phone and easily produce that proof. Unfortunately the Toe Boys Facebook group is private, but given that it has 1.8K members you'd think that someone would have saved any proof posted there and reposted it here for Nick's alogs to laugh at, or on Aaron's subreddit and/or Melton's discord for Aaron's alogs to use it to try to dox Doorman or to try to get Aaron in trouble somehow for ostensibly encouraging it. Instead, crickets and tumbleweeds since Monday.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Strix454]

I'm a new Alog, I didn't know about the Provigil. This might explain his excess sweating or "heat allergy" as he puts it. He has or had hypertension grade II from his alcohol and stimulant addiction, he lost weight to cut the excess sweating and hot flashes, so he could paint-over this obvious sign of his poor health.

He claimed to be taking it for narcolepsy. But he was describing taking at at the end of the day before going to sleep. He also seemed to be taking it after drinking alot of alcohol.

The weight loss is its own story. But I attribute that largely to heavy cocaine use at the time and crazy desire to re-gain his pre-adult skinny college body. His story was that he went from around 200 pounds down to around 140 pounds at the lowest. And that is at a height of maybe 6'2.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

This is the slowest I have seen this thread move in almost a year. See Nick, if you'd just shut the hell up about one mans penis and stay away from the Internet, most people would just forget all about you and any past e-fame you thought you had. Pretty damn quick it seems. How funny. How weird.

 

[ItsAaronIgnoreMe]

The main reason never to venture beyond mere "I want to believe" territory is that even though Doorman said upon his shift being "done" that he would "stay after" in the customer area for more observation, and even though he (or possibly someone else in the unarchived Rumble chat that Aaron was reading aloud) then said "get some video on the Toe Boys page," nevertheless he somehow never managed to whip out his phone and easily produce that proof. Unfortunately the Toe Boys Facebook group is private, but given that it has 1.8K members you'd think that someone would have saved any proof posted there and reposted it here for Nick's alogs to laugh at, or on Aaron's subreddit and/or Melton's discord for Aaron's alogs to use it to try to dox Doorman or to try to get Aaron in trouble somehow for ostensibly encouraging it. Instead, crickets and tumbleweeds since Monday.

Pics or it didn't happen.

His boss made him delete it.

 

[Melty Butter]

The main reason never to venture beyond mere "I want to believe" territory is that even though Doorman said upon his shift being "done" that he would "stay after" in the customer area for more observation, and even though he (or possibly someone else in the unarchived Rumble chat that Aaron was reading aloud) then said "get some video on the Toe Boys page," nevertheless he somehow never managed to whip out his phone and easily produce that proof. Unfortunately the Toe Boys Facebook group is private, but given that it has 1.8K members you'd think that someone would have saved any proof posted there and reposted it here for Nick's alogs to laugh at, or on Aaron's subreddit and/or Melton's discord for Aaron's alogs to use it to try to dox Doorman or to try to get Aaron in trouble somehow for ostensibly encouraging it. Instead, crickets and tumbleweeds since Monday.

Pics or it didn't happen.

(Just in time @ItsAaronIgnoreMe . I was just about to post this, which now seems pointless.)

Lol - Okay, I'm not actually all that invested in this (just being autistic) but let me take a stab at this another way.
(Also, Doorman may not have wanted to take out his phone.)

A stats argument because we KNOW there was a Nick at the VFA unless the person who posts the raffle winner across their social media is up to a lot of fuckery.

The Name Nick or Nicholas

166M males in America.
284,597 Nicks or Nicholases in America (as reported by Social Security Administration)
= .17% of the population of men

For qualitative reasons and in fairness to possible detractors of this silly analysis, let's quadruple that because it used to be a more popular name with the 35+, and it's very popular with white people (Willmar and area).
= .68%


Link

There are many pics of the VFA's events. Looks to be about 100 people. maximum. Let's assume 70 of those people were male because vets, men like bars more than women, etc.

That means there was likely to be exactly ONE Nick at the VFA last Monday for Karaoke/Raffle Night.
I'm choosing to believe this one.
(And, yes, I know there may be Russians and Greeks on this thread who have 500 Nicholases in your family, but that's not Willmar.)

 

[There She Glows]

It is funny (and weird) to think about Nick the supposedly affluent lawyer entering raffles at the VFA to snatch meat from the mouths of broke and struggling veterans.

No Nick, not that kind of meat!

 

[Vibralldo]

It is funny (and weird) to think about Nick the supposedly affluent lawyer entering raffles at the VFA to snatch meat from the mouths of broke and struggling veterans.

No Nick, not that kind of meat!

Hey, Nick needs that meat to feed his children.
Just kidding, he doesn't feed his kids

This is the slowest I have seen this thread move in almost a year. See Nick, if you'd just shut the hell up about one mans penis and stay away from the Internet, most people would just forget all about you and any past e-fame you thought you had. Pretty damn quick it seems. How funny. How weird.

Nick will be back, he needs the attention

 

[Law]

This is the slowest I have seen this thread move in almost a year.

So you're saying Bossman Jack has a chance to win LOTY 2025?

 

[Vibralldo]

So you're saying Bossman Jack has a chance to win LOTY 2025?

Styx, Destiny, and Ralph are gonna be tough to beat

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nicholas is the gayest of spellings of that name.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

His boss made him delete it.

Are you claiming to be Aaron Imholte? If so, why haven't you gotten your account verified?

I'd like to know if you are retarded or merely pretending to be retarded.

The main reason never to venture beyond mere "I want to believe" territory is that even though Doorman said upon his shift being "done" that he would "stay after" in the customer area for more observation, and even though he (or possibly someone else in the unarchived Rumble chat that Aaron was reading aloud) then said "get some video on the Toe Boys page," nevertheless he somehow never managed to whip out his phone and easily produce that proof. Unfortunately the Toe Boys Facebook group is private, but given that it has 1.8K members you'd think that someone would have saved any proof posted there and reposted it here for Nick's alogs to laugh at, or on Aaron's subreddit and/or Melton's discord for Aaron's alogs to use it to try to dox Doorman or to try to get Aaron in trouble somehow for ostensibly encouraging it. Instead, crickets and tumbleweeds since Monday.

There's a few things. First of all, I wouldn't be surprised if he went out drinking somewhere and sang karaoke despite the legal issues, but this is neither the location nor the venue I'd expect based on the past. After all, the karaoke night at the Gay 90s is more his speed. I believe Nick has also talked about feeling like he's being stared at as a result of the drama around town in the past year, which would make it even more likely that he would head further afield than Willmar.

Also, Aaron is, according to Aaron's own claims, being trolled. Aaron has claimed to have been contacted by somebody claiming to be his classmate-turned-journalist-turned-detractor Paul, read out his own responses on stream where he accepts he's talking to Paul, only to announce that he's decided that it's somebody pretending to be Paul. Then there was the thing where he said he thought somebody sent super chats pretending to be someone. And then it could just be one of his fans making something up to embarrass Nick.

For qualitative reasons and in fairness to possible detractors of this silly analysis, let's quadruple that because it used to be a more popular name with the 35+, and it's very popular with white people (Willmar and area).
= .68%

That graph shows that over 1% of men born between around the late 70s to early 00s have the name, which makes it one of the most common names of men aged roughly 20-50.

This is the slowest I have seen this thread move in almost a year.

That's because other than going to LA to appear on Dick's shows he's done nearly nothing of interest in the past 6 months.

 

[Strix454]

So you're saying Bossman Jack has a chance to win LOTY 2025?

Bossman will lose. Because losing is the essence of being Bossman Jack.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Point is Sean correctly predicted Nick would get no jail time. Obviously, it ain't over till the judge approves the plea, but it's highly unlikely Nick will see the inside of a cell. Sean has been pretty much consistently correct about everything. Nick and Balldoguards just can't accept that.

I'm not a lawyer and that wasn't a difficult prediction. Here's what I thought back in July. Nick finally came around. This prediction was before Kayla hired atty and before April was charged but it's pretty close. State took my "really lenient" tack the lazy bastards.

I think the prosecutor will offer them a deferred adjudication plea of a lesser amount conditioned on both taking it, rehab probation, etc. I could see them rejecting that and having one of them plead guilty, state the drugs were solely their own, etc, etc. The state could still try constructive possession on the other parent but it will be harder if one parent testifies it was solely theirs.

If the state is really lenient, they could offer the plea and drop charges against the other parent.

Considering Nick seems to be the only one with a lawyer, I suspect he's going to take the hit. The court wouldn't allow her to be steamrolled into anything other than charges dismissed. I'm still confused as to whether these are separate cases.

Nick will carefully craft a narrative that "lot's of people" plead guilty to stuff they didn't do to protect their families without actually stating that he didn't do it. He tried it out last night.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

So you're saying Bossman Jack has a chance to win LOTY 2025?

No no, I still think Nick will win in another landslide. We have probation conditions and Montagraph this year. And whatever dipfuckery he gets himself into until years end. He's still my favorite for the win. His streaming career is dead and buried. He'll get into more real life issues that will seal it