William James Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies LLC, Jeff Harrist & Jeremy Young & donkeykongforum.com, Benjamin Q Smith

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
someone should correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure the whole claim about him cheating was just that he played on an emulator, right? and that it was potential that he DID cheat? it was so long ago that i learned about all this that i don't remember if he was actually confirmed to have cheated on any scores.
Y'know, that's actually a good point and I don't know the answer to that. My understanding is the claim was he got those scores on 'original hardware' but it was an emulator, but I don't remember anything about actual cheating.

Maybe all along he's just been a silly little man with hot sauce and luscious locks who thinks too highly of himself but is otherwise utterly harmless. I just hope his hot sauce is good.
 
Billy has been purported to be a cheat because of The King of Kong movie, where he was portrayed as the heel. He accepted it and leaned into it for fame and fortune, like a true boss.
He's a family man
He's patriotic
He's a video game god.
He's got fantastic hair.
He's not brain-rotted by social media or discord.
He takes care of business.
He offers a discount on his hot sauce if you enter code "Billy".

Right after seeing the movie, I became fascinated with the guy. Honestly, what's not to like?
 
Why is that one guy dressed like that? Are lawyers in Australia required to dress like a gay Liberace or does he just do that by choice?
View attachment 7181598
Court fags are required to dress like the br*t*sh to show their loyalty to the "commonwealth" even though they are "independent". It's the same with the Canucks.
 
lol i come back from my vacation. And this is the funniest twist in the world.
Bravo Karl bravo.
He hid the true reason from your audience on the bet that you could pin the obvious bullying to death you, DarkViper and EZscape did to Apollo on Billy.
I remember watching that call out video and the resulting fallout.
What is it with Speedrunning spergs and think their made up rules apply to real life serious court?
The husband. (Did they intentionally sent the most Albino hostile camera or wtf is this?)
View attachment 7181525
This is the face of a man who bet it all and lost.
The smile? Forced
The eyes? Dead
The thoughts? Grim
This is the face of a man who now owes the rest of his life to some micro-celeb that is not even Z tier in the public consciousness.#
I would bet he has been sleeping on the couch since the verdict.
He bet his entire family on proving Billy killed Apollo by lolsuits.
Not to mention this picture makes him look like season 1 Star Trek alien.
Reading that blog of Karls main nut hugger and massive Billy A-log, was a fun.
His massive cope post is quite clear he is trying to "DesTiny" his way in to a win with endless argumentation on small semantics, edge cases and general batshit logic. Buy way of retarded not even collage tier argumentation tactics.
In that U SAID A FALLICY DAT MEANS U WRONG type way.
I am convinced that from all the bluster about Billy definitely being a vexatious litigant and an asshole.
They have clearly proven that they are much worse than him now. They seems to have embraced the MovieBob protocol and decided no bad tactics.
I caught Nulls stream, and when he showed the video of him saying he wants to make Billy hurt and he would never make him forget it, in a tone that came out of Cobra Commander.
I think a silly argument about high scores from the 80s has turned some of these people like really unhinged. Like dangerous unhinged.
I feel they are not "laughing at Billy". They are wishing him dead and harm. He has gotten in to their head rent free.
If they keep going like this without Billy putting a smack down on Karl to send a message. They would escalate this to physical harassment. Which Apollo did by showing up to "troll" him at conventions.
i noticed the comments on that blog one of the nuthuggers linked this
The comment implied Karl will appeal based on something around this? Any law kiwi know what the fuck he means?
 
Last edited:
Karl's complaining the judge didn't actually get any real expert testimony on the regular damages part of it. I'm not sure Billy had to, and have no real opinion on that
I don't see why they need experts, It seems like Billy was able to produce canceled contracts for public appearances and testimony or cancelation notices that stated they were canceled because of the Apollo suicide heat. That would be good enough proof of damages anywhere.

Any time you're so far in copes-ville that you're talking about how you need to be allowed to present you expert to tell the fact finder not to believe their lying eyes you know your case is in a bad spot.
 
someone should correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure the whole claim about him cheating was just that he played on an emulator, right? and that it was potential that he DID cheat? it was so long ago that i learned about all this that i don't remember if he was actually confirmed to have cheated on any scores.
It's as good as proven that he used the emulator on some late runs, and the use of the emulator is in its self a rule violation. It hasn't been proven that he did any tinkering with the game/used save states/gained any actual advantage from the emulator use, but from what I hear-tell there are unproven (and probably untrue considering they come from brain-warped speed run troons) allegations that he slowed the game down 3-5% for an advantage.
 
Karl has done videos showcasing how hard it is to detect cheated speedrujs due to the sophistication possible with current technology. All Billy would have to so is watch one of these videos to see how to effectively avoid most of the common pitfalls. Lel.

I think it would be even funnier if he uploaded the most spliced together piece of shit impossible speed run and everyone just acted like it was 100% legit to spite Karl.
 
someone should correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure the whole claim about him cheating was just that he played on an emulator, right?
He used an emulator, and claimed he didn't. Just like using a corked bat or a deflated football. If you claim to do something that is the requirement for qualifying for a record, and you lied about that, you cheated. Sort of like if you bet on a sports game where you were a player, you get the award death penalty. It might be excessively harsh, but look what happened to Pete Rose.
I don't see why they need experts, It seems like Billy was able to produce canceled contracts for public appearances and testimony or cancelation notices that stated they were canceled because of the Apollo suicide heat.
Those aren't the "general damages" that comprise most of the verdict. Those "general damages" are non-economic. He definitely proved at least some actual economic damages, but those weren't the bulk of the award.
 
The comment section, while frequently sweeped, is entertaining as well.
Screenshot_20250405-193013.png
 
I think it would be even funnier if he uploaded the most spliced together piece of shit impossible speed run and everyone just acted like it was 100% legit to spite Karl.
Fuck splicing it together. Get an N64 with a gameshark. Start a livestream, completely broadcast the input of the "stop time" and "infinite life" codes for Goldeneye, and play through Dam at a glacial pace. Just say "easy" at the results screen, and cut the stream.
 
rickey's hot sauce is safe from the evils of globalism and apparently also has free shipping. i didn't know billy was such a red-blooded patriot. guess the america tie should've given it away.
Billy is going to judo chop the subhuman Australian **** for the glory of the United States of America
 
someone should correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure the whole claim about him cheating was just that he played on an emulator, right? and that it was potential that he DID cheat? it was so long ago that i learned about all this that i don't remember if he was actually confirmed to have cheated on any scores.
Billy denies that he ever played the game on MAME (the emulator). But the tapes of his records show a visual bug in the level transitions that only happens when you play on MAME, never on original hardware.

Playing on MAME is not allowed in the main categories. On MAME you can save the game state and reload it at any time. You can also record and play back entire game sessions. This isn't a video file, it saves all your inputs and plays the game for you in exactly the same way. I haven't tried this out myself so I'm not 100% sure, but if the replays can be taken over during playback, if you can rewind the replay or edit it directly, someone could create a seamless "perfect" run with no detectable splices. Doom and Quake have similar replay systems which have been used for cheating in this way.
 
There used to be WAY more info online about all of the BS in that movie. I don't know if I'm just bad at finding it now, or if it's been deleted. As you can see, the link in that article to Walter Day's comments doesn't go anywhere anymore. It's a shame. But, yes, that "documentary" is what started the Billy Mitchell hate train. After watching it, I disliked him too. Until I did some digging and realized I'd been hoodwinked.
You can still get to Walter's posts, thankfully.
https://web.archive.org/web/20081216151442/https://www.twingalaxies.com/forums/viewforum.php?f=86
It is still very interesting information due to so much of Billy Mitchell's public image being centered around that movie. Funny to see a Karl defender in another screenshot say the Judge should have been shown The King of Kong to learn about Mitchell's character, something that was also based on lies and dramatization for the sake of views and content.
Jobst should follow the example of Budd Dwyer and deliver an eloquent speech followed by Dwyer's dramatic closing word. Oh wait, he's Australian, he can't get a gun. Would hitting himself in the head with a hammer until he dies be as impressive?
You had the makings of a boomerang joke right there. And you just, threw it away.
 
Billy denies that he ever played the game on MAME (the emulator). But the tapes of his records show a visual bug in the level transitions that only happens when you play on MAME, never on original hardware.

Playing on MAME is not allowed in the main categories. On MAME you can save the game state and reload it at any time. You can also record and play back entire game sessions. This isn't a video file, it saves all your inputs and plays the game for you in exactly the same way. I haven't tried this out myself so I'm not 100% sure, but if the replays can be taken over during playback, if you can rewind the replay or edit it directly, someone could create a seamless "perfect" run with no detectable splices. Doom and Quake have similar replay systems which have been used for cheating in this way.
The big question is.
Is it really that important to keep going after this guy to prove he is a fraud? Especially to the degree they are putting body's on his name now.
From what i can tell, he shows up at some mid-tier cons that have the extra's from season 3 of shit SI-Fi shows nobody cares about as their flagship guests.
From all the footage of Billy being the "King of Kong" at cons. Nobody really shows interest in him and has lines out the back waiting to get an autograph. If it was not for these autistic slapfights. I doubt anyone would know him at all. And confuse his name for a character on a British Soap opera.
Billy himself shares a lot of the blame for this, he should have just rolled with the Cartoon Network punch and show a small amount of self awareness and laugh at himself once in a while.
But it is quite clear the other side is just as guilty of escalation. Billy is no longer a joke, a lolcow to be laughed at. He is the speedrunning devil and needs to be taken out at any cost. Any they are convincing people that 72 virgins await them if they Kamikaze him.(All speedrunners)
We have escalated from autistic deep dives in to the manufacturing processes of Donkey Kong arcade sticks from the 80s and tear downs of schematics of MAME boards. To murder by lolsuits.
They are ruining their lives going after a street bum ranting that he is king of the world on the street.
 
Last edited:
I don't like to see Billy win, but I do like to see Karl lose. The smarmy cunt had it coming and it was obvious from miles away that Karl's position and immediate doubling down was completely indefensible. He should have stuck with exposing provable cheaters instead of latching on to Mitchell like a leech.
This is the one instance where Billy not only deserves to win, his win is a net positive for the entire world.
 
someone should correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure the whole claim about him cheating was just that he played on an emulator, right? and that it was potential that he DID cheat?
Back when I was following this stuff, it was that he had incredibly low credibility and might have cheated. I don't know how this spun off into Billy DEFINITELY being a cheater who killed Apollo Legend. The hotsauce stuff is new to me, too.
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Billy Bong
Back