Debate users @Welperhelper99 and @Generic Anime Girl on the ethics of Mormon e-dating - The real reason a kiwi dating app should never be made

[Judas Connor Moon]

How would Mormom Jesus feel about all this?

 

[DickMain]

We may have vastly different philosophical ideas at play here.

I'll drink to that, brother. Barkeep, a double shot of gin for me and a mike's lemonade for the lady. Water it down.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

How would Mormom Jesus feel about all this?

He would obliterate everybody in this thread with space laser. He would also throw us into a volcano so we become Lord Xenu's problem.

 

[Turkey Beef]

Didn't know they were a metokur fan.

Yeah he spent several dozen pages or so being weirdly whiteknight-y and parasocial towards Daddy Jim on his thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jim-ja...81jim-internet-aristocrat.24191/post-20130670

 

[stupid frog]

Frog's one of the kiwi marriage successes by the way.

I'm really not, lol.

 

[Welfare Bum]

he weldz

Weldz his hand to his desensitized sandpaper cock when looking at futa probably.

 

[Hitchhiker]

I'm really not, lol.

I think the real solution to the Kiwi Farms marriage problem is for every user to get married together and have a really fucked up polyamorous relationship.

 

[Anti Snigger]

GAG is strongly considering Catholicism and becoming a nun, romebros… we did it

 

[Skitarii]

They're going to make Slopjaks real if they have a kid and that child will be so autistic and vantablack it will destroy the world. @Generic Anime Girl is a Cuban Jewish mulatto and @WelperHelper99 is Mormon.

This whole situation summed up

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

This whole situation summed up

Wait, so that means that Welper wanted to get not only with one, but two Jewish girls? Something weird is happening here, maybe the LDS is in desperate need of new lawyers

 

[stupid frog]

I think the real solution to the Kiwi Farms marriage problem is for every user to get married together and have a really fucked up polyamorous relationship.

Forget Kiwi marriages, @ me when the first child of two users shows up. I know one guy and his dad used the site, but I wanna see what "evil spawn" this site creates. Too bad we'll still have to wait some years.

 

[karz]

good thread. its still a gay thread but i did laugh.

 

[Endless Torment]

Imagine being sober on KF.

I never had alcohol and I'm neither Muslim nor Mormon.

 

[Brap God]

Kiwifarms as a website stands to document the stupidity of other people, it was created that way. It’s also our biggest flaw. When we dig deep into the history of others, we start to eat our own too. When we document lolcows, people who historically cannot change, we also start to see our fellow users, who I assume are fairly normal, as those who cannot change. Most people ebb and flow. We’ve all said stupid shit online while drunk, all done terrible, embarassing things that lurk in the back of our minds. God forbid a woman be young and stupid .

I'm amazed at how off the mark you are about this website. There is no eating our own, you either keep your embarrassments to yourself or get caught in 4k and are made fun of. There is no in-between. You might potentially get the kiddy glove treatment if the userbase pities you or likes you but otherwise your ass is grass.

 

[alphabetnigger]

So did you get nudes?

I

 

[Hitchhiker]

I never had alcohol and I'm neither Muslim nor Mormon.

Probably not too uncommon, there's a lot of users under 21.

but otherwise your ass is grass.

Your ass is grass and I'm a fucking lawnmower.

 

[Endless Torment]

I'm amazed at how off the mark you are about this website. There is no eating our own, you either keep your embarrassments to yourself or get caught in 4k and are made fun of. There is no in-between. You might potentially get the kiddy glove treatment if the userbase pities you or likes you but otherwise your ass is grass.

Internet friends aren't real and I would say trying to become close friends on this site is probably the worst idea possible. You can't make friends on a platform where disclosing anything personal is something you are told to never do.

 

[Modern Audience]

I'm amazed at how off the mark you are about this website. There is no eating our own, you either keep your embarrassments to yourself or get caught in 4k and are made fun of. There is no in-between. You might potentially get the kiddy glove treatment if the userbase pities you or likes you but otherwise your ass is grass.

I've incited the ire of kiwifarm members in the past and literally all you need to do is not respond if they actually get to you. As long as you do that and not act like some psycho, your ass will be fine.

 

[Brap God]

I've incited the ire of kiwifarm members in the past and literally all you need to do is not respond if they actually get to you. As long as you do that and not act like some psycho, your ass will be fine.

This is good advice in general. Couple that with decent opsec and no powerleveling and your ass will be as safe as can be.

 

[Meiwaku]

I'm sober on and off the Farms.

"Kiwi Farms Sober" sounds like one of those excuses where you can have a little lick of the bottle as long as you're alogging.