DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
If DSP's fighting game logic confuses you, just remember he grew up when fighting games were mostly played in arcades. He 100% was that loser that sat on the machine all day stomping kids that just mashed buttons or only did simple combos. The fact that MMR exists now puts him in lobbies with players at his actual skill level, meaning he cant do this anymore. Its also why he gravitates more toward lobby modes in online play, to bypass MMR and get back to stomping lower skilled players just trying to have fun.
 
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Something Phil loves to claim is that the pre YouTube FGC days were ones where people would naturally discover things on their own. It reminded me of the old British TV show Gamesmaster, where I finally found the section I was thinking of


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TL:DW as soon as Tekken 2 was released in the arcades, they would get the Japanese magazines and the then-primitive internet to find all the moves and combos, then turn up with a pen and paper and figure out all the most overpowered or broken tactics.
 
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CannedBacon said:
Since we can't get a poll for tomorrow, do you guys think DSP will make 3k for his bday marathon?
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He definitely has something preplanned with his whales.

The main evidence is how much he insisted on the 3k number.
The whale discord is definitely still a reality and I bet there's one who promised to complete the tips to 3k.

Piggy is definitely unique in that regard I don't really know other streamers that directly plan with their whales how many tips they'll get.
 
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If only someone would care, oh wait, 3 likes.


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Let me guess, although Phil is advertising that he'll be drinking, he is dropping the $100 a shot rule for this one, right? Because 30 shots in a single day is a lot, even for him. I'm a bit of a lightweight but I would probably die if I tried a stunt like that, I'm sure he can handle a lot more with his build and his, ahem, history... but it would have to be enough to get him near blackout drunk.
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
Let me guess, although Phil is advertising that he'll be drinking, he is dropping the $100 a shot rule for this one, right? Because 30 shots in a single day is a lot, even for him. I'm a bit of a lightweight but I would probably die if I tried a stunt like that, I'm sure he can handle a lot more with his build and his, ahem, history... but it would have to be enough to get him near blackout drunk.
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He put into place a "pacing" rule so he will take shots when he wants with every 100$ donation.

So he'll owe shots I'm sure at the end and he'll do those next marathon and then just have a bank of shots he never really ever takes.

All his viewers will seal clap *arf arf arf* and keep sending him donations.
 
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If Khet doesn't work at a grocery store anymore I wonder if Phil will still get a store bought authentic homemade style cake to painfully eat at the end of the marathon?
All I know is fucking something interesting better happen, like a dent revolt with no contributions or KC raiding and trolling him into shutting off the stream. I want to come back for highlights and see some kind of unhinged "MY BIRTHDAY WAS RUINED!!!" meltdown like one of those girls on Super Sweet 16 freaking out and crying that they got a blue Porsche instead of a red Ferrari.
 
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Hamburger Detractor said:
If Khet doesn't work at a grocery store anymore I wonder if Phil will still get a store bought authentic homemade style cake to painfully eat at the end of the marathon?
All I know is fucking something interesting better happen, like a dent revolt with no contributions or KC raiding and trolling him into shutting off the stream. I want to come back for highlights and see some kind of unhinged "MY BIRTHDAY WAS RUINED!!!" meltdown like one of those girls on Super Sweet 16 freaking out and crying that they got a blue Porsche instead of a red Ferrari.
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INB4 he gets no knocked on his Birthday 💐
 
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Hamburger Detractor said:
If Khet doesn't work at a grocery store anymore I wonder if Phil will still get a store bought authentic homemade style cake to painfully eat at the end of the marathon?
All I know is fucking something interesting better happen, like a dent revolt with no contributions or KC raiding and trolling him into shutting off the stream. I want to come back for highlights and see some kind of unhinged "MY BIRTHDAY WAS RUINED!!!" meltdown like one of those girls on Super Sweet 16 freaking out and crying that they got a blue Porsche instead of a red Ferrari.
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He strongly implied recently that there would be no cake this year. First of all, Phil, as a mature adult, doesn't like sweets that much. He used to when he was younger and more immature, but now he's older, you see. He also said those previous cakes Kat made would have a couple of pieces eaten, then sit in the fridge for a week before being thrown away. Which is funny to me because I can't decide which is more likely: They actually ate the cakes and he's just telling a sad white lie in the vein of "We eat healthier now and my fat wife didn't attack that cake with reckless abandon," or him actually not eating and then throwing away his wife's homemade cakes.
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
He strongly implied recently that there would be no cake this year. First of all, Phil, as a mature adult, doesn't like sweets that much. He used to when he was younger and more immature, but now he's older, you see. He also said those previous cakes Kat made would have a couple of pieces eaten, then sit in the fridge for a week before being thrown away. Which is funny to me because I can't decide which is more likely: They actually ate the cakes and he's just telling a sad white lie in the vein of "We eat healthier now and my fat wife didn't attack that cake with reckless abandon," or him actually not eating and then throwing away his wife's homemade cakes.
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I just can not imagine a world where the tubbies dont scarf down every crumb of cake in the house. Im sure veggies and fruit get tossed out left and right, zero chance on the sweets.

I gurantee he thinks adults dont like sweet things so hes just adult larping at us.
 
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