DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[A Piece of Coal]

Didn’t he get really depressed and drunk during his last birthday stream? Let’s hope he gets out the rope live, but as we know, he’s too retarded to tie a knot.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Let me guess, although Phil is advertising that he'll be drinking, he is dropping the $100 a shot rule for this one, right? Because 30 shots in a single day is a lot, even for him. I'm a bit of a lightweight but I would probably die if I tried a stunt like that, I'm sure he can handle a lot more with his build and his, ahem, history... but it would have to be enough to get him near blackout drunk.

Last time I got even in the general area of 20 shots I was wishing I was dead for nearly the next week. No idea how people like Phil can pound down so much alcohol and be barely affected by it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I hope tomorrow is so lowly funded in liquidity that he finally breaks.

Tevin is master of ceremonies:

You can literally recreate Mrs. Ed in Dartides character creator as her true native abhuman subset the ogryn and just like the ogryn she loves her some extra rations.

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Proof his IQ is the same as his biological age. Who the fuck willingly does this as a male at age 43? Especially someone who insists you need to take him seriously.

If only someone would care, oh wait, 3 likes.


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Wouldn't it be more exciting to spend with the wife?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Now that Wings is "banned" from Lolcow Live how long before him and DSP do a collab?

 

[Niggernerd]

Now that Wings is "banned" from Lolcow Live how long before him and DSP do a collab?
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Coming from the guy who hit his wife. That means nothing. You have too much FAT in your heart wings

 

[EmpGulcasa]

DSP wouldn't know what chill is if he lived in Antarctica.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Wouldn't it be more exciting to spend with the wife?

What are you, some kind of fag?

 

[Mr. Brown]

The real fans are just waiting for PWR. He is the real talent, DSP is just a PWR waiting room.

 

[Iron Hamster]

What are you, some kind of fag?

Is it that obvious?
Don't forget.........his wife is allegedly dying. Not many more birthdays to spend with someone he allegedly cherishes.

 

[dent_whisperer]

The real fans are just waiting for PWR. He is the real talent, DSP is just a PWR waiting room.

It would be beyond fucking hilarious if PWR got sustained support and managed to turn his life around while Phil just remains in his pig sty begging for money.

 

[LongLiveTheKing]

So if the Dent King gets his 3 grand. Is he even going to be buzzed after 30 shots of crappy booze.

 

[Dredd2022]

Wings and DSP, "It's not my fault" personified. Insane how Wings is the more physically active of the two.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Coming from the guy who hit his wife. That means nothing. You have too much FAT in your heart wings

Okay listen here detractor, he didnt hit his wife. He had forward momentum and she just happened to be in front of him, sounds good?

 

[Niggernerd]

Okay listen here detractor, he didnt hit his wife. He had forward momentum and she just happened to be in front of him, sounds good?

Nothing he could do. She was doing pattern play

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Phil was actively withholding the true tips amounts from the leaderboard to the point long time dent Jaxx had to prod him into adding it to the total. Just blatantly scamming at this point lmao. He finally put Jaxx's $25 on the leaderboard that he probably sent him an hour ago
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"$25 dollars from Jaxx...as usual""
This is what Phil is having to resort too. He's so shook he has to start using long time actual fans as tools to help further scheme by even witholding their tips. It's one thing to thank Mr. Anonymous Tipper for donating anonymous money that he totally doesn't know who they are or if they are the same person as Mrs. Anonymous Tipper(Who they have no idea who they are) to anonymously donate money, anonymously. It's another to withhold a tipper who we always see show up for SF6 that he even admits to "as usual".

Hey Jaxx, he doesn't appreciate your money anymore. You can stop now. He's just straight up using and abusing your generosity at this point dude.

Really reminds me back with the priming the tip jar shit he has been accused of. People argued that Phil wouldn't do that, and now we are actually doing even pettier shit than that and it's just being brushed off as a normal thing he does. Then the gall to sit there and do a little new gay dance in case PPP is watching so he can feel "sussessful".

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

whining about his MC world loading wrong and detractors

He said he'll play a new save which means "dents play minecraft" returns.

My money on he'll do a box house in wood, won't decorate it or do anything remotely creative and will just run around in the world, while doing QnA

What is even funnier, is he'll be playing the bedrock version, which is the worse version of the game ridden with microtransactions and with the least intuitive main menu.

The other game he has planned is only fun if you have friends to play with so it'll be a shit show of "what do I do" segments.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I would legitimately kill myself if this is what my life was at 43. Two chat rooms larping that they like you, and fulfilling your narcissist ego. Just an insane reality to live.

The reality of still having a crippling mobile game addiction, falling into debt AGAIN, house falling apart around him, wife getting larger and sicker by the day (he doesn't care about this, just the image it creates), zero friends, hobbies, interests, mentally and socially declining rapidly, views declining.....

And everyone KNOWS all this. I'm not MATI, just always baffled that people like this can exist. It's hilarious to watch a grown man with narcissism and zero shame crack.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Has Phil ever verifiably done anything that was completely selfless?

I'm not as deep into the lore as some of you, but nothing rings a bell. I know he has said he has donated to charity because he's a good Catholic, but I don't take the word of a pathological lying miser on that.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

So what did you guys get DSP for his birthday?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

So what did you guys get DSP for his birthday?

A loaded gun for him to put in his mowlth