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Because I am a fucking idiot, and it appears that I've dug myself an even bigger hole. I am not even sure what to do now. Fucking hell...
Honest advice: kill the Kiwi Farms account and, going forward, avoid the kind of behavior that attracts the attention of Kiwi Farmers. Gooners with embarrassing fetishes are a dime a dozen. Once you drop off the radar there will be dozens more to take your place.
 
My nhentai account got compromised long ago, and this is how I find out about it? I never even fucking knew that's what it was used for. I should have known better to just leave it to whoever was unknownlingly using it. I can't stress it enough: My nhentai account isn't mine anymore.
What the hell is this supposed to be? I'm no nhentai user, so maybe this is a common thing there but the explanation sounds hella flimsy.

I came to the Farms so I could sperg without my identity being revealed to anyone, because I frankly don't care about what you guys would do to me
So you are a touhou coomer who comes here to bitch about other tuhu yuricucks whose fetishes you consider inferior to yours? K fam. This franchise is such a gem, but for the sin of having a colourful cast of funny female characters, it now suffers the curse of yuri faggots who stamp dicks onto their bodies and loser self-inserters being the majority of the fanbase. Why can't you men just be normal and not turn everything into a violent eroguro vore rape loli futanari necrophilia scenario with insect fucking for one goddamn second? These anime images will never, ever love you. In fact, they would hate the living fuck out of you for doing this to them.
 
How is it that EVERY single person I've ever met that liked Hyperdimension Neptunia or whatever the fuck it's called is a porn addicted lolifaggot that lives in his mom's basement?
I posted about it on the Lolicon defenders thread but tl;dr Neptunia is a legit lolicon franchise made for gooners
 
Honest advice: kill the Kiwi Farms account and, going forward, avoid the kind of behavior that attracts the attention of Kiwi Farmers. Gooners with embarrassing fetishes are a dime a dozen. Once you drop off the radar there will be dozens more to take your place.
Brother you're supposed to be one of us, not one against us having fun...

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Honest advice: kill the Kiwi Farms account and, going forward, avoid the kind of behavior that attracts the attention of Kiwi Farmers. Gooners with embarrassing fetishes are a dime a dozen. Once you drop off the radar there will be dozens more to take your place.
That's what I am gonna do. I don't want to dig an even bigger hole than I myself have already dug, and with me actually linking my nhentai account I am basically begging for people to find out more shit about me. I wanna stop gooning for good, perhaps what happened today was the wake-up call I needed. Again, I am sorry I turned out to be such a disappointment, but I can use this opportunity to turn my life around. I hate this kind of behavior anyway, and it's time to stop. I hope I gave you enough lols today.
 
How is it that EVERY single person I've ever met that liked Hyperdimension Neptunia or whatever the fuck it's called is a porn addicted lolifaggot that lives in his mom's basement?
Because it's pretty much just a porn game. From what little I know about it, the girls are simultaneously loli-bait and titty monsters, so it appeals to most flavours of gooner.
 
Because it's pretty much just a porn game. From what little I know about it, the girls are simultaneously loli-bait and titty monsters, so it appeals to most flavours of gooner.
I've always thought the "You don't get it, it's all just satire of the video games industry!" excuse was pretty flimsy.
 
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