Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Doctor of Autism]

So Elon got mad about SNL again for making fun of him, also including his dickriders clutching their pearls since it's pretty funny

 

[Laughing Putin]

It is bad taste for SNL to make fun of the vandalism of Teslas...

But when they called this the "Tesla emoji", I laughed.

 

[The Hardest R]

It is truly bizarre to see MAGAtards now trashing the stock market, or trashing the people upset that it's going down... these are the same MAGAtards that would faithfully retweet whenever Trump bragged that he was the reason the stock market was going up.

This addiction to defending all things Trump is a real sickness, it may be worse than Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Once again we see that the only thing that matters is OWNIN DA LIBS. Trillions of dollars of wealth evaporated these last few days but if they think a libtard somewhere is mad about it, then that’s all that matters. Millions of people will have to postpone their retirement now, which fucks up the labor market for most of the MAGA groupies of which most of them are just eking by.

I just call them MAGA groupies because that’s what they are: they eagerly look forward to the next time they can get fucked by Trump or suck his dick.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It is bad taste for SNL to make fun of the vandalism of Teslas...

But when they called this the "Tesla emoji", I laughed.

I'm going to be honest, I feel like SNL is doing that because they're aware Elon is watching and just wanted to piss him off.

Cause it is really easy to troll Elon if you're also pretty successful in some way.

Just look at how Tim Walz made Elon cry like a nerd recounting a jock shoving them in a locker or him crying to Mommy to get Mark Zuckerberg to not fight him.

But the fact Elon and his dickriders are crying about people making fun of those with autism is hysterical. They'd have a heart attack if they came to this site (not that I want them too)

 

[LifeAlert]

They'd have a heart attack if they came to this site (not that I want them too)

For all we know maybe he does lurk here. I thought not too long ago people were theorizing that he does for some reason? If you are lurking here, hi elon you're a faggot

 

[TaimuRadiu]

For all we know maybe he does lurk here. I thought not too long ago people were theorizing that he does for some reason? If you are lurking here, hi elon you're a faggot

question for mr musk if he starts posting:

why did you sign the paperwork saying they could troon out your son?

followup question:

if you killed yourself, do you think the MSM would blame the KiwiFarms?

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

https://bsky.app/profile/stefanheck.bsky.social/post/3lm5q6ktxa22y

 

[Executive Petrel]

Musk has been real quiet these past few weeks, at least away from the pop media outlets.
The guy who said empathy is a weakness sure wishes he'd have some now, I bet.

WEAKNESS IS A CHOICE

 

[FootballBuff]

How is the largest market in the world a fake system, little guy? Just because you have a severe intellectual disability and thus are incapable of understanding how the economy works doesn't make it fake.

Well of course its real! Havent you seen the line! When it goes up its green and good and when it goes down its red and bad! Whats fake about that?

 

[JaneThough]

no one actually wants to live like uncle ted. I'll buy into the "fake system" if it means I get to shit in a toilet with plumbing. thanks

Remember the “hobbit home” shit during Obama? I would not be surprised if we are told soon living underground in communal hobbit homes is like, totally the based American way soon enough.

I'm going to be honest, I feel like SNL is doing that because they're aware Elon is watching and just wanted to piss him off.

Cause it is really easy to troll Elon if you're also pretty successful in some way.

Just look at how Tim Walz made Elon cry like a nerd recounting a jock shoving them in a locker or him crying to Mommy to get Mark Zuckerberg to not fight him.

But the fact Elon and his dickriders are crying about people making fun of those with autism is hysterical. They'd have a heart attack if they came to this site (not that I want them too)

SNL always lampoons who is in power. It is a staple. The thing is, no one wax dumb enough to respond until Musk and Trump….two people SNL also gave their own episodes to host. So it’s cool when they’re sucking you’re dick but the moment they make a joke they’re the worst.

 

[AnOminous]

He's had lots of surgery to his face. In his teenage years he looks quarter oriental and he has a round face and jaw. And he was bald at 25. Now he's a plastic mess with Fallout ghoul skin from the years of coke and ketamine damaging his body.

He literally used to look like a gooner from an antique anti-masturbation pamphlet.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

https://bsky.app/profile/stefanheck.bsky.social/post/3lm5q6ktxa22y

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No rating can even come close to describing how lulzy this is, holy fucking christ.

 

[Brutalist Poop]

So Elon got mad about SNL again for making fun of him, also including his dickriders clutching their pearls since it's pretty funny

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"So, l-like, I mean, th- th- the sort of th- the left wanted to make comedy illegal, yknow, you can't make fun of ANYTHING, so there's like 'comedy SUCKS', like nothing's funny, like you can't make fun of anything, it's like 'LEGALIZE COMEDY'. Yeeeaahh!" - Elon Musk

"Waahhh please stop making fun of my shitty cars and the stock price of my companies" - Elon Musk

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Well of course its real! Havent you seen the line! When it goes up its green and good and when it goes down its red and bad! Whats fake about that?

So you have no idea how intertwined the stock market is to the US economy and life in general. You are fine with it crashing because the obese, elderly, senile conman who you want to penetrate you is causing it to crash. Of course, when Biden made it go down you were throwing a tantrum about it but now that it's your waifu, you're defending it. Hypocritical, retarded piece of crap

 

[LifeAlert]

Well of course its real! Havent you seen the line! When it goes up its green and good and when it goes down its red and bad! Whats fake about that?

>spazzing about muh fake stock market while white knighting a retarded ceo who is influencing policy to make himself richer at the expense of niggercattle like yourself to ensure his companies continue to earn profit

 

[AnOminous]

US beef is fucking shit. You have the mad cow stuff, the feed lotting, and excessive use of growth hormones which doesn't make the beef better, it just makes it grow quicker.

I disagree but I buy local (and Amish when possible). If you buy beef at Wal-Mart, yeah, that's shit.

 

[FootballBuff]

you appear to be mentally raped, little nigger. enjoy your threadban

Why? Am I getting another one? Im literally agreeing with you?

 

[nuno bo2no]

Musk has been real quiet these past few weeks, at least away from the pop media outlets.
The guy who said empathy is a weakness sure wishes he'd have some now, I bet.

Every day does feel like forever but it hasn’t even been a week since cheesehead took the stage and a week since the “stand down“ announcement.

As surreal as it all has been, with him, anything could happen. Anybody checked that he’s still breathing? He really does seem like the all or nothing type.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

He literally used to look like a gooner from an antique anti-masturbation pamphlet.
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Damn, he could have just aged into an old ugly looking male instead of an old ugly looking male with a huge gut.

 

[NoBueno]

The relationship of two rich and powerful narcissistic men is pretty much doomed from the beginning.

Least they aren't gay for each other thank christ, it's like an old man trying to wrangle his autistic son, oh... but uh.... except they run the country