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[Plum Smuggler]

But she is on testosterone which affects the female sex organs badly so it could be the case.

I wouldn't blame the organs if they did.

 

[Paper Machete]

But she is on testosterone which affects the female sex organs badly so it could be the case.

It could maybe but it'd be a rare case. T use causes dryness and atrophy. Cracking and bleeding may occur but not prolapse. That is in a lot of cases due to damage from penetration unless it's ALSO a case of pelvic floor collapse. But that is usually as a result of having too many pregnancies or from having a hysterectomy. Medfags can probably explain better but really I've never heard of a case of vaginal prolapse that wasn't from sexual trauma or some poor woman being used as a baby factory.

1. Her grandmother told her about having a vaginal prolapse and it was "ingrained" in her.
2. "Chronic stomach issues" that have led to a weak pelvic floor. Vague and not something I've heard of. Why be specific about having other issues but not name what actual "stomach issues" you have? It's likely nausea type stuff from being an anxious mess.
3. She's only been on T for 7 months. That shit is lethal in its effects but it actually takes a while for issues like vaginal atrophy to set in. Issues relating to atrophy is more common a side effect and prolapse is hardly ever mentioned. So what is this "it can make that worse".
4. Ehlers Danlos is a common munchie pick. Pooners are munchies a lot of the time. She only "read" that it was possible to cause such a thing so she's WebMDing this.
5. "I don't want my rectum to start protruding out of my vagina" Why would anyone doubt this is an unreliable narrator?
6. Shaking and crying and vomiting and crying and writing reddit posts instead of calling 911.

My bets are on this is a munchie pooner that latched on to a story her grandmother told her about a medical issue she had and she's making up her own story about it for the next time she sees her doctor.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

All my nerdy chick friends were passing this around in grade nine. The pink guy is very obviously a female self insert. He was really bratty and dumb and two older guys were obsessed with him for no reason, so basically it's just shoujo manga. We never discussed actual homos, just whether or not we thought straight boys we liked kissing was hot, which we did because Gerard Way and all the other rock stars we liked would do it sometimes for this specific reason. I think everyone I knew who read or watched this is hetero married now.
TLDR I blame the internet

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Two TIFs I've been watching for years suddenly went dark and DFE'd within the last couple of months. This happened a little after one got the titchop and another one started T but started losing hair. Do you think they detransed? In addition to this, there have been more and more teen girls joking about having a TIF phase. I think the trend is officially starting to die off.

POONER PANICS OVER POON PROLAPSE!

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While I’m more of a female anatomy enjoyer than expert, I’m pretty sure that a vagina doesn’t just suddenly decide to pop out of its hinges, so I’m reasonably sure it’s just a dumb chick doing dumb chick stuff.

Too much internet, anxiety. Probably psych drugs and cross sex hormones. You know the deal.

Anyways, couldn’t help but chuckle over the fact that instead of calling 911, this bright young girl decided to jump on Reddit and go: “HAAALP!!! MY INNIE HAS TURNED INTO AN OUTIE!!! WAT DO?!?”

Lmao she's too much of a womanlet to be a proper Disney prince.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I think the trend is officially starting to die off.

I'm hopeful but still not convinced. I have seen an interesting trend on my progressive area's reddit of all places. I've seen several posts for mostly ftm's looking for "trans friendly" employement(most are artists/graphic design) and are getting laughed off. I guess publishing grooming "Zines" doesn't count as experience anymore.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Two TIFs I've been watching for years suddenly went dark and DFE'd within the last couple of months. This happened a little after one got the titchop and another one started T but started losing hair. Do you think they detransed? In addition to this, there have been more and more teen girls joking about having a TIF phase. I think the trend is officially starting to die off.

Lmao she's too much of a womanlet to be a proper Disney prince.

Annecodotally


(sorry I can't get to the actual link for whatever reason quickly)

The tone of the pooner is like "joking desperation" but there's a real panic in her eyes too

 

[WhiteNiggasGardens]

I've been working on a very long write-up on pooner Twitter "sex workers", and a particular ratking with orbiters for the e-begger thread and here. Meanwhile, I stumbled across something funny on Plebbit. Of course, this one loves the word "fag".

Spoiler: "Transfag" whore

I never got the whole "dick rating" things. I've seen it a lot, considering how pooner e-whores are like a personal lowcow community for me. This idea, especially. Who wants this? I posted this just because of how baffling the idea of someone paying for this is.

 

[jthtgrw33]

Honestly, the best way to mess with pooners is to try to ask them anything sports related.
Not even anything hard. Just ask them what team Tom Brady beat in his last Super Bowl with the Patriots. Most normal people can remember that. (the Rams)
Guarantee they either don't know shit about sports and they'd stutter, or they'd just say "fuck off" and grumble away


i'd read that. @WhiteNiggasGardens

 

[Fapcop]

I've been working on a very long write-up on pooner Twitter "sex workers", and their ratkings for the e-begger thread and here. Meanwhile, I stumbled across something funny on Plebbit. Of course, this one loves the word "fag".

Spoiler: "Transfag" whore

View attachment 7186531View attachment 7186610I never got the whole "dick rating" things. I've seen it a lot, considering how pooner e-whores are like a personal lowcow community for me. This idea, especially. Who wants this?

Just wanted to know if you’ve checked out pooner Reddit? There are quite a few of them there.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

POONER PANICS OVER POON PROLAPSE!

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While I’m more of a female anatomy enjoyer than expert, I’m pretty sure that a vagina doesn’t just suddenly decide to pop out of its hinges, so I’m reasonably sure it’s just a dumb chick doing dumb chick stuff.

Too much internet, anxiety. Probably psych drugs and cross sex hormones. You know the deal.

Anyways, couldn’t help but chuckle over the fact that instead of calling 911, this bright young girl decided to jump on Reddit and go: “HAAALP!!! MY INNIE HAS TURNED INTO AN OUTIE!!! WAT DO?!?”

It’s actually way more common than you’d think and can be brought on by a lot of shit. Doesn’t help that she’s speed-running destroying her body.

Sometimes it do be like that

 

[Peaches Demure]

It could maybe but it'd be a rare case. T use causes dryness and atrophy. Cracking and bleeding may occur but not prolapse. That is in a lot of cases due to damage from penetration unless it's ALSO a case of pelvic floor collapse. But that is usually as a result of having too many pregnancies or from having a hysterectomy. Medfags can probably explain better but really I've never heard of a case of vaginal prolapse that wasn't from sexual trauma or some poor woman being used as a baby factory.

1. Her grandmother told her about having a vaginal prolapse and it was "ingrained" in her.
2. "Chronic stomach issues" that have led to a weak pelvic floor. Vague and not something I've heard of. Why be specific about having other issues but not name what actual "stomach issues" you have? It's likely nausea type stuff from being an anxious mess.
3. She's only been on T for 7 months. That shit is lethal in its effects but it actually takes a while for issues like vaginal atrophy to set in. Issues relating to atrophy is more common a side effect and prolapse is hardly ever mentioned. So what is this "it can make that worse".
4. Ehlers Danlos is a common munchie pick. Pooners are munchies a lot of the time. She only "read" that it was possible to cause such a thing so she's WebMDing this.
5. "I don't want my rectum to start protruding out of my vagina" Why would anyone doubt this is an unreliable narrator?
6. Shaking and crying and vomiting and crying and writing reddit posts instead of calling 911.

My bets are on this is a munchie pooner that latched on to a story her grandmother told her about a medical issue she had and she's making up her own story about it for the next time she sees her doctor.

I'm honestly not sure how much of this story I'm willing to believe/take at face value. I've seen vaginal prolapses that weren't the result of physical trauma, but they've all been on patients that were very elderly. It's hard to imagine a 20-something with this complication. Female connective tissues are naturally weaker than the corresponding structures in a male, and the drop in estrogen brought on by menopause can certainly contribute to weakening them further, but... Still shouldn't be happening.

If it's true, there's good and bad news for our Prolapse Pooner; the good news is that a vaginal/uterine prolapse is very unlikely to become fatal. Yeah, it could happen, if the prolapsing tissue is cut off from blood supply and becomes necrotic, but there are women who live decades with this. The bad news is that it's very likely to become a chronic issue. Again, need I remind you that my only reference group is elderly women?

So yeah, freaky but not an emergency room situation. Unless she's one of the very unlucky ones and the piece of bowel is cut off from blood supply.

 

[Hepativore]

If it's true, there's good and bad news for our Prolapse Pooner; the good news is that a vaginal/uterine prolapse is very unlikely to become fatal. Yeah, it could happen, if the prolapsing tissue is cut off from blood supply and becomes necrotic, but there are women who live decades with this. The bad news is that it's very likely to become a chronic issue. Again, need I remind you that my only reference group is elderly women?

Because she is so young, does she not have more treatment options to prevent this from happening again in the future? Is there any way that they can reinforce the ligaments of the pelvic floor to correct for this before it becomes chronic?

I was a researcher, not a physician, so I do not always know how these things are treated from a clinical standpoint.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Because she is so young, does she not have more treatment options to prevent this from happening again in the future? Is there any way that they can reinforce the ligaments of the pelvic floor to correct for this before it becomes chronic?

I was a researcher, not a physician, so I do not always know how these things are treated from a clinical standpoint.

With elderly patients, it's usually about managing expectations. Make sure the patient can urinate and defecate, and maintain an acceptable level of control over these functions. For a 75-year-lady, having sex isn't usually the main concern, it's avoiding the stigma of smelling like stale piss and having to wear diapers. For a woman of fertile age who experiences this as a complication of birth, sex is obviously more important, but treatment is usually conservative (as in, no surgery unless it's absolutely necessary). With younger women, it's normally a self-correcting problem anyway. For a woman who's induced early menopause in herself and apparently also has a connective tissue disorder? No idea. I guess it would depend on the circumstances. Does she want to avoid urinary incontinence or have sex normally again? Who knows. I'm sure the average GP would be stumped as well, since there isn't exactly much data on this patient group, but I'm going to hazard a guess that their first line of treatment would be conservative as well. Pelvic floor exercises, diet, stool softeners, the works.

Lemme guess, tho... She's a hamplanet with no plans on weightloss?

EDIT: As a nurse, you also have a role to provide comfort. You tell the patient that yeah, it's scary, but you're not gonna die. That sort of stuff.

 

[AfghanBlue]

With elderly patients, it's usually about managing expectations. Make sure the patient can urinate and defecate, and maintain an acceptable level of control over these functions. For a 75-year-lady, having sex isn't usually the main concern, it's avoiding the stigma of smelling like stale piss and having to wear diapers. For a woman of fertile age who experiences this as a complication of birth, sex is obviously more important, but treatment is usually conservative (as in, no surgery unless it's absolutely necessary). With younger women, it's normally a self-correcting problem anyway. For a woman who's induced early menopause in herself and apparently also has a connective tissue disorder? No idea. I guess it would depend on the circumstances. Does she want to avoid urinary incontinence or have sex normally again? Who knows. I'm sure the average GP would be stumped as well, since there isn't exactly much data on this patient group, but I'm going to hazard a guess that their first line of treatment would be conservative as well. Pelvic floor exercises, diet, stool softeners, the works.

Lemme guess, tho... She's a hamplanet with no plans on weightloss?

EDIT: As a nurse, you also have a role to provide comfort. You tell the patient that yeah, it's scary, but you're not gonna die. That sort of stuff.

I've only heard of it "just happening" out of the blue in elderly patients, yeah, and they've still all been women who've had babies in years past.
I'd have thought that even the most atrophied of pooner vag woudlnt prolapse without that previous trauma to the area, and this girl doesn't appear to be a mother.
Also the fact that she says she doesn't want her vag to fall out, but is somehow currently in the process of prolapsing? So what's actually happening then if nothings out yet?

That, plus "stomach issues" /"EDS" screams munchie, or to extend a bit more sympathy, hypochondriac.

Also fucking hell, is that her?
Look at that nose Rigg zoomed in. It's blocking like 90% of her airway. Imagine her fucking mouth breathing in order to take a gasp of air.
Those gross expander bullring never look good on anyone at all, they all look like Hitler, and then combined with the bulking of nose cartlidge from the testosterone, it just looks so hard to breath and gross. Imagine them snuffling around like a fucking pug dog. Disabling themsleves for very misguided fashion.
The retarded dog collar is right.

I wonder if all these people who think they are taboo busting (as if it wasn't a paint by numbers, off the peg pooner consoomable) kinky fuckers ever picture themsleves at 40 years old, 15 fly-by years away; clambering around on their knees pretending to be dogs, even fatter, and don't think how that just kills any residual idea they had of themsleves as anything other than extremely sad and off putting sexually.

She might be the only pooner whose apparently lost weight on T tho. Probably gasping for breath has burned some calories lol. And eating is unpleasant cos she can't breath while she does it.
Silver linings dood.

 

[Hepativore]

I've only heard of it "just happening" out of the blue in elderly patients, yeah, and they've still all been women who've had babies in years past.
I'd have thought that even the most atrophied of pooner vag woudlnt prolapse without that previous trauma to the area, and this girl doesn't appear to be a mother.
Also the fact that she says she doesn't want her vag to fall out, but is somehow currently in the process of prolapsing? So what's actually happening then if nothings out yet?

That, plus "stomach issues" /"EDS" screams munchie, or to extend a bit more sympathy, hypochondriac.

Didn't Buck Angel have a uterine prolapse from her atrophied and inflamed uterus from years of HRT, and then she had to have a total hysterectomy as a result?

 

[one_time_user]

The secret that isn't talked about is almost half of all women will have some level of vaginal prolapse, usually starting during perimenopause when estrogen levels fall. Not sure how T would play into that unless pooner has had a hysterectomy?

 

[Hepativore]

The secret that isn't talked about is almost half of all women will have some level of vaginal prolapse, usually starting during perimenopause when estrogen levels fall. Not sure how T would play into that unless pooner has had a hysterectomy?

Taking testosterone can trigger early-onset menopause in women as it causes the reproductive organs to atrophy and it quickly leads to irreversible ovarian failure, often after just a few years so no estrogen is being produced at all, anymore.

 

[Paper Machete]

Didn't Buck Angel have a uterine prolapse from her atrophied and inflamed uterus from years of HRT, and then she had to have a total hysterectomy as a result?

She had a severe bacterial infection that almost killed her and I think some tissues where fusing? But I didn't hear about prolapse. Just almost dying from like sepsis cause of it.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I’ve seen gay drawn porn that is definitely made by men. Does that not qualify as yaoi? Im genuinely asking, it’s clearly different from the women-made yaoi, the violence is distinct from even the violence in women’s yaoi

 

[Audit]

I’ve seen gay drawn porn that is definitely made by men. Does that not qualify as yaoi? Im genuinely asking, it’s clearly different from the women-made yaoi, the violence is distinct from even the violence in women’s yaoi

Gay porn for men varies drastically from that made for women. Men are extremely visual and prefer graphic scenes. Women prefer casual character development that eventually leads up to a sexual act. Men are into just bizarre fetishes with no obvious relationship to sex. Women prefer extreme violence and bodily harm.

Basically, gay autistic men fap to furry porn featuring sentient automobiles with multiple horse cocks. Heterosexual autistic women fap to anime boys cutting their wrists open and half bleeding to death while one rapes the other.

Here's a handy guide for anyone still confused.