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MATI message to Anus since she’s watching. Both are super long so just scroll on if you’re not in the mood for a read 
Real cow advice to save yourself, Ian and CC3 as much as possible since you’re obviously extremely unwell and the internet is the major source of your unhappiness and causing you to destroy your body and lives (this also helps you with owning the haters):
The decline is crazy. If you’d just been normal and not constantly grifting for attention you guys wouldn’t look so bad
For comparison, pewdiepie and Marzia
Max and Kat
Anus, since you 100% read this thread, here’s some current thoughts on the last few months. You could have gotten soooo many likes making an anti-Trump/musk sign and being part of the protest in Seattle. You could have made sure people were hydrated in person. Missed opportunity to show how much you care, how much of a boss babe you are and stand strong with your Seattle community that you claim to love so much. It’s so lazy to profit off trump bad but not show up to a protest. But, you’re beyond lazy. If you have the money to be lazy that’s fine, that’s the American dream for some people. just don’t act like you’re an entrepreneur, philanthropist, freak athlete and activist while being a lazy ass. No one on the internet realistically expects you to get off your phone and ass unless you’re going to take a shitty selfie trying to look 22 (and failing) by abusing facetune, getting shitty greasy looking bangs, taking pics of your shitty food while posting about how happy you are while believing cooking a meal and cleaning means you’re a healthy adult, or to travel to LA to get shitty tattoos that you label as a business trip. You’re so dumb and lazy you nor your husband with a vagina will even try to promote your boxing event.
CC3 is so bad your own fighters are exposing you for being manipulative in how you got them to fight or straight up laughing about how the event might bomb this year and how bad you guys managed the money of the last one because they have so little respect for you. You’ve both embarrassed yourself chasing rich whores to try to save your event. Your no balls husband quietly scrapped the docu-series to promote the event, you guys won’t announce the sweepstakes, you won’t promote the actual charity fundraiser and I’m sure those in person charity streams are over. Even you have to realize only raising 15k with the whole crew there and most of the donos being from your creator acquaintances, fighters on the current and past card and anonymous $100 donors is too costly to go to LA, set it up, pay Arin Hanson and provide food and alcohol to ensure anyone shows up because no one is hanging out with you guys without a party on your dime. You also don’t get to claim you weren’t able to promote because every time you tried people made fun of you. If you knew that being made fun of or people asking questions/bringing up charity fraud concerns was very likely to happen and that would prevent you both from promoting your own event, you shouldn’t have done the event. Your own fighters are too embarrassed to even talk about this event besides that pathetic Jaggo guy who begged to be in it. Even Jaelaray has stopped talking about it the last few weeks besides a retweet because every time she posts defending the event she gets dragged in the comments with photos of her on the red carpet partying on charity money.
If your roster is getting paid and they’re too ashamed to publicly talk about it and you don’t have the spine to tell them to do it, you failed. Im sure Ian’s video of him and some fags from the card in the hills of LA working out and “sparring”will be absolutely riveting. More people would have paid to see a desert fight between Ian and Froggy Fresh, a literal manlet who challenged Ian to fight for free, than this entire card as it is. That would cut out basically all costs. Ian called ricegum a pussy for ducking him but Ian is ducking someone a foot shorter when there is a more relevant grudge between those two now than Ian and Rice in 2022 when the content cop on Rice was dropped in 2017. Rice originally proposed the boxing idea when the beef was relevant and your gimp admitted he ducked because he was scared.
You remind me of a little girl in her mom’s oversized heels carrying a briefcase, putting on lipstick badly pretending to go to work whenever you talk about business trips except it’s cringe to the maximum. Everyone knows you do absolutely nothing when it comes to this event, work or ideas. Your contribution to CC2 was parties, letting creators come for free and putting zodiac signs in fighter profiles instead of something like reach.
You’re too lazy to even try at onlyfans. There are whores way uglier than you on there trying and making more money and they didn’t even have the help of a famous boyfriend/husband to launch them. You aren’t good at anything besides entertaining us which doesn’t help because no one here will ever help you financially. You exist only to entertain people who hate watch you now. You could have went the Marzia route and just stayed out of Ian’s career and maybe made some silly clothes but nope, you had to try to be just as famous as him when you never had it. You were never going to be a power couple because you got together at about the peak of Ian’s popularity and you already had a cringe past with cringe drama and were known for social climbing and talking about all the edgelord creators you wanted to have sex with. We all know Joji was number one, Leafy was two and Ian was three. You probably weren’t even attracted to Ian beyond his fame since you talked about how gross he was and had his contact saved as “idubbbz” with a police emoji. I would totally feel loved and not used if my sweetie girlfriend was showing off sexts she was sending me to her stream with my stage name saved as the contact. Having pajeeets and kids watch you in 2015/2016 because you wore two push up bras and had almost no competition on twitch was never success. You weren’t trolling and it wasn’t some big brain social experiment. You were just a below average titty streamer with an extremely obnoxious voice. Titty streaming quickly fell off then people only watched for Ian and you got butthurt. People only subbed to your OF in the beginning because of Ian and morbid curiosity. No Ian = no success at all, even when you looked okay in 2020. Also, with no Ian, you never would have been able to get your fake boobs so you would have had even less of an audience on OF if you tried without being idubbbz girlfriend because that’s all the pajeets and coomers were looking at. You’re as asexual as they come and even if you weren’t your face is average looking in a sea of very attractive women on OF that also have sexuality.
so, Ian is the only reason your OF ever made any money at all. You wanting to do OF was the beginning of the end of his career for you to just abandon it like everything else because people got bored of you there like they get bored of you everywhere else.
Ethan Klein is a whiny faggot but you’re so fucking dumb you can’t cross Hasan and take the easiest dub ever by cutting off your faggy ex editor and saying the Kleins house is clean, they take care of their kids and getting their children involved in internet drama is crossing a boundary. I don’t know how delusional you have to be to think Hasan will ever help you like the Kleins did. So stupid you don’t realize most of your gay “fans” showed most of them were there because the Kleins kept platforming, promoting and defending you. How stupid did you feel when Hasan came out days later after your terrible podcast and personally condemned anyone calling CPS on the Kleins and that their kids and pets should be left out of it?
People who are still hanging around will also get bored of your blatant lies like dead lifting over twice your body weight because it’s so childish for your age. The cellulite in your thighs and your skinny-fat body shape speaks for itself. Plus, if you could do it there would be a million videos of it. If you even went to the gym or ran you would post a selfie every time you did it because you have to prove the haters wrong even though you lie and say you don’t read twitter comments but at least weekly you’re trying to own someone criticizing you. Once again, your physique would be fine if you didn’t constantly lie about how athletic you are, lie about your fitness routine (or lack thereof) and say any weight gain is water weight from stress. There’s nothing wrong with not being fit. You’re not fat but you’re not an athlete and have the body of a 32 year old woman who is just normal. You lie so much because you’re boring and have absolutely no talents or skills so you have to LARP as everything that is cool and acceptable amongst leftists. I’ve said this before, but at best you are a basic bitch in terms of looks, intelligence and personality. Since you’re a narcissist BPD basic bitch, you’re a monster in terms of ruining everything others have worked hard for. Everything you touch fails.
I would confidently assume that if Ian ever tried to leave you, and maybe he did in the past, you would remind him of past experiences and how you could frame them as sexual assault at most and extreme emotional abuse at the very least. You probably have a ton of texts and videos saved in case he ever even thought of leaving. It was probably your psycho mom’s idea to get him into therapy and medicated to gaslight him into thinking he’s the abuser, he ruined your “career” and he’s caused you so much trauma. Now he’s neutered and doesn’t even think of leaving you because it’d never be worth dealing with rape or abuse accusations. Just look what Abelina Sabrina was able to do to Gus Johnson’s career and all the sponsors and friends he lost.. and he was just kind of a shitty boyfriend (that Sabrina wanted to get back with but he said no then she dropped an expose on him). It would be that x1000 since you have already revealed Ian used to smash and throw stuff in anger, accused him of making you continue OF when you wanted to stop and said that his fans ruined your streaming career. In an old interview before CC1, Ian was asked why he wanted to fight and he said he wanted to get out the aggression and anger he had from the backlash over your OF. So it seems like he either objected originally knowing deep down it would hurt his career and obviously not liking it since you literally can’t even bring up the fact you do OF, but maybe he told you you needed to stick it out since you insisted on doing it and already decided to make him the butt of cuck jokes forever?
The facetune is embarrassing. You’re such a try hard. You’re never going to be as pretty as the girls you’re jealously watching on Twitter or TikTok. If you just put on makeup, grew you hair out, left it it’s natural color and dressed according to your age you’d get rid of a lot of people making fun of your appearance. Absolutely everyone can tell your photos are edited with facetune or filtered to death. Even your podcast has a filter on it. If you posted a natural selfie with just makeup and dressed normally you’d probably get more likes.
Wrapping up my MATI essay and circling back to my original theme, I know your schedule must have been SO busy today. Maybe some love is blind, 90 day fiancé, TikTok. If you’re tired of only getting 60-180 likes, organize a protest since you’re such an intelligent businesswoman and you’ll get so many likes. Prove the haters wrong that you aren’t a lazy, incapable cow and you can accomplish something besides tweeting or sitting your “water retaining” ass down once every few weeks now to talk about yourself for an hour and a half. You literally have nothing in your way. You have a platform, stand on what you believe. Hasan goes to protests, get to work!
BUT, as I keep repeating you are so predictable. You won’t do anything that helps. Your “career” is nonexistent. It will be slightly entertaining to pirate CC3 but after that you have nothing. You’re only doing CC3 out of spite to own the haters which is crazy.
You lost another 100 followers. People are bored with the pics of depressing food, tattoos and seeing your joyless, dark home in the background. You managed to make a pretty decently upgraded house look as depressing as the inside of your head. To get some exercise and real serotonin cranking, maybe clean all the dog shit out of your backyard since one of you admitted you guys never clean the backyard and your dogs track in shit. That’s disgusting and I feel bad for your dogs because you’re both so nasty and lazy. Your neighbors probably hate you for the smell too.
CC3 is so bad your own fighters are exposing you for being manipulative in how you got them to fight or straight up laughing about how the event might bomb this year and how bad you guys managed the money of the last one because they have so little respect for you. You’ve both embarrassed yourself chasing rich whores to try to save your event. Your no balls husband quietly scrapped the docu-series to promote the event, you guys won’t announce the sweepstakes, you won’t promote the actual charity fundraiser and I’m sure those in person charity streams are over. Even you have to realize only raising 15k with the whole crew there and most of the donos being from your creator acquaintances, fighters on the current and past card and anonymous $100 donors is too costly to go to LA, set it up, pay Arin Hanson and provide food and alcohol to ensure anyone shows up because no one is hanging out with you guys without a party on your dime. You also don’t get to claim you weren’t able to promote because every time you tried people made fun of you. If you knew that being made fun of or people asking questions/bringing up charity fraud concerns was very likely to happen and that would prevent you both from promoting your own event, you shouldn’t have done the event. Your own fighters are too embarrassed to even talk about this event besides that pathetic Jaggo guy who begged to be in it. Even Jaelaray has stopped talking about it the last few weeks besides a retweet because every time she posts defending the event she gets dragged in the comments with photos of her on the red carpet partying on charity money.
If your roster is getting paid and they’re too ashamed to publicly talk about it and you don’t have the spine to tell them to do it, you failed. Im sure Ian’s video of him and some fags from the card in the hills of LA working out and “sparring”will be absolutely riveting. More people would have paid to see a desert fight between Ian and Froggy Fresh, a literal manlet who challenged Ian to fight for free, than this entire card as it is. That would cut out basically all costs. Ian called ricegum a pussy for ducking him but Ian is ducking someone a foot shorter when there is a more relevant grudge between those two now than Ian and Rice in 2022 when the content cop on Rice was dropped in 2017. Rice originally proposed the boxing idea when the beef was relevant and your gimp admitted he ducked because he was scared.
You remind me of a little girl in her mom’s oversized heels carrying a briefcase, putting on lipstick badly pretending to go to work whenever you talk about business trips except it’s cringe to the maximum. Everyone knows you do absolutely nothing when it comes to this event, work or ideas. Your contribution to CC2 was parties, letting creators come for free and putting zodiac signs in fighter profiles instead of something like reach.
You’re too lazy to even try at onlyfans. There are whores way uglier than you on there trying and making more money and they didn’t even have the help of a famous boyfriend/husband to launch them. You aren’t good at anything besides entertaining us which doesn’t help because no one here will ever help you financially. You exist only to entertain people who hate watch you now. You could have went the Marzia route and just stayed out of Ian’s career and maybe made some silly clothes but nope, you had to try to be just as famous as him when you never had it. You were never going to be a power couple because you got together at about the peak of Ian’s popularity and you already had a cringe past with cringe drama and were known for social climbing and talking about all the edgelord creators you wanted to have sex with. We all know Joji was number one, Leafy was two and Ian was three. You probably weren’t even attracted to Ian beyond his fame since you talked about how gross he was and had his contact saved as “idubbbz” with a police emoji. I would totally feel loved and not used if my sweetie girlfriend was showing off sexts she was sending me to her stream with my stage name saved as the contact. Having pajeeets and kids watch you in 2015/2016 because you wore two push up bras and had almost no competition on twitch was never success. You weren’t trolling and it wasn’t some big brain social experiment. You were just a below average titty streamer with an extremely obnoxious voice. Titty streaming quickly fell off then people only watched for Ian and you got butthurt. People only subbed to your OF in the beginning because of Ian and morbid curiosity. No Ian = no success at all, even when you looked okay in 2020. Also, with no Ian, you never would have been able to get your fake boobs so you would have had even less of an audience on OF if you tried without being idubbbz girlfriend because that’s all the pajeets and coomers were looking at. You’re as asexual as they come and even if you weren’t your face is average looking in a sea of very attractive women on OF that also have sexuality.
so, Ian is the only reason your OF ever made any money at all. You wanting to do OF was the beginning of the end of his career for you to just abandon it like everything else because people got bored of you there like they get bored of you everywhere else.
Ethan Klein is a whiny faggot but you’re so fucking dumb you can’t cross Hasan and take the easiest dub ever by cutting off your faggy ex editor and saying the Kleins house is clean, they take care of their kids and getting their children involved in internet drama is crossing a boundary. I don’t know how delusional you have to be to think Hasan will ever help you like the Kleins did. So stupid you don’t realize most of your gay “fans” showed most of them were there because the Kleins kept platforming, promoting and defending you. How stupid did you feel when Hasan came out days later after your terrible podcast and personally condemned anyone calling CPS on the Kleins and that their kids and pets should be left out of it?
People who are still hanging around will also get bored of your blatant lies like dead lifting over twice your body weight because it’s so childish for your age. The cellulite in your thighs and your skinny-fat body shape speaks for itself. Plus, if you could do it there would be a million videos of it. If you even went to the gym or ran you would post a selfie every time you did it because you have to prove the haters wrong even though you lie and say you don’t read twitter comments but at least weekly you’re trying to own someone criticizing you. Once again, your physique would be fine if you didn’t constantly lie about how athletic you are, lie about your fitness routine (or lack thereof) and say any weight gain is water weight from stress. There’s nothing wrong with not being fit. You’re not fat but you’re not an athlete and have the body of a 32 year old woman who is just normal. You lie so much because you’re boring and have absolutely no talents or skills so you have to LARP as everything that is cool and acceptable amongst leftists. I’ve said this before, but at best you are a basic bitch in terms of looks, intelligence and personality. Since you’re a narcissist BPD basic bitch, you’re a monster in terms of ruining everything others have worked hard for. Everything you touch fails.
I would confidently assume that if Ian ever tried to leave you, and maybe he did in the past, you would remind him of past experiences and how you could frame them as sexual assault at most and extreme emotional abuse at the very least. You probably have a ton of texts and videos saved in case he ever even thought of leaving. It was probably your psycho mom’s idea to get him into therapy and medicated to gaslight him into thinking he’s the abuser, he ruined your “career” and he’s caused you so much trauma. Now he’s neutered and doesn’t even think of leaving you because it’d never be worth dealing with rape or abuse accusations. Just look what Abelina Sabrina was able to do to Gus Johnson’s career and all the sponsors and friends he lost.. and he was just kind of a shitty boyfriend (that Sabrina wanted to get back with but he said no then she dropped an expose on him). It would be that x1000 since you have already revealed Ian used to smash and throw stuff in anger, accused him of making you continue OF when you wanted to stop and said that his fans ruined your streaming career. In an old interview before CC1, Ian was asked why he wanted to fight and he said he wanted to get out the aggression and anger he had from the backlash over your OF. So it seems like he either objected originally knowing deep down it would hurt his career and obviously not liking it since you literally can’t even bring up the fact you do OF, but maybe he told you you needed to stick it out since you insisted on doing it and already decided to make him the butt of cuck jokes forever?
The facetune is embarrassing. You’re such a try hard. You’re never going to be as pretty as the girls you’re jealously watching on Twitter or TikTok. If you just put on makeup, grew you hair out, left it it’s natural color and dressed according to your age you’d get rid of a lot of people making fun of your appearance. Absolutely everyone can tell your photos are edited with facetune or filtered to death. Even your podcast has a filter on it. If you posted a natural selfie with just makeup and dressed normally you’d probably get more likes.
Wrapping up my MATI essay and circling back to my original theme, I know your schedule must have been SO busy today. Maybe some love is blind, 90 day fiancé, TikTok. If you’re tired of only getting 60-180 likes, organize a protest since you’re such an intelligent businesswoman and you’ll get so many likes. Prove the haters wrong that you aren’t a lazy, incapable cow and you can accomplish something besides tweeting or sitting your “water retaining” ass down once every few weeks now to talk about yourself for an hour and a half. You literally have nothing in your way. You have a platform, stand on what you believe. Hasan goes to protests, get to work!
BUT, as I keep repeating you are so predictable. You won’t do anything that helps. Your “career” is nonexistent. It will be slightly entertaining to pirate CC3 but after that you have nothing. You’re only doing CC3 out of spite to own the haters which is crazy.
You lost another 100 followers. People are bored with the pics of depressing food, tattoos and seeing your joyless, dark home in the background. You managed to make a pretty decently upgraded house look as depressing as the inside of your head. To get some exercise and real serotonin cranking, maybe clean all the dog shit out of your backyard since one of you admitted you guys never clean the backyard and your dogs track in shit. That’s disgusting and I feel bad for your dogs because you’re both so nasty and lazy. Your neighbors probably hate you for the smell too.
Real cow advice to save yourself, Ian and CC3 as much as possible since you’re obviously extremely unwell and the internet is the major source of your unhappiness and causing you to destroy your body and lives (this also helps you with owning the haters):
- formally apologize for creator clash 2 and admit you went overboard and you’re responsible for overspending. Apologize for misleading the public about how the ticket money was being allocated and make it crystal clear how CC3s finances will work and that the only money that will go to charity is the fundraiser. Tell people how much the fighters are being paid. Be as transparent as possible about CC3
- Go through with CC3 while remaining positive and constantly plugging the charity despite negative comments. Have Ian and yourself do fundraiser streams from your home for free leading up to event to prove to the public you’re at least trying. Announce them everywhere. Require your fighters to promote the streams by at least one tweet or IG post/story every time there is a fundraiser. Have Ian make a main channel upload announcing the charity stream dates and have him do a better video talking about the event in depth and why people should be excited. You decided to do the event again, follow through and promote it and you’ll have more respect for effort over sending out a few cringe tweets and saying “buy tickets for creator clash” every once in a while on your 3k view podcast. I get the psychology, you guys are going for the angle of you weren’t able to promote because all the negativity instead of actually trying but that’s lazy and cowardly. Don’t put on an event and partner with a charity when you’re too scared to try. You guys obviously don’t want to try because you’re afraid if you try and fail it will be more embarrassing. Not true. If your event will fail go down with your ship and don’t blame it on lack of ability to market or pirating while hiding in the shadows. Don’t lie about the success of the event by inflating numbers if you ever announce numbers. You got caught lying about saying the Amalie was almost sold out last time when it wasn’t. Don’t say the event was a success to embarrassingly have to come out two months later and admit it failed to raise a dollar for charity. Obviously don’t have any fancy parties or red carpet type events. Keep it casual to a small party with fighters and coaches friends and families that you guys pay for personally. Don’t pay to feed and booze up a bunch of creators who will still be coming and not paying for a ticket. Ian’s career is wrapping up and no one is there to network with you two. They’re there for entertainment, free food, alcohol and to party with other creators
- After CC3, get off of the internet almost completely. You make no money on the internet, there’s no reason for you to post constantly and embarrass yourself. You actually hurt your husband’s career the more you speak
- Accept you’re a lolcow and everyone else isn’t just a sexist, racist, Nazi and no one will ever seriously respect you or see you as an intellectual, an entertainer or anyone adding value to the internet or culture
- Accept most people will always see you as the person who tanked Ian’s career out of your own selfish need for attention and fame. He’s just as much to blame for allowing you to do it, but stop pretending like you didn’t negatively effect his career
- Accept your age and embrace it. You will never look as good as you did at 22, you’ll never look as good as you did in 2020. You’re not old, you’re still young, but you’re too old to behave the way you do and people who don’t even hate you are getting bored with you. That’s why you get 55 likes and keep losing followers
- Never do onlyfans/fansly again, delete the accounts and delete the NSFW Twitter
- Never have children. You’re selfish and have too many mental issues, you always have been. Some people aren’t cut out to be parents and can still find happiness. Thats one of the only good things the two of you have done
- Stop speaking for your husband, you make him seem weak. You’ve pulled back the veil and we all know he’s always been an insecure pussy now but there’s no need to keep reminding people every week
- Ditch your therapist and psychiatrist. You need to see someone who isn’t going to tell you what you want to hear and tell you the truth. You also need a proper diagnosis from a psych. Not an autism diagnosis, you’re not autistic. You have BPD and if you were ever honest with a legit psych they would diagnosis you and get you into proper therapy to deal with your issues and insecurities
- Enough with the tattoos or any future piercings. Someone here pointed out you’re changing your exterior to try to cover up something missing on your interior. That is correct. The tattoos also look terrible and the older you get the more cringe they will look and it’s going to be a pain to try to cover them up and you will want to do that one day
- Don’t get the boobs put back in, they looked so bad outside of clothes and nude. You looked ridiculous with those things to where only old dudes, kids and pajeets would be into it. They looked so bad you had to edit the hell out of your nipples and whatever was causing the redness on the bottom of them was gross
- Grow your hair out, you already have thin hair and a terrible part line but luckily your hair is dark so if you grow it out even mid chest length it would help with the chubby cheeks (pearhead) you hate and make them appear thinner
- If you’re ever going to do any cosmetic work, I would suggest maybe just some natural looking veneers. Since you throw thousands away on ugly tattoos getting some minor cosmetic work to straighten some of your teeth would make you look a lot better
- Get the hand tattoos lasered off. It’s too late to laser every monstrosity off but I would suggest anything that can’t be covered by normal long sleeves and pants. I’d laser off the chest one too
- Dress your age. People can definitely tell you’re in your 30s but you’re trying to act and look like you’re still in your 20s while you’re obviously very confused with gen z culture, don’t get it and you shouldn’t
- Stop obsessing and looking at girls you wish you looked like making yourself more insecure. Accept it’s okay to not be a 9 or 10
- Learn how to make real friends with women
- Learn how to maintain friendships and relationships with people that aren’t transactional
- Do something kind for others without telling the world for praise
- Find an actual hobby you’re good at and enjoy. Keep trying to cook or bake but don’t do it just to post it. Maybe even take some classes so you can get really good. Go back to painting but not for social media asspats
- Try making friends who arent social media figures in real life. Find normal, sane people close in age and go to some wine and cheese parties or something. Go to painting classes to meet women your own age and socialize. Don’t only befriend women who are trainwrecks like Kailey in real life because they make you feel better since you look down on them. Befriend women you can learn from, who have different experiences than you, have different opinions than you, are more attractive than you, are wealthier than you, are more intelligent than you. When it comes to real friends, try to befriend women who intimidate you and push you towards healthy goals and support healthy behavior. Don’t slum it with another broke, crazy single chick whose life is also falling apart or fake “networking friendships”. If you actually find a stable, intelligent woman who wants to be your friend IRL do it and don’t shit talk them. Learn how to be friends with women who are better than you and you may learn some things
- Actually work out for health and real confidence, not to fake confidence and recieve meaningless compliments from strangers. You don’t have to be a freak athlete, just normal stuff
- If you post on social media, don’t talk about politics, your happiness, pat yourself on the back, reveal intimate information, therapy talk or medical information that no one needs to know or sex. Don’t post mirror selfies that look nothing like you. Stop posting emo stories with song lyrics. Become more of a mystery while looking physically more authentic and realistic
- If you do post on social media: keep it very light and VERY rare. like once every month or two. No one cares what you’re doing or how you feel every six hours. Good examples would be photos of your husband, your dogs, an actual good meal, the two of you (no facetune or hideous fashion), real life friends made outside of the internet and actual photos of the two of you in real happy moments if those ever occur. Selfies should be very rare. You’re too old to post as many selfies as you do
- Stay off tiktok, it’s actual garbage
- Be done with the podcast. It failed and it’s only feeding us. It’s not worth keeping this up to abandon what’s left of both of your dignity to try to own haters
- I’m sure Ian’s not a literal millionaire anymore but he still has enough money to go to school and get a career outside of the internet that will pay for a comfortable lifestyle. Everyone is watching Ian’s career nosedive but people are even getting bored of talking about the nosedive. It’s so expected what can anyone say besides he’s just not funny anymore and he’s lost everything that once made him entertaining? Ian can’t keep up with the pace of political streamers and neither of you know anything about politics. His most viewed videos these days are politics related but he takes too long to make them and he doesn’t have any new takes. You’re both awful at streaming and podcasting (Anus, you have a terrible voice, it’s actually highly annoying and obnoxious) just give it up and walk away for a very long time. The internet is cooking both of your brains. You both have the luxury of stepping away for a few years, resetting your brains and starting over thanks to Ian’s savings from his nigger faggot days (capitalism has given you that opportunity)
- Lastly, if you can, sell Creator Clash for the best offer you can get even if it’s only 100k and walk away from that disaster forever
The decline is crazy. If you’d just been normal and not constantly grifting for attention you guys wouldn’t look so bad
For comparison, pewdiepie and Marzia
Max and Kat
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