DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GameratePTSD]

He's drunkenly spilling his food all over his tech and the floor.
Is it just me or is he kinda down? When I drink I get amped up but he seems low energy, grouchy, almost bored.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

No wonder he gets doordash all the time.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Robust close up of the Turkey Burger. Big ups to Dixie for the paper plate.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Robust close up of the Turkey Burger. Big ups to Dixie for the paper plate.
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The way he said “moist” makes me want to vomit

 

[Niggernerd]

"My wife should work at a restaurant she'd be happy"
Something tells me divorcing you would have her over the moon

 

[Awssum Possum]

Phil tells us, direct quote, "my wife should work in a restaurant, I think if my wife was a cook she would actually be happy".

 

[lupinthethird]

He's doing a big speech overly praising Kat for cooking for him, which leads me to believe she really does not cook that often at all.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Phil really laid it on thick trying to compliment Khet's turkey burger. He went on for like fifteen minutes. Some of my favorites
"So many flavors. I taste a cheese flavor, some kind of bread"
"You might say it's overcooked but that's how turkey is"
"It doesn't matter that it's not red meat"
"I ate every bite"
"Life changing shit"

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Bro what is this? Pigga is saying this should be a 'wake up call' for Khet to not work 'shitty' jobs she doesn't like and instead do something else she likes, because he praised her slop on stream.

Retard is job shaming his wife on stream in a dented attempt to compliment her.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Kat doesn't even need to work. Phil technically makes enough money to support them both.

 

[shekelshoah666]

I just tossed some shit in the air fryer and it looks 100x better then this slop... this food is so fucking grim it's unreal.

 

[dent_whisperer]

How do you fuck up cake? Even if you are a terrible cook you buy one from a box and follow the directions for at least a passable one.

Kat is a detractor 100%. She found and watched the whole Truthseekers train wreck and unloaded on Phil about being dumb enough to do another interview, which means she's very possibly seen the Sidescrollers shitshow. I would not be surprised in the least if she is slowly poisoning Phil.

 

[Niggernerd]

I just tossed some shit in the air fryer and it looks 100x better then this slop... this food is so fucking grim it's unreal.

But did you have a horse air fry it for you? Checkmate detrACKtor

 

[lupinthethird]

Bro what is this? Pigga is saying this should be a 'wake up call' for Khet to not work 'shitty' jobs she doesn't like and instead do something else she likes, because he praised her slop on stream.

He really doesn't realize how much more work would be involved in being a cook at even a moderately busy restaurant compared to a retail sales clerk/shelf stocking type job. He's truly so disconnected from the world of the average working person.

 

[Niggernerd]

No drama Phil malding about PPP bullying walph and other degenerates even in a drunken stupor. Rent free

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

This burger routine is starting to alarm me. Is Khet holding him hostage?

 

[shekelshoah666]

This burger routine is starting to alarm me. Is Khet holding him hostage?

Literally like a level 1 burger and DSP sells it like its a fucking gourmet steakhouse burger made by a real chef and Kat should go become a cook because it's so good.

He might actually be held hostage.

No kidding this burger is what you make when your parents allow you to cook them yourself as a teen.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Roughly $700 out of $1067 he got so far from 3 dents, NDO, LanceCatamaran, and ItsAmeken who claimed using his mom's credit card to gift $500 worth of subs today

Organic growth

 

[PetiteDragon43]

This burger routine is starting to alarm me. Is Khet holding him hostage?

It got to the point where he was laying it on so thick, that he began to insult her previous cookings, her lifestyle, job choice, and everyone in his audience.

And all I could think is if this fake motherfucker loved his wife that much maybe he shouldn't pretend she has some mysterious terminal disease every day to get people to stop being mean to him. No wonder he can't get sponsors because that was the most desperate shilling I have ever been subjected to.

EDIT: why do lolcows do this thing where they act like people who tease them are alone and glued to a stream? First of all, he's indirectly insulting his legit fans and donators. Second of all I'm sure a lot of people watch this shit in the background. Third he literally has no friends and his wife and cat didn't even want to show up on stream. So fuck him.

 

[dent_whisperer]

I just tossed some shit in the air fryer and it looks 100x better then this slop... this food is so fucking grim it's unreal.

Just had a beef roast with some rice and gravy. Between that and some left over taco meat I've got food for days and none of it was doordashed