DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

Phil has a fat wife, a middle khando unit, and more working bathrooms than broken ones. Can you jealous retards stop acting like people arent lining up to hear his sage wisdom?

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Who?

And he's a dude who is severely unironically dented or a modern day Andy Kaufman.

This is their first segment on the guy:

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

43 years old today and still acting like a bitch. Never change, phil. Even when Kat divorce you

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

43 years old today and still acting like a bitch. Never change, phil. Even when Kat divorce you

 

[00R-Gundam]

Reminder that hes a "Former alcoholic"

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

Schedule 1 somehow proving everything we already know about DSP. Struggles for long time on tutorial and gets to town needing to rent a hotel room. Walks into a store and spends all his money on random things and now has no money for what he needs to do. Now homeless on the street not knowing what to do.

EDIT: "I spent all my money and nobody in chat is telling me what to do so I guess I give up"

 

[GameratePTSD]

PWR is a longtime DSP supporter who managed to get more popular than him thanks to the Kino Casino.

DSP apparently shadow banned PWR from his chat and banned people from saying his name. PWR found this out when he went to DSP's chat to wish him a happy birthday and his message never showed up. Now his viewers are saying Phil wants to sue him for stealing his audience and this is the straw that broke the camel's back.

Just a small thing but Kino Casino didn't make PWR popular. They started covering him after he already eclipsed Phil. He didn't need their help.
I know he's obviously envious of the money but I really wonder how Phil feels about PWR. A dent from his chat struck out on his own and made it bigger than him within a week or two of being noticed. The complete Snort Korea lockdown of any mention of PWR in chat makes me think he's scared that the other dents will get their own bright ideas and leave Phil in the dust.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

Garbage fucking birthday stream. Dude is so vacuous and boring. Not even the almighty restream can make this watchable.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Holy shit man, I try not to speak here much. But I have never seen someone be this bad at Schedule 1, it's not even a hard game and I feel the dev does a lot of objectives to keep you focus on what next big thing you have to do. However, somehow DSP fucks this up!

 

[lupinthethird]

Each one of these 'event' style streams is somehow worse and more draining to witness than the last, yet he also somehow keeps getting support.
I've played Schedule 1 and I really can't believe how badly he's playing it and now he just restarted after not even doing the first objective after the tutorial, which is basically just go to the hotel and speak to the manager.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Just a small thing but Kino Casino didn't make PWR popular. They started covering him after he already eclipsed Phil. He didn't need their help.
I know he's obviously envious of the money but I really wonder how Phil feels about PWR. A dent from his chat struck out on his own and made it bigger than him within a week or two of being noticed. The complete Snort Korea lockdown of any mention of PWR in chat makes me think he's scared that the other dents will get their own bright ideas and leave Phil in the dust.

He still gladly takes PWR's money. In the last KC segment on him he gave DSP $35 of the like $36.25 in his bank account because phil "said he needed the money". Bro was trying to raise enough money to get freaking *burger king* but wagequitted the show after he kept getting trolled but no $.
Also this 35 year old man begged his mother for burger king on the phone (he thought he muted his mic and didn't).

It's such a wild ride.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He just hurt his finger “bad” twisting the cap on the Crown Royal bottle.

Edit: His pinkie. He has a pinkie injury.

 

[Niggernerd]

This bastard stole me Sunday. He's so boring I fell asleep for 4 hours and it's already getting into evening

 

[Kulee Baba]

He just hurt his finger “bad” twisting the cap on the Crown Royal bottle.

Edit: His pinkie. He has a pinkie injury.

How would that even happen? Unless I'm mistaken Crown Royal bottles are all conventional screw on. I could possibly imagine that happening with those dopey bottles that have cork style caps.

He definitely sounds a bit tipsy with some word slurring. Oh god another business meeting.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Faggotry beyond comprehension:
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If I had kids I'd go full Wings on them if they used my credit card to give Phil money.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Kat's cake tasted like shit, confirmed. Kat isn't making a cake this year because Phil refuses to eat it.

How do you fuck up cake? Even if you are a terrible cook you buy one from a box and follow the directions for at least a passable one.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How do you fuck up cake? Even if you are a terrible cook you buy one from a box and follow the directions for at least a passable one.

I don't know. How do you smother your French toast in sour cream without noticing it's not whipped cream?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I don't know. How do you smother your French toast in sour cream without noticing it's not whipped cream?

Kats fucking illiterate i guess.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

How would that even happen?

Because he’s a mentally retarded, fat, greedy soy boy, cuck, faggot, hermit, faggot, bitchass gout-infested cunt.

 

[Niggernerd]

He's eating pig trough slop lmao