DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[A Piece of Coal]

Do you think Fat Kat got on top this morning and gave Phil 43 birthday bumps?

No, but she has probably gained 43 pounds since his last birthday stream.

 

[neger psykolog]

Imagine a TV news show anchor coming out and doing 2-3 drinks of 50% strength whiskey and still talking normally.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Gezz, writing college assignments while listening to this in the background, most of this epic birthday stream is him arguing with trolls that he's a former alcoholic since he doesn't drink all the time, and helping Ken troubleshoot dropping sub bombs since it appears Ken maxed out his credit card.

 

[Iron Hamster]

No, but she has probably gained 43 pounds since his last birthday stream.

She'll do that overnight according to Phail.

 

[neger psykolog]

lol someone resubscribes for the 25th month and DSP say it doesn't count for the stream

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

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OH MY GOD GUYS! DSP'S PARENTS GOT HIM THE NEW MINECRAFT LEGO SET FOR HIS BIRTHDAY! WTF MY PARENTS DIDN'T GET THAT FOR ME!!!!!

“I TOLD YOU TO BUY THE LEGOS, WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO ME!”

Real talk though this does mean he talks to his parents about his weirdo hobby shit, I wonder if they are lucid enough still to realize how strange it is that their 40 year old suddenly is asking them for legos for his birthday

 

[Comma]

Claims he doesn't know how to play Minecraft anymore, and will constantly look at chat to handhold him through it.

Clip:

Also can't be fucked to do 5 minutes of research to check which version of Minecraft he needs:

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Claims he doesn't know how to play Minecraft anymore, and will constantly look at chat to handhold him through it.

He didn't know how to play Minecraft years ago and had to have Papavera hand hold him through it.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

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lol someone resubscribes for the 25th month and DSP say it doesn't count for the stream

He counts the gifts but not the resub that's so scummy

 

[Iron Hamster]

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lol someone resubscribes for the 25th month and DSP say it doesn't count for the stream

Yeah.........what the fuck is up with that. Especially since he demanded they re-up after the free one expires.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Claims he doesn't know how to play Minecraft anymore, and will constantly look at chat to handhold him through it.

Clip:

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Also can't be fucked to do 5 minutes of research to check which version of Minecraft he needs:

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To be fair, this faggot doesn’t know how to do anything.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

dont you niggers dare let minecraft win the poll. i want to see phil making immature jokes about growing weed when schedule 1 wins

 

[Lord_Point]

Has Phil ever verifiably done anything that was completely selfless?

I'm not as deep into the lore as some of you, but nothing rings a bell. I know he has said he has donated to charity because he's a good Catholic, but I don't take the word of a pathological lying miser on that.

So I swear he recently donated money publically and showed it on stream as part of a holiday season of giving thing?

But I cant find anything on line so maybe i just dreamed it. God help me if im dreaming in black and gout.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

If only someone would care, oh wait, 3 likes.


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who the FUCK calls their birthday an annual marathon?

 

[Abscission]

So I swear he recently donated money publically and showed it on stream as part of a holiday season of giving thing?

But I cant find anything on line so maybe i just dreamed it. God help me if im dreaming in black and gout.

He did during the first (?) DSPolitics episode, you're right.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Faggotry beyond comprehension:

 

[dent_whisperer]

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Jayde isn't handicapped, he's operating at such a high level that to our primitive monkey brains it just comes across as him being disabled.

 

[Comma]

It time Lego.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

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It time Lego.

Bless his lil heart.

 

[detractorzer0]

Short and to the point title with the said item being center stage in thumbnail and the uploader doing not too much or too little facial expression. Loves what he does.
vs
boring overly descriptive title, messy thumbnail of some 40yr old fat balding man stuffing his blowhole and carrying a dipping sauce like a retard. Shitty pixel text with the meal box barely visible showing narcissistic tendencies believing he is what people want to see.

Phil couldn't inspire himself out of a paper bag.

All it's missing is "You'll never guess what I found!" or some dumb shit like that.