DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DerelictOnion]

So what did you guys get DSP for his birthday?

A big spoon, bird food and PPP's nudes.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Has Phil ever verifiably done anything that was completely selfless?

I'm not as deep into the lore as some of you, but nothing rings a bell. I know he has said he has donated to charity because he's a good Catholic, but I don't take the word of a pathological lying miser on that.

He did give an Xbox to someone, and this was verified. Though I believe he only did that because the other person was bigger than him. Not Kat though, she’s a big bitch

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

So what did you guys get DSP for his birthday?

A loaded gun for him to put in his mowlth

Tickets to the Gun Show, as it were

 

[Niggernerd]

So what did you guys get DSP for his birthday?

Hay for his wife.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Stolen from discord:

 

[neger psykolog]

So what did you guys get DSP for his birthday?

A thousand dollars.

 

[Near]

A thousand dollars.

Doesn't he celebrate a full week of birthday? It should be $1000 per day, cheapskate

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

A thousand dollars.

What, are you broke? Only $1,000?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Stolen from discord:

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This might actually be less pathetic than what Phil's actually doing in his office studio. At least if he set that up in his backyard he'd get some sunlight and exercise in the bouncy castle.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

This will be the most robust birthday ever!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Doesn't he celebrate a full week of birthday? It should be $1000 per day, cheapskate

That is oddly missing this year. Wonder why.

 

[Coke Zero]

A man in his 40s throwing himself a minecraft themed birthday party alone on the internet is one of the most depressing things I've ever heard. Just such a pathetic existence.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm behind on Phail parties:

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Man sneak dissing your wife's cooking is wild

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Kat's cake tasted like shit, confirmed. Kat isn't making a cake this year because Phil refuses to eat it.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I would force myself to watch for any lols that pop up but watching him beg and beg and beg and beg would make me want to be violent.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The best party streams start with 15 minutes of Phil reading a list of "rules".

NO REFUNDS!
I AM NOT CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO DO ANYTHING!
DO NOT WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE TO CONTRIBUTE. CONTRIBUTIONS MUST BE UP FRONT.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

The best party streams start with 15 minutes of Phil reading a list of "rules".

NO REFUNDS!
I AM NOT CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO DO ANYTHING!
DO NOT WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE TO CONTRIBUTE. CONTRIBUTIONS MUST BE UP FRONT.

And people wonder why so many hate him.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

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lol Jaydes so retarded he's a year behind.