DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Vapid_Idiot]

I just tossed some shit in the air fryer and it looks 100x better then this slop... this food is so fucking grim it's unreal.

>her name is khet
>makes food that looks like khet shit
Pottery

 

[Niggernerd]

"I respect people unlike misery merchants"
>burps and snorts in your ear
God he's a pig

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil tells us, direct quote, "my wife should work in a restaurant, I think if my wife was a cook she would actually be happy".

So, is Phil implying that Kat is miserable at her job (and in life), or is Phil just doing his weird mom fetish again?

 

[Zaryiu2]

The way he said “moist” makes me want to vomit

Did he say it in similarly to how Jack Scalfani used to do?

 

[Iron Hamster]

The extra helping of salt comes in the form of him hating Jack Black not because he's become an annoying Hollywood hobo who won't leave the scene but because he made a youtube channel a while back where he played videogames and ate fast food to steal dents away from the king instead of staying in his own fucking lane!

He also wore a scarf once.

43 years old today and still acting like a bitch. Never change, phil. Even when Kat divorce you

The guest appearances and Easter eggs are great.

He's drunkenly spilling his food all over his tech and the floor.
Is it just me or is he kinda down? When I drink I get amped up but he seems low energy, grouchy, almost bored.

He hasn't gotten the 'joke' $3k yet.

He's doing a big speech overly praising Kat for cooking for him, which leads me to believe she really does not cook that often at all.

She does not as proven by the stuffed fridge and freezer.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Did he say it in similarly to how Jack Scalfani used to do?

I can’t remember how Jack say it, but Phil randomly extends sounds. “moOoisst” Phil talks like a downie

 

[PenskeMaterial]

He's really fixated on proving he can make as much money as he did during the Kino Arc without the Casino boost.

 

[sentrandeti]

He's doing a big speech overly praising Kat for cooking for him, which leads me to believe she really does not cook that often at all.

I think she forces him to cook after the first stream and that explains why he has to update her etc when ordering doordash.

 

[Zaryiu2]

I can’t remember how Jack say it, but Phil randomly extends sounds. “moOoisst” Phil talks like a downie

I remember when Jack said "juicy" but it was obviously undercooked bloody meat and pretending that was the meat juices. I wonder if Phil still drink like a sponge

I think she forces him to cook after the first stream and that explains why he has to update her etc when ordering doordash.

Ah so that's why the reason: Phil is a little bitch who was seething about that or something behind thenscene involving Kat and that was his way to get back at her

 

[PetiteDragon43]

So. The only way for him to "felt" the Casino is by doing a face shaving stunt? Whatever. Why even bother typing this? He's a hypocrite and a loser. I hate this dude. Die.

And now he's saying he'll be willing to entertain shaving his damn pubes if they hit the goal. You fucking faggot. You bitch.

 

[Organized Derailment]

This is so fucking sad.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

He deserves far less.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Who's ready for the $1500 anonymous gaylord dono after he eeks his way to $1500?
(Just guessing, I'd never send this faggot anything)

 

[ManakaLala]

He's been on for 6 hours at this point, played 1 video game for 90 minutes and ate dinner. Chill levels are off the charts today.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's really fixated on proving he can make as much money as he did during the Kino Arc without the Casino boost.

While ironically proving he really can't

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He just had an insane beg/abuse segment that will be widely clipped. It was horrifying. Utter contempt for his audience as he lectured about them needing to man up and deliver on their promises ($3500 for a beard shave) before asking him how much something else would cost.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Pretty sure no one is making these 'promises'

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I turn on the stream and the guy™ is begging for 3 grand to have the most positive stream or whatever. Didn't he literally say yesterday he wasn't asking for a $3000 stream? What the fuck?

 

[BlastMonk]

We're getting peak retard autism with Phil treating his viewers like toddlers as he builds a lego set. What a sad pathetic way to spend your birthday. Going to a good resturant alone and then going home to drink till you're blind is a less embarrassing way to celebrate a birthday than this. Dents donated 1250+ already, does Youtube/payap get a cut so he gets half than that or has he really made over a thousand dollars?
I think Phil is colour blind he picked up a clearly yellow lego man body and said 'We need a red body here it is'.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Why are people whining? That's all these birthday streams are. Pay me tons cause I've graced this earth for too long! Whole stream has been nothing but begging.

Also fuck the paypigs for supporting this shit. Also fuck the LARPers for encouraging a community where the paypigs want to donate.