DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[lupinthethird]

"See what happens when you guys stop supporting, now I only owe you one shot"

 

[detractorzer0]

Ok, so imagine, you're a newly turned 43 year old man. You're putting together a Lego set rated for 8 year olds and you consider rage quitting because its "too complicated." On a scale of 1-10 how fast would you neck yourself.

 

[arrivefriday]

I am convinced that the average 5 year old would have more dexterity in their hands and fingers than creature, watching him try to build with legos is like watching that clip of the orangutan figuring out how to use a hammer and nail

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Its funny. When I was 18 I applied for a job working on an assembly line. To be qualified they had all applicants try to assemble a LEGO set in a certain amount of time. Now at the time, I thought it was funny and simple. No one even failed in the group I was with. But seeing this... He's not even 60. And he claims putting together LEGOs was ARDOUS? How lethargic do you need to be in life to compare something thats easier than a jigsaw puzzle, to one of the Herculean tasks?

 

[BlastMonk]

I am convinced that the average 5 year old would have more dexterity in their hands and fingers than creature, watching him try to build with legos is like watching that clip of the orangutan figuring out how to use a hammer and nail

Don't insult that orangutan, its hands were very dexterious and it bascially figured out you hit the nail with the hammer without needing someone else to tell it or watch someone else use it. Unlike Phil who can't figure out anything on his own anymore.

 

[Awssum Possum]

Phil just asked for someone to drop a 2,000 dollar donation before the stream ends

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Watching DSP trying to put together this lego set is something. It is like watching a chimpanzee trying to solve a calculus problem.

Grampa style lego building segment
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I love how the Lego set was A-logging him and causing him to increase in seething through the build. Threatening to rage quit several times.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Kat's famous strawberry cobbler, courtesy of Cheri's

 

[BlastMonk]

Kat's famous strawberry cobbler, courtesy of Cheri's
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We need a sticker to denote something disgusting, but also not as bad to be horrfiying. A slop reaction sticker.
Also its his birthday and he's still eating off paper plates/bowels. He's in his own home use real plates.
Out of nowhere he said
'I'm not sad I'm happy, I know my wife loves me'

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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43rd anniversary of this alien's existence. Here's to another year of devouring goyslop as a reward for giving his bank account pahsitive interactions. Sound good?

The fact that I know this episode of Beavis and Butthead, and how this guy scammed them out of food, is both hilarious and sad.

 

[Organized Derailment]

He's stalling for more donos. Classic.

Edit: Massive belch into the mic as he's thanking his audience.

 

[BlastMonk]

This man has only 300 live viewers and wants $3,500. So now he expected 10 dollars per viewer on his stream. He's reached $1,500 so each viewer has given him 5 dollars each. Insane no one else on Earth has so few viewers and yet gets so a high amount of donations.

 

[emitter]

This man is grateful, this man deserves this.

Now he's dumping his drunken, serious feelings about KC right now. Completely forgetting about the elite trolling plan he apparently executed.

 

[Organized Derailment]

This man is grateful, this man deserves this.

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Now he's dumping his drunken, serious feelings about KC right now. Completely forgetting about the elite trolling plan he apparently executed.

Funny how once everybody called him on that bullshit story, he just fully swept it under the rug and never brought it up again.
You'd think an elaborate plan like that he'd never stop talking about it. This guy is a fucking RETARD.

 

[lupinthethird]

This whole monologue he's doing right now just confirms for me that all the support today was orchestrated.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil is drunk like shit trying to convince himself that ppp didn't break his heart. I think Ashton will get a 3am DM.

 

[GameratePTSD]

I think this weird cope rant is because of that sub 100 viewer stream he did the other day. It really must have rocked him.

 

[BlastMonk]

This lethal guy has donated at least 300 dollars, who is he a sock account for does anyone know?

 

[neger psykolog]

The king is still standing! Detractors spent the last 10 hours of their life watching a fat man beg!

edit: holy shit I wrote 10 hours a joke this nigga has literally been streaming for 9.5h lol

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Imagine looking like this, dancing like a fat old man, and thinking you're a mature adult.