Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

tbh, I really don't understand what is her business plan re: As Ever.
Let's say the product was good and she found 100K customers. That is highly unlikely, because I don't think that many gullible people exist, who are both gullible and have sufficient means to purchase overpriced products.

Anyway, how many jars of jam one buys per month? I don't buy many, and it's not like I am eating pancakes or whatever with jam daily.

I see that someone can buy it one time as a novelty, for "keepsake packaging" or whatever inane reason, but I don't see them buying it month after month.

DailyMail also called some "nutritionist" who claims that Meghan's spread is healthy. What?
Since when jam/spread is healthy to begin with given that half of it if not more is sugar. And also the spread contains organic sugar but not organic fruit. That's just ridiculous.

Idk why she chose fucking raspberry considering it's like the most popular flavor of jam too. Maybe if she chose unique flavor combos or rare types of fruit it would gain more customers buying some for the novelty, but just plain ass raspberry? Come on.

 

[𝓗𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓦𝓸𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓮𝓽]

Late and gay because I’m just catching up, but Meggot said you could “rinse out the jars” of her spread-slop when it was empty and use it as a vase. Everyone knows when a jam jar is empty you fill it with milk, shake it, and enjoy jam-flavoured milk. I don’t know why, but it’s been bothering me for pages that she’s specifically instructing people to miss out on a tasty treat

 

[Less Nasty Old Person]

Diana came from money buy she also had a degree of humility unusual in a born aristocrat. For example, she always worked from the time she left school, including as a cleaning lady. Meghan would never lower herself to get her hands dirty, especially with other people’s filth. I don’t think most middle class westerners in current year would, either.

Well yes, but it was for her aristo friends in their South Kensington flats bought for them by Mummy and Daddy as a school leaving gift. She wasn't mucking out filthy prole nests in East End when it was still bombed out and scary. It was all in the family as it were and a way to hang out together with her pals. It's not like she needed to support herself, Her family paid for everything including her car I'm sure.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Well yes, but it was for her aristo friends

If you think Meghan (or even most middle class people in 2025) would be happy to be a cleaner for rich people, I’m not going to try to persuade you. But I also couldn’t disagree more.

The Asever site oversold her limited edition honey (interesting product name when she says all of the items in the “seasonal drop” are limited). Look at this horseshit:



“The site didn’t have a chance to keep up” is quite an excuse. That said, giving a refund plus free product is a good way to handle it (provided they follow through). The note from Meghan is of course overly familiar and breathless:

 

[duckling]

@aseverofficial stories from today are just showing more influencers and celebs flogging Meghan's crap. no new posts or reels from either account in 2 days now.

@emmagrede, @mindykaling, @kerrywashington, @graymalin

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@graymalin

He started out as a try-hard photographer whose approach was to ingratiate himself with bloggers 15+ years ago. They shilled his very HomeGoods-esque aerial shots from their boring, all-white interiors. These weren’t even major, well-known bloggers either. He worked with anyone.

Seems fitting that he’s pals with Meghan.

 

[vercingotisrix]

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick.

Here we are, five years after Megxit and they still haven’t figured out how to deal with bad PR. Harry really doesn’t understand how to ride out bad publicity and he’s still behaving like he was behaving back then, hounding the poor fucking staffers to publish inane denials and clarifications. Except now it isn’t the grey suits of BP, now he’s stupid enough to hound people who have no reason to be loyal. He’ll never, ever figure it out.

 

[nigel p poppycock]

Everyone knows when a jam jar is empty you fill it with milk, shake it, and enjoy jam-flavoured milk.

Um, I didn't. But I do now! Thanks bro or bro-ette.
I can't believe I didn't think of this before, it's that obvious (and genius).

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick.

Here we are, five years after Megxit and they still haven’t figured out how to deal with bad PR. Harry really doesn’t understand how to ride out bad publicity and he’s still behaving like he was behaving back then, hounding the poor fucking staffers to publish inane denials and clarifications. Except now it isn’t the grey suits of BP, now he’s stupid enough to hound people who have no reason to be loyal. He’ll never, ever figure it out.

Most people learn when they have consequences from their actions. They haven't had enough (or any?) of them yet.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

It looks like this guy plays air drums to desperately escape Meghan's touch.

https://youtu.be/8XfvJeiUed8?feature=shared

This is the most revealing Meghan cringe because it was two years before meeting Harry and world wide fame, showing that these behaviours have been ingrained for a long time.

The rumoured back story here is that Meghan forced her way into the USO Holiday tour 2014, which is a tour that goes to USA military bases around the world entertaining them for Christmas. In doing so, Meghan replaced a popular and talented actress, making her unpopular with the rest of the cast.

It’s fascinating, it’s like she glitches and doesn’t know how to gracefully escape social humiliation if that conflicts with her compulsion to be front and centre.

After being rejected by her coworkers, she should have tucked herself behind the group on the left, and just sung and danced along supporting the singers, allowing the spotlight to be on them. She could have pretended the coworkers were engrossed and didn’t notice her, and the cringe would have only lasted a few seconds.

Instead she stood there, painfully awkward in the dead centre, and did her usual trick of air-talking to the person ignoring her to pretend they are having a conversation together (when she did the drumming motion too like she’s in on a joke). It took her ages to start mouthing the words and she looked like she wanted the ground to swallow her up.

Despite the agony and the complete pointlessness of her unwelcome presence on stage, she just couldn’t bring herself to step out of the spotlight. Even at the end of the song, the way she gestured to the actual singers drew more attention to herself.

There must have been more going on behind the scenes to make the other cast members hate her this much that no one rescued her, despite it affecting the whole performance. She could have just pretended it was her agent’s fault for replacing this other actress. I bet she was an utter cunt and nobody could bear to interact with her.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

In doing so, Meghan replaced a popular and talented actress, making her unpopular with the rest of the cast.

Who was the actress she replaced?

 

[Staticness]

I thought Meghan was made up by Grant MacDonald to try and reach a straight audience, before realizing it was in fact this ho.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Look at this horseshit:



“The site didn’t have a chance to keep up” is quite an excuse.

It’s a big fat lie- assuming their site/store uses any normal, industry-standard backend solutions and wasn’t cobbled together by a teenager learning to code. But with MM, honestly, you can never be too sure

 

[Rich Evans Simp]

Diana came from money buy she also had a degree of humility unusual in a born aristocrat. For example, she always worked from the time she left school, including as a cleaning lady. Meghan would never lower herself to get her hands dirty, especially with other people’s filth. I don’t think most middle class westerners in current year would, either.

Yes and no. It was a fun diversion for aristocratic young women to work menial jobs before marriage, always part-time, never beyond the boundaries of their West London stomping grounds, and always leaving enough time to take off for country houses at the weekends. You’re overselling it. Diana was absolutely not unique in this way.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s a big fat lie- assuming their site/store uses any normal, industry-standard backend solutions and wasn’t cobbled together by a teenager learning to code. But with MM, honestly, you can never be too sure

It’s a Shopify site.


If you’ve got sources to support the claim that it was a commonplace occurrence for aristocratic women to work as cleaning ladies, I’d be genuinely interested in learning more.

 

[Rich Evans Simp]

It’s a Shopify site.

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If you’ve got sources to support the claim that it was a commonplace occurrence for aristocratic women to work as cleaning ladies, I’d be genuinely interested in learning more.

“But as late as the 1970s it was routine for the rich daughter of an earl to leave school at sixteen to work as a nanny and a cleaner as Diana did, with no academic qualifications at all unless you count hamster husbandry.”

“The next step was to secure a menial job, the more menial the better. Slumming it was part of the inverted cachet of the Sloane Ranger world, since it also announced that you didn’t depend on your job for either money or status. To be cool, the job had to be manifestly silly. Tatler, the house magazine for the upper classes, ran a feature in 1984 under the title “Nobs With Yob Jobs” chronicling all the Lucindas and Henriettas currently dog walking or working as singing telegrams. The only “must have” for a position was flexible hours.”

Tina Brown, The Diana Chronicles, Chapter Four

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Tina Brown

Thanks, that’s interesting. I stand by my original comment.

Diana came from money buy she also had a degree of humility unusual in a born aristocrat. For example, she always worked from the time she left school, including as a cleaning lady. Meghan would never lower herself to get her hands dirty, especially with other people’s filth. I don’t think most middle class westerners in current year would, either.

 

[brocktherock]

I can't decide if this fake bitch is a space alien or just retarded. How did she get to where she is today despite being so devoid of charisma and talent? Somehow Muggone doesn't seem to have fucked (all) the way up to the top, she's not great with men and she sucks at business and isn't cutthroat at anything that isn't immediately serving her spoiled little girl ego. She handles knives with her finger flat on it like some kid in their first home ec class and bent her wrist like a mong when she was fake grilling patties in that Men's Health video 7 years ago. She's not very sexy there by the way, she looked pretty stiff and can't do a cheeky smile for her life. Her open mouth grin as a briefcase girl was a bit more convincing (probably because she was near money and broadcasting cameras) but if I was an oil baron and saw her on a yacht I'd find somebody else to piss on who won't burn through my money and badmouth my tycoon friends right after. She'd probably upset the other hookers too.

The way she uses a whisk and pours things is like the grip of Gen A children who only ever play with touchscreens. She keeps making direct eye contact and constantly touches people or shoves herself at them. Shilling dried flower sprinkles and saying it's great to put on things like cereal and toast is fucking bizarre to normal people. In a nu-20's world, this bright girlboss thinks two digit dollar fucking jam is a good idea and that pancake mix is a great item for her "elevating" brand. And she tells the reusable jam jar thing in a way that offends my intelligence on multiple levels, that she thinks A) no one thought of it before or B) it'll add to her quirky homemaker image, or both because she's a greedy attention whore. She is very stupid.
The moment I saw her generic web page I thought, "this looks like random shit where the glass jars are cheaply mass made for 4 cents in China and the fruit was picked by slaves, I'd rather buy Supermarket Unbranded and deal with low quality for less or save up and go to a real farmer's market". Also, it's not just the false scarcity marketing, its generic style legit looks sketchy. Who the fuck preorders condiments? I feel like if I tried to I'd never hear from the business owner again to see a 404 page in 6 months. Guess I'm not the kind of customer she wants though.


I believe everything in that book, Revenge, especially in regards to her being childish. Particularly to do with her doing some speech or presentation on feminism as an 11 year old where she liked to tell the story well into adulthood as if shit from middle school is still something to be proud of. It felt like the seed that grew thinking she could speak about women's rights at the level of international events and it was the only relevant brag she had. The contacts felt that insincerity from her, quietly let her go and that behavior is why she's not Megan Martyr on some governing board right now. This is probably a shoddy retelling since I read the book only once a long time ago but what a clown. Hope it was all worth that ginger inbred dick, she's breaking her daddy-gibs replacement and now his pocket money for her is drying up.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Particularly to do with her doing some speech or presentation on feminism as an 11 year old where she liked to tell the story well into adulthood as if shit from middle school is still something to be proud of. It felt like the seed that grew thinking she could speak about women's rights at the level of international events and it was the only relevant brag she had.

The Behavior Panel spoke about this specifically when breaking down why Meghan pulls the stunts she does. One of their constant refrains is that old line “The organism does what made the organism successful.” Meghan was rewarded with a great deal of attention and praise for writing that letter to Procter and Gamble. From that point forward she would keep pushing for whatever changes she thought needed to be made in whatever situation she was in. There’s a reason she mentions that childhood letter in every speech she ever gives. Her adventures in royalty were never going to end any other way but with Meghan throwing a strop and demanding things change to suit her.

 

[babadook]

Nobs With Yob Jobs

British English always comes up with these silly sounding words and I love it

 

[vercingotisrix]

Hmm, the scarcity thing rings a bell here.

Does anyone remember a few Invictuses back when she showed up in that weird beige romper and then marched with the athletes in some weird short shorts? I remember the autists on Reddit came through big time and showed that she had consciously bought at least one thing that was almost/entirely sold out, so they could claim that her wearing it made it sell out. I remember it happening over and over again. I have zero doubts that they made sure there was barely anything in her shop so she’d sell out immediately.