Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture

[Rick Nekieta]

First off, the fact that "esteemed public offices" have been used to film gay porn has happened twice in the last few years and the scandal equally affects both major parties is fucking wild. Wow, just fucking wow.

Quartering does an "I'm under attack" thing about four times annually and may be the inspiration behind his handle, the Quartering, as he cries wolf once per quarter. This man hit the jackpot the one time he was legitimately the target of a hate mob (although he had a level of misconduct that muddied the waters, this had no bearing on the things he was being targeted for) and somehow not only managed to be the cause de jure rallying point against the fervent life ruination tactics of the left, but somehow managed to maintain an audience after the spotlight went onto others.

Does anyone remember Kyle Chapman, i.e. Based Stick Man, who fought off a horde of Antifa with a stick meant to hold up a protest sign? Approximately half of readers probably have no idea who he is and the other half probably remember who he is now that I mentioned him, but probably haven't given him a thought in 8 years. He had a level of notoriety and virality at about the same time and his impressive melee skills and incredibly clear mind in the face of physical assault gave him alpha chad status, the inversion of when Quartering got assaulted by someone half his size and had to have his friend make a road trip to hold his hand in his trying time. Kyle was the cause de jure for about 3 months, whereupon he was pretty successfully memory holed, while Jeremy pivoted his 15 minutes into almost 10 years of spotlight status.

Anyhow, Quartering has had 2 legitimate attacks (Magic card community cancellation for wrong think and the actual assault) and has spent nearly a decade crying wolf to varying levels of success. It IS the business model. It paid off big on a couple of occasions, so it is repeated every 3 months. Assuming he hasn't purchased a view in a long time (bold assumption, but let's run with it), he files bankruptcy on all his side ventures except his golden goose and he JUST directs his ad revenue towards his personal debts (the business ones are hyperfucked), immediately targets his high interest debt and solely concentrates on getting out of debt, he MIGHT be able to get through this without a restructuring bankruptcy on his personal finances. Realistically, he should do a restructuring bankruptcy on his personal finances and just shape up going forward, but he *might* be able to avoid that if he just does the right thing going forward and is diligent/dutiful for several years (not gonna happen). I think it's time he hit up Phil Burnell for some advice.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Does anyone remember Kyle Chapman, i.e. Based Stick Man, who fought off a horde of Antifa with a stick meant to hold up a protest sign?

I don't know who Kyle Chapman is.

The one I recall is Vito Gesualdi in 2021 at the Dave Chapelle special Netflix protest.

During a simpler, more innocent time before I understood who Vito the Pedo was.

antifa protester: rips Vito's sign to pieces
~~Vito now holding an empty dowel~~
antifa protester: "He's got a weapon!" "He's got a weapon!"

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

So I was going through that Quartering hater subreddit trying to find those old drunken videos of him which were hilarious. Unfortunately that might be a little harder than just typing a couple keywords into the search so maybe when I have more time.

A couple posts popped up that I thought were relevant to current discussion though.

Here's a meme the Redditor's made about Quartering crying wolf.

The post title was "say the line Quartering"


Then on the topic of Rumble inflating views someone over there posted screenshots of a livestream that supposedly had over 8000 views. Only problem? It hadn't started yet and only 24 people were waiting in the stream.



Seems like this was a trend on there for a while. Here's a different post showing 12k viewers and 127 likes for a stream that hasn't started yet, ooops.

Pretty safe to say Rumble view counts might be a little inflated.

Found this very humorous as well. Unfortunately it will be lost on his viewers.

The guy yelling YOU DON'T NEED A NEW PHONE is complaining about his BRAND NEW PHONE battery only lasting 7 hours. The S25 was released not even 2 months ago. I can't imagine any phone battery lasts more than 7 hours when you average 10 hours of screen time a day like Jeremy.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

So I was going through that Quartering hater subreddit trying to find those old drunken videos of him which were hilarious. Unfortunately that might be a little harder than just typing a couple keywords into the search so maybe when I have more time.

A couple posts popped up that I thought were relevant to current discussion though.

Here's a meme the Redditor's made about Quartering crying wolf.

The post title was "say the line Quartering"
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Then on the topic of Rumble inflating views someone over there posted screenshots of a livestream that supposedly had over 8000 views. Only problem? It hadn't started yet and only 24 people were waiting in the stream.
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Seems like this was a trend on there for a while. Here's a different post showing 12k viewers and 127 likes for a stream that hasn't started yet, ooops.
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Pretty safe to say Rumble view counts might be a little inflated.

Found this very humorous as well. Unfortunately it will be lost on his viewers.
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The guy yelling YOU DON'T NEED A NEW PHONE is complaining about his BRAND NEW PHONE battery only lasting 7 hours. The S25 was released not even 2 months ago. I can't imagine any phone battery lasts more than 7 hours when you average 10 hours of screen time a day like Jeremy.
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I knew rumble boosted view counts for it's streamers but I didn't think it was as bad as this.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Here's a meme the Redditor's made about Quartering crying wolf.

The post title was "say the line Quartering"

*Somewhere* in this thread (it is not in the first 300 pages) there is a "Say the line Jeremy" meme where he is portrayed with a despondent face and his line is "It's okay when we do it" in regards to his hypocrisy of trying to ostracize others for wrong think. I saw it about 3 years ago and it was my favorite contribution to this thread, perhaps surpassed or tied by the photo he took (while on the john) of his cat who chose to take residence in his pants/underwear while he was doing a bowel movement and his pants were around his ankles from Feb of 2020. Those two, by far, were my favorite pictures from this thread. I'd put that alternate "say the line Quartering" in third place.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

I knew rumble boosted view counts for it's streamers but I didn't think it was as bad as this.

Makes sense, after all. You want to have your platform look like the best place to be, so new posters shall sign up after seeing how much more attention they could get there.

Step 1: Give a paid partner, or early joiner, an artificially-inflated follower count or viewership numbers.

Step 2: Watch as they brag about said numbers, which lures in people to sign up in hopes of gaining the same.

Step 3: Go to advertisers, using the incoming users & viewers to garner ad deals.

Though Jeremy has already started defending Rumble's numbers, claiming it uses "Google analytics. The exact same view counting as YouTube":

(archive)

This does not stop him from decrying other sites having questionable analytics. When noted dog-destroyer Phillip Buchanan (also known as Catturd) said he would leave Rumble to stream on Twitter, Jeremy came out to say how poor of a choice this was, as Twitter's metrics are suspect. Something, something, glass houses, you know the rest:

(archive)

 

[Rick Nekieta]

A couple days ago, Jeremy had a rare moment of admitting a contradiction in his thinking. In Texas, some 17 year old ghetto nog was attending a track and field event, got in an argument and fatally stabbed a 17 year old wyboi. Nearly 165K had been raised at the time Jeremy was reported on it. They were aiming for 200K. GoFundMe pulled the fundraiser, whereas GiveSendGo was still hosting it. Jeremy goes off with upset at GSG until a chatter asks him if he's advocating for deplatforming, whereupon Jeremy actually has a moment of reflection and honesty where he admits that platforms like GSG were critical in helping Rittenhouse when the GFM and the major platforms didn't allow them.

Back in 2016-2018, there were 4 or 5 concerted crowdfunding platforms that were attempting to platform the controversial figures that the power structures of the world branded as right wing extremists (anything to the right of Mao) and GFM refused to help. Root Bocks, GoyFundMe, Hatreon and some bounty based web site that escapes me all went down in 2017/2018, leaving GiveSendGo as the only crowdfunding site for edgelords and those exiled by the powers that be. GSG was the only crowdfunding platform that would help the trucker protest, Kyle Rittenhouse, J6 defendants and others.

When Jeremy was raging that GSG wouldn't drop our vibrant ebony friend, it was identical to when left wing talking heads were seething that GSG was helping J6 defendants and similar. Fortunately, he chose to reluctantly admit his contradiction when a chatter asked him about it. For once, Jeremy did the right thing and humbled himself, rather than double down on hypocrisy. MAYBE, just MAYBE, his current financial situation has humbled him and he's going to reel in some of his more tardly qualities. Don't hold your breath though.

 

[Meth Dick]

Jeremy goes off with upset at GSG until a chatter asks him if he's advocating for deplatforming, whereupon Jeremy actually has a moment of reflection and honesty where he admits that platforms like GSG were critical in helping Rittenhouse when the GFM and the major platforms didn't allow them.

The major difference being that Rittenhouse was actually defending himself from attackers and the nigger just straight up stabbed the white kid, in place he wasn't supposed to be (rival schools teams area) over a fucking chair, acting like an obnoxious rowdy nigger hoping someone would "step".
Kyle Rittenhouse probably didn't want to have to fire that gun, he was justified to. The nigger brought a knife for the sole purpose of using it on anyone, premeditated murder, maybe he didn't know WHO he was gonna kill, but he knew he was going to kill someone.
So no, I don't care what platform it is, if they allow support for the black at all they prove to the world they support murderous nigger scum and should face ridicule for it, as should every single bleeding heart faggot that donates to him.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Though Jeremy has already started defending Rumble's numbers, claiming it uses "Google analytics. The exact same view counting as YouTube":

All of the big streaming platforms in social media companies are faking their numbers reddit is probably the biggest offender followed by youtube and Twitch rumble doing in it's just what everyone else in the industry is doing but if you start investigating these people for committing fraud well you'd have to start figuring out how to replace those hundreds of thousands of lost tech jobs

 

[Meth Dick]

All of the big streaming platforms in social media companies are faking their numbers reddit is probably the biggest offender followed by youtube and Twitch rumble doing in it's just what everyone else in the industry is doing but if you start investigating these people for committing fraud well you'd have to start figuring out how to replace those hundreds of thousands of lost tech jobs

Come to think of it, you know who else is major offender of it? Fucking Quora.
That has to be a bigger retarded cesspool than even reddit.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

A couple days ago, Jeremy had a rare moment of admitting a contradiction in his thinking. In Texas, some 17 year old ghetto nog was attending a track and field event, got in an argument and fatally stabbed a 17 year old wyboi. Nearly 165K had been raised at the time Jeremy was reported on it. They were aiming for 200K. GoFundMe pulled the fundraiser, whereas GiveSendGo was still hosting it. Jeremy goes off with upset at GSG until a chatter asks him if he's advocating for deplatforming, whereupon Jeremy actually has a moment of reflection and honesty where he admits that platforms like GSG were critical in helping Rittenhouse when the GFM and the major platforms didn't allow them.

Back in 2016-2018, there were 4 or 5 concerted crowdfunding platforms that were attempting to platform the controversial figures that the power structures of the world branded as right wing extremists (anything to the right of Mao) and GFM refused to help. Root Bocks, GoyFundMe, Hatreon and some bounty based web site that escapes me all went down in 2017/2018, leaving GiveSendGo as the only crowdfunding site for edgelords and those exiled by the powers that be. GSG was the only crowdfunding platform that would help the trucker protest, Kyle Rittenhouse, J6 defendants and others.

When Jeremy was raging that GSG wouldn't drop our vibrant ebony friend, it was identical to when left wing talking heads were seething that GSG was helping J6 defendants and similar. Fortunately, he chose to reluctantly admit his contradiction when a chatter asked him about it. For once, Jeremy did the right thing and humbled himself, rather than double down on hypocrisy. MAYBE, just MAYBE, his current financial situation has humbled him and he's going to reel in some of his more tardly qualities. Don't hold your breath though.

This isn't really new. He flip flops all the time on everything.

He doesn't really put any thought into anything he says beyond what furthers the grift and what he thinks his fans want to hear. I've seen plenty of videos where he goes in with his predetermined talking points then waffles in real time as he reads the article. Pretty obviously he doesn't read all the articles before he jumps into a video talking about them and then is too lazy to edit out the parts where he tries to make a point which is immediately contradicted by the next line in the article. Sometimes he'll do that then scan the next sentence that invalidates the point of the entire video and just scroll past it like it doesn't even exist.

Come to think of it, you know who else is major offender of it? Fucking Quora.
That has to be a bigger retarded cesspool than even reddit.

Twitter is probably the worst example of inflating views I've seen. Most of these companies are public and you start to get into stock manipulation territory if you just make up numbers and put them into reports, so they at least have to get creative with how they are "counting" views. Twitter is private so they can just go ape shit and outright lie, which they certainly do in comical ways. It's so obvious even Quartering calls it out constantly even though he's one of the biggest Elon Musk dick riders in the world.

Youtube is probably the most accurate, I think you have to click into the video and watch at least 15 seconds before it counts. Pretty sure with Rumble they throw Quartering's live stream on the front page and everyone who goes to Rumble while he's live is counted as a viewer even if his video is just auto-playing for a few seconds in the background until they navigate to something more interesting. That's definitely how I would do it if I ran a social media platform for grifting shitbags. His average livestream "views" on Rumble are in the range of his biggest streams ever on Youtube that happened back when his channel was at it's peak viewership and he was regularly getting 300k+ views a video despite Rumble being a far smaller platform and his channel being slower than it's been in a long time. He's currently struggling to get 100k views on multiple videos a day right now even if you add the Rumble numbers to the Youtube ones.

Side note:

Checked in on Quartering's coffee grift today since that's the only interesting thing he's doing right now. During his begging session on live today Quartering revealed he had 5000 Mother's Day coffee gift boxes made and shipped to Amazon and that they cost $5 a piece average just to ship to the fulfillment center because he made the packaging too big. So that's $25,000 he dropped just to ship these time sensitive products to Amazon. He's been begging his fans to buy the package and leave a verified review for the past few weeks and currently has 3 verified reviews and not even 50 purchases.

It's clear he's gone very deep in on this particular grift merch and it likely represents a large part of the $300k he claims to be in the hole right now on his company. He still has plenty of time until Mother's day to pull it off but most interesting for the farms, for the first time we can see an estimate of how many units he's moving since Amazon displays that information.

He's begging his fans to post reviews so he can sell to "normies" so he clearly doesn't expect to sell 5000 to his fans alone and it will be interesting to see how this plays out for him as Mother's Day gets closer and if we'll see some desperation last minute pitches, "under attack" videos. or deep discounts to move more product if plan A doesn't pan out.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

He doesn't really put any thought into anything he says beyond what furthers the grift and what he thinks his fans want to hear. I've seen plenty of videos where he goes in with his predetermined talking points then waffles in real time as he reads the article. Pretty obviously he doesn't read all the articles before he jumps into a video talking about them and then is too lazy to edit out the parts where he tries to make a point which is immediately contradicted by the next line in the article. Sometimes he'll do that then scan the next sentence that invalidates the point of the entire video and just scroll past it like it doesn't even exist.

His most egregious case of faking the story I remember was some years back when one of his shorts came up on my feed a few years ago. I do not recall if the person in question was male or female, but he/she claimed a "non-binary" identity and went by "Mx (pronounced mix). Siegel" Rather than highlight the fact we're all either male or female, Jeremy tried to claim the person was trying to claim seagull identity. The truth was bad enough and he still had to lie. The person's name was genuinely Siegel, which is a historical surname (although the tribe that uses it is controversial in the extreme). For all this person's many malfunctions, he chose the one thing that wasn't malfunctioning and purposefully misrepresented it, as if the person were claiming a "transspecies" identity.

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Looks like YouTube is turning into Twitter now.

This moron thinks Hollywood gets their money from China. Wrong Quarterpounder! So fucking wrong on that noise!

His hate for AOC knows no bounds.

And a lawsuit that I am surprised he kept tracked on.

 

[urr13 account]

TheQuartering is a retarded faggot, I hope the bank repossess his house.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

TheQuartering is a retarded faggot, I hope the bank repossess his house.

The sentiment, I understand, but assuming he is current on mortgage payments/(any loan secured against the property of any kind), he has a LOT, and I mean a LOT, of lines of defense and legal options before a foreclosure. It takes a LOT of error and willful uncooperativeness to suffer a foreclosure. His business debts can be closed out without hurting his personal assets. Surprisingly, it seems that he hasn't been using these protections to date. Strapped as he is, he needs to get an accountant and an attorney analyzing his current situation and advising him. He still has an income and not an insignificant one at that. He very clearly needs a LOT of help untangling his current situation and he very clearly is out of his depth trying to solo his way out of it. The fact is, if he's willing to be honest and cooperative, he should come out okay no matter what. Then again, that would run against every instinct that got him in this situation, so start buttering the popcorn.

Any moment in his life can be summed up with "Yup, that's me, I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation."

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Look, I get the sentiment. I do.
But assuming the guy’s actually current on his mortgage—or any loan secured against the property—he’s got a ton of legal insulation before we even whisper the word “foreclosure.” I mean, you have to really go out of your way to screw this up. We’re talking willful, repeated, Olympic-level financial self-destruction.

Business debts? Those can die in a fire without torching your personal assets if you’ve structured things even halfway competently. And here’s the kicker—it looks like he hasn’t been using any of the tools available to him. None. Just raw-dogging financial disaster like he’s speedrunning bankruptcy%.

Now, the guy still has income. Not small change either. But it’s very clear he needs a CPA and a lawyer yesterday, because right now he’s trying to Captain Solo his way out of a financial black hole and it’s… not working.

And look, if he could just sit down, be honest, cooperate with professionals who know what the hell they’re doing, he could walk away from this mostly intact. But let’s be real—that would require a complete personality transplant. So yeah, get the popcorn. This is gonna be one of those shows.

Every chapter of this dude’s life could open with: “Yup, that’s me. Bet you’re wondering how I got here.”

I wanted to give this a Nick Rekieta touch since now it's the time to make a good in character joke of what he would say.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

He's been begging his fans to buy the package and leave a verified review for the past few weeks and currently has 3 verified reviews and not even 50 purchases.

he genuinely fucked up by not realizing amazon shows those

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

He's been begging his fans to buy the package and leave a verified review for the past few weeks and currently has 3 verified reviews and not even 50 purchases.

He's begging his fans to post reviews so he can sell to "normies" so he clearly doesn't expect to sell 5000 to his fans alone

I don't disagree with anything you wrote or believe that Hambly's financial dire straits isn't worse than many here have proposed it is.

I'd just point out that his "All I ask is that you leave a review for my coffee" has been a perpetual refrain for 3 years since he started the whole thing.

So it's hard sometimes to assess just how desperate he is because it's just the same old tired acts over & over again.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

I don't disagree with anything you wrote or believe that Hambly's financial dire straits isn't worse than many here have proposed it is.

I'd just point out that his "All I ask is that you leave a review for my coffee" has been a perpetual refrain for 3 years since he started the whole thing.

So it's hard sometimes to assess just how desperate he acts is because it's just the same old tired acts over & over again.

Almost forgot. The other day someone in chat said Tim Pool reported his coffee grift was going under. At first Jeremy celebrated his victory in the coffee wars. Then he said something to the effect of "Well maybe he's just grifting. Lord knows I've made some videos over the years" then kind of caught himself and trailed off. Probably remembered he isn't even a week removed from his second "HELP MY COFFEE COMPANY NEEDS YOUR HELP" grift in the past month. Once when he revealed he put a bunch of company expenses on credit then again when some guy sent mean Tweets in his direction.

Wild that his audience still buys into this stuff but from his own past comments he has a lot of audience turnover and relies on finding new marks every few months. So most of the people falling for this round of grifting probably weren't around for the 50 other ones he's done over the years.

 

[You're MDNWU]

According to AlJokes on a recent short, Youtube is now doing likely similar to what the other platforms are doing in regards to views, but mainly for shorts.

Something to the effect of YT now counts your short coming up for someone and even if they swipe away immediately as a view. My assumption is Rumble et al do something similar for their long format shit to not be completely lying about counts.