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This is 100% sarcasm.
Dude is seething.
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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Dude is seething.
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- Jun 14, 2020
Nick, remember when you did a show with Kash Patel? The future director of the FBI? Alex Jones? How you had enough fans who got your ass back on YouTube, a rarity? Remember making actual money?
Now everyone knows you as the guy who gave coke to his daughter, a walking disaster that sane people jumped ship on a long time ago. Literally everyone around you has found their own success, with the “Rekieta bump” being a punchline to a drug joke.
How embarrassing!
Now everyone knows you as the guy who gave coke to his daughter, a walking disaster that sane people jumped ship on a long time ago. Literally everyone around you has found their own success, with the “Rekieta bump” being a punchline to a drug joke.
How embarrassing!
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- Jul 31, 2021
He's bi in the same way Freddie Mercury was bi. Freddie had sex with women too and was notoriously down to fuck anyone. But he strongly preferred men sexually. It's just my anecdotal experience but both bisexual men and women seem to generally prefer men for longterm relationships. Nick views women as galpals that he may have sex with sometimes to be funny and weird, but all of his pining has been toward men like Dick and Aaron.
- Joined
- Nov 26, 2016
One's better dressed than the other.
And it's the one bringing me decently cooked steak instead of half-baked jokes about cops at Denny's and men dating semen.
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- Dec 25, 2017
Personal theory of mine. Do you think Nick doesn’t stream anymore to personally try and destroy your channel? He clearly considers you his among his greatest enemies
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- Nov 13, 2018
He ran out of coke and galaxy gas, we’re entering into the boring Rekieta phase folks
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- Dec 28, 2014
No, he isn't. Freddie Mercury was gay. Nick is a faggot.
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The coke has him going slightly mad.
StannisTheMannis
kiwifarms.net
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- Jun 1, 2024
Balldohemian Rhapsody
I see a skelly silhouetto of a man
I'm a douche, I'm a douche, and I blew a Mandingo
Nitrous, coke and wife-ning, trust fund cash is tightening me!
Gay-lileo (Gay-lileo), Gay-lileo (Gay-lileo), Gay-lileo figaro fag-nifico,
I'm just a poor boy, nobody likes me
(He's just poor dad, gave his kid nose candy, Spare him his life he's a monstrosity)
Easy come, easy go, second house and blow
Aaron - ah no, I will not let you go (let me go!)
April - ah no, I will not let you go (let me go!)
Josh Moon - ah no, I will not let you go (let me go!)
Will not let you go (let me go!), Will not let you go (let me go!), Will not let you go (never never let you go)
No no no no no no no
Oh Hackamania, hackamania
Hackamania let me go
Pedo Melton has a snaking put aside for me...for me...for MEEEEEE
So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye?
So you think you can lick me and leave me so dry?
Oh, Aaron, can't do this to me, Aaron
Just gonna get sued, just gonna get sued outta here
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters,
You're dead to rights on the felony .....
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- Sep 5, 2019
He still won’t own his shit. And he’s still fixating on Aaron. When Nick dies, whether it be sooner or later, he will be thinking of Aaron as he takes his last breath.
Imagine being mentally and spiritually owned by fucking Steel Toe.
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- Jul 5, 2023
So, let's say Nick did attend Dax's wedding. Did Kayla come with? It's possible she did, and is being kept out of all Internet talk/video.
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His child being exposed to coke is the nail in the coffin but I already really hated Nick for his ability to make activities such as licking bottle necks and sucking sausage tips look even more gay than what comes to mind reading those words. The man is a positive feedback loop of faggotry and between these two types of clips we already know how he fellates men. Disgusting.
That’s a throwback. Nicks really suggin’ that hog down.
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“To make the government fear me, I need to be able to give my 8-year old daughter copious amounts of cocaine!” - Nick Rekeita probably.
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- Mar 1, 2020
Mama
Just blew a man
But a tongue up to his head,
Pulled his trigger, now I'm bred
Mama, wife had just begun
But now I've gone and shown it to Aaron
Mama o-oo-ooh, I never went and lied,
If I'm not back-blown again this time
Tomorrow
Cope and Sneed
Cope and Sneed
As if nothing really matters
- Joined
- Nov 26, 2016
He's turning into patty piglinson again with those Rick-isms.
thebigdream
kiwifarms.net
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- Jan 12, 2023
Nick: Quitting is easy, just stop doing it
Government: Okay so stop doing it
Nick: YOU'RE LITERALLY KILLING ME
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Probably, he made that gay post where he said him and Kayla are going somewhere together
Nah he already forbids Elissa from clipping his show via false flaggotry
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- Dec 28, 2014
Lmao. "There I was minding my own business feeding my daughter cocaine, and suddenly they say you're ARRESTED! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA! BETTER CALL SAUL!"
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So there is at least a 50% chance Kayla went to Dick Masterson's wedding, sitting there mortified thinking of how everyone there sees her as a cheap used up whore, meanwhile her husband is trashed and won't stop performative whining about getting his kids taken away.
We all joke about @Fapcop being a better prospective mate than Nicky Rackets, yet it's 100% true. Then again, a variety of criminals and vagrants would be, too.
We all joke about @Fapcop being a better prospective mate than Nicky Rackets, yet it's 100% true. Then again, a variety of criminals and vagrants would be, too.