Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Red Frida]

MAGA are quaking in their boots.

What gun is that? The stock looks dysgenic.

Also, lmao

Rare Pat W?

 

[Post Reply]

Rare Pat W?

 

[NaggotFigger]

The Neutralizer, TR-0814. And he oinks back at Polpetone because he's too stupid to take things easy, or knowing fuck any classic movies aside from Star Wars, Star Trek or Nu-Marvel capeshit. Nice try, retard.

Squeals and hollering because the funster makes felonious remarks at his faucet microcock that couldn't even satisfy Ade at all.

Fat also. Very fat.

Nice attempt to sugarcoating the fact that you self-vandalized the half-hovel just for mainstream attention, stupid.

Can't even reload a Glock properly or knowing how to handle an AR-15, or basic trigger discipline knowledge, or fuck all gun control and safety. Nice try handling the rifle, stupid.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Can't even reload a Glock properly or knowing how to handle an AR-15, or basic trigger discipline knowledge, or fuck all gun control and safety. Nice try, stupid.

Fucking hard LOL at Patrick talking as if he'd participate in any kind of conflict on American soil. I would love to see Patrick demonstrate any weapon disarming technique on anyone, even a willing participant.

"No, child! *gasp* *wheeze* You're supposed to let go when I grab the barrel! Then I spin the rifle around and shoot you with it to save democracy!"

And what is going on in that photo of Patrick holding what appears to be a rifle? Did someone ask him if he could hold it while looking as fucking gay as possible?

 

[Maude Snew]

Wrong as always, stalker child. Unfortunately guns are black and black means food, so when he says you will be disarmed, he means literally, as your arms are likely to become collateral damage when he just eats the gun.

 

[grey area]

Even though I browse the farms on a smuggled phone in the comfort of ad seg, I feel the collective gasp of an entire population of stalkers harrowed by his mastery of firearms wondering how we'll ever enjoy prison again.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Even though I browse the farms on a smuggled phone in the comfort of ad seg, I feel the collective gasp of an entire population of stalkers harrowed by his mastery of firearms wondering how we'll ever enjoy prison again.

Given that he's holding his gun up in a room full of friends when it should be lowered I think we're safe. The guy will likely shoot friendlies before us.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

FTFY

Spoiler: NSFW

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Why'd you blur the cocks?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Ah yes handling a rifle in a room full of people after you've clearly been drinking (going off the empties on the table next to him).

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Fatrick describes how he would instantly disarm a man with a gun
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I would imagine that in the case of actual war even this guy might hold the gun more properly, aim it at you and shoot it a few times before you waddle within arms length of him.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Young Patrick looks slightly more likeable but even more homosexual.

Concerning sending Miller to the Hague for the crime of Fatricide, the US doesn't recognize the ICC, which I assumed was common knowledge.
Maybe he means the ICJ, but that one doesn't judge people, it judges conflicts between nations.

As usual, Patrick's histrionic oinkings are given spice by his udder ignorance.

LegalPat is still my favorite persona of the many faces of pig.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Fucking hard LOL at Patrick talking as if he'd participate in any kind of conflict on American soil.

Battle of the Bulge? I am the Bulge!

Fatrick will participate, the same way other massive landmarks participate. Entire armored divisions can hide behind his ample folds.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Wrong as always, stalker child. Unfortunately guns are black and black means food, so when he says you will be disarmed, he means literally, as your arms are likely to become collateral damage when he just eats the gun.

He definitely would eat squid ink pasta with pepperoni on them. And the pepperoni was toppled by none other than Titty Ricky, made from the many butchered and ground African-American children and babies that he kidnapped, raped and dismembered for the grinding process in the niggeroni basement.

 

[Red Frida]

I would imagine that in the case of actual war even this guy might hold the gun more properly, aim it at you and shoot it a few times before you waddle within arms length of him.

Wisconsin already had a well publicized demonstration of how effective zombie attacks are against state line crossers with AR-15s but Pat thinks he has a reasonable chance of disarming someone with one. Because he's mama Raven's special boy.

 

[Judge Holden]

Wisconsin already had a well publicized demonstration of how effective zombie attacks are against state line crossers with AR-15s

Ya know as I grow older, the more fucking bizarre the decision of the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake to be set in Milwaukee/Wisconsin becomes in hindsight.

Way back when it came out I was some preteen bongland sperglet freshly entered his phase of obsessing over zombie fiction, and thus I had zero fucking frame of reference for what a Wisconsin or a Milwaukee was beyond "place in burgerland" and so I just assumed it was some sunny California looking locale located near some surprisingly tropical looking islands.

Twenty years later and exposure to so much RedLetterMedia, Fatrick lore, and accumulated online references to cheese and beer and packers and cold and surviving edged weapons and such, and the movie just feels surreal to watch again.

EDIT: Ok to give burgers some perspective, imagine an above average and fairly memorable (well for like the first twenty minutes) bongland zombie movie ostensibly set in the city of Grimsby in which the place looks like this thanks to being filmed in Adelaide Australia


This forms your general mental picture of this mythical locale for up to two decades, only for you to eventually find out years later thanks to a popular hack fraud review show RedCoatMedia and a noted porcine gentlemen of amusing eccentricity Pattington S Tommy who are both based in the town that Grimsby actually looks like this

 

[MilkThePig]

And because they don't see their mistakes, dunderheads like Pat will often gain huge egos because they think they can do no wrong.

He literally said once when somebody was arguing with him and talked about his flaws "I'd have to have some first". He actually believes he's a flawless human being. A complete psycho he is. He's a quite a hefty fella too.

If you have to tell people you're smart, you aren't.

I'd add to this - If you have to tell everyone you're a good person, you're not. Something Patrick does constantly. Again, he weighs quite a bit.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Full pic:

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

The OandA Forums are back online and the first question to be asked is what killed Patposting. This is normally a guarantee of some absolute insanity incoming. Pat's been quiet for a few weeks now, barely making 50 tweets a day. My Pattenna are twitching.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/what-killed-patposting.69204/

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

What gun is that? The stock looks dysgenic.

Some flavor of FAL, Pat’s arms are probably shaking trying to hold up something that isn’t made entirely of plastic.

 

[Judge Holden]

I felt the previously mentioned fatxeet-activated vibrating orb I welded to my prostate start buzzing and saw pig man is seething about muh Kamala losing again


Note how he has temporarily dropped the "DRUMPF STOLE THE ELECTION AND ELON HACKED THE VOTING MACHINES!" conspiracy just so he can whine about how gorillions of rayissts voted to keep Kamala out of high office.

Also the article he linked reminded me of the utter fucking cringe that was the cult of the "fearless girl" statue that arose in the wake of drumpf's first election victory....fuck that shit actually hurts to remember, especially that bugfuck insane comic all the high profile #resist libs were rexeeting for months where the statue teamed up with hillary to overthrow drumpf and the nazis.