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We did it Farms! We are successfully proxy parents!
Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS
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- Feb 3, 2013
So which one of us should get custody? I'm going to opt out of it.
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- Aug 9, 2024
Null and his secret Serbian wife. They already have all the supplies, assuming there is a secret slav baby too. Hannah will fit right in.
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- May 16, 2019
Proof #57,548 that bullying works. May it continue to do so.
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- Sep 29, 2018
I want to be malicious and say Android Raptor, but I do believe children are innocent and shouldn't suffer due their parents behavior. So setting that aside, I think the one and only @MWV (Matthew Vickers, of the Ralphamale sphere) would be appropriate. He's used to raising children in a dysfunctional home.
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- Jul 16, 2021
Fatrick's ex-wife and her latest husband. Her daughter doesn't have a flat head, after all.
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- Feb 2, 2021
God this has real eastern block, marched in front of the cameras with a recent newspaper to say everything is fine vibes.
Look at the babys unsure little face, the eyes, the EYES. The brand new furniture set, and paltry 4 cheesy Wotsits sitting on no plate.
This has real "jam her there for a quick flick, empty our my own scraps from a pack of crisps" energy.
You'd think someone who lies all the time would make better propaganda kek
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- Sep 6, 2017
This is an extremely sad-looking child. Sad and unfortunate.
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- Oct 23, 2023
I have to disagree - I see a kid who is so over her mom’s shit, already. ”I’ll pose for this pic, and you’ll leave me alone for the rest of the day. Deal?” is the vibe I’m getting.
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- Dec 4, 2018
“You’ve got me until this juice box is gone and then so am I, got it?”
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- Jan 15, 2014
She looks to me like she’s been crying very recently.
This quickly became one of the saddest threads on the farms after Hah-nuh was born. Watching Becky tell obvious lies and get into fights with random people is funny but watching her abuse this kid is just a real fucking bummer.
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- Dec 7, 2024
I'm sure it's been tapped out on super important stuff like weed, Door Dash orders, LEGOS, and toys she played with for five minutes until the dopamine wore off and she went back to screeching/e-begging/trolling for dick online.
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- Jan 11, 2019
There’s a tiny little tear on her cheek by her eye. But the photos mama said she wouldn’t upload anymore are more important!! Poor Minecraft baby.
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When I first learned about Bex, I assumed she was a MtF. I actually thought everyone was fucking with me when I was told she is a biological female. I have NEVER seen a woman look more like an AGP than Bex does. I love that I'm not the only one.
Catching up since her recent feature, what a wild and horrifying ride! As someone who plans to have children soon, I feel that it is a duty to not look away from this thread just because the baby has a conehead. This is horrifying yes. But the 'baby got my fetish gear' shit? And posting her perfect innocent child indecent in the bath? It really stirs up some kind of chemical hatred inside you.
Not to bring up the Robert Dahl cartoon that is mentioned many times in the Nal/Queen Cobra thread, but Becky really is an ugly creature and you can tell her profound inner ugliness radiates outward. You look at Becky and your brain is picking out a lot of things that are off, that are unsettling, that give you pause because of having evolved to recognize predators and threats to your wellbeing.
Everything I've said has been said here before so I will add my favorite pic of Hannah.
Sorry Hahnuh, we've gotta find some humor in it somehow.
Also LMAO Becky has roaches. Lovely! Couldn't possibly be the result of not cleaning!! You know roaches LOVE to nestle themselves into the plastic shell of a warm electronic. This gooner game commune is a roaches paradise. And you know they have probably visited the neighbors by now too. How generous of Becky!
Catching up since her recent feature, what a wild and horrifying ride! As someone who plans to have children soon, I feel that it is a duty to not look away from this thread just because the baby has a conehead. This is horrifying yes. But the 'baby got my fetish gear' shit? And posting her perfect innocent child indecent in the bath? It really stirs up some kind of chemical hatred inside you.
Not to bring up the Robert Dahl cartoon that is mentioned many times in the Nal/Queen Cobra thread, but Becky really is an ugly creature and you can tell her profound inner ugliness radiates outward. You look at Becky and your brain is picking out a lot of things that are off, that are unsettling, that give you pause because of having evolved to recognize predators and threats to your wellbeing.
Everything I've said has been said here before so I will add my favorite pic of Hannah.
Sorry Hahnuh, we've gotta find some humor in it somehow.
Also LMAO Becky has roaches. Lovely! Couldn't possibly be the result of not cleaning!! You know roaches LOVE to nestle themselves into the plastic shell of a warm electronic. This gooner game commune is a roaches paradise. And you know they have probably visited the neighbors by now too. How generous of Becky!
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It's easy to think she's MtF considering she looks like a fat version of ProJared in his Sailor Moon outfit.
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- Aug 12, 2019
The worst part about the introduction of Hannah to this household is that it genuinely makes me mad in a way that Becky's revolving roast beef sandwich of cucks didn't beforehand, and I begin to feel guilty about taking pleasure in the ludicrous emotional slapfights that dominate the house and the poor decisions that always seem to only just avoid having actual consequences. I feel like Hanna's the house schlimazel (a little Jewspeak there for you Yonah) and all their shitty decisions are going to end up dripping down her poor cone-shaped head.
Also Hannah is fat and ugly and I would not have sex with her.
Also Hannah is fat and ugly and I would not have sex with her.
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- Dec 1, 2019
There are still tears on her eyes my man...
So instead of comforting the crying child, she takes a picture and probably is busy on her phone for the next five minutes telling her child to shush. Very sad...
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- Mar 24, 2016
Isn't it pretty fucked up that Hannah is eating meals at a tiny table for one, and appears not to be eating with her family in any way?
I guess it's better than a bottle on her back, but at every turn they choose whatever option keeps her most out of their hair, not the option that is normal or expected or encouraging of social skills. I've never seen a toddler sat for meals in a tiny chair and table, but I guess this way no one has to lift her into a high chair or take her out of it.
Upon looking, it's a "Montessori weaning table." Seating your child alone and away from all positive social influences during meals sounds fucked up to me. Maria Montessori certainly never advocated having children sit away from caretakers for meals, these "weaning chairs" are 100% a modern invention. Montessori advocated having child-size furniture available, and furniture kids can get themselves into and out of, but she also emphasized the social, communal nature of mealtime and eating in human society. "Weaning chairs" for people to give their kids to eat at alone while the family eats elsewhere? Those are fucked up and I hope no one here has ever gotten suckered into doing that.
Where's the roaches thing? I don't see it anywhere.
I guess it's better than a bottle on her back, but at every turn they choose whatever option keeps her most out of their hair, not the option that is normal or expected or encouraging of social skills. I've never seen a toddler sat for meals in a tiny chair and table, but I guess this way no one has to lift her into a high chair or take her out of it.
Upon looking, it's a "Montessori weaning table." Seating your child alone and away from all positive social influences during meals sounds fucked up to me. Maria Montessori certainly never advocated having children sit away from caretakers for meals, these "weaning chairs" are 100% a modern invention. Montessori advocated having child-size furniture available, and furniture kids can get themselves into and out of, but she also emphasized the social, communal nature of mealtime and eating in human society. "Weaning chairs" for people to give their kids to eat at alone while the family eats elsewhere? Those are fucked up and I hope no one here has ever gotten suckered into doing that.
Where's the roaches thing? I don't see it anywhere.
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- Jan 31, 2020
I'll do it. I'm a heterosexual in a monogamous marriage. I don't put my vices ahead of my responsibilities. Hannah will be a beautiful single gendered child not exposed to gooning and cooming all day every day, and 4 different adults each with alternating partners. And I will post positive pictures about how happy and normal she is and regular her skull is.